Chapter 174 The Eastern Mysterious Dark Monster—Jumping Zombie
Zhang Xiao rubbed his eyes, thinking he was wrong, and looked at the blackboard again.

That's right, it's the one wearing an official uniform of a certain court with outstretched hands. Lockhart doesn't know who to get it from. The picture pasted on the blackboard is still a dynamic gif.

That is, moving pictures of wizards.

The zombie was jumping and jumping with its arms outstretched, occasionally stopping to open its mouth at the little wizards as if to bite.

The little wizard, who had never seen such a thing before, was taken aback, shrank his neck back in horror, and then couldn't help being curious, cowardly and wanting to see it.

Malfoy looked at it for a while, frowned and thought for a while, then turned around and asked in a low voice:
"Zhang, this seems to be something from China, right? I think they are wearing Qing official uniforms?"

After all, it is a pony who has read the 5000 years of China (illustrated version), and can still see that this is something from the Qing Dynasty.

By the way, Malfoy looked down on 'Qing' extremely, and Zhang Xiao originally thought it was because of those two wars.

I am also going to let him know what is meant by 'the Chinese people have stood up'.

As a result, the answer Xiao Ma gave surprised him.Malfoy's view is that 'Qing' has never experienced hegemony - that is, all the heroes in the world have risen together, such as the Three Kingdoms, Sui and Tang Dynasties, and Yuan and Ming Dynasties.

He felt that Qing was more like a thief. In his understanding, Qing was Ming's house elf. Taking advantage of Ming's weakness, she stole the owner's house and replaced it.

Especially when he read that Qing was beaten up by the British Muggles led by the coalition forces and signed many unequal treaties, and then after the modern Chinese Muggles beat up the 16-nation coalition forces, his belief was strengthened .

This 'house elf' just won't work!

Zhang Xiao looked a little weird, he really didn't know how to explain to Malfoy, could it be that Lockhart brought Muggle film and television works into the classroom?

He could only stammer and cover up the past.

Fortunately, Malfoy didn't think too deeply about it, so he just asked casually out of curiosity.

Lockhart looked at the completely different classroom atmosphere with satisfaction, and became more and more satisfied with Tom in his heart. Among the series of plans Tom made for him, the first one was to change his impression in the heart of the little wizard.

At that time, Lockhart was still very confident that he was perfect in the hearts of the little wizards, and almost made Tom spit it out.

Can he still not know whether it is perfect or not?After all, Lockhart wrote everything in his diary.

It can only be said that Lockhart's writing level is quite good, the content is lively and interesting, full of flowers, and he conceals himself perfectly.

It's a pity that Tom is not an ordinary person. He directly sees the essence through the appearance - the clown.

Lockhart is a clown.

Under Tom's persuasion, Lockhart finally reluctantly decided to give it a try, but the content of the class was difficult again, and he was really weak in spells.

If it is about dark creatures, he will unconsciously lean towards his own works, and in the end it was Lockhart who had a "flash of inspiration". I can't talk about monsters in the West.

Then I will talk about the monsters of the East!After all, Muggle movies have already explained how to deal with monsters very clearly, and more importantly, little wizards have never seen it before!

Lockhart, you are a genius!

With a happy mood, Lockhart clapped his hands, and triumphantly began to give the little wizards a 'serious' Defense Against the Dark Arts class.

"It's a very powerful dark creature from the East, where it's called a 'Zombie'.

See these two long fangs? "

Lockhart pointed his wand at the zombie's mouth in the portrait, and the zombie was furious, trying to bite the wooden stick with its mouth.

"Oh!" The little wizards exclaimed, it's so fierce!A portrait is so fierce, how terrifying it really is!
"They are very similar to vampires, they gain abilities by sucking human blood, and people who have been bitten will also turn into Zombies!

And amazingly, both are afraid of the sun, garlic! "

"Whoosh!" Hermione raised her hand immediately.

Lockhart pointed at her happily: "Miss Granger, do you have any questions?"

Hermione glanced at the portrait with some fear, swallowed and asked:

"I want to ask, since the two are so similar, is Zombie a vampire? Just a different name?"

"Good question! Five points for Gryffindor!" Lockhart was shocked, as if a certain mode had been activated, and he said loudly:

"Although many experts, including famous scholars of dark creatures in the East, insist that the two are indeed the same creature, the difference is like the Hungarian tree peak and the Chinese fireball."

Zhang Xiao:?Famous oriental researcher of dark creatures?
"But after my persistent research (Zhang Xiao:?) I finally came to the conclusion that Zombie is something completely different from vampires"

The little wizards listened intently. This was the first time the school had started, and it was the first time they had a 'serious' Defense Against the Dark Arts class!

Not to mention how excited I was.

Lockhart's condition is getting better and better, standing on the edge of the podium and began to preach his 'research':
"First of all, Zombies don't have intelligence, or low-level Zombies have very low intelligence, and although they have eyes, they can't see anything, and can only judge their positions by human breathing
So when we encounter a Zombie, what is the primary way to avoid it? "

The little wizards got up and shouted, "Hold your breath!"

Lockhart nodded in satisfaction, and suddenly said: "Then why don't you write it down?"

The little wizards suddenly realized, and wrote down long paragraphs of words on the parchment.

Looking at their serious expressions, Lockhart felt as relieved as if he had released a few more books.

Ah. I saw Professor McGonagall say that when I was in school, and I thought I would be able to say that one day in the future!

Lockhart, you are so handsome!

Zhang Xiao was about to be stupid, and Malfoy asked curiously while writing:
"Zhang, why don't you remember? Lockhart finally had a very useful lesson. I think everything he said is very useful.

You see, hold your breath, Garlic, I recommend you to learn the bubble head spell to avoid Zombie! "

I remember?I remember!Or use the bubble head spell to avoid Zombie, the key problem is that there is no such jumping stiffness in the world!

There are zombies in China. According to the miscellaneous books my mother gave, they are probably yin corpses, lying corpses, wandering corpses, and boneless corpses.

No bouncing!
Tiaotiaozhuo was originally something produced after Xiangjiang absorbed the fusion of Western vampire culture and Eastern folk customs, so the two have so many things in common.

Real zombies are much more powerful. For example, the bone spirit in Journey to the West is a zombie, that is, he met the Great Sage
In short, Zhang Xiao could only watch silently as the little wizards scribbled and wrote down a lot of messy things.

For example, what kind of zombie king, listening to music, ringing the bell, black dog blood
When the bell rang for the end of the get out of class, the little wizards were still a little bit reluctant, which was so rare, they applauded to Lockhart how much they liked the class.

Walking on the road, you can also hear the little wizards discussing what interesting things Lockhart will come up with in the next class.

Zhang Xiao recalled the ghost movies popular in Xiangjiang in this era, and suddenly shivered.

In the next class, will Lockhart take out a Chinese ghost story, point at the sucked person and tell the little wizard to refuse the beautiful women?
Or how to deal with the big tree demon—grandma?
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