A hero drinks red without leaving a bottle

Chapter 63 Rather than saying that chickens or other animals are all treasures, it is better to say

Chapter 63 Rather than saying that chickens or other animals are all treasures, it is better to say that human imagination is the scariest thing
The orcs are a race that pays great attention to funeral rituals, so after the "companion's skeleton" is carried into the city, it is natural not to just find a few corners and throw it away, but to put it in a fixed funeral place and wait for it to die. further processing.

So, in the form of a big skeleton, Huang Lang was carried by two orcs to a trot all the way, sent to a building in the city, and handed over to an old shaman who was in charge of the funeral.

After the handover, the two orcs who carried Huanglang into the city left without delay, leaving only the old shaman and some unscientific Trojan bones—after all, the whole territory of the orcs has entered a state of war, and they have military missions of.

"Oh, it's really a crime." The old shaman looked at the blood-stained skeleton and sighed heavily, "Such a good boy died before the fight started, what's all this about..."

Orcs may be labeled with many labels such as [barbaric], but they are not stupid-this is the benefit of many years of peace, in fact, orcs can also see it-there are not so many orphans and widows in the entire orc territory , the benefits brought by trade exchanges can be seen with the naked eye. If there is any dissatisfaction, perhaps the many arenas built to release the inherent rage in the blood of the orcs can barely be counted as one.

Now, all of a sudden, the former king who had always adhered to the peaceful line was killed, and in the blink of an eye, a war was about to start, which really made this old shaman who actually liked the peaceful line of the former king feel a little bit embarrassed.

But no matter how sad, there is still work to be done. The job of the old shaman working in the funeral home is naturally to see the dead for the last time.

Packed up the magic weapon of the orc skull, and lit the requiem grass unique to the northern land in it. After the smoke came out of the magic weapon, the old shaman turned around and went back to practice, but after turning around, the old shaman was like It was as if a body-holding technique had been applied, and he did not move there.

The reason, of course, was that the skeleton frame disappeared.

"In the name of the ancestors and God of War, this... this?!" The old shaman stood there at a loss holding the magic weapon.

And just when he was at a loss, Huang Lang, who had entered the stealth state, had turned into a shadow and a breeze, brushed past him, and slipped out like a loach.

After slipping out, Huang Lang walked quickly through the city in accordance with the instructions given to him by the old rock sculpture Hammond in a stealth state, and soon came to a private house not far from the funeral.

After confirming again and again that there was no one around, Huang Lang tapped lightly and regularly on the door according to the code taught by Hammond.

Not long after the knocking sound ended, the door of the private house opened a crack, and an orc poked his head out from the crack, looked at Huang Lang who was out of stealth with wary and surprised eyes, and said:
"You are?"

"I am a traveler from the west, and I came here to pursue the lost secret." Huang Lang repeated the code that Hammond gave him.

"I am a traveler from the east, and the secret you came to find is me," the orc let out a long breath, with a relaxed expression on his face, "Come in."

"Are you going to the secret place?" After entering the door, the orc asked while leading Huang Lang all the way into the house.

"Not just me, but two people."

After speaking, Huang Lang gave a rough description of Serena and Elantra without revealing their identities. After listening to Huang Lang's description, the old orc who responded to Huang Lang's complexion became serious, and he shook shook his head:
"To go to the secret place, you need to activate a directional secret teleportation array. If there is only one person, I can guarantee that the magic fluctuations brought about by the activation of the magic circle will not attract the attention of the army in the city, but the more people teleport, the more magical power will be injected. More, the greater the magic fluctuations, three people, I can't guarantee...and..."

"And now that the city is locked down, it's very difficult to bring two more people in, right?"

"Yes..." The old orc nodded.

"That's the magic circle?" Huang Lang pointed to a huge flat pedestal with a metallic luster on the floor of the secret room in the room and asked.

"To be precise, what really works are the magic circuits and inscriptions carved and poured in a specific way on it, but you are right, that is the magic circle."

"This magic circle, it seems, can be moved, right?"

"Naturally.

"The old orc said, walked over and kicked the metal platform with his foot, and then the metal platform began to fold and store automatically like a Transformer, and finally turned into a small suitcase, which was carried by the old orc inside.

With that high-tech appearance, watching Huang Lang's mouth twitch, he felt as if he was not on a great adventure with swords and magic, but in Cruise's Mission Impossible series of worlds or Bond's world line.

