Pretend to be a silly princess: Dou Yacai

Liu Hao took Dou Yacai and left the capital overnight without stopping for a moment, but Liu Yan really didn't send anyone to hunt him down, did he really let go?Or is there another deployment?

When traveling far away, Liu Hao looked back at the place where he had lived for 28 years, and a thought flashed in his mind-let the secret be a secret forever, [note this sentence here].From then on, his fate with the palace was over.

When Dou Yacai woke up from the dizziness, they were already far away from the capital, and the surrounding green trees and red walls had also turned into loess and black land.

"Where is this?" She raised her head from Liu Hao's arms and asked, rubbing her sleepy eyes and slightly sore forehead.

"Within the boundaries of southern Yunnan."

"Southern Yunnan?"

"Yes, this king brought you out of the palace, let's go to the frontier."

"To the frontier?"

"Yes."

"Oh. Dou Yacai responded lightly, she left the palace, she left the cage when she was close to 17 years old, her heart was a little sad.

No matter what, it was always the place where she lived for six years, where she carried so much ups and downs, where she grew up, where there were people who liked her, such as Emperor Xian, Liu Hao, Princess Nine, etc. There are also people who don't like her, such as the Empress Dowager, Yun Luo, etc., and people like Liu Yan who want to get her. No matter what kind of people they are, they will make her grow. Denied that place.

If the imperial palace was her first stop in ancient times, would the next stop be the fabled frontier region?She thought of Li Qi's "March in the Army in Ancient Times": Climbing the mountain to watch the beacon fire during the day, drinking horses and crossing the river at dusk.Pedestrians fight against the wind and sand, and the princess's pipa is full of resentment.There is no city for camping for thousands of miles, and the rain and snow continue to reach the desert.Hu Yan wailed and flew every night, and Hu'er burst into tears.I heard that the Yumen Gate is still covered, so I should chase my life away.Every year the bones of war are buried outside the wasteland, and it is empty to see grapes entering the Han family.

Compared with the palace, will the frontier be a more difficult stop or a stop that will make her more comfortable?

Her cold reaction was beyond Liu Hao's expectation. He thought she would yell and even bite him again before running away. Instead, she didn't respond and let him have no chance to say what he had prepared. Somewhat annoyed.

"You don't object?"

"I can't wish for it." She recovered from her thoughts and said humbly. Liu Hao's tentative tone reminded her of Xiangnu, the third son who was far away in the frontier, waiting to fight her.This time, she wants to represent all the main wives to defeat the trickster San'er.

"why?"

"I want to meet that elephant, and see what kind of monster she is, and she actually makes you fall in love." Dou Yacai glanced at Liu Hao intentionally, and said in a rather bitter tone.

Elephant slave, hmph, this princess is here, get ready to accept the move, I will definitely beat you to death, let's see how you are going to be angry?Isn't it just fighting with a herd of elephants?I can take you down with a few little mice.

The so-called natural world is extremely calm before the storm. This saying is very suitable for Dou Yacai at this time. Under her calm surface is a boiling heart. She is crazy when she thinks that Xiang Nu will be knocked down by her No, it’s just that the ancestors said that anyone who achieves great things must have the ability to keep calm. She is a modern prodigy, no, she should be called a "modern prodigy" now, and she still has the basic qualities of being a modern prodigy. of.

"Dou Yacai, this king has already returned to the palace to take you away, and I have already explained everything." Whenever this topic was mentioned, Liu Hao would feel guilty, so when he spoke, there was a flash of meaning in his words.

In fact, Liu Hao is too honest, he can't talk about love or lie, he only knows how to use the truth to be superior.All he had to say was, "Dou Yacai, don't believe the rumors. This king has always had you alone in his heart. This time, even at the risk of beheading, I will take you by my side. From now on, we will be together forever." We won't be separated again." Dou Yacai will definitely be very moved, because Dou Yacai didn't see the so-called "the sixth prince hugged Princess Xiangnu" with her own eyes, but only heard it from Liu Hao once.

"Really? Then have you hugged her?"

