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Chapter 122 Want to laugh at me to death and inherit my money?
Chapter 122 Want to laugh at me to death and inherit my money?
As the sun set, the soldiers boarded the military vehicles and started their return journey.
On the military vehicle, the squad leader Tao Yi looked at the six artists: "How do you feel now?"
Wu Gang leaned on the car and dozed off, and couldn't help saying, "It's just sleepy!"
At his age, he didn't sleep much last night, and today's training intensity is not low. At this time, he can hardly keep his eyes open!
"Wang Shugen, what about you?"
Class [-] leader Tao Yi looked at Wang Shugen.
"I feel that I am panicked and nervous. In the process of replacing the canisters, I was in the same group as Zhanyou Cai. He had already replaced them for me. I hadn't started screwing him yet. As a result, I panicked and filtered the canisters. The canister fell to the ground!
It's a lot of pressure, even more stressful than losing my own! "
Wang Shugen couldn't help saying when he heard the words.
In the live broadcast room, netizens said: "Cai Kun is under a lot of pressure! Look at his expression!"
"Yes! I remember that time, Cai Kun ran out of the tent and lay on the ground for a long time, tears and snot all came out!"
"However, Cai Kun also let Wang Shugen experience it once, the two of them, who is with whom!"
"Hahaha!"
"Now I understand why Squad Leader Tao separated the two of them! Don't harm others!"
At this time, Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun again and asked, "Cai Kun, how do you feel?"
"I, I just feel that it is not easy to persevere in this training this year!"
Cai Kun thought for a while and said.
This is his sincere words, and being in a group with Wang Shugen who likes to lose chains, in the biochemistry room, that is really a kind of torture!
"Yes! This is the same as what our company commander said, it is persistence! Being able to persevere and challenge yourself is a kind of victory!"
Tao Yi smiled and nodded.
"Today's people, compared to yesterday, have a little more military flavor!"
Afterwards, Tao Yi looked at Wu Jing, Lin Yi and Zhang Han again: "Where are you three?"
"I feel, okay! Keep learning and keep improving!"
Lin Yi thought for a while and said.
Tao Yi nodded. For Lin Yi, the difficulty of this subject was indeed not that great. Except for the first time, he never made any mistakes later on.
Wu Jing also said: "I have a very perverted partner, I am under a lot of pressure! However, this is also the motivation for me to improve!"
Obviously, he was talking about Lin Yi.
Zhang Han glanced at Wu Gang and said, "Me too! When I think that Teacher Wu Gang is a round older than me, and he can still persist like this, I feel very guilty!"
"Okay! The conclusion is over! At your age, someone should have heard an old song, right?"
Tao Yi looked at the six artists.
"Squad leader, if you say your name, I may have heard of it!"
Hearing it was an old song, Wu Gang said immediately.
"It's the song "Return from Target Shooting"!"
Tao Yi said with a smile.
"Oh! Not only have I heard it, but I can also sing it!"
Wu Gang said with a smile.
"We've heard that too!"
Zhang Han and Cai Kun said together.
"When we were studying and in military training, the instructor asked us to sing!"
"Okay! Let's sing this song now, who will give one?"
Tao Yi looked at the three of them.
"Let me get up!"
Wu Gang said with a smile.
"At sunset, Xishan Hongxiafei, the soldiers hit targets and return to the camp..."
The rest of the soldiers immediately sang along: "Back to the camp, the red flowers on the chest reflect the colorful clouds..."
Seeing this scene, netizens in the live broadcast room posted barrage: "Another day of training is over!"
"At night, the six artists still have to stand guard?"
"We'll be on rotation from now on! However, I believe that with yesterday's lesson, they won't fall asleep and drop their guns again!"
Soon, at night, everyone finished their dinner.
"Ouch!"
Cai Kun suddenly took off his shoes, broke off his feet, and cried out.
"What's wrong with you?"
Wu Gang on the side asked.
"I have a blister on my foot, it hurts so much!"
Cai Kun pointed to his feet and said.
Lin Yi turned his head and looked, sure enough, there was a bulging blister on Cai Kun's foot.
He also has a lot of these blisters on his feet recently, and they are all formed and worn out. This process is very tormenting, but it is also very tough.
Fortunately, Lin Yi added points to his self-healing ability before. His healing ability is much faster than ordinary people, and he healed quickly.
"Didn't you buy that little wing? Why is there no pad?"
Zhang Han asked puzzledly.
"Aren't I worried that I have to clean up my backpack after I'm in the company? I didn't even dare to take it!"
Cai Kun said with a blushing face.
