mage's dating rules

Chapter 215 Different Flint

Time goes back to the time when Flint died-but this retrograde has no meaning for Flint himself.

What's the point of time when a person is dead?

Flint looked around suspiciously: he was standing in a garden that he had no memory of at all, and the garden was full of hydrangeas in full bloom.

Flint looked at the colorful hydrangeas suspiciously, and muttered, "Is this flower so rich in color? Why do I have the impression that it is mainly in light and elegant colors? Do big red hydrangeas really exist?"

Suddenly, Flint realized that the important thing now was not to study hydrangeas but to figure out what was going on.

He looked around and called softly: "King? Your Highness? Long Ears? Where have you all gone?"

No one responded to him.

Flint frowned, and called out the name he thought would definitely answer him: "Gotrick! Stop playing hide and seek!"

No one responded.

At this moment, music sounded from a distance.

Listen carefully and there are laughter and laughter, as if someone is throwing a party.

Flint frowned suspiciously. Years of adventure experience made him feel that there must be fraud in it, so he touched his waist and wanted to take out the five-headed flail, but what he got out was an ordinary hammer .

"What the hell?" He was about to throw down the hammer to find a reliable flail, but suddenly found a stamp on the hammer.

He recognized this print—it was impossible not to recognize it, this print was Jenny's signature, as long as it was a product of Jenny's magic knitting shop, it would have this logo.

He remembered that this hammer was a birthday present from Jenny back then, and he used this hammer to create the set of recallable mithril armor.

But after he started his adventures with his old friend, half-elf bard Tanis, he lost the hammer somewhere.

It's not that he doesn't save it carefully, it's because there are too many opportunities to lose things on the adventure road, sometimes even all the salutes and the armor on his body are lost.

If it wasn't for the recall function of his armor, it should have been lost long ago.

But now, the hammer is actually in his hands.

"Enough!" Flint yelled, "Damn it, stop stealing the memories in my head! I know this must be some hallucination of yours!"

However, no one responded, and the sound of music and laughter floating in the distance remained.

Flint held his forehead and murmured softly, "I have to calm down. If it's the work of those who like to play with hallucinations and psychology, there must be a way to solve it, that is, 'problem eyes'."

He looked around, and finally decided to go to the place where the sound came from.

So he walked through the hydrangea bushes for about 100 meters. When he passed through a row of hedges, his vision suddenly opened up.

There is a long table on the carefully manicured lawn, the table is full of exquisite snacks, and the large fruit basket is full of fruits that are very appetizing at first glance.

Flint had only seen such a sumptuous dining table in the Shire Hills, the hometown of halflings. Halflings like rich food, fine wine and tobacco, and they worked hard to enrich their dining tables.

Halflings rarely leave their homelands, so many spend their lives without using their gifts.Those halflings who leave their homes to venture out are often top thieves and assassins.

While Flint was focusing on the sumptuous food, a voice came to his ears: "Look, look, who's coming!"

Flint followed the prestige and saw a tall man with the same stature as Gotrick holding a Lude, looking at this side.

Because the man is too big, Lu Deqin looks like a toy in his hands.

Flint clenched his only weapon, staring at the man warily: "Who are you? What do you want to do by using illusion to bring me to this place?"

The man said unexpectedly: "Don't you actually feel intimacy with me?"

"That must be your trick! You can feel that way when facing mind flayers, I know it!"

The man laughed loudly: "You still blame me for not giving you a ring, look, you don't trust me from the bottom of your heart, your belief in me is just a show, I guess it's that halfling bard who treats you The impact is too deep."

Flint looked suspicious: "What do you mean? You want to pretend to be Kailin? Although Kailin is an unreliable god, she will not be polite to Xiaoxiao who pretends to be herself—probably."

The man laughed loudly: "Look at what you said, 'Karin is an unreliable god', 'I'm not polite—probably', you never believed me! If I give you the next link, Isn't it a bitch?"

Flint frowned: "It's strange, why did I start to think that you are the one who is Kailin?"

Man: "Because I am! Forget it, I don't like to show my true face, it's more like what Lancelot or Typhon like to do."

After finishing speaking, he waved his hand, and the whole person flew up.

Flint: "That's right! The last time we met a mind flayer, he flew up like this and pretended to be the mastermind's deputy or something."

The next moment, the man's body was submerged in the light, and when the light faded, his body swelled several times, becoming a giant who looked down on everything, emitting an indisputable light of divinity from his body.

It is said that the magic of Shenwei Ruyue is a simulation of the divine light of Zhengshen.However, the divine light of righteous gods does not always deter mortals. Like Lancelot's divine light, it only makes the mortals who are illuminated feel warm.

And Kailin's divine light will make people involuntarily happy, as if they have just indulged in pleasure for three days.

Even Flint, at this moment, finally believed that he had met the god of business, entertainment and wine: Catherine.

His legs half-kneeled uncontrollably—this is the instinct of a mortal when facing a god.

The dancers who surrounded Kailin just now were all shrouded in light, and when the light faded, the four saints under Kailin's seat revealed their true faces.

Flint frowned: "Aren't the saints all male?"

One of them said, "Sometimes it's nice to be a woman, I mean, a woman who doesn't bleed regularly every month."

Several other saints nodded.

Karin waved her hand: "Stop! Now it's my turn to speak."

"Oh yes, please." One of the saints made a gesture of invitation.

Kailin: "Flint, the reason why you came to me is because I paid special attention to you, and you have a deep connection with me. Mortals generally call people like you my voters .”

Flint: "But I don't even have the fourth ring."

He thought for a while, then changed his words: "It hasn't been long, after all, it was promoted a month ago."

