A hero drinks red without leaving a bottle

Chapter 79 It's okay to read novels while eating, but I really don't want it today

Huang Lang is a person, when playing games, he is quite pure.

He doesn’t have any faction to speak of. Bi Ruo said, oh, how about Mimou Games, so I just don’t play Yuanshen, or what Dota2 and LoL are incompatible, so I definitely don’t want to play the other, what mobile game is bad, PC is god He has none of these.

He plays games on one principle:
Huang Lang just plays when it’s interesting and makes him happy, so he plays Dota2, and he also plays LOL.

The same principle is also reflected in games with multiple players to choose from. He doesn't consider the intensity at all. He just plays whatever he thinks is interesting. Anyway, he doesn't go to high-intensity battles to hinder those who want to play seriously.

He played Dota 2 mainly because of a hero --- Bomberman, and he played LOL mainly because of a hero --- Rek'Sai, the former one can bury people in bombs, and the latter... can dig people into pits.

The official name is Void Dungeon, and Rexai, whose nickname is Excavator, is a creature that can sneak underground, dig tunnels, sense enemies on the surface, and suddenly jump out and shout [Surprise, Mara Faker! 】 Unique heroes who attack the enemy.

After unlocking Rek'Sai, Huang Lang aimed at the location where the orc camp was located, drilled into the ground, and touched the orc camp. Then when he was underground, Huang Lang entered the operation interface of a certain frenzied game, silently The fine J [Three Thousand Chichi] created for myself pointed out the first symptom: stomach discomfort.

This mechanism is the most unreasonable and terrifying point of that game, that is, when the player does not point out the symptoms, the released Pathogen will not cause any symptoms. Simply put, it is almost impossible to be found. And after pointing out the symptoms...

It means that all infected bodies burst out the same symptoms on a large scale in a short period of time.

Therefore, after Huang Lang showed symptoms, a very strange scene appeared in the orc camp:
That's hundreds of elves, the first to show stomachache expressions at the same time, because they felt a overwhelming discomfort in their stomachs at the first time, it felt like they had eaten something very bad Good stuff, or that feeling after drinking too much.

At the same time, the orc's face did not show such a stomach-ache expression.

This is not to say that all orcs have facial nerve necrosis, or facial paralysis, but that orcs are naturally more tolerant to pain and discomfort, so although they also felt the symptoms of stomach discomfort at the beginning, But because the discomfort when I feel that it is not as good as the pigs and dogs I eat every day is not much different, I don’t have any reaction.

Longde Yueshan, as one of the recruits, naturally had a stomachache.

Looking at the other guards, they also had a stomach ache, but when the orcs looked all right, the elf felt a bad feeling in his heart at that moment, and he thought, this is not plotted by the orcs.

In fact, it stands to reason that allies generally don't think so.

But the relationship between the elves and the orcs is definitely not good. After all, before the common enemy of the human race, the two races were also fighting non-stop, and the intensity of the conflict was definitely not low.

This is after the rise of the human race, elves and orcs sometimes unite to fight against the human race.

But you want to say that elves and orcs are of one mind?That's definitely not the case. These two great powers are definitely fighting each other on the surface, but they are fighting with swords and swords below.

So when Lund saw the elves, his stomach hurt, but when the orcs seemed to have nothing to do, his first reaction was whether the orcs were plotting against them.

Phase, born from the heart.

When Lund's thoughts ran to his face because of an upset stomach, Rolls-Royce-"Phantom"-Tie Zhu, the new orc king's confidant general immediately noticed the elves' hostility towards him, which made him He felt a little uncomfortable.

After all, he doesn't want to join forces with the elves, but there is no way. The human race has grown bigger and stronger over the years. Sles-Tie Zhu was still suppressing his unhappiness, and cared about Long De:
"General Moon Flash, what's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing, I feel a little sick to my stomach, are you okay?" Londe looked at the hundreds of elves who had stomach pains like him, suppressed the conspiracy theory in his heart, and responded.

"Uh, it's a little uncomfortable," Rolls-Royce felt his stomach, touched it with his big hand, and replied, "But, it may be that those of us in the Northland eat a little rough. , I'm sorry for making you feel uncomfortable."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Lund to reply, Rolls-Royce glanced at the orc generals and soldiers in the big tent again, and asked:

"You guys, do you feel uncomfortable?"