"..."

"You hugged, didn't you?" Dou Yacai asked with a choked voice. There was another woman in his arms, and this was what she cared about the most.

"Yes... once."

"Let me go!" She broke free from his embrace, and suddenly felt that the place was extremely dirty.In fact, how much she wished that Liu Hao could lie at this time, firmly and thoroughly said that he had never hugged him, firmly and thoroughly said that there would always be only you in the king's arms, but no, his honest confession made her heartbroken Feel.Even Dou Yacai cannot escape the fate of self-deception.

"What's the matter?" Liu Hao had no choice but to stop the horse where it was, and looked at her helplessly.

"dirty!"

"Dirty? Oh, it's dirty. I've been running fast all night. I haven't changed my clothes. I just go to a market and buy new ones."

"You...you deliberately misinterpreted my meaning, you clearly know...you clearly know, you scoundrel, how could you hug another woman, how could you!" go forward.

"Dou Yacai..." Liu Hao sighed up to the sky, jumped off the horse and followed behind her, "Dou Yacai, stop, when are you going to go, don't your feet hurt?" He I don't know whether I should run to hug her at this moment or follow her and let her go like now.

"Don't take care of me, go take care of her, go take care of the elephant slave." She moved forward while wiping her tears.

"Hey, don't be awkward, okay?"

Liu Hao still chased after her and grabbed her, but he didn't dare put his arms in his arms for fear that she would think it dirty again.

"How can I be awkward, how can I?"

"Okay, you didn't, I was the one making trouble." Taking a step back, the sea and the sky were wide open.

"Why are you making trouble?" It's not that you take a step back, but you step back to the corner.

"What exactly do you want, you will obediently go to the border with me, tell me."

"Other women have touched your chest, I will never get close to it again, unless..."

"Unless what?" Liu Hao only felt a chill run up his spine.

"Unless you cut off that layer of skin on your body with a knife, I will only forgive you when the new skin grows out."

"……This……"

"Don't you want to? Forget it if you don't want to!" Princess Dou Yacai immediately turned her head.

"Okay, okay, okay, I am willing, I am willing." Liu Hao rushed in front of Dou Yacai to stop her, pulled out a dagger from his waist, and took off his robe and clothes, revealing his muscular chest and strong buttocks. Abs, "Where do I start cutting?"

"When peeling, the knife is cut from the spine, and the skin on the back is divided into two halves, and the skin and muscles are slowly separated with the knife, tearing apart like a butterfly spreading its wings; there is another peeling method, burying the person in the soil, only A head is exposed, and a cross is cut with a knife on the top of the head. After the scalp is pulled away, mercury is poured into it. Because mercury has a high specific gravity, it will pull the muscles and skin apart, and people buried in the soil will suffer excruciating pain. Twisting, unable to break free, finally the body will jump out from the fixed opening, leaving only a piece of skin left in the soil... After the skin is peeled off, it can be made into two drums and hung in the yamen Mouth, use Zhaojiong as a warning."

...o(╯□╰)o

Listening to Dou Yacai's calm introduction of the peeling method, Liu Hao felt his scalp numb, as if he had really been peeled and was hanging out in the sun for people to watch.

"How about it, strip it?"

"Okay, let's start from the spine." It seems that this method is not so painful, Liu Hao moved his hand behind his back, put the tip of the sword against the spine, and began to peel the human skin. With a little force on the sword, a little red blood disappeared. popped out.

"Hey! Are you really peeling?"

This time it was Dou Yacai's turn to be speechless, she ran over to take the short sword without disappointment, breathed desperately, blowing on his injured place, Liu Hao took the opportunity to pull her over and hug her In the middle of the hug, she was hugged so tightly that she almost couldn't breathe.

"I don't hurt."

"But, it's all bleeding. Why are you so stupid, aren't you the sixth prince who claims to be handsome and unrestrained?"

"Dou Yacai, don't go, okay, stay with me, I need you, I need you." Liu Hao suddenly became helpless like a child, buried his head in the hollow of her shoulder and murmured, his Xiangnu's sweet smile flashed in his mind again.