"Whispering!" Kailin waved her hand, "I told you, if you don't believe me and question me like this, I'll show you that I'm worthless if I give you a promotion ring casually. Lancelot is going to laugh at me!"

Flint: "Lancelot? What's the matter with Lancelot?"

"Of course, that guy is a nuisance. If something happens to me, he will come and lecture me. It's very annoying! Don't say anything about Caris Newman. Newman is not bad, except that he is a bit stupid. There aren't any black spots."

Flint: "Uh..."

Karin: "You will change your catchphrase to 'Lancelot's XXX' from now on! That's it."

Flint: "That... Lancelot's temples are quite common. There are paladins stationed in the temples. I don't want to be hacked by Lancelot's paladins."

Kaelin snorted.

Flint: "So I'm... dead?"

Kailyn: "Yes, and since you're my de facto voter, I'm following the interesting—I mean, Salvation Crisis—development through your eyes."

Flint: "You just said it was funny."

Kailin: "I'm the god of joy, and it's normal for me to say it's funny. Don't question my concern for the safety of the world."

One of the saints said, "Believe first, question later."

Flint: "So, just because you wanted to watch a show, I was sent as your chosen one after I died? Should I be canonized after that? Are you sure you want me to be canonized, who only has four rings? Is this not appropriate?"

Kailin: "Actually...it's like this. It's more troublesome for our gods to directly look at the main material plane. We need our believers to act as intermediaries. Unlike those planeswalkers who can look at it with a crystal ball .

"We still have limitations. We can't see things that believers don't know, so Rosalie and the planeswalker apprentice...we didn't see it! If you are more conspicuous, let us see it, maybe you can ascend the ring .”

Flint: "I refuse!"

Kailin: "You are worthy of being my voter! Honest and kind! Yes, you should be like this! Just now is a test for you!"

Flint looked at the Four Saints next to him: "Is he always like this?"

"It's not the first day you serve Him, don't you know?" The saint asked back. Anyway, he didn't answer directly, but it was no different from answering.

Kailin: "In short! We will find a way to send you back now. But you died from the death technique, and the resurrection scroll probably can't revive you. After your eyeliner is broken, we don't know what happened afterwards .

"So we are going to use other methods to send you back. You know that sometimes we can send envoys directly. In this case, we have to shape a body for the envoys."

Flint: "You mean I'll be your envoy? Are you sure you want a priest with four rings to be your envoy?"

Kailin: "Is there anything wrong? A messenger is such an inconvenience? And now the gods are starting to pay attention to what's going on in Gralia. Soon you will meet other gods' messengers, or chosen people.

"And I have a hunch that the coming of Ragnola is not pure, and there are black hands behind the sect. But now, except for those planeswalkers who are out of the timeline, I can't see the future development."

Flint: "Wait a minute! Can't you see?"

Kailin: "There is no prophecy or destiny affix in my authority."

Flint: "Affixes?"

Kailin: "Yeah, so I don't know what will happen in the future. Although we are gods, we are bound in this system. Although we can travel to other planes, those who go there are incarnations, not us. The avatar itself is just a relatively strong mythical creature.

"We will always be affected by the time flow of the plane we belong to. And those damn planeswalkers, they have broken away from their original timeline, they can't defeat us, but we can't do anything to them, because they are not affected by time. line limit.

"Lancelot especially hates the planeswalker, because there is a planeswalker who keeps teasing him, and after being 'eliminated', he runs back from the time when he was resurrected.

"So the planeswalkers know what will happen in the future, because they can look at the timeline at will, just like we turn the pages of a book. Before reading a book, you can turn to the pages you are interested in according to the pages on the table of contents. That's how planesplanets are. Yes, they can turn to the later chapters to see the results."

Flint: "Understood. And the last question, what if they find a way to restore my body after I reincarnate my body as an envoy, and then use the scroll of resurrection?"

Kailin: "It doesn't matter, you only have one soul, and it is impossible to enter two bodies. So there will be no response to their resurrection."

Flint: "Okay, so how do I get back? Where will I be when I go back?"

One of the saints said: "We will try to send you to something that has your breath. For example, next to your armor. But before sending it back, we must first reshape your physical body."

Karin: "Right. So what's your favorite material for reincarnating? Pork pie? Or this good corned beef with a little wine?"

Flint was shocked: "What are you going to do to me?"

One of the saints: "Don't worry, the material will only make you smell the material all the time, there are no other side effects."

"This side effect is fatal!" Flint exclaimed. "There is a werewolf with a super sharp nose in the rescue team! She will bite me! Can you reshape my physical body with something other than food?"

Karin: "We just want to see her bite you!"

"I refuse! If you don't give me a decent body, I won't go back, and I'll quit!"

Flint sat down on the ground.

Kailin and the Four Saints looked at each other.

Saint: "Or, use your lute."

Kailin looked at her lute and smiled: "It's okay, it's quite fun."

Flint: "Wait a minute! Let's talk about the side effects of this thing first!"

Karin: "There are no side effects, the main thing is that there will be music when you are emotional. As long as you are not emotional, it will be fine."

Flint: "You!"

Kailin: "I've already agreed to one of your requests! Don't push yourself too far! If you want to, you'll be willing. If you don't want to fail, I'll consecrate you, and then play the piano with me and eat here every day."

Flint thought for a while, and cursed, "Kaylin's horn!"

Karin: "Damn it!"

Flint: "You make me a body out of your lute, that's my new mantra!"

Kailin thought for a while: "It's fine. I'll send down an oracle at that time, and let my knights start to trouble you. Just wait for me."

As he spoke, Kailin snapped his fingers, and his lute flew up, gradually changing into Flint's appearance.

Then the dwarf's body also floated up, flew to the new body, and gradually merged into one.

The new "Different Commander Flint" was born!

(End of this chapter)