Obviously, he remembered that when he first entered the barracks, Squad Leader Shi dug out a lot of things from his backpack that the barracks couldn't use.
At the time, there were yoga mats, and all kinds of cosmetics, and it became a joke in the class.
In order to prevent history from repeating itself, Cai Kun deliberately did not bring some things here this time.
How could he have imagined that when he went down to the company, the new squad leader didn't check his backpack at all!
"All right!"
Zhang Han nodded.
He didn't think of it at the time.
So, Zhang Han took out the package from his backpack, took out two pieces, and handed them to Cai Kun: "Kun! You save some money, ah! The landlord's house has no food left!"
"Thank you! Brother Han!"
Cai Kun accepted it happily.
However, he still said with a frowning face: "How do you do this thing? It hurts me all day!"
"This is a blister! It's made by grinding, if you can release the water inside, it will be fine soon!"
On the side, Wang Shugen said.
"It's not a problem! In the past, I practiced martial arts in Shaolin Temple, and I don't know how many blisters came out of it!"
"To break it?"
When Cai Kun heard this, he looked at Wang Shugen in surprise.
The main reason is that Wang Shugen has always been unreliable, and he doesn't trust him very much.
At this time, class deputy Lei Ze came over.
He looked at the blisters on Cai Kun's feet and said, "It's so neat!"
With that said, Lei Ze took out the Maza from under his bed and put it in front of Cai Kun: "Come on! Put your feet up!"
"Deputy Squad Leader Lei, what are you doing?"
Cai Kun looked at Lei Ze worriedly.
"I'll do a minor operation for you! It's very fast! It's done in one go!"
Lei Ze said very calmly.
"It's not a problem! We get blisters all the time, we're used to it!"
"All right!"
Hearing the deputy's affirmation, Cai Kun put his feet on the ponytail.
At this time, Lei Ze returned to his cabinet, and soon found a sewing box.
"Deputy Lei Ban, what are you doing?"
Seeing that Lei Ze had already started taking the needle, Cai Kun panicked.
"Wang Shugen, go and cover Cai Kun's eyes, it's pure if you don't see it!"
Lei Ze ordered Wang Shugen.
"Good Le!"
Wang Shugen immediately came behind Cai Kun and covered his eyes with his hands.
Then, he said: "Zhanyou Cai, from now on, I will be your eyes, are you moved?"
"Hahaha! It should be because I dare not move! If you move around, the needle will stick to other good meat, and it will be even more tragic!"
In the live broadcast room, netizens laughed when they saw this scene.
"However, to be honest, this blister really doesn't hurt when it's punctured!"
"Haha! After piercing, it hurts even more!"
At this time, Lei Ze had already taken out an embroidery needle. He disinfected it with alcohol first, then squatted down, looked at the blisters on Cai Kun's feet, and quickly pricked it with a needle.
Then, he said, "It's over! Wang Shugen, let go of his eyes!"
"Is it really over?"
Cai Kun was somewhat skeptical.
He opened his eyes and looked up at his feet.
Sure enough, at this moment, a needle was inserted into it.
"Is it just acupuncture in Chinese medicine?"
Aside, Zhang Han asked curiously.
"Zhang Han, have you read too many novels?"
Lei Ze looked at Zhang Han like a fool.
Zhang Han couldn't help but hit a haha when he heard the words.
Seeing Zhang Han's expression, netizens were all happy.
"Hahaha! Brother Han may really read too many novels!"
"It's written like this in the novel, what kind of miracle medicine will go down the mountain, either as a bodyguard or as a married woman."
"These protagonists, the most commonly used is the Twelve Needles of Xuanmen, the life-threatening flying needle, which can both kill and save people."
"Even if life is hanging by a thread, if a needle sticks in, it will be healed soon!"
"Hey! If the mouth is crooked, it will be more in place! When Deputy Lei Ban gave the needle just now, I was really afraid that his mouth would be crooked all of a sudden!"
"Hahaha! Upstairs, you want to laugh at me to death, so that you can inherit my money?"
Lei Ze was still worried when he saw Cai Kun, so he said, "You pull out the needle yourself, and then the tissue fluid inside will flow out!"
"okay!"
Cai Kun immediately followed suit.
Soon, he pulled out the needle, and sure enough, a transparent liquid flowed out of the blister, and the blister quickly collapsed.
At this time, the squad leader Tao Yi came back.
In his hand, there was an extra folder. Obviously, he just went to a meeting.
Tao Yi took out his Maza and ordered: "Sit in a row!"
"Yes!"
The soldiers responded immediately.
Lei Ze immediately said to Cai Kun: "Zhanyou Cai, kick!"