His performance made Dou Yacai stunned for a moment, maybe there was really something else hidden about his "derailment"?She slowly reached out and hugged his waist.

"Actually, I need you too."

"Don't be angry, okay?"

"Okay." Dou Yacai laughed through his tears, "Let's stop arguing, and I'll help you get dressed."

"Okay, you help me dress."

Men and women in love are all neurotics. There is nothing wrong with this sentence. The two who had been arguing endlessly and vowed to be enemies became close because of a soft spot in their hearts. .

After getting dressed, Liu Hao kissed her on the forehead, the two smiled at each other, hugged for a long time, and then began to lead the horse, ready to move on.

"For you." Dou Yacai stuffed a strange thing to Liu Hao, which was made by pulling off a corner of her quilt when she was dressing him just now.

"What is this?" Liu Hao took the strange thing, puzzled.

"hat."

"Why is it green?"

"Because it matches you very well. You look handsome and naive when you wear it."

"You!" Liu Hao was speechless, "I won't wear it!"

"Okay, okay, take it here, take it here, I'll just wear it." Seeing Dou Yacai pouted and started walking forward again, as if he would walk forever, he had no choice but to take the green hat and put it on his head .

No matter what era it is, and no matter what it is, as long as you have committed a crime, you will have a criminal record, and once you have a criminal record, you will no longer be able to hold your head up, and you will be controlled by others.At this moment, Liu Hao felt this way.

"This is also for you." Liu Hao tied a red bag on Dou Yacai's head casually, "Red flowers need green leaves to match, you said."

So, a red flower and a green leaf are paired together. It seems that they are always inseparable from red and green. Last time in "our village", Aunt Seven and Uncle Six also asked them to wear red and green on their heads to worship and get married. Into the bridal chamber.

"You still have to listen to me tell a story, so that all my anger can be eliminated. Are you willing to listen? It has something to do with the hat on your head. It's an impromptu story I made up." Dou Yacai asked sweetly , The harmless smile makes people feel that she is really too cute.

"Okay, I'll listen!"

"Can't interrupt, because it was made up temporarily, I'm afraid I will forget it."

"Okay, don't interrupt." As long as Dou Yacai doesn't get angry, what can't be done?Liu Hao thought very optimistically.

"Okay, let me start. In ancient times, there was a couple. The wife was beautiful and charming. She had the urge to look at the city and then the country. She usually did some needlework at home. Beauty, just attract some chasing bees and butterflies..."

"Cough... Dou Yacai, your appearance doesn't seem to be called charming, and you won't make people look at the city and then the country." Liu Hao glanced at her, and couldn't help reminding her kindly Dou Yacai glanced at him, and he closed his mouth resentfully.

"The husband of this glamorous woman is a businessman, and he often goes out of town to do business. The couple lives well off, and when the husband is away, the wife is unavoidably cold and lonely... "

"Pay attention to your words, this king is so bad, will it make you lonely and unbearable?" He was quite dissatisfied when he heard it, so he interrupted again.

"Uncle, this is just a story, why do you keep checking in? How childish!"

"You...well, you continue to talk..."

"Women don't have to rely on their own men to survive. This wife is a wife with a strong sense of independence. She is a heroine among women. Finally, one day, she fell in love with a cloth seller in the market. When her husband went out to do business When they were young, they hung out together in Wushan like rain."

Liu Hao clenched his fists, his veins furious.

"Uncle, do you mean to lose your temper?"

"No." Well, people had to bow their heads under the eaves, so he reluctantly listened to it.

"Once, my husband didn't go out for three months after returning home, and the cloth seller was so anxious that he went around their house every day. One day, my husband rode a horse to go hunting outside the city. When he passed the market, the cloth seller saw him. He was very happy, thinking that he was going out to do business again, so he rushed into his wife's bedroom that night, preparing to have a tryst with his girlfriend. When the husband came back that night, he almost caught him, and the wife was scared to death. The cloth seller had to shiver under someone's bed all night. What's the matter, uncle, are you uncomfortable? Otherwise, why are your eyes so red and your chest heaving so much? Don't you want to hear it? It doesn't matter if you don't want to hear it, I won't Keep ignoring you."

