Pretend to be a silly princess: Dou Yacai

"Okay, congratulations to the Sixth Prince for qualifying for the competition, and the gang fight will officially begin! Everyone, fight whatever you want... Be careful to protect your face."

Dou Yacai's tone was a little excited. She felt that the scene of the grand, graceful, handsome Sixth Prince fighting with a group of smelly beggars who didn't bathe or wash their hair must be unprecedented and could be recorded in the annals of history. To live forever, to be admired by future generations, but at the same time, she was afraid that his face would be scratched.

Facts also proved that Dou Yacai's prediction was correct. The story about the sixth prince who did not hesitate to become a beggar for the sake of the princess was widely spread among the people. Many people praised him enthusiastically, wrote poems and lyrics for him, and were praised He moved.

"Sixth Brother, Sixth Brother...you really have to think twice, fight, it's a fight. Dou Yacai, stop it quickly, if the father and the queen find out, the sixth brother will leave without eating." Liu Hao He was about to die of anxiety, he suspected that his sixth brother was possessed by a ghost today, could he deserve him with such a resolute look?

"Liu Hao, young man, you should be coquettish. No wonder you look much older than when I first saw you two or three years ago. It's because you don't have that crazy heart. Look at my uncle, how smooth your skin is, because His heart was surging all the time."

Who said that beauty is a disaster, who said that beauty can mislead the country and the king, Dou Yacai has no beauty at all, and what he is doing at this moment is the kind of disaster that a beauty would do.

Grandpa Xiandi, take me away quickly, I really can't bear to watch it anymore.Liu Hao hoped that the late emperor would come here at this moment, knock him out, and then take him away. The so-called blindness is pure.

"My king is ready, we can start." Liu Huang walked into the center with steady steps, ready to fight, and Dou Yacai's smile deepened.She said that she would punish the uncle for his infidelity, and at this moment, he did it with his wisdom.

Therefore, if a woman tries to defeat a man with beauty, it is better to read more about Sun Tzu's Art of War, and defeat a man with knowledge and wisdom. Today, she used 36 tactics respectively to startle the snake, strike the enemy, kill with a knife, hide the knife with a smile, watch the fire from the other side, play hard to get, and bitter tricks. "Beauty tricks" and so on.

"The sixth prince is a thousand years old, and the younger ones are willing to bow down, please take the seat of the sixth prince!"

Just as Dou Yacai was immersed in the joy of victory, an earth-shattering cry woke her up from her sweet dreams, and she stared wide-eyed——

Good guy, those thousands of beggars have already knelt down on the ground, worshiped the Sixth Prince, and invited him to take his seat.

"Hey... no... no way... the fight hasn't started yet..."

"Dou Yacai, according to the book of war, automatic surrender is also defeat. At this moment, everyone has knelt down. Isn't Sixth Brother the winner, and the one you want to marry?"

"This..." The book does seem to say that a little bit, but she hasn't seen the uncle fighting in groups yet.

"Please accept the fact that the Sixth Prince has won!" The voice was so neat that it seemed to be rehearsed, and Dou Yacai seemed to be riding a tiger.

Liu Huang smiled brightly, turned around, faced everyone, and said solemnly:

"Everyone, your leader Xiao Huangdou is actually my princess Dou Yacai. Because I am not in the palace, my beloved concubine took the opportunity to go out of the palace to play. Now this king is going to bring her back to the palace. Your position as the leader Let’s find another suitable person. The princess belongs to the palace, and you beggars have done something to protect the princess this time, and this king will give you a big reward when you turn around! Go back to the palace!”

Liu Huang was dressed in ragged clothes and said some random and alarmist words, which made all the beggars admire him, especially when he said the last two words and returned to the palace, he raised his hand high, people will never forget him in his life. The temperament of a king.

"Dou Yacai, it's time to go back to the bridal chamber." Liu Huang turned around and said softly.

"The bridal chamber? Why the bridal chamber?" Dou Yacai asked in confusion.

"Today you competed to recruit relatives, and this king won. We just want to get married again. Can we get married without a bridal chamber?"

Dou Yacai choked speechlessly.

"In addition, this king is getting married this time, let Nalan Jin send a pair of calligraphy and painting, eighth brother, you go and inform him."

"I see, Sixth Brother..." Liu Hao said bluntly, saving Na Lanjin's "root of desire" just this time.He also took a deep breath at the same time, and then let it out slowly.

The story of Princess Dou Yacai's transformation into the leader of the beggar gang finally came to an end after the sixth prince intervened in such a special way.

It's just how to solve Yunluo's affairs in the palace so as to get the best of both worlds?

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On this day, Dou Yacai officially resigned from the position of leader of the beggar gang. Even if she didn't want to, the beggar gang would not dare to let the princess be the leader. So, Dou Yacai became the leader of the beggar gang for 28 days, which is considered history He might be the leader with the shortest term in office, but it is still one day longer than Liu He, who only served as emperor for 27 days in the Han Dynasty, and finally he did not lose the last side.

