Pretend to be a silly princess: Dou Yacai

"what is the problem?"

"I have become more beautiful, my breasts have grown, and my butt has become more warped. Do you feel that you have made money? Or, which one do you prefer, dry flat bean sprouts or beautiful beauties?"

"Is it important?" Liu Hao turned around lazily, hugged Dou Yacai to his chest, let her lie on his body, and he supported his head with his hands, and asked.

"Of course it's very important. I don't believe that as a man, you see that your wife has become much more beautiful. You don't feel very happy."

"This king only knows that you will be very happy when you come back. As for the beauty and beauty, I am also happy, but the premise must be - you are the princess Dou Yacai."

"Wow, uncle, you're really nice." Dou Yacai was moved by Liu Hao's words and turned into a girl like a little idiot in love.

"Then why don't you hurry up and kiss me!" Liu Hao nodded his cheek and said.

"Yeah." Dou Yacai slapped Liu Hao's cheek hard, making loud noises.

"what!"

But the next moment, she let out another ear-piercing scream, which made Liu Hao tremble all over, and hurriedly asked:

"what happened again?"

"Uncle! I'm pregnant, can I still do this kind of intense exercise?" Dou Yacai hurriedly stood up, kicked Liu Hao's thigh, "It's all you, why can't you wait! If the child Something went wrong, what should I do?"

"This... I don't know about this kind of thing, why don't you ask someone?" Liu Hao also became nervous.

"Why do I ask, not you, you ask the doctor to see if this will hurt the child!"

"Dou Yacai, in my king's opinion, you should ask women who have given birth to children, such as General Zhang or General Yang's wife." The sixth prince Liu Hao immediately returned to his original seriousness. look.

"This...how am I embarrassed? You should ask." Although she has always been bold, she is still a little ashamed to speak about such things, and if she asks, others will think that she wants to exercise intensely.

"Cough...well, this king still has some business affairs to deal with, Dou Yacai, you can go..." Liu Hao put on his clothes and made a gesture of sitting on the edge of the table to deal with the mountain of business affairs.Because of her disappearance, many things he had to do were wasted, and he ignored even the emperor's several edicts asking him to return to the imperial court.

"Go!" Dou Yacai got off the bed and walked to his side, shaking his shoulders.

"You should go, Dou Yacai, my king..."

"Go!!" Dou Yacai suddenly raised his voice and shouted an order in his ear.

"Don't...don't scream, be careful if you get pregnant, I'll go, I'll go." Liu Hao hurriedly comforted the angry man.

No way, under her gaze, he slowly adjusted his clothes, shoes, and hair, and then looked back at the woman who was back on the bed and fiddling with her mobile phone.Alas~~~

Liu Hao was too embarrassed to ask the doctor directly whether having intercourse after pregnancy would affect the fetus, and he was also too embarrassed to ask the two generals Zhang Yang for advice. After all, they were subordinates, and it would be embarrassing if they met in the future.

So, Liu Hao decided to ask Liu Hao, a veteran in love.

But as soon as he walked to Liu Hao's door, he heard a low cry from inside. He opened the door in confusion and saw a woman in purple clothes sitting on the edge of the bed, constantly touching tears. , while Liu Hao stood helplessly on the side, holding a chicken leg in his hand, standing beside the woman in purple like an idiot.

This is really a once-in-a-century expression on the dandy Eighth Prince's body.

"Hey! How can anyone cry?" He looked at Zi Bei helplessly, and actually used this trick?This taught him how to play.

She has been angry with him since she woke up this morning and asked him to send her away, but Liu Hao made up his mind to keep her by his side, just kidding, she is Xiao Zi'er from more than ten years ago, he would not would let her go so easily.

As a result, she was angry all the time, and even started a hunger strike, resolutely refusing to eat what he gave, and he didn't force her, just dangled the delicious food in front of her, and deliberately ate it for her to see.

"Well, it's really fragrant and delicious." Liu Hao took a bite of the oily fat chicken leg, and the smell wafted into Zibei's nose. She swallowed after not eating for a day, and swallowed The saliva was so loud that Liu Hao could even hear it.

"Do you want to eat? Here you are!" Liu Hao handed her the chicken leg with a bite out of it.

"Don't eat!" She won't be fooled, if she eats, does it mean that she is willing to stay by his side?So, she decided not to eat.

"Really?" Liu Hao asked, holding back a laugh. Seeing her stubborn face despite her stomach growling from hunger, she intentionally teased her and ate loudly.

"Woo..." In the end, she really started crying.

