Martial Arts: Opening Awakening
Chapter 221 Your Mouth Stinks
Chapter 221 Your Mouth Stinks
After the four law enforcement officers with unsheathed long swords surrounded Jiangnan, seeing that Jiangnan did not resist, they were not in a hurry to make a move.
First, I asked the surrounding witnesses about the incident in detail.
He took out the silver needle and tested the poison one by one in the tofu brains left in the pot and bowl.
The tofu nao left in the pot was fine, but the bowl of tofu nao in Jiangnan that was eaten by the beggar turned the silver needle black.
"My lords, I have been selling tofu nao in this street for more than ten years, but I have never had any problems!" The stall owner hastily disassociated himself: "The nearby bosses and customers can all testify to me."
"That's right. Old Li has always been diligent and conscientious. His daughter-in-law is so beautiful, she can't possibly harm anyone..."
When the stall owner finished speaking, someone in the crowd immediately proved it for him.
"Ha, let me just say, you are a rich man, how could you invite a stinky and dirty beggar to drink tofu brain? It turns out that you want to poison and kill people..."
The stall owner shouted suddenly, as if he had suddenly realized.
When the melon eaters heard the words, most of them showed their original expressions.
Beggars are dirty and lazy, and they are used to getting something for nothing, and no one will not be disgusted.Occasionally someone suddenly showed kindness, but also with the attitude of charity, throwing a piece of steamed bread and two copper coins on the ground, and few people would hand over their own bowl together.
The bowl I ate was touched by a smelly and dirty beggar, and I felt disgusted just thinking about it.
"No wonder this handsome young man "abnormally" handed his bowl to the beggar. It turned out that he had poisoned the bowl!"
Under the guidance of the stall owner, many onlookers also had similar thoughts.
The lower the masses, the less able they are to think independently, they are easily induced and incited by others, and then use their own simple thinking to "enthusiastically" characterize other people's affairs, and enjoy the comfort of "reaching justice" on the moral high ground .
This kind of thing was most common in Jiangnan's previous life called "Internet", and a special vocabulary was born called "Internet violence".
After ruling out the suspicion of the stall owner, Lao Li, and "confirming" that Jiangnan was the murderer, the surrounding melon-eating crowd suddenly became morbidly excited.
"You said you were able to deal with a poor beggar..."
"That's right. If you think he disturbs your mood for eating, just drive him away. Is there any need to kill him?"
"Bah! She looks like a dog, but she turns out to be a beast with a human face..."
"My lords of the law enforcement, we must not let this murderer go! So as not to disturb our Yangzhou City, we will not be peaceful."
"That's right. Judging by his attire, he must be a foreigner. We locals in Yangzhou City know the prestige of law enforcement officers, and we would never dare to kill people in the street..."
The crowd of onlookers was getting more and more chattering, almost drowning Jiangnan with saliva.
Seeing that the atmosphere couldn't be better and the case was basically settled, the leader of the law enforcement officers bowed their hands to the surrounding melon-eaters and said loudly:
"Don't worry everyone, our business alliance law enforcement team has always enforced the law impartially, and will never let a person who violates the rules go... Now, we will take this murderer back to the business alliance prison and report it to the law enforcement hall master for disposal."
"take away!"
The leading law enforcer gave an order, and the two law enforcers who had surrounded Jiangnan were going to grab Jiangnan's arm.
With a flick of his arm, Jiang Nan pushed the two of them away a few steps.
"Presumptuous! Do you dare to violently resist the law?"
The leading law enforcement officer shouted angrily, and raised the long knife in his hand.
It seemed that if Jiang Nan dared to resist again, he would be killed on the spot.
The remaining law enforcement officers also clenched their long knives and surrounded Jiangnan tightly, posing in a fighting posture.
"Who said this beggar is dead?" Jiang Nan suddenly smiled.
Hearing the words, the leader of the law enforcement officer's eyes froze, and the long knife in his hand tightened a bit.
"Why didn't you die? We are not blind."