But he thought about it --- this is the right thing, if the teleportation array of a secret stronghold can't be transferred at any time, then it's not normal!

"But if you want to take this teleportation array away and use it alone, I'm afraid you can't," the old orc shook the suitcase, "The old man has set up restrictive measures to prevent the secret place from being raided. This magic circle must detect my blood, my soul breath, enter the password that only I know and hear the voice command I uttered without persuasion or lying, so it will be activated, so..."

【Hammond you TM...】

Huang Lang spat viciously, and complained in his heart that the old rock sculpture, whose private life was extremely chaotic, was so strict about this matter, he had to face the reality.

"So, I have to find a way to take you out of the city with this thing, right?" Huang Lang pressed his eyebrows and asked with a confused expression.

"That's about it," the old orc nodded, "but the city of Isar Khan is now under martial law, and it is as difficult as going out of the city."

"Don't you have any secret way out of the city here?"

"I can fly out of the city with the air dance technique, but now the shaman on the city wall and the arrow towers used for anti-air interception have entered the highest level of security. Flying out like this is courting death." The old orc made a gesture of wiping his neck .

【Wukongshu, where did you come from, the Crane Immortal or something...】

After complaining about the name of this move in his heart, Huang Lang pondered for a while, and said to the old orc:

"I'll figure out a way to do this. Get ready. After a while, when you see a sudden burst of flames in a certain direction of the city wall, break out and fly out from that direction. After you fly out...do you have a topographic map of the surrounding area? "

The old orc found a map. Huang Lang corresponded to the small map of the World of Warcraft system, marked the approximate location of the cave for the old orc, and then said a hidden feature he left behind at the entrance of the cave, and said:
"After you go, wait for me in that cave, I will follow you there, and then we will start the teleportation array from there."

The old orc stared at Huang Lang for a long time, then nodded:

"Hope you succeed."

"You get ready."

After finishing speaking, Huang Lang re-entered the stealth state, and then retreated.

After exiting, Huang Lang found a place where no one was around, spent 1 point, switched the system, became a poisonous snake in Metal Gear again, turned on the optical stealth camouflage, and quietly touched the core of the entire city in the night The building --- City Lord's Mansion.

Avoiding the patrols, he came to a part of the outer wall of the city lord's mansion. After seeing no one around, Huang Lang took out a square-shaped thing with a red light flashing on it.

【C4 Remote Control Bomb】

After sticking a row of powerful C4 remote control bombs on the wall of the city lord's mansion in one breath, Huang Lang quietly touched under a guard watchtower that was very close to the city wall, and put a layer on the watchtower, then ran again Under the root of a city wall, a layer was pasted on the city wall.

In the end, Huang Lang returned to the previous watchtower. Taking advantage of the changing of the guard, he followed the orcs into the tower. He used the high-voltage electric shock brought by the mechanical arm, the dagger, and the anesthesia gun to knock down the orcs one by one. Climbed to the top of the tower and squatted down, raised the rifle in his hand, turned on the scope, and aimed at the twinkling red dot at the base of the wall of the City Lord's Mansion in the distance.

When the patrol team of the city lord's mansion bypassed the spot where Huang Lang planted the bomb, just as he stopped because of the flashing red dot and wanted to go up to check it, Huang Lang pulled the trigger on the watchtower continuously.

The bullets roared out, and the fireball brought by the violent explosion soared into the air, illuminating the winter night in the Northland.

"I'm like a fire in that winter, yeah!" Seeing the fireball rising from the city lord's mansion, Huang Lang roared in an out-of-tune voice, made a movement of thrusting his hips, and then quickly ran out of the watchtower go down.

Six C4 bombs were detonated, and the huge explosion directly blasted a section of the wall of the Santo's Mansion to the sky. This explosion directly blew up the orcs——The walls of the Santo's Mansion were blown up, and the orcs thought that someone must be there next The city lord's mansion was about to be attacked, so the limited mobile troops in the city were mobilized and the city lord's mansion was completely surrounded.

But just as they were doing this, Huang Lang had already come to the edge of the city wall, took out the detonator of the C4 bomb, and pressed it down hard.

In an instant, the bombs under the watchtower and the base of the city wall were detonated together.

The watchtower collapsed in an instant, and the arrow tower near the city wall and the huts where the shamans were stationed were also engulfed by the blast and flames of the bombs.

