A hero drinks red without leaving a bottle

Chapter 84 If you are overweight, your head will inevitably appear small

Chapter 84 If you are overweight, your head will inevitably appear small

Since it was a secret talk, there was absolutely no reason to make a big show of it. No matter how incompetent His Majesty Bichifield was, he still understood this basic operation, so the envoys of the Tidal Empire naturally did not declare themselves as envoys with great fanfare.

But the envoys are not just two or three kittens, but have a large number of guards with elite soldiers and strong generals. It's just that the envoys themselves and the capable guards are all disguised as caravans. At the moment, I am heading for Roanlapuna on the sea frontier of the West Sea.

The leader of the team is a confidant of His Majesty Bichifield III, a tidal murloc named Aminita, who is not young—this is a nobleman among the ocean species, and he is born with a strong connection with ocean tides. Strong affinity, a race born to be a powerful spellcaster, a group of murlocs at the apex of the caste system of the ocean race.

Aminita was born noble and powerful. He is the confidant of the King of Tides, and also a staunch supporter of Bechifield III's dream of revitalizing the Tidal Empire.
"...Negotiation matters," Huang Lang recited the information he had written down while shaking, and then suddenly turned his head to look at the tauren Custer who had been in charge of rowing the boat behind him, "So, let's The real target, the princess Alice Bitchfield, is actually just here to gain fame, right? The real boss is this Aminita?"

"That's pretty much what it means," Custer, who had been acting as a beef engine before, flicked his tail, flew away a seabird that wanted to fall, and nodded, "So I opposed their plan before, This fellow Aminita, from the information, is not easy to deceive, can the princess they prepared really do it?"

"Then let them worry about it," Huang Lang replied in a muffled voice, "What I'm more worried about now is, wait a minute, can you distance yourself, we are at sea."

"Don't worry about me keeping the distance, it will be fine if you persist until they complete the task," Castor exhaled a puff of white air from his nostrils, "The key is you, can you successfully overwhelm the other party?" Are most of the guards attracted here?"

"Regarding this point, please rest assured that I am a professional in the matter of sabotage. I just hope that they really don't make trouble with that princess."

"Speaking of the princess, why do you feel disgusted when you mention the princess?" Custer asked curiously.

"Don't you think that Princess Alice is ugly?"

"No, she is a murloc. According to murloc standards, she is probably a beautiful woman." The tauren said shaking his head.

"I don't understand." Seeing that there was still some time, Huang Lang continued to chat with Custer, "If they really think that looks good, why are they all rushing to make offspring with the elves. "

"Other races covet elf bloodlines not for looks," Custer glared at Huang Lang, "It's for survival and strength. Who doesn't know that elf bloodlines mean affinity with magic power, which means it's easier to generate battle qi, It means the extension of life, what does this have to do with appearance?"

"Then what do you do to your head?" Huang Lang asked a pig's heart question calmly.

"Lisa and I share weal and woe. It's the attraction of the soul. It has nothing to do with strength or appearance, okay?"

"Uh, so you don't want to have a baby with Lisa?"

"Who said that Lisa and I don't want to... Wait, why do I have to tell you this?! Why do you have the disgusting feeling in your voice when you mention the princess? You have a grudge against the princess." ah?"

"Princess and I, ah, I don't really want to hear the word princess..."

As an old man, Huang Lang is very sensitive to the word princess.

He is an old ghost who has been playing World of Warcraft since the test period with the capped level of 45. At that time, the top boss of World of Warcraft was a "princess" --- the only officially recognized daughter of the stone mother, Princess Celades of the Earth Element Back then, the vicious and bloody appearance left countless pure-footed men at that time with deep nightmares.

And it's not over yet.

After the opening of level 60, the footmen who went all the way to Ahn'Qiraj met another "princess" --- Princess Hahoran of the Zerg.

This "princess" not only looks extremely ugly - like a combination of moth, praying mantis and wasp, but also has extremely disgusting skills. A large number of poisoning skills made Huang Lang, who was still a tank at that time, almost miserable.