Before the law enforcers could speak, someone among the melon-eaters was already shouting.
These words were immediately echoed by a large number of people who eat melons:
"That's it. That's it. With so many of us watching, is it still fake?"
"Well, that's right. I just sniffed him, and he's already out of breath."
"I'm so ridiculous! The corpse is right in front of you, yet you say he's not dead. He's not dead, could it be that he's asleep?"
"Hehe. Maybe, it's just that I have never drank tofu nao in my life. When I got excited, I passed out...haha..."
"Hahaha……"
There was mocking laughter all around.
Many people looked at Jiangnan as if they were looking at a fool.
With all the witnesses and material evidence in sight, does this young man still want to rely on nonsense to make a comeback?
It's just naive and fucking opening the door for innocence, and innocence has reached home.
Who knows-
Jiang Nan ignored everyone's prickly eyes, turned to the middle-aged uncle who teased "passed out", and smiled again: "You are right, maybe he really passed out because he had never drunk tofu nao. "
"Give me ten breaths, and I will prove it to everyone!"
Jiangnan's last words were addressed to the leader of the law enforcers.
"My lord, just give him time to see what kind of tricks he plays. I don't believe that he can bring the dead back to life!"
"That's right. Give him a chance to make him give up completely..."
Some people with troubles yelled loudly, and more people with troubles echoed.
The leader of the law enforcers changed his expression.
"Could it be that adults don't dare?" Jiang Nan smiled half-smile.
"Joke! Why am I afraid?!" The leader of the law enforcer was like a cat whose tail was stepped on. He frowned instantly and gritted his teeth: "Okay! I will give you ten breaths, if you can't prove anything , don’t blame me for doing it directly.”
The two law enforcers surrounded in front of Jiangnan turned sideways to get out of the way.
Jiang Nan leaned over and held the beggar's wrist.
Everyone thought that Jiangnan wanted to feel the pulse of the beggar's corpse.
Who knows.
"Crack" sound.
Jiang Nan actually directly pinched the beggar's wrist.
"what--"
The beggar, who was lying motionless on the ground, let out a cry of pain, and sat up suddenly like a corpse.
"Tell me, why did you frame me?"
Jiang Nan looked into the beggar's eyes and asked in a strange tone.
Somehow.
The beggar seemed to have suddenly forgotten the pain of the severed hand, stopped screaming in pain, followed Jiangnan's questioning, and replied dumbly:
"It's Elder Chen. It's he who gave me 1000 taels of silver and your portrait, and asked me to cooperate with the acting, pretending to be poisoned by you, so that the law enforcement team can have an excuse to arrest you."
The onlookers were all in an uproar.
Everyone in the law enforcement team looked ugly.
Especially the leader, with a gloomy expression, and the long knife in his hand was tight and tight.
"Who is Elder Chen?" Jiang Nan asked again.
"Elder Chen is the elder at the helm of my beggar gang, a master of the innate realm."
As soon as the beggar said this, the crowd exclaimed even more.
Martial arts are prosperous in this world, and even ordinary people, who have not set foot in the rivers and lakes, are familiar with some of the larger forces in the rivers and lakes.
Among them, there is naturally the Beggar Gang, which is known as the largest gang in the world.
Of course, not every beggar is a disciple of the beggar gang.
Because, even if you are a beggar, if you want to join the beggar gang, there are thresholds.
In other words, those who can join the gang of beggars are the elite among beggars.
Whether it is the elders of the beggar gang or the innate masters, to most ordinary people, they are all great figures.
The people who eat melons would never have imagined that such a big man would be involved in just watching the fun.
"That's not right. I tried it just now, and you're clearly not breathing."
Someone asked in surprise.
"That's a breath-holding skill I practiced." Under the control of the Jiangnan Dementor Dafa, the beggar naturally knew everything: "It is precisely because I know this skill that Elder Chen entrusted me with this job. Elder Chen also promised that as long as the matter is done well, he will take me back to the head of the beggar gang..."
