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Chapter 126 The Youth of the Dwarves
Chapter 126 The Youth of the Dwarves
Jenny: "It seems that you have found your amazing team, and you've come to show it off to me, haven't you?"
Flint stroked his beard in embarrassment: "This...actually..."
"I don't think so. There are elves and werewolves. Why don't you see drow?"
Malika came out from behind Jenny and stabbed her in the neck with the knife - but only cut off a small braided beard and put the blade on the exposed neck.
"I'm here, what can I do?" The drow whispered in the ear of the female dwarf.
Jenny was holding the scissors in her hand, and the scissors fell to the ground when she heard this sentence: "Oh Caris Newman! Find the Knights! There are evil drows here!"
Wang: "Actually, the drow elves are not necessarily evil. I mean, they may indeed behave like villains, but in the end they do good things. You see, devils are also evil, but in the great war that ended the first era , the devil chooses to help the good side because they hate demons more than good."
Jenny cried directly: "There are devils in your team! It's terrible, are you here to destroy Minos? A few days ago, the White Tower disappeared, as if it had never existed. At that time, many people said, Minos North is fucked and in a hurry to move out...but I salute too much..."
Wang: "Well, we don't have devils in our team. And we just killed a lich, so I think we're still a pretty good team."
"You guys still have a lich!" Jenny cried loudly.
Marika: "Can I kill him?"
Jenny: "I'm going to die, come quickly!"
Wang: "Wait a minute, she cries like this, but no one comes to save her? Is your dwarf community so indifferent?"
Flint glared at the mage: "What is the most indifferent calculating machine in the team saying? Next, do you plan to quantify Jenny's voice?"
Jenny: "Quantitative analysis! I'm going to be quantified!"
Wang: "No, you don't need quantitative analysis. You are already good at quantitative analysis. You have exact figures for your height and weight."
"I'm going to be quantitatively analyzed, and I'm going to sell it by the catty!" Jenny cried even harder.
Xiaobai patted Flint on the shoulder: "You are very kind to marry such a wife."
Flint: "Don't look at me that way! Hey. She wasn't like this. When we were young, we used to sit on the beams of the watermill mill by the river and watch the waterwheel creak and sway. She'll giggle at my new ballad."
Wang: "Wait a minute, isn't this laughter wrong?"
"We are dwarves! Both men and women have thick voices!" Flint said. "Listen to that song just now. There are many dwarf girls singing too. Do you hear the high note? Ah? Is there a high note?"
Wang recalled it for a while, and was about to speak when Nini said, "There is a high voice, and there is a high voice in the sky shouting 'Silly melon~'"
Wang: "That's my magic pet, sorry. Now my ability can only make it speak simple words."
Nini: "Your magic pet has been following us? No wonder, I always feel that there is a crow that has been wandering around us, and occasionally disappears."
Wang: "That's foraging. I can't control when my pet is foraging. When he is in the sky, I probably won't be attacked."
Nini: "Probably?"
Wang: "Yes, because I don't know. Although my teacher's crow pet is usually used to send messages, the teacher can use it as a medium to cast many spells. I haven't mastered this skill yet."
"Everyone!" Marika said, "She's quieted down."
Wang: "You're right, it's as if you've quieted her down."
"No, I didn't do anything. And she didn't pass out."
In fact, not only was Jenny not dizzy, but her eyes were still rolling around, as if she was playing tricks.
Flint: "She's like this, she's always acting smart, always greedy for cheap things, like a human, but she just refuses to give up her beard! A lot of dwarf girls in the dwarf district don't have beards anymore!"
Jenny: "I want a beard because I'm married! I'm the housewife! In fact, I'm the only one in the house, so I need a beard to look good!"
Wang frowned and looked at Jenny: "Is this the idiot who didn't listen well to others and only cried?"
Flint: "She's shrewd, but as you can see, it's not your great intelligence, it's just a little cleverness. I lived with her for 50 years as a couple, and she aggravated my internal friction."
Xiao Bai was shocked: "Fifty seasons of reincarnation? You actually put up with her for so long?"
Jenny said loudly: "Huh, whoever bears it may not know! He can be a craftsman in a proper manner, just like other dwarves, but he ran to learn acting from a half-elf bard named Tanis !
"After I come back, I will talk to me all day long, and one day I will go on an instant trip, so as to regain my lost passion and youth."
Nini was shocked: "Dwarves also have youth?"
Flint: "Although we have beards since we were teenagers, yes, we have youth. My youth was spent sitting in a water mill and telling adventure stories to a woman who didn't understand the style!"
Wang: "Didn't she understand style at that time?"
Jenny: "I liked his adventure stories back then. But for 50 years, he hasn't changed his tricks! They're all the ones that the bards in the nearby taverns would tell!"
"Hmph," Flint curled his lips, "I'm different now, I really have a shocking adventure to tell you! But I don't want to talk about it!"
Xiaobai: "Then tell me how you threw yourself out of the armor?"
"Don't talk!" Flint seemed determined to show the dwarf's stubbornness to the fullest.