That's why Liu Hao became helpless. This woman really loves to make him unable to think about with tears.

"Don't cry!"

"You don't care! I cry mine, what's your business?" Princess Zibei glared at him angrily with red eyes, and then continued to wipe her tears.

"It's none of my business." But, seeing her cry like this, he would feel distressed.

"Hmph!" Zibei thought she would hear his comforting words, but she didn't expect it to be such a heartless word. She was even angrier, turned her face away, and never looked at him again.

Liu Hao, who had watched the show for a long time at the door, walked in with his hands behind his back.

"Six...sixth brother, why are you here?" Liu Hao was a little uncomfortable when his brothers saw him, who claimed to be a lover, so at a loss. Sorry, I quickly wiped away my tears and saluted.

"Zi Bei met the Sixth Prince."

"Well, no gift."

"Sixth Brother, what are you doing here?" Liu Hao asked angrily, what does this girl mean, she smiled when she saw Sixth Brother, does Sixth Brother look better than him now with such a beard?

"Oh, eighth brother, you have seen countless women, and you have met many women. I'm here to ask you, will it harm the fetus if a woman is pregnant and has intercourse?"

"Sixth brother!" Liu Hao hurriedly stopped Liu Hao's words, didn't sixth brother come to add to the trouble?Xiao Zi'er always thought that he was a flirtatious prince, but now that brother Liu said so, he would not be able to clean up even if he jumped into the Yellow River!

"What's wrong? You don't know? Brother Six thinks you should be very clear!"

Liu Hao saw the meaning of the whole person from Liu Hao's eyes!It's over, it's over, his honest and upright sixth brother has really been spoiled by Dou Yacai, and he's become good at betraying his brother.

He looked back at Zi Bei, who gave him a disdainful look.

……

The sensational Princess Dou Yacai's transformation into beauty finally came to an end, and everyone went back to their homes, to everyone.

The following scenario has been repeated for nearly a month.

A handsome man followed behind a beautiful woman——

"Dou Yacai, how long will it take for you to lose your temper? Besides, it's because of my deep love for you." Liu Hao dodged the searching eyes of the lieutenants and said in a flattering tone, alas!He has been begging for so long, and at this moment, he is coaxing her in front of those soldiers who admire him, why is she still angry?

After spending a month with her, he, who had never been able to talk about love before, began to use words like "deep love".

Therefore, men are all cultivated by women. Whether it is the skills of picking up girls or the tricks of coaxing people, men learn from women and then apply them to the same or multiple women. , Treating his own body in his own way.

Back then, when he said the phrase "Dou Yacai, it's really you! This king... misses you so much, from now on, he won't let you leave!"

At that time, she was gentle and docile, and she spoke softly to him.

He thought everything was all right and she wouldn't pursue the fact that he almost chopped off her head.

But, who knows, because he couldn't bear it that night, he accidentally ate her up and wiped her clean. As a result, the next morning, before he could even put on his clothes, he was caught by her who just woke up. He kicked his foot under the bed and knocked out a big lump on his head.

He wanted to grab her and spank her buttocks, but she just looked at him coldly. Not only did she not look good at him, she even said that one day she would travel back when she was upset, and she would never come again!

He quickly grabbed the piece of jade around her neck and threw it far, far away, and then forbade her to leave her half a step away, but she didn't appreciate it. He knew that he didn't recognize her, and he chased her away like a chicken. She didn't give her steamed buns, and let her stay in prison for a day and a night, which made her very, very angry, but fortunately, he saved everything immediately.

But now he annoyed her again because of his impatience.

Therefore, he who was wronged could only let her beat and scold him.

"Go away, don't follow me, you only know how to enjoy yourself and don't care about the life of the child." Dou Yacai turned around and saw Liu Hao's face, and immediately pushed him displeasedly, and put He pushed away.

"Dou Yacai, don't walk so fast, watch out for your stomach!"

"Oh! Now it means that you followed me only because of the baby in my stomach?"

Three black lines appeared on Liu Hao's forehead. At this moment, he remembered the words of Confucius——

Only women and villains are difficult to raise.

"Sixth Lord, Prince Xiangyu and Princess Xiangnu of the Ivory Kingdom are asking to see you."

Dou Yacai was taken aback for a moment, then stopped——

When Xiang Yu came, he must go back to Princess Zibei, so what did Xiang Nu come to do?

"Understood, the king will go later."

"Uncle, I'll go too."

Let's see what kind of medicine is sold in Xiangnu's gourd?And the witchcraft thing must be clarified.

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