"Did Elder Chen tell you what to do after the law enforcement team arrests me?" Jiang Nan asked suddenly.
"Elder Chen said...uh..."
The beggar had just opened his mouth, but his chest was already in pain, and a long knife was pierced through his chest from the back.
With a muffled snort, his head drooped.
"Frame others, disturb order, deserve to be killed!"
The owner of the long knife, the leader of the law enforcers, glared at the beggar's body, and shouted in a dignified manner.
Although the onlookers were taken aback by this sudden change, as soon as the leader of the law enforcers finished speaking, some smart people immediately applauded.
"it is good!"
"Master is wise!"
"My lord is mighty!"
"Good job, my lord..."
"Clap clap clap..."
As if a magic box had been opened, the other onlookers also reacted one after another, clapping and applauding one by one.
A murder case suddenly turned into a celebration party.
As for how many people are sincere, how many people are sycophants, and how many people are purely because of "following the crowd", only God knows!
In the pursuit of everyone, the leader of the law enforcers smiled again.
Stepping on the shoulder of the beggar's corpse, he unhurriedly drew out the blood-stained long knife.
Immediately, one of the law enforcement officers held a white handkerchief in both hands.
The leader of the law enforcers held up a bloody long knife, wiped it gently, and put his head close to Jiangnan's ear provocatively, and said in a low voice:
"Don't be complacent, it was just an appetizer just now. As long as you are still in Yangzhou City, I have at least a hundred ways to kill you!"
Jiang Nan's expression changed.
Suddenly, he took two steps back, groaned, covered his mouth and nose with his hands, and said with disgust on his face:
"My lord, has no one told you that your mouth stinks?"
The expression of the leader of the law enforcers froze suddenly.
"Hey! After eating something that shouldn't be eaten, please remember to rinse your mouth!"
Jiangnan dialect earnestly warned.
Someone in the field couldn't help laughing, and burst out laughing "puchi".
I don't know if the laughter is contagious, or if everyone knows that the law does not punish the public, other melon-eating people around also laughed.
"Hahaha……"
(End of this chapter)
After the four law enforcement officers with unsheathed long swords surrounded Jiangnan, seeing that Jiangnan did not resist, they were not in a hurry to make a move.
First, I asked the surrounding witnesses about the incident in detail.
He took out the silver needle and tested the poison one by one in the tofu brains left in the pot and bowl.
The tofu nao left in the pot was fine, but the bowl of tofu nao in Jiangnan that was eaten by the beggar turned the silver needle black.
"My lords, I have been selling tofu nao in this street for more than ten years, but I have never had any problems!" The stall owner hastily disassociated himself: "The nearby bosses and customers can all testify to me."
"That's right. Old Li has always been diligent and conscientious. His daughter-in-law is so beautiful, she can't possibly harm anyone..."
When the stall owner finished speaking, someone in the crowd immediately proved it for him.
"Ha, let me just say, you are a rich man, how could you invite a stinky and dirty beggar to drink tofu brain? It turns out that you want to poison and kill people..."
The stall owner shouted suddenly, as if he had suddenly realized.
When the melon eaters heard the words, most of them showed their original expressions.
Beggars are dirty and lazy, and they are used to getting something for nothing, and no one will not be disgusted.Occasionally someone suddenly showed kindness, but also with the attitude of charity, throwing a piece of steamed bread and two copper coins on the ground, and few people would hand over their own bowl together.
The bowl I ate was touched by a smelly and dirty beggar, and I felt disgusted just thinking about it.
"No wonder this handsome young man "abnormally" handed his bowl to the beggar. It turned out that he had poisoned the bowl!"
Under the guidance of the stall owner, many onlookers also had similar thoughts.
The lower the masses, the less able they are to think independently, they are easily induced and incited by others, and then use their own simple thinking to "enthusiastically" characterize other people's affairs, and enjoy the comfort of "reaching justice" on the moral high ground .
This kind of thing was most common in Jiangnan's previous life called "Internet", and a special vocabulary was born called "Internet violence".