Wang: "Forget it, these things are all right, we are here to handle things. Jenny won't stop doing business with us just because Flint is in our team?"
Jenny crossed her arms and said, "Then we have to see what the task is."
Flint: "Of course she'll do business with us, that's what she does, she's got money!"
Wang took out a gold coin: "Is this kind of money?"
Jenny squinted her eyes at first, but now she stared straight at her: "Isn't that the gold coin Langdon received? Their gold coins are made of very solid materials, and they won't be filled with silver!"
Wang: "Yes, this is the gold coin from Langdon's collar. We have a robe that needs to be repaired. It was cut by Langdon's sword Pathfinder."
Jenny: "The sword? Is it that kind of powerful magic weapon? It just cuts, not cuts. This robe is very powerful?"
Wang: "The lich who used it said that it can resist the blows of the sword."
The female dwarf pushed away the tip of the drow's knife on her neck, walked towards the king calmly, and took the fragments he took out from the dimension bag.
"It's indeed a magic item, but this thing is for defense against blunt objects." Jenny said firmly.
Wang suddenly realized: "That's right! The one wearing it is a lich! Liches are not afraid of sharp weapons. Even if you stick a long sword into the lich's breastbone, it will not hurt! Even if you cut off the bones, these bones will They will find each other by themselves, and connect with each other!"
But smashing the bones is different.Liches are afraid of blunt weapons, so they wear a blunt weapon-proof robe!
Drow: "Then there was a mage foolishly slashing at the lich with a sharp weapon!"
Wang: "I stopped him from casting spells, or you will all be killed by the Banshee's Howl."
Xiaobai: "There is no one here who is not afraid of sharp weapons, right?"
Wang: "Whatever it is, put it on Elizabeth first. I have all kinds of spells to save my life, and Elizabeth can only cast the scorching ray. Then, Ms. Jenny, can this be fixed?"
Jenny nodded: "Yes. It's just a broken sleeve, right?"
Wang silently took out all the fragments.
Jenny gasped: "It can be repaired, but it will take about a week. I have to work hard for three or four days just to sew the big gap. You also cut this too much."
Wang: "The situation was urgent at that time. The lich jumped straight into the face, and there was a zombie dragon hovering in the sky. We had to do this in a hurry. We are leaving tomorrow night. Since you can't fix it right away, I think we will See you again..."
Jenny yelled: "Wait a minute! I can try to patch up the gap tonight, and ignore the rest for now. You can just wear the robe as a sleeveless version. What's more, the parts where human beings are most afraid of blunt weapons are in the Physically, right?"
Flint: "Look, I just said this guy has an eye for money, right?"
(End of this chapter)
Jenny: "It seems that you have found your amazing team, and you've come to show it off to me, haven't you?"
Flint stroked his beard in embarrassment: "This...actually..."
"I don't think so. There are elves and werewolves. Why don't you see drow?"
Malika came out from behind Jenny and stabbed her in the neck with the knife - but only cut off a small braided beard and put the blade on the exposed neck.
"I'm here, what can I do?" The drow whispered in the ear of the female dwarf.
Jenny was holding the scissors in her hand, and the scissors fell to the ground when she heard this sentence: "Oh Caris Newman! Find the Knights! There are evil drows here!"
Wang: "Actually, the drow elves are not necessarily evil. I mean, they may indeed behave like villains, but in the end they do good things. You see, devils are also evil, but in the great war that ended the first era , the devil chooses to help the good side because they hate demons more than good."
Jenny cried directly: "There are devils in your team! It's terrible, are you here to destroy Minos? A few days ago, the White Tower disappeared, as if it had never existed. At that time, many people said, Minos North is fucked and in a hurry to move out...but I salute too much..."
Wang: "Well, we don't have devils in our team. And we just killed a lich, so I think we're still a pretty good team."
"You guys still have a lich!" Jenny cried loudly.
Marika: "Can I kill him?"
Jenny: "I'm going to die, come quickly!"
Wang: "Wait a minute, she cries like this, but no one comes to save her? Is your dwarf community so indifferent?"
Flint glared at the mage: "What is the most indifferent calculating machine in the team saying? Next, do you plan to quantify Jenny's voice?"
Jenny: "Quantitative analysis! I'm going to be quantified!"
Wang: "No, you don't need quantitative analysis. You are already good at quantitative analysis. You have exact figures for your height and weight."
"I'm going to be quantitatively analyzed, and I'm going to sell it by the catty!" Jenny cried even harder.
Xiaobai patted Flint on the shoulder: "You are very kind to marry such a wife."
Flint: "Don't look at me that way! Hey. She wasn't like this. When we were young, we used to sit on the beams of the watermill mill by the river and watch the waterwheel creak and sway. She'll giggle at my new ballad."
Wang: "Wait a minute, isn't this laughter wrong?"
"We are dwarves! Both men and women have thick voices!" Flint said. "Listen to that song just now. There are many dwarf girls singing too. Do you hear the high note? Ah? Is there a high note?"
Wang recalled it for a while, and was about to speak when Nini said, "There is a high voice, and there is a high voice in the sky shouting 'Silly melon~'"
Wang: "That's my magic pet, sorry. Now my ability can only make it speak simple words."