At this time, Huang Lang turned his head to look in the direction of the secret stronghold, and he found a meteor wrapped in magic power rising into the sky, rushing towards his direction in the night sky.

Seeing the shooting stars in the night sky getting closer and closer to the city wall, Huang Lang gritted his teeth, grabbed out of thin air with his hand, and grabbed out a strange thing.

It was a gigantic headgear, a huge, chicken-headed headgear with ridiculously big eyes.

Looking at the old orcs approaching the city wall, Huang Lang closed his eyes and put his hood on his head, facing those below the city wall, the orc soldiers on the city wall rushed out.

The city wall was blown up, the arrow towers and shaman huts on the city wall were blown to pieces, and the watchtower collapsed directly. Naturally, the remaining orcs were on the verge of a big enemy, and the soldiers patrolling the nearby city walls rushed over quickly Come to support, and naturally some people noticed the magic trajectory in the night sky, but when an orc manipulated a crossbow arrow to aim at the magic trajectory in the air, an orc suddenly shouted:
"Someone is rushing under the city wall!!!"

In the next moment, the orcs all saw the figure rushing out of the smoke from the explosion, and...

And the headgear fluttering in the wind in the cold wind of the north.

Looking at those funny big eyes, big yellow beak, and fiery red cockscomb, for some reason, the orc soldiers near that section of the city wall felt an uncontrollable smile in their hearts, making them just want to look at The guy with the cockscomb head who rushed out laughed wildly.

"Ahahahaha!!!" An orc soldier couldn't bear it anymore, bent down, supported his thigh with one hand, pointed at Huang Lang with the other, and laughed loudly, full of joy and sarcasm.

The laughter quickly spread like a virus, and soon, almost all the orc soldiers near that section of the city wall looked at Huang Lang and laughed loudly, the laughter was full of sarcasm.

Amidst the eerie laughter, Huang Lang burst into tears and rushed out of the big hole in the city wall at a sprint speed. The old orc also took the opportunity to break through the city defense and flew into the distant night sky. middle.

After running a little distance, Huang Lang quickly switched back to World of Warcraft. After turning back into a thief, he took out a mount and got on it, then started running wildly.

The moment Huang Lang cut the game, the orcs who were laughing wildly seemed to have been pressed the pause button and stopped suddenly. They looked at each other, confused in their hearts:
【What happened just now?what am i doingwhy am i laughingWhere is that hood so funny?What exactly is going on? ! 】

After running far away, Huang Lang glanced at the city of Isar Khan behind him, heaved a sigh of relief, and was happy. He thought to himself: This chicken headgear is really easy to use.

Chicken headgear, a unique game equipment in Metal Gear Solid 5-The Phantom Pain, which makes many players laugh while embarrassing.

In the game, after players fail many missions in a row and are killed, the game will cheaply suggest that you use the chicken headgear, a special equipment that is directly distributed to the player's items because the player is too good.

Once the player puts it on, the enemies in the game will turn a blind eye when they see the player for the first time, and point at the player to mock and laugh desperately, and even make a gesture of "please" to let the player go, which means "you Such food?Okay, you go, alas, this child]

But ridicule and reimbursement aside, the most direct effect of this equipment is to make the enemies the player faces laugh while automatically giving way to the player, pretending not to see it.

Using the chicken headgear to open the way, Huang Lang rode his mount and ran wildly in the snowy night of the Northland. Finally, before the city defense army reacted and followed the magic track, he met the old orc, Elantra and Serena, and then activated the teleportation array , disappeared directly.

However, after the light of the teleportation array dimmed and everyone recovered from the dizziness of teleportation, the scene that appeared in front of their eyes made everyone react differently.

"Dad?!" Serena looked at the startled man in front of her and shouted happily.

"Wait, where's Hammond?" The old orc frowned as he saw that there was only one human in front of him, but he couldn't see the secret place of the old rock carving.

"My God, this is..." The little prince Elantra couldn't help exclaiming as he looked at this wide secret stronghold that was obviously built in some kind of cave.

Huang Lang looked at the owner of the Eschenbach inn he knew before him, and remained silent.

The old rock carving was not there, and the boss Lan Bass looked terrified again. Huang Lang had an extremely bad premonition in his heart.

 Today is a rare and peaceful transitional chapter
  Old rock sculpture, not dead, don't be afraid

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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