mage's dating rules

Chapter 124 The Druid's Hell Joke
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Flint frowned when he heard the name "Jenny".

"Jenny!" he said angrily, "No, no, Jenny can't do it. I remember that Freeman can do it too!"

Wang: "So you know who can cultivate?"

Flint: "I know what happened ten years ago! We dwarves are long-lived and slow-moving. We can stay in one place for a long time, but when we feel we should leave, we leave!

"Every time I revisit the old place, I will find that some familiar shops are gone, and some familiar people are gone. Especially human beings. Before I pay attention, my human friends will die of old age."

Xiaobai: "Friends has become a best friend."

Flint stopped and stared at White with the other dwarves.

Xiaobai's ears drooped down and he wronged Bala and said, "I'm sorry."

Flint waved his hand: "Forget it, he's been dead for many years. So I don't know if Freeman is still here."

Wang: "Where's Jenny?"

The dwarf had a reluctant expression on his face.

Wang: "Where's Jenny?"

At this time, Elizabeth, who could stop the king, was sleeping in Nini's arms, so—probably if Flint didn't continue to speak, the king would continue to ask.

Xiaobai: "I still know how to say I'm sorry, it seems that I am much more mature than you."

Wang: "Of course you are more mature than me. You are six years older than me. You are 24 years old and a Druid."

At this moment, Flint finally gave up resistance: "Okay, okay, let's go find Jenny."

Nini: "Based on your reaction, I guess this is your wife?"

Flint: "No, he is the grave of my life, the mistakes I made when I was young."

"Haha," Old Louis laughed, "You were indeed young back then, so young that you couldn't even hold a hammer firmly!"

Wang: "What do you mean? Did Flint make a mistake when he was a dwarf cub?"

Flint: "That's not true, this old thing is joking with you. I was an adult at that time. But at that time I was still studying blacksmithing skills, and I hadn't become Cailin's priest yet."

Old Louis: "He was born with us."

Wang: "What? Then why didn't he come to test the tower—well, he didn't come."

Flint didn't participate in cracking the tower, so when the group ventured back, he showed how surprised the dwarves were.

Wang actually benefited from the dwarf's surprise, but he didn't bother to say it.

Wang: "You were born locally, then what?"

Flint: "Jenny and I have known each other since we were young. Our father was a friend who worked in a forge, so we played together since we were young. She had a beautiful beard. His beard was longer than mine at the time. simply……"

Nini and Xiaobai shouted together: "Wait a minute!"

Nini: "That female pronoun that Flint just used? Why does she have a beard?"

Xiaobai: "Yes!"

Wang: "Dwarfs regard beards as beautiful, so of course dwarf women also have beards, otherwise how beautiful are they? Just like orcs regard green as beauty, naturally the greener the female orcs, the more popular they are.

"In the eyes of dwarves, elves with no body hair other than hair are simply ugly, and all white-skinned races are ugly in the eyes of orcs.

"The orcs would paint the captive women green. Many people thought it was to humiliate these poor people, but in fact it meant that the orc was very satisfied with the captive.

"In the orc society, green paint is very expensive, so many orcs grind grass and use the chlorophyll in it as paint."

Xiaobai: "What is chlorophyll? Is that in the grass?"

Wang: "Of course there is, it's part of the grass..."

Flint: "I've heard this too, the first thing that is popular in the orc society is green, and then red.

"They seem to think that if they paint a horse or a wagon red, they can go three times faster!"

Wang: "I've never heard of that one, at least not in the Golaria Chronicles written by my teachers."

Flint: "Anyway, this is just a rumor circulating here in Minos. Until I left this city, the city was invaded by orcs three times in total. The place is a mess.

"Countless slaves were captured and built in simple cities on the wasteland, and then built new buildings.

"The only ones who escaped from there were the women and the architect. The rest of the men were flogged hard and spent their lives in the dilapidated capital of the orcs."

Wang: "The orcs still have a capital?"

"Not only that," Flint touched his chin, "Actually, every orc tribe has a capital city. They are no longer nomads, but they are either fighting or on the way to war."

Wang: "It sounds like this kind of simple life is not bad."

Flint was shocked: "Are you serious?"

Wang: "I also hope that I can study magic all the time, but that's not enough. My teacher said, 'What is done on paper is shallow', so I came out to experience it."

Nini: "Hey, I feel like thanking your teacher."

Wang: "Yes, I am very grateful to him."

Nini: "No, I mean we have to thank him."

"Ahem!" Old Louis coughed, "So don't you have a robe to repair? Go quickly. Now that the war is about to start, it's shameful that you still use such crappy equipment."

Flint: "Wait a minute! Repairing the robes is one of the things, of course, and we also wanted to hire the best craftsmen, and made a dragon saddle, just like Pete made for his great dragon friend."

Wang: "A great dragon, came to the dwarven block of Minos to order a saddle?"

Old Louis glanced at the mage: "Why, don't you know that a person can become a dragon, and a dragon can also turn into a human? It is said that the magic of dragon shape is improved from the magic of human shape.

"I just don't know which master has such a skill."

Wang: "That's true. The dragon form does reverse some magic elements, so it is indeed possible that the prototype is the dragon's human-shaped magic."

Xiaobai: "Didn't you want to ask how to make a saddle? Why did you start discussing the dragon shape and what kind of human shape?"

"Two kinds of spells." Wang spread his hands, "Let's go, let's go find that Pete."

Flint: "He's already gone on a trip with his great dragon friends. Just like you, King."

The mage was shocked: "Why, you are already screaming in fear when you are riding a horse, how dare you dwarves ride a dragon?"

"As long as you have a special dragon saddle." Flint paused, and then said, "It's not really special, after all, the biggest difference between the whole dragon saddle and the human dragon knight's saddle is that The stirrups are at a higher position."

The king couldn't tell whether the dwarf was blackmailing himself or being humorous.Maybe both?
He continued to ask: "Is there anyone else who can do this now?"

Old Louis: "That depends on what material you want to make. This is a dwarf neighborhood. If you want to make a leather one, sorry, no one will. But if you want to make an iron one, then everyone will."

Wang Xi was overjoyed: "That's great, I'll draw a schematic diagram for you, you can start to make it quickly, I will give you as much gold coins as you want!"

Elizabeth fell into a coma, and the king ignored her warning and spent a lot of money on Langdon to receive the sponsored travel expenses.

(End of this chapter)