Cai Kun immediately took his foot away, and Lei Ze took Maza away.
Soon, the soldiers immediately sat in a row.
And Cai Kun, in a panic, quickly put on his shoes, walked over, and sat down.
As soon as his feet hit the ground, he felt a more piercing pain than before.
Because Cai Kun didn't pay attention when he put on his shoes just now, the punctured blisters and skin were worn away!
"I was deceived!"
This idea came to Cai Kun's mind.
"Cai Kun, what the hell are you calling?"
Class monitor Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun.
"Report! No!"
"Sit down if you don't! Don't move around!"
Tao Yi scolded.
"Yes!"
Cai Kun sat upright.
"Today, our theme is criticism and self-criticism! Cai Kun, start with you!"
Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun.
"Ah I?"
Cai Kun heard the words, endured the pain, and stood up a little depressed.
"What? You have an opinion on me? OK! You can criticize me too!"
Tao Yi stared at Cai Kun.
"Report! No!"
Cai Kun replied immediately.
"At this moment, you are the class monitor. You don't need to call for a report. In our class, including me, you can criticize! Come, sit next to me!"
Tao Yi said.
Netizens couldn't help laughing when they saw this scene.
"666! Cai Kun has obtained a short-term squad leader experience card!"
"In a short period of time, I can exercise the privilege of the squad leader!"
"However, it's easy to offend people! After all, this experience card will expire soon!"
"okay!"
Hearing that there was still such a good thing, Cai Kun immediately lifted the mat, limped, and sat next to Tao Yi.
Then, he glanced at Lei Ze, the deputy squad leader: "First of all, I want to criticize our squad deputy, Comrade Lei Ze!"
"critisize me?"
Lei Ze was a little unconvinced immediately.
"Yes! The first person I criticize is you!"
Cai Kun nodded vigorously.
"Tell me, why are you criticizing him!"
Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun.
"Deputy Lei Ban just told me that it doesn't hurt at all, in fact, it still hurts!"
Cai Kun couldn't help but said.
"Okay! Deputy squad leader, explain yourself now!"
Tao Yi said to Lei Ze.
"Report! I did this for the good of Comrade Cai Kun! This is called long-term pain is worse than short-term pain!"
Razer said loudly.
"Next, let's talk about the second one, the person you want to criticize!"
Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun again.
Hearing Tao Yi's words, Cai Kun looked at Wang Shugen and said loudly, "Wang Shugen, the second person I want to criticize is you!"
Wang Shugen immediately looked at Cai Kun.
"Tell me why you criticize Comrade Wang Shugen!"
Tao Yi reminded.
"Wang Shugen, you are slower than me in reciting words! You are too slow! With you here, you rank second to last in this respect, and no one can rank last!"
Cai Kun stared at Wang Shugen and said.
Apparently, he was very dissatisfied with Wang Shugen who had just aided the evildoers and blindfolded him.
"Hahaha!"
In the live broadcast room, the audience suddenly laughed.
"Cai Kun pierced Wang Shugen's heart with a needle!"
"Return the needle crit!"
"What about the others? Who else do you want to criticize?"
Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun.
"there is none left!"
Cai Kun looked at the other people, no grudges in the past, no grudges in recent days.
Netizens laughed.
"Hahaha! This is Cai Kun's grievance game!"
"I feel that the arm still can't twist the thigh, and the others, he can't do it!"
With that said, Cai Kun wanted to move the stool and sit back.
Tao Yi went to point to the corner: "You, sit in the corner!"
"Ah? Squad leader, what's the reason for this? You brought Qiu Hou to settle accounts? Isn't this fishing law enforcement?"
Cai Kun was dumbfounded.
"No! Your criticism has no smell of gunpowder! It does not create room for others to improve!"
Tao Yi shook his head.
"All right!"
Hearing this, Cai Kun had no choice but to obediently carry the Maza and sit in the corner.
"Zhang Han, it's your turn now!"
Tao Yi looked at Zhang Han.
Hearing this, Zhang Han immediately sat down beside Tao Yi with a Maza in his hand.
In an instant, his temperament changed, and he looked straight at Wang Shugen: "Comrade Wang Shugen!"
"To!"
Wang Shugen responded loudly.
"The persimmons are so soft!"
Seeing this scene, netizens felt unfair for Wang Shugen.
Everyone else looked at Zhang Han, wanting to know what he was going to criticize Wang Shugen for.
"You snore in your sleep!"
Zhang Han stared at Wang Shugen and said.
"Me? Do I snore when I sleep? Why don't I know?"
Wang Shugen said incredulously.
