Pretend to be a silly princess: Dou Yacai

【1】

"Dou sprouts!"

"Sprouts!"

The two spoke at the same time, looking at her "chic" dress, they stared at her four scarred eyes. Liu Hao injured his left eye. The black shadow with a big fist and a surprised expression is quite different. The right eye is the right eye, and the fist-sized bruise is a bit funny with the expressionless expression on it.

Princess Dou Yacai is not wearing any man's clothes at this moment, nor is she wearing her own clothes. Of course, it is impossible for her to come out naked.

She became a designer herself, folded the silk quilt of Sister Yu, who is "generous and aware of the general", and rolled it around the area above the chest from the armpit, then passed it through the shoulders and wrapped it around the neck again. Turn it around, and finally tie a delicate and small bow at the neck.So, a modern version of the cheongsam appeared on her body. Although she couldn't wear it plumply and didn't have a protruding figure, it still had the feeling of Zhou Xun in the movie "The Wind". She was weird, like a playful little girl , The fresh appearance is unforgettable.

"How is it? Does it look good? You have never seen this kind of clothing. It is called Qipao. I made it myself. Qipao is one of the traditional Chinese women's clothing. It was improved by Han women in the Republic of China, and was determined by the government of the Republic of China as one of the national dresses in 1929. Women in the harem don’t wear such complicated clothes anymore, let’s all wear cheongsam, and I will be the design director.”

Dou Yacai lowered his head to appreciate his new clothes, proud of his prodigy-like craftsmanship, and passed on the knowledge of cheongsam to two ancient men by the way, without any regard for Uncle Wang and Uncle Huang as life and death. Fighting is important, although it is really funny that the two most attractive men of the Liu Dynasty are bruised and swollen together at the moment.

"Sprout, very beautiful, suitable for you." Liu Yan praised, he had never seen a woman dressed like this, nor did he expect that she could make a unique dress in such a short time.

"You come here for me!" Compared to the tone of admiration from the heart of the old uncle Huang, he pulled Dou Yacai roughly into his arms with sharp eyes and quick hands.Regardless of whether she staggered a step and almost fell, and then threw her behind her like a bag, preventing Liu Yan from seeing her.After all, it is my wife, so it is easier to pull it up, but Liu Yan has no innate advantages, so she took her hand back abruptly

"It hurts, don't use such force!" Dou Yacai frowned and protested.

"Bastard! You hurt her." Seeing Liu Hao's violence against Xiaoyacai, Liu Yan threw a punch right on the nose, causing blood to flow out. The nose was tilted to one side, but it seemed to be opened An oil shop: salty, sour, spicy, all come out at once.

"She's mine! Don't worry about it!" Liu Hao raised his fist and punched the brow at the corner of the eye socket, the eyelids were cracked, black beads burst out, and it seemed that a colored silk shop had been opened: red ones, black ones Green ones and purple ones will all bloom.

Dou Yacai was really dumbfounded this time, these two...they are too ruthless to attack each other, they are all skin and bones that have not been tempered, can they bear it?She is more skeptical about this question.

"You...would you like to stop for a while, I will pour water for you, uncle, what flavor do you want to drink, Sister Yu's tea is all made by yourself, the emperor, you..."

"Shut up for me! Your debt will be settled by you!" Liu Hao turned around and scolded angrily, because the scolding was too forceful and his nose spit out a little bit, Liu Hao swore that this was the most embarrassing moment in his life, and All this is thanks to Dou Yacai.

"Third brother, my younger brother is leaving. If you want to cut off my younger brother's head, please wait until I teach my wife a lesson. If you still care about the friendship that we grew up together and played horseback riding and fighting together, then it is as if you didn't see the younger brother's head." Brother is back."

Without waiting for Liu Yan's permission, Liu Hao carried Dou Yacai on his body and walked out of the gate of Jinyu Palace. Liu Yan looked at Liu Hao's figure leaving Dou Yacai angrily with Dou Yacai on his back.

"You call third brother, how can I cut off your head." His face still showed that characteristic evil smile, cold and clear.

"Your Majesty, I'm late to save you, please forgive me, I'm going to stop the sixth prince here." Several of Liu Yan's bodyguards ran in fearfully.

"No need, let him go, step back." Liu Yan waved his hand, endured the pain all over his body, picked up the dragon robe that Dou Yacai had discarded, and put it on his body.

"Your Majesty, my concubine is guilty." Jin Yu walked in from the outside tremblingly. Just now she saw the sixth prince suddenly broke into the palace, and then walked out angrily with the sixth princess on his shoulders, with injuries all over her body. , When he came in again, he saw that the emperor was also covered with bruises, his eye circles and forehead were bruised and purple.

In her impression, Liu Yan has always been personable, when has she ever been in such a mess like now.