After ruling out the suspicion of the stall owner, Lao Li, and "confirming" that Jiangnan was the murderer, the surrounding melon-eating crowd suddenly became morbidly excited.
"You said you were able to deal with a poor beggar..."
"That's right. If you think he disturbs your mood for eating, just drive him away. Is there any need to kill him?"
"Bah! She looks like a dog, but she turns out to be a beast with a human face..."
"My lords of the law enforcement, we must not let this murderer go! So as not to disturb our Yangzhou City, we will not be peaceful."
"That's right. Judging by his attire, he must be a foreigner. We locals in Yangzhou City know the prestige of law enforcement officers, and we would never dare to kill people in the street..."
The crowd of onlookers was getting more and more chattering, almost drowning Jiangnan with saliva.
Seeing that the atmosphere couldn't be better and the case was basically settled, the leader of the law enforcement officers bowed their hands to the surrounding melon-eaters and said loudly:
"Don't worry everyone, our business alliance law enforcement team has always enforced the law impartially, and will never let a person who violates the rules go... Now, we will take this murderer back to the business alliance prison and report it to the law enforcement hall master for disposal."
"take away!"
The leading law enforcer gave an order, and the two law enforcers who had surrounded Jiangnan were going to grab Jiangnan's arm.
With a flick of his arm, Jiang Nan pushed the two of them away a few steps.
"Presumptuous! Do you dare to violently resist the law?"
The leading law enforcement officer shouted angrily, and raised the long knife in his hand.
It seemed that if Jiang Nan dared to resist again, he would be killed on the spot.
The remaining law enforcement officers also clenched their long knives and surrounded Jiangnan tightly, posing in a fighting posture.
"Who said this beggar is dead?" Jiang Nan suddenly smiled.
Hearing the words, the leader of the law enforcement officer's eyes froze, and the long knife in his hand tightened a bit.
"Why didn't you die? We are not blind."
Before the law enforcers could speak, someone among the melon-eaters was already shouting.
These words were immediately echoed by a large number of people who eat melons:
"That's it. That's it. With so many of us watching, is it still fake?"
"Well, that's right. I just sniffed him, and he's already out of breath."
"I'm so ridiculous! The corpse is right in front of you, yet you say he's not dead. He's not dead, could it be that he's asleep?"
"Hehe. Maybe, it's just that I have never drank tofu nao in my life. When I got excited, I passed out...haha..."
"Hahaha……"
There was mocking laughter all around.
Many people looked at Jiangnan as if they were looking at a fool.
With all the witnesses and material evidence in sight, does this young man still want to rely on nonsense to make a comeback?
It's just naive and fucking opening the door for innocence, and innocence has reached home.
Who knows-
Jiang Nan ignored everyone's prickly eyes, turned to the middle-aged uncle who teased "passed out", and smiled again: "You are right, maybe he really passed out because he had never drunk tofu nao. "
"Give me ten breaths, and I will prove it to everyone!"
Jiangnan's last words were addressed to the leader of the law enforcers.
"My lord, just give him time to see what kind of tricks he plays. I don't believe that he can bring the dead back to life!"
"That's right. Give him a chance to make him give up completely..."
Some people with troubles yelled loudly, and more people with troubles echoed.
The leader of the law enforcers changed his expression.
"Could it be that adults don't dare?" Jiang Nan smiled half-smile.
"Joke! Why am I afraid?!" The leader of the law enforcer was like a cat whose tail was stepped on. He frowned instantly and gritted his teeth: "Okay! I will give you ten breaths, if you can't prove anything , don’t blame me for doing it directly.”
The two law enforcers surrounded in front of Jiangnan turned sideways to get out of the way.
Jiang Nan leaned over and held the beggar's wrist.
Everyone thought that Jiangnan wanted to feel the pulse of the beggar's corpse.
Who knows.
"Crack" sound.
Jiang Nan actually directly pinched the beggar's wrist.