"Because you fell asleep!"
Said Cai Kun who was sitting in the corner.
Wu Gang nodded when he heard the words: "You fell asleep on your own, completely disregarding other people's feelings!"
"Comrade Wang Shugen, Zhang Han's acting monitor is right! You are indeed snoring when you are sleeping!"
Wu Jing also seconded.
Lin Yi nodded, Wang Shugen did indeed snore while sleeping, and the sound was still loud!
"Well! Not bad! This criticism has been widely recognized by everyone and is very valuable! As a comrade-in-arms, I want to make such a valuable criticism!"
Tao Yi nodded in relief.
Obviously, he was also tortured by Wang Shugen's snoring!
"Yes! I accept criticism!"
When Wang Shugen saw that everyone was pointing at him, he immediately admitted it with a correct attitude.
The audience began to post barrage comments.
"Brother Shu's attitude of admitting his mistakes is still very correct!"
"Wang Shugen: Hahaha! I admit it, but I won't change! Are you angry? Are you angry?"
"That's right! I admitted my mistake when I was awake, but when I fell asleep, I couldn't control my snoring!"
"Okay! Let's start criticizing the second one!"
Tao Yi looked at Zhang Han.
Zhang Han shifted his gaze to Cai Kun in the corner, and said, "Cai Kun, get ready for push-ups!"
"What?"
When Cai Kun heard this, his face was full of bewilderment.
Then, he looked at Tao Yi: "Squad leader, can this still happen? He abused his power!"
"Now, he is the monitor!!"
Tao Yi said fairly and justly.
"I didn't even use it just now!"
Cai Kun was heartbroken.
Then, he looked at Tao Yi: "Squad leader, I also want to punish him for doing push-ups!"
"No! You have the right to use it, and it will become invalid after the expiration date!"
Tao Yi shook his head.
"Okay! I admit it!"
Cai Kun stared at Zhang Han fiercely, and then began to do push-ups.
However, he had a sore foot, so he turned his foot up to do it.
"Ouch! Not bad! Comrade Cai Kun can already do push-ups on one leg!"
Seeing this, Zhang Han began to comment.
"Hahaha! This is called Jinkun independence!"
Netizens were also amused by Cai Kun's actions.
Soon, Cai Kun finished 10 push-ups with one foot and sat down.
"Any more?"
Tao Yi looked at Zhang Han.
Zhang Han glanced at the remaining three people and immediately shook his head.
"Hahaha! I can't afford to offend the remaining three!"
Seeing the same choice of Zhang Han and Cai Kun, the audience was happy.
"Next, Wu Gang!"
Tao Yi looked at Wu Gang.
Upon hearing this, Wu Gang immediately sat down beside Tao Yi with his horse in his hand.
He glanced among several artists and stopped on Wang Shugen.
"Goose! Goose! Another attack on our tree brother!"
Seeing this scene, netizens understood.
As soon as one starts to criticize, one must first attack Wang Shugen.
Wu Gang said with a serious face: "Comrade Wang Shugen, your memory is not good! Why do you look like an old man? The more you use your brain, the better you need to use it. For example, you usually recite Tang poetry and Song poetry!"
"Report! I can't read!"
Wang Shugen heard the words and said sincerely.
Hearing his words, netizens couldn't help asking in the live broadcast room.
"Is it fake? Wang Shugen is an entertainer, so he can't read?"
"Here, what he said is still true! Wang Shugen is an elementary school culture!"
"To tell you the truth, Wang Shugen is quite sincere! In the entertainment industry, he is not the only one with low culture! In the past, there were quite a few people who got on the show and misunderstood the words!"
"There was once a female celebrity who posted a Weibo post, but she couldn't understand it, and the words didn't convey the meaning, which made the brains of the melon-eaters ache!"
Hearing Wang Shugen's words, Wu Gang was also stunned for a moment.
Next, he didn't know how to criticize!
So, Wu Gang said: "Okay! Now, let me criticize myself! After I came to the barracks, I found that my body couldn't keep up. So, I started to lower my requirements on myself and didn't seek to improve myself. It’s good to pass the first time! My bad behavior is not worth learning from everyone! It’s over!”
"Okay! Next, Comrade Wang Shugen!"
Tao Yi looked at Wang Shugen.
Hearing Tao Yi's words, the audience in the live broadcast room cheered up.
They all wanted to know, when it was Wang Shugen's turn, who would he criticize?
After all, whether it was Cai Kun, Zhang Han, or Wu Gang, they caught him and criticized him as soon as they came up.