Nini: "Your magic pet has been following us? No wonder, I always feel that there is a crow that has been wandering around us, and occasionally disappears."
Wang: "That's foraging. I can't control when my pet is foraging. When he is in the sky, I probably won't be attacked."
Nini: "Probably?"
Wang: "Yes, because I don't know. Although my teacher's crow pet is usually used to send messages, the teacher can use it as a medium to cast many spells. I haven't mastered this skill yet."
"Everyone!" Marika said, "She's quieted down."
Wang: "You're right, it's as if you've quieted her down."
"No, I didn't do anything. And she didn't pass out."
In fact, not only was Jenny not dizzy, but her eyes were still rolling around, as if she was playing tricks.
Flint: "She's like this, she's always acting smart, always greedy for cheap things, like a human, but she just refuses to give up her beard! A lot of dwarf girls in the dwarf district don't have beards anymore!"
Jenny: "I want a beard because I'm married! I'm the housewife! In fact, I'm the only one in the house, so I need a beard to look good!"
Wang frowned and looked at Jenny: "Is this the idiot who didn't listen well to others and only cried?"
Flint: "She's shrewd, but as you can see, it's not your great intelligence, it's just a little cleverness. I lived with her for 50 years as a couple, and she aggravated my internal friction."
Xiao Bai was shocked: "Fifty seasons of reincarnation? You actually put up with her for so long?"
Jenny said loudly: "Huh, whoever bears it may not know! He can be a craftsman in a proper manner, just like other dwarves, but he ran to learn acting from a half-elf bard named Tanis !
"After I come back, I will talk to me all day long, and one day I will go on an instant trip, so as to regain my lost passion and youth."
Nini was shocked: "Dwarves also have youth?"
Flint: "Although we have beards since we were teenagers, yes, we have youth. My youth was spent sitting in a water mill and telling adventure stories to a woman who didn't understand the style!"
Wang: "Didn't she understand style at that time?"
Jenny: "I liked his adventure stories back then. But for 50 years, he hasn't changed his tricks! They're all the ones that the bards in the nearby taverns would tell!"
"Hmph," Flint curled his lips, "I'm different now, I really have a shocking adventure to tell you! But I don't want to talk about it!"
Xiaobai: "Then tell me how you threw yourself out of the armor?"
"Don't talk!" Flint seemed determined to show the dwarf's stubbornness to the fullest.
Wang: "Forget it, these things are all right, we are here to handle things. Jenny won't stop doing business with us just because Flint is in our team?"
Jenny crossed her arms and said, "Then we have to see what the task is."
Flint: "Of course she'll do business with us, that's what she does, she's got money!"
Wang took out a gold coin: "Is this kind of money?"
Jenny squinted her eyes at first, but now she stared straight at her: "Isn't that the gold coin Langdon received? Their gold coins are made of very solid materials, and they won't be filled with silver!"
Wang: "Yes, this is the gold coin from Langdon's collar. We have a robe that needs to be repaired. It was cut by Langdon's sword Pathfinder."
Jenny: "The sword? Is it that kind of powerful magic weapon? It just cuts, not cuts. This robe is very powerful?"
Wang: "The lich who used it said that it can resist the blows of the sword."
The female dwarf pushed away the tip of the drow's knife on her neck, walked towards the king calmly, and took the fragments he took out from the dimension bag.
"It's indeed a magic item, but this thing is for defense against blunt objects." Jenny said firmly.
Wang suddenly realized: "That's right! The one wearing it is a lich! Liches are not afraid of sharp weapons. Even if you stick a long sword into the lich's breastbone, it will not hurt! Even if you cut off the bones, these bones will They will find each other by themselves, and connect with each other!"
But smashing the bones is different.Liches are afraid of blunt weapons, so they wear a blunt weapon-proof robe!
Drow: "Then there was a mage foolishly slashing at the lich with a sharp weapon!"
Wang: "I stopped him from casting spells, or you will all be killed by the Banshee's Howl."
Xiaobai: "There is no one here who is not afraid of sharp weapons, right?"
Wang: "Whatever it is, put it on Elizabeth first. I have all kinds of spells to save my life, and Elizabeth can only cast the scorching ray. Then, Ms. Jenny, can this be fixed?"
Jenny nodded: "Yes. It's just a broken sleeve, right?"
Wang silently took out all the fragments.
Jenny gasped: "It can be repaired, but it will take about a week. I have to work hard for three or four days just to sew the big gap. You also cut this too much."
Wang: "The situation was urgent at that time. The lich jumped straight into the face, and there was a zombie dragon hovering in the sky. We had to do this in a hurry. We are leaving tomorrow night. Since you can't fix it right away, I think we will See you again..."
Jenny yelled: "Wait a minute! I can try to patch up the gap tonight, and ignore the rest for now. You can just wear the robe as a sleeveless version. What's more, the parts where human beings are most afraid of blunt weapons are in the Physically, right?"
Flint: "Look, I just said this guy has an eye for money, right?"
(End of this chapter)
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