As for the princesses in other games, they also left a very bad impression on Huang Lang—for example, the princess in The Adventures of Uncle Plumber who will always be abducted by Bowser, the princess in Zelda, and the karaoke ring K princess.

Ah, the princess in the game takes time, but the princess in reality costs money. In short, it is very troublesome.

After time travelling, the first princess I met didn't cost me anything, even if it was a bit costly and troublesome, let alone the second princess I met, the murloc princess... Right?

So, princesses... are just as troublesome as princes!
At first, I looked at the fierce-looking man, as if Lu Tisha was covered with a layer of fish skin. He was fierce, strong, and muscular, as if he could sing "You wa shock!" at any time, and then said coldly [You are already dead] Huang Lang's first reaction was to completely eliminate the princess of this kind of line, and make a contribution to the visual beauty of the world.

But he knew that he couldn't do this, because he had to attract most of the guards, and then let the real attack team raid the envoys, and replace the real princess with a fake princess, so that the real princess would have a chance to truly destroy the tide empire and Only the elves' negotiations can play a role in the follow-up plan.

Thinking of this, Huang Lang looked at Custer and said:
"But to be honest, is the covetousness for the blood of the elves really that serious? The head of a country in the Tidal Empire will leave offspring with the elves?"

"It's that serious." Custer's eyes showed a little helplessness, "Sometimes the suppression of blood is so helpless, that's why everyone has such a strong... demand for elves, and that's why the magical technology has been developed all these years." It is so popular, after all, it is said to be able to offset the advantage of blood."

"Well, but now the king of the sea has to pay the price for his pursuit of the blood of the elves. Ah, the ship is coming."

While talking, Huang Lang suddenly stared at the distance and stopped moving.

Hearing what Huang Lang said, Custer quickly looked into the distance, but he didn't see any boats, only the gray line of the sea and sky, so he looked at Huang Lang suspiciously.

"Believe me, the boat is coming, ready for battle, no, ready for rowing."

As Huang Lang spoke, he stared at the distance through the viewfinder of the Power Armor.

Of course, he didn't see it with his eyes, but he was scanned by the VATS that came with him after loading Fallout 4, that is, the Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System (Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System).

The VATS system occupies an absolute position in the first and second generations of the Fallout series of games. It was slightly weakened in the third generation, and its necessity was greatly weakened in the fourth generation, but this does not represent the effect in the VATS game Once manifested, it will not change.

When VATS is launched, it will greatly slow down the flow of time, allowing players to choose the target to attack, and can see the probability of their attack hitting, providing an effect between time stillness and bullet time, and allowing you to choose Instead of aiming at the part you want to attack.

However, as an old popsicle walking on the wasteland of nuclear war in the Fallout 4 game, VATS has another role, which is to act as a scanner for avoiding risks-many old popsicles will be in the process of advancing Keep clicking VATS, nothing will happen when there is no enemy, but once there is an enemy within the VATS aiming range, then time will stop and the enemy will be clearly marked.

At a distance that cannot be detected by the player's naked eyes, VATS provides a means of over-the-horizon tracking that the player's enemies cannot avoid.

For Huang Lang, whose perception has soared to 18 and who is very lucky, there is almost no difference between VATS and Sky Eye.

Appearing in Huanglang's green VATS field of vision, like an old night vision device, is a semi-submersible boat, no, it is not so much a semi-submersible boat as a semi-submersible sea beast—a boat that can make a blue whale feel The extremely small and huge sea beast is exposing its back like a turtle shell on the surface of the sea, burying its body in the sea water, and rushing desperately.

In the sight of VATS, Huang Lang clearly saw the monster's name and hit rate:
[Leviathan head - 1%]

[Leviathan torso - 80%]

(This TM gap is too big!)

Just as Huang Lang was complaining in his heart, the tauren, who had condensed his fighting spirit in his eyes, finally saw Leviathan, who was wrapping himself in a magical fog and coming through the waves from afar.

Custer took a deep look at Huang Lang wearing the strange armor, and said nothing - this Mr. James Dorn is too mysterious, wearing this suit looks much more fashionable than the dwarven power armor, and it also has "space function" Armor, and at such a long distance, see Leviathan through the magic fog.