"Uncle, I think that if I continue to be the leader of the gang, the beggar gang will be better." Dou Yacai was rather unwilling, and said to Liu Huang who was sitting opposite him in the carriage, but Liu Huang didn't say anything, just He glanced at her lightly.

"You decided to leave the palace on your own account, and this king has not settled with you yet."

"At that time, I could only use this method. The imperial doctor said that if you delay for one more day, there will be more danger. I expected that if I leave the palace, Yun Luo will take out the antidote, so I thought about this." method, so I called my eighth brother to help."

"You care about my king...?"

"what?"

"The safety of...?" Liu Huang added three more words.

"I don't care. Seeing that uncle has been poisoned, I will be very disturbed and... afraid." Dou Yacai reported the truth seriously. At that time, she saw that he stopped talking and just lay like that. She was really happy. Scared, never had that feeling of panic and uneasiness.

"How uneasy and scared?" Liu Huang seemed to feel some joy spreading in his heart, but he still asked calmly.

"I cried……"

"...you...wept."

"Well, I cried a few times..."

"Have you ever cried for another man?" asked again.

"I cried for my father...my father."

"Well, okay, Dou Yacai, do you...have a little...meaning that you like me?"

"...Uncle..."

"Yes or no?"

"I do not know."

"..."

"Uncle, I'm a little sleepy."

"Come here..." Liu Huang spread out his hands, and Dou Yacai leaned on her. Liu Hao immediately picked her up, and she buried her head in his arms like a kitten, and slowly entered the room. Dreamland.

"Go to sleep."

The carriage bumped for an hour, Dou Yacai finally returned to the palace where she had been away for more than a month, and Liu Huang hugged her who was still sleeping and got out of the carriage. He carried her into the Jingyang Palace from the side door where the least people were. , when Xiaoluzi, Xiaoniba and others saw the two men in ragged clothes coming back together, their eyes widened. On this day, did the prince take the princess to rob? "Minibus, go boil the water. Also, you must not spread the news that Princess Dou Yacai has returned to the palace."

"Yes, Master Six."

Little Niba was very happy to see Second Miss come back, but he was still a bit lost when he heard the Sixth Prince calling her Xiaoba, why Liu Ye couldn't always remember people's names, her little Niba had turned into a Xiaoba.

"Second Miss, is what you said true? I regret that I was not kicked out of the palace with you this time." Listening to Dou Yacai talking about the anecdotes and strange things outside this month while taking a bath, especially The part about being the leader of the beggar gang made Little Niba exclaim again and again, she really admired her second lady more and more.

|"Of course it's true, you see when I lied." There were many rose petals in the bathtub, Dou Yacai said while playing.

"I think Second Miss often cheats on Sixth Master." Little Mud pursed his lips.

"Is there?" she thought back.

"Of course, often."

"Oh, let me think about it..." Dou Yacai stuck his head into the water, "concentrating on thinking".

Little Niba saw the person coming in at the door at a glance, and was about to reach out to pat Dou Yacai, but Liu Huang waved his hand to stop him, and motioned for Little Niba to go out. Walking out quietly, Liu Huang walked to her bathtub step by step with his hands behind his back, reached in, took a handful of hot water and poured it on her back.

Because she had been soaking in the water for too long, her back was already red, and she looked quite seductive.

"Little mud, you're right, I really lied to uncle..." Dou Yacai finally raised his head out of the water after diving for half a day, and said.

Liu Huang's hand froze, she lied to him?

"I'll tell you, but you can't tell anyone. Today he asked me if I liked him, and I replied that I don't know, but...but I think...I seem to like him, he is poisoned At that time, I really felt my heart was broken, and I was very happy when I received his letter, although he was telling stories to scare me...but...I think I still like him. "

"Really? I asked you why you were so stubborn just now? Lie to uncle." Liu Huang's voice suddenly came to mind. The man who appeared behind him.

"You...you heard everything?"

"Dou Yacai, your breasts seem to have grown a bit." Liu Huang didn't answer his question, lazily took a handful of water with his hands, and poured it from her head, the water flowed down her head and The neck slowly came down, and some water provocatively passed over her two little pink bayberries, causing her to tremble slightly.

It was only then that she realized that she was showing her breasts to her in a daze at this moment without knowing it. She screamed and buried her body in, wishing she could bury her head in it too.

"You you you...what are you doing?" Dou Yacai stammered as he looked at Liu Huang who had suddenly changed into another person.

"Take off your clothes and come in to have a mandarin duck bath with you. You say you like me, then it's time for the formal bridal chamber. The mandarin duck bath is the first step."

[Bei, s, go home and sleep. 】