After Wang Shugen sat next to Tao Yi with a horse tie in his hand, he glanced around, then stared at a veteran and said, "First, I want to criticize this old squad leader!"
"What?"
Several other artists were stunned.
They didn't expect that when Wang Shugen came up, he didn't want to take revenge, but to attack a veteran!
And the veteran was also stunned for a moment, this melon, did he eat himself?
Ask for a monthly pass!
(End of this chapter)
As the sun set, the soldiers boarded the military vehicles and started their return journey.
On the military vehicle, the squad leader Tao Yi looked at the six artists: "How do you feel now?"
Wu Gang leaned on the car and dozed off, and couldn't help saying, "It's just sleepy!"
At his age, he didn't sleep much last night, and today's training intensity is not low. At this time, he can hardly keep his eyes open!
"Wang Shugen, what about you?"
Class [-] leader Tao Yi looked at Wang Shugen.
"I feel that I am panicked and nervous. In the process of replacing the canisters, I was in the same group as Zhanyou Cai. He had already replaced them for me. I hadn't started screwing him yet. As a result, I panicked and filtered the canisters. The canister fell to the ground!
It's a lot of pressure, even more stressful than losing my own! "
Wang Shugen couldn't help saying when he heard the words.
In the live broadcast room, netizens said: "Cai Kun is under a lot of pressure! Look at his expression!"
"Yes! I remember that time, Cai Kun ran out of the tent and lay on the ground for a long time, tears and snot all came out!"
"However, Cai Kun also let Wang Shugen experience it once, the two of them, who is with whom!"
"Hahaha!"
"Now I understand why Squad Leader Tao separated the two of them! Don't harm others!"
At this time, Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun again and asked, "Cai Kun, how do you feel?"
"I, I just feel that it is not easy to persevere in this training this year!"
Cai Kun thought for a while and said.
This is his sincere words, and being in a group with Wang Shugen who likes to lose chains, in the biochemistry room, that is really a kind of torture!
"Yes! This is the same as what our company commander said, it is persistence! Being able to persevere and challenge yourself is a kind of victory!"
Tao Yi smiled and nodded.
"Today's people, compared to yesterday, have a little more military flavor!"
Afterwards, Tao Yi looked at Wu Jing, Lin Yi and Zhang Han again: "Where are you three?"
"I feel, okay! Keep learning and keep improving!"
Lin Yi thought for a while and said.
Tao Yi nodded. For Lin Yi, the difficulty of this subject was indeed not that great. Except for the first time, he never made any mistakes later on.
Wu Jing also said: "I have a very perverted partner, I am under a lot of pressure! However, this is also the motivation for me to improve!"
Obviously, he was talking about Lin Yi.
Zhang Han glanced at Wu Gang and said, "Me too! When I think that Teacher Wu Gang is a round older than me, and he can still persist like this, I feel very guilty!"
"Okay! The conclusion is over! At your age, someone should have heard an old song, right?"
Tao Yi looked at the six artists.
"Squad leader, if you say your name, I may have heard of it!"
Hearing it was an old song, Wu Gang said immediately.
"It's the song "Return from Target Shooting"!"
Tao Yi said with a smile.
"Oh! Not only have I heard it, but I can also sing it!"
Wu Gang said with a smile.
"We've heard that too!"
Zhang Han and Cai Kun said together.
"When we were studying and in military training, the instructor asked us to sing!"
"Okay! Let's sing this song now, who will give one?"
Tao Yi looked at the three of them.
"Let me get up!"
Wu Gang said with a smile.
"At sunset, Xishan Hongxiafei, the soldiers hit targets and return to the camp..."
The rest of the soldiers immediately sang along: "Back to the camp, the red flowers on the chest reflect the colorful clouds..."
Seeing this scene, netizens in the live broadcast room posted barrage: "Another day of training is over!"
"At night, the six artists still have to stand guard?"
"We'll be on rotation from now on! However, I believe that with yesterday's lesson, they won't fall asleep and drop their guns again!"
Soon, at night, everyone finished their dinner.
"Ouch!"
Cai Kun suddenly took off his shoes, broke off his feet, and cried out.
"What's wrong with you?"
Wu Gang on the side asked.
"I have a blister on my foot, it hurts so much!"
Cai Kun pointed to his feet and said.
Lin Yi turned his head and looked, sure enough, there was a bulging blister on Cai Kun's foot.
He also has a lot of these blisters on his feet recently, and they are all formed and worn out. This process is very tormenting, but it is also very tough.
Fortunately, Lin Yi added points to his self-healing ability before. His healing ability is much faster than ordinary people, and he healed quickly.
"Didn't you buy that little wing? Why is there