I really can't see him more and more...
But the emotion is the emotion, Custer is still ready-in the next operation, he has only one task, which is to row the boat desperately and keep a distance.

"Are you ready?" Castel asked Huang Lang while holding the oars tightly.

"Ready, you are ready, let's do it."

As he said that, Huang Lang grabbed out of thin air and grabbed a weapon that Custer couldn't take his eyes off.

[In other words, it should be a weapon] - Castor stared at the thing in Huang Lang's hand and thought that it should be a weapon, but the shape looked too strange and unfamiliar. The thing looked like two parts, one part was like It is to bind several long and thin metal circular tubes together, and the other part is some kind of mechanism that hangs a huge disc.

"This is, what?" Custer couldn't help asking.

"A weapon of faith developed by an elder in the family." Huang Lang replied while reloading the weapon he had previously modified with an editor.

"Weapon of Faith?!"

Custer knows the weapon of faith. Another name for this thing is the weapon of the gods. To put it bluntly, it is a weapon that a believer of a certain god condenses with his own faith, or is exchanged from a god. In terms of rarity alone Saying....very rare.

After all, believers must be extremely devout, and they must maintain long-term piety in order to condense their faith weapons.

"What does your elder believe in?"

"The taboo name is [Namo Gatling Bodhisattva]."

As he spoke, Huang Lang picked up the modified Gatling cannon, pointed at Leviathan in the distance and said:
"Speaking of which, the elder told me that you must recite the name of the god before using it, otherwise the weapon will not be effective..."

"Then read it quickly!"

"Praise," Huang Lang yelled suddenly, as if he had turned into an angry-eyed Vajra, which frightened Castor, "Gatling Bodhisattva, for a long time practicing deep prajna honey, holding a six-tube artifact, for the six-character mantra, Om Mani Padme Hum, after the six-character mantra, there are gods preaching --- Great Sun Tathagata Fusion Buddha, billions of trillions of auspicious light melting the galaxy. Thousands of karma stars are wiped out, sincerely recite the deuterium-tritium Bharata...Namo Reni Buddha Great Bodhisattva, Nanwu Nuclear Energy Zunwang Buddha, Nanwu Strong Nuclear Power Buddha...YES, RPG!!!”

Custer listened carefully there, and found that although he couldn't understand a word, he could hear a kind of extreme piety... until the incomprehensible sentence [Yes!Bitch! 】until.

Just when he was about to ask what was going on, Custer saw [James Donne] rushing the muzzle of the weapon into the sky, accompanied by a harsh whistling sound, a large pile of water droplets The metal weapon spewed out from the weapon, roaring towards the sky, drawing a big parabola, towards Leviathan in the distance.

"Now," Huang Lang put down the modified Gatling that used fat mushroom bombs as bullets, and said to the tauren, "let's get ready to escape, I promise, they will definitely send the strongest people in a while Come and kill us, you will never stay behind."

Castor didn't speak, just clenched the oars.

Dozens of fatty mushroom bombs fired in a very short time whizzed away. At this time, the sea warriors on Leviathan who were on guard also discovered the boat in the distance and the dozens of "iron bumps" shot from the boat. ".

Although it was judged that these iron lumps falling from the sky might not be gifts but hostile attacks, the sea tribe warriors who had never seen the mushroom bombs from the radiation world did not take it seriously enough, they just supported the sea tribe The best water curtain, and hardened the water curtain, ready to block the dozens of iron eggs that fell down.

It's not like I haven't seen dwarves' cannonballs before. The number is so small that they are not enough to pose a threat. At three o'clock in the afternoon, drink fresh water first! ——By an unknown sea warrior.

Then, although most of the Fat Man's mushroom bombs that were fired fell into the water, there were still a few that happened to land on the Leviathan.

As we all know, high-pressure water flow cannot stop fission...
In the dazzling flash, several small mushroom clouds rose above Leviathan.

 Someone said, you've been short recently

  This is the truth, it will be a few hundred words less, because the health is not good, so the update time is delayed
  Still recovering, go back to rest
  
 
(End of this chapter)

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