"You tricked her here?" Compared to the jealousy of other women in the harem, her generosity surprised him a little.

"Yes. Seeing that the emperor is obsessed with the sixth concubine, the concubine wanted to be beautiful as an adult, but the sixth master came back."

"This time it was the two of them who made it happen."

"Your Majesty, the concubine has been convicted, and the concubine will move to the Leng Palace."

"I would have set my heart to the bright moon, but the bright moon shines on the ditch, let's rest." Liu Yan murmured.

【2】

Dou Yacai was carried on Liu Hao's shoulders like a sack, and he slapped her buttocks one after another. He slapped her as he walked, slapped and walked, and the crackling and crackling matched his footsteps, as if playing a song. In a piece of music, the rhythm is neat, but the melody is chaotic, which shows the resentment in the heart of the performer at the moment.

"Liu Hao, stop! Why do you hit me, why?" Dou Yacai shouted resolutely, without stopping, pulling, pulling and pinching on his chest.

"You cuckold me!" He roared angrily, biting Dou Yacai's ass, the question about the image of the sixth prince was obviously drowned by jealousy.

"Then you still have 'red apricot' out of the wall, the so-called safflower must be matched with green leaves, one red and one green add radiance to each other, isn't there a saying called 'red apricot branches in spring'? What a beautiful picture!" Dou After Sprout screamed, he bit his shoulder.

Liu Hao was taken aback for a moment, yes, he did seem to have a strange feeling for a certain woman once inexplicably.

Seeing that he didn't refute, Dou Yacai decided that the guess in his heart was correct, and now he had done something bad by himself and bit her back.

"Look, you have nothing to say, why should an adulterer beat a prostitute!"

"You still dare to talk back! Do you know the consequences of cheating on women?"

He had never done anything deviant, and originally he only ordered Matthew to send a letter back to the capital, but in the end he risked being beheaded and returned to Beijing in person, even if he was going to be beheaded. To take her out of the palace.However, he ran back to Jingyang Palace full of wind and dust, but there was no sign of her. He heard Xiao Niba said that he had gone to Jinyu Palace, and he went to Jinyu Palace again, without even taking a breath or drinking a sip of water. But saw her lying with his brother!

"Papa papa..." Thinking of this, he slapped his palm like a machine with a mechanism installed.

As a hot-blooded man, how can he endure his woman cuddling with another man in front of him, especially when this woman has no fear when she sees her man, and looks like I am very reasonable, His blood surged up.

"Then what are the consequences of a married man being captured by other elephants, do you know?" Dou Yacai opened his mouth and bit Liu Hao's ear—quickly, ruthlessly and accurately.

"Ah..." He let go of his hand in pain, Dou Yacai took the opportunity to slip off his shoulders, and ran away, tying the bow that was about to fall apart while running.

"Stop for me!" Liu Hao recovered from the pain and realized that his little princess had already run far away. He covered his ears with one hand and ran towards the direction where she was running away.

People passing by looked at this strange scene curiously. The sixth prince walked forward bravely with a bruised nose and swollen face. The previous handsome and handsome image disappeared completely, while the sixth princess was running in a strange dress and scolded the sixth prince loudly.

It can only be said that this world is too crazy, and men and women in love often do some inexplicable crazy things.

Dou Yacai turned her head while running, but forgot to look ahead, and hit her head straight like that, she only felt that her eyes went dark, and then she didn't know anything.

Liu Hao was stunned, walked over, squatted on the ground, and poked her face with his fingers.

"Hey! Stop pretending, get up for me!"

Nothing?

"Still pretending." He pinched her ears again.

Still no response.

Liu Hao took a closer look, her forehead was swollen and still bleeding, really dizzy?He bent down and hugged her, kissing her forehead lightly.

"You little villain, you just won't let the king worry."

Then he carried her out of the gate of the palace. The guards did not stop them, and they left the cage-like palace unimpeded.

At the North View Gate, where Liu Hao led his troops to go to the frontier last time, Na Lanjin walked back and forth. He had received a notice from Dou Yacai to wait here, and was thinking about why the Sixth Princess hadn’t come out yet, but found that The sixth prince who embraced Dou Yacai.

"Master Six?"

"Nalan Jin."

"What happened to the sixth princess?"

Liu Hao wrapped Dou Yacai in his robe, and said: "I know that a group of Confucian scholars of you are running around in order to let me regain the throne. I am very grateful to you, but my princess will not participate, and there are beggars. Over there, this king has already spent a lot of silver taels, and from now on, the words 'Little Soybean Gang Master' are not allowed to be mentioned again."

"Sixth Lord, Nalan understands." Nalan Jin said with a sigh.

Liu Hao stepped on the big white horse and ran towards the frontier with Dou Yacai.

"It hurts..." Dou Yacai murmured, did she have an elephant and a group of baby elephants in her dream?