"Listen, I'm listening, I'm so happy to hear it, because my little wife is so good at making up stories."

"Well, okay, let me continue. After this incident, the wife asked the cloth seller for a piece of green cloth, made a hat for her husband, and made an agreement with the cloth seller that when you see my husband wearing You can come when you put on the green hat and go out. A few days later, the husband is going out to do business again, and the wife quickly takes out the green hat and says to her husband, "It's windy and sandy outside, so you won't get your hair dirty if you put it on." .And this color makes you look very handsome. I will make you a hat every time you go out in the future, just like I am with you, so you don't have to worry about me.'

Her husband was very happy to hear that, and thought he was really handsome, so he happily put on the green hat, rode triumphantly through the market, and went to other places to do business.That night, his wife slept on his bed with the cloth seller.

Later, when the cloth seller saw the husband going out wearing a cuckold, he couldn't help being elated, 'Ha!Your cuckold is really handsome, but it's time for me to be handsome tonight', Uncle, is this a good story for you to tell?In fact, this is the bean sprouts version of "The Origin of the Green Hat". "

"It sounds good." Liu Hao only felt that his blood was surging, but with his wife like this, how could he deal with this little devil?

"Okay then, no more stories, let's hit the road."

"Dou Yacai, this king asks you a question, and you must answer it seriously. Did anything really happen between you and Liu Yan?"

"Yes, haven't you seen us sharing the same bed?"

"You! But when I broke in just now, I found that he hugged you through the sheets." Poor Uncle Wang still had the last illusion in his mind, he was willing to believe in Dou Yacai's helplessness and Liu Yan's gentleman For.

"Actually, Concubine Yugui made me lie there. She made me dizzy and tied me up, saying that she would dedicate it to Liu Yan, but Liu Yan didn't do anything to me."

Dou Yacai felt a little guilty towards Liu Yan. Before that, she was thinking of deliberately assassinating him, and then Nalanjin and others came to rescue him. Afterwards, Nalanjin, Jin Xiaolan and others strongly begged the emperor to punish the princess Dou Yacai, drove her out of the palace and out of the frontier. This time the plan didn't go ahead as planned, but she still used him.

"Really?"

"If you don't believe it, it's fake." She said deliberately, omitting the guilt towards Liu Yan in her heart.

"...I believe." Why is there such a difference in the treatment of the two people? They are also "derailed", and her ending is so good, but he is so miserable, only to suffer?

The quarrel and misunderstanding between the two ended with a story about the origin of the green hat.

The two rode on the same horse and continued on. Dou Yacai had the feeling of "let us live together in the world of mortals in a chic and unrestrained way, galloping on horses to share the prosperity of the world, singing about wine and singing about the joy in our hearts, and vigorously grasping the youthful years." , This is the theme song of the popular TV series "Huan Zhu Ge Ge" many years ago. These four lines can quite reflect her current mood.

"Stop, grab her, don't let her get away!"

The two of them suddenly heard the sound of shouting and shouting. Looking over, not far away, a group of servant-like men with sticks and other weapons were working together to chase a girl who was running and falling in a panic. The one who kept clamoring inside was a man in a fine attire.

That girl looks so familiar.

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[[There are children's shoes protesting why Dou Yacai hasn't grown up yet, why is it ten years old forever, I'm going to faint, Dou Yacai has grown up for a long time, section 213, the title is clear! ! 】】

Some people said before that the part of Elephant Slave is very similar to the third part of Huanzhugege. I haven’t given a positive response. Now let me say that the story about elephants is purely coincidental, and the plot will never be the same. If I change it to You won’t feel this way about big bad wolves or big tigers.I asked the editor to change to Big Bad Wolf. She said that Chapter V cannot be modified, so there is no other way. Today I deliberately used the lyrics of Huanzhugege, which is a different kind of response. There will be no similarities, never! ! .