At this time, the fun came again.

Rolls-Royce's original intention was that everyone said they were uncomfortable, and then pulled out the [cook boy] who was in charge of the food and chopped it down, and found a step down, and the matter was over.

However, he overestimated the IQ of the orcs who were recruited by the new orc king.

Actually, the orcs also felt a little uncomfortable, but... First of all, the orcs are not all so smart; secondly, the orcs always think that the elves are a bit weak, so they don't think highly of these bean sprouts.

In the end, the fundamental reason why these orc generals and officers can replace the former peace faction leaders is that they are all bloodthirsty and warlike.

The combination of these three factors produced a wonderful chemical reaction: These orcs felt that the question of their General Iron Pillar was not really asking if they were uncomfortable, but to give the elves a little embarrassment. A little dismount.

Therefore, a group of orcs said one after another: I don't feel uncomfortable, I'm fine, we in the North are picky about food, only tough guys can eat it!

As soon as these words came out, the misunderstanding became big.

The faces of the elves turned black at that time, thinking that their feelings are really because you guys with green faces and fangs want to give us a bad blow? !
The faces of the elves were dark, and Rolls-Royce could see it at the time. After all, he still had a brain.

As soon as he turned his head, the orc general knew that it was a misunderstanding. Just when he wanted to reprimand his idiots and tell them that he was really asking if anyone was sick, another weird thing happened:
All the elves and orcs suddenly felt the discomfort in their stomachs disappear.

At this time, Rolls-Royce had just finished saying [Nonsense, obviously General Ben feels sick to my stomach, do any of you feel that there is a problem with the food].

At this juncture, the stomach discomfort of all the infected people suddenly disappeared.

I still felt a little uncomfortable at first, but now the orcs who feel completely fine immediately said that you are overthinking, Your Excellency General, we really don’t feel uncomfortable at all, ah, yes, yes, there was a little bit just now, but now it’s gone !

When he said it, he still looked at the 45-degree oblique angle, with a slight disdain, and looked at the elf allies with an expression of [OK, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes].

But at this time, the elf can't say anything, because the stomach really doesn't hurt—the orcs are right, they really don't feel uncomfortable, are we hallucinating or something? ? !
Seeing the awkward and weird atmosphere, Longde-Yueshan, who knew that he had to maintain the overall situation this time, knew that there was really no feast for him, and he couldn't stay any longer. After exchanging glances with his personal guards After that, Lund said goodbye to Rolls-Royce, and went to rest on the grounds that the journey was long and tiring.

Rolls-Royce is not stupid, he knew that it is the best policy to separate at this time, so he went down the donkey and took advantage of the opportunity to send the elves out, but while sending the elves to the big tent to rest, General Tiezhu was thinking about the hallucination just now What's the matter with my stomachache.

What's going on?Naturally, it was because after relying on Lexen's ground-digging method that could not be detected by this world, Huang Lang sneaked near the big tent, temporarily reversed the evolution of the symptoms, and eliminated the delicate stomach pain symptoms.

As for the reason he did this, it was because of Rek'Sai's skill characteristics——When this hero is moving underground, his field of vision is extremely limited, but if there are hero units moving nearby, then Rek'Sai can perceive he moves.

Huang Lang needs to determine the exact location of Longde, he needs Longde to move.

When Longde came out of the big tent of the central army on the iron pillar and went to his resting tent, he, who was defined by the system as a hero unit, was immediately sensed by Huang Lang, who was lurking underground.

So Huang Lang wretchedly followed Londe underground to the separate tent where the elf general was resting, and then stayed underground.

"Do you think it's possible that the orcs poisoned us to harm us?" Londe asked while removing the outermost layer of armor after only himself and his bodyguards were left in the big tent.

"Impossible. Although the middle and lower ranks of the orcs are stupid, their high-level people are all wise, otherwise the orcs would have perished a long time ago," the guard shook his head. "It is impossible for them to intentionally destroy the alliance at this time. It was so short, but I don’t think it’s possible to rule out the possibility that someone inside the orcs was causing trouble.”

"Oh? You mean, inside the orc, someone tried to walk alone?"

"Your Excellency is wise, the little episode just now, maybe some idiots inside the orcs wanted to embarrass us."