"what--"
The beggar, who was lying motionless on the ground, let out a cry of pain, and sat up suddenly like a corpse.
"Tell me, why did you frame me?"
Jiang Nan looked into the beggar's eyes and asked in a strange tone.
Somehow.
The beggar seemed to have suddenly forgotten the pain of the severed hand, stopped screaming in pain, followed Jiangnan's questioning, and replied dumbly:
"It's Elder Chen. It's he who gave me 1000 taels of silver and your portrait, and asked me to cooperate with the acting, pretending to be poisoned by you, so that the law enforcement team can have an excuse to arrest you."
The onlookers were all in an uproar.
Everyone in the law enforcement team looked ugly.
Especially the leader, with a gloomy expression, and the long knife in his hand was tight and tight.
"Who is Elder Chen?" Jiang Nan asked again.
"Elder Chen is the elder at the helm of my beggar gang, a master of the innate realm."
As soon as the beggar said this, the crowd exclaimed even more.
Martial arts are prosperous in this world, and even ordinary people, who have not set foot in the rivers and lakes, are familiar with some of the larger forces in the rivers and lakes.
Among them, there is naturally the Beggar Gang, which is known as the largest gang in the world.
Of course, not every beggar is a disciple of the beggar gang.
Because, even if you are a beggar, if you want to join the beggar gang, there are thresholds.
In other words, those who can join the gang of beggars are the elite among beggars.
Whether it is the elders of the beggar gang or the innate masters, to most ordinary people, they are all great figures.
The people who eat melons would never have imagined that such a big man would be involved in just watching the fun.
"That's not right. I tried it just now, and you're clearly not breathing."
Someone asked in surprise.
"That's a breath-holding skill I practiced." Under the control of the Jiangnan Dementor Dafa, the beggar naturally knew everything: "It is precisely because I know this skill that Elder Chen entrusted me with this job. Elder Chen also promised that as long as the matter is done well, he will take me back to the head of the beggar gang..."
"Did Elder Chen tell you what to do after the law enforcement team arrests me?" Jiang Nan asked suddenly.
"Elder Chen said...uh..."
The beggar had just opened his mouth, but his chest was already in pain, and a long knife was pierced through his chest from the back.
With a muffled snort, his head drooped.
"Frame others, disturb order, deserve to be killed!"
The owner of the long knife, the leader of the law enforcers, glared at the beggar's body, and shouted in a dignified manner.
Although the onlookers were taken aback by this sudden change, as soon as the leader of the law enforcers finished speaking, some smart people immediately applauded.
"it is good!"
"Master is wise!"
"My lord is mighty!"
"Good job, my lord..."
"Clap clap clap..."
As if a magic box had been opened, the other onlookers also reacted one after another, clapping and applauding one by one.
A murder case suddenly turned into a celebration party.
As for how many people are sincere, how many people are sycophants, and how many people are purely because of "following the crowd", only God knows!
In the pursuit of everyone, the leader of the law enforcers smiled again.
Stepping on the shoulder of the beggar's corpse, he unhurriedly drew out the blood-stained long knife.
Immediately, one of the law enforcement officers held a white handkerchief in both hands.
The leader of the law enforcers held up a bloody long knife, wiped it gently, and put his head close to Jiangnan's ear provocatively, and said in a low voice:
"Don't be complacent, it was just an appetizer just now. As long as you are still in Yangzhou City, I have at least a hundred ways to kill you!"
Jiang Nan's expression changed.
Suddenly, he took two steps back, groaned, covered his mouth and nose with his hands, and said with disgust on his face:
"My lord, has no one told you that your mouth stinks?"
The expression of the leader of the law enforcers froze suddenly.
"Hey! After eating something that shouldn't be eaten, please remember to rinse your mouth!"
Jiangnan dialect earnestly warned.
Someone in the field couldn't help laughing, and burst out laughing "puchi".
I don't know if the laughter is contagious, or if everyone knows that the law does not punish the public, other melon-eating people around also laughed.
"Hahaha……"
(End of this chapter)
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