"A group of idiots," Lund snorted coldly. "What's the point of doing these little tricks at this time? When we need to unite to deal with human beings, we still think about fighting among ourselves and are confused."

"If they can see the big picture, then they are not orcs anymore. Don't be angry, my lord."

While chatting with Lund, the guard checked the security loopholes in the tent, and after a while, arranged for Lund to sleep.

But at this time, when most of the people had already fallen asleep and only the guards were active, Huang Lang took action. After getting enough points, Huang Lang pointed out three symptoms for [Three Thousand Feet]:

[Stomach upset, nausea, and.....flushing]

The entire orc camp was thrown into chaos all of a sudden.

The big camp that had just fallen asleep exploded in an instant—because the stomachs of thousands of orcs and elves exploded.

Explosive pain, severe nausea, and almost uncontrollable abdominal pain made the infected person get up and rush to the toilet.

For a moment, the entire orc camp was filled with cursing, shouting, and popping or stabbing sounds as if the orcs and elves who ate Wallace collectively turned into jet fighters.

The stench that couldn't be suppressed by the cold in the north began to spread in the camp.

At this moment, even the orcs knew something was wrong—after all, how could tens of thousands of people spray at the same time.

Some orcs suspected that the elves were taking revenge, and some elves suspected that the orcs were playing off, but the high-level leaders of the two sides agreed at this time——they were plotted against, and the food was probably poisonous!

Priests and shamans are called in, as are assassins, and begin trying to figure out what the poison is while dealing with the chaos in the camp.

However, no matter how fast the method is, it cannot stop the urge to spray in a short period of time.

The toilet seat became a hot commodity for a while, as evidenced by poems:

【Pedal on both sides of the river】

【Secret document in hand】

【Front machine gun fire】

【Fire in the back】

Of course, at this time, it was no longer artillery fire, but flamethrowers.

Huang Lang, who had previously learned about this world where magic technology was developed but biology and other science and technology were not very developed, knew that the locals would definitely solve these problems, but the speed of solving them must not be so fast.

So, he waited in the ground with peace of mind, enduring the increasingly strong smell.

On the ground, Lund-Moon Flash was tortured beyond measure.

The uncontrollable abdominal pain made him keep running to the indoor toilet that was only available in the general's tent. His guards were also caught, but there was only one toilet in the tent, so he had already run out.

If you don't go out, you can't do it. If you don't go out, you can spray on the spot!

The guards ran out, leaving only Londe squatting trembling on a big pit with trembling legs and feet because of the multiple sprays from the upper and lower mouths.

Looking at the time, Huang Lang, who felt that it was almost time, canceled his diarrhea symptoms again.

Everyone, including Lund, suddenly felt a lot more comfortable in their stomachs.

Longde stood up tremblingly, and was about to leave this smelly place, when suddenly, something happened!
The ground next to it suddenly opened a hole, and a monster with a hideous face suddenly appeared!
This sudden shock made the elf general who was already spouting weak, dizzy, and trembling, lost his balance and fell down.

Fell into that big pit full of flavor.

Huang Lang, transformed into Rexai, stretched out his paws expressionlessly, and held down the Elf General who fell into the pit until the opponent stopped moving completely. After watching the opponent's blood bar completely drop to zero and died, Huang Lang jumped from the side The tunnel was drilled back to the starting point of the tunnel.

After getting out, Huang Lang used the transformation card to transform into Gnar, stomped twice at the entrance of the tunnel, collapsed the tunnel, and disappeared into the night.

"You're back, how are you?" Ada, who watched Huang Lang's return, asked concerned.

"Lund is dead."

"Really?! Great, wait, what's that look on your face?"

"Don't ask, I don't want to recall what happened just now, vomit..."

Just after the last day of the Ice Dragon Moon, and the first day of the Silver Dragon Moon, the commander-in-chief of the coalition forces handpicked by Galad drowned in his very tasty mixture.

"vomit……….."

Huang Lang retched, and at the same time deactivated the cold resistance, resistance, and symptoms of the squirrel, and then disappeared with Ada into the snow and darkness of the Northland.

　My title has warned, whoever watched it while eating, don't blame me
　　I'm not feeling well, so it's a little late today, I'll see if I can feel better today
　　Sorry, I'm going back to rest first
　　
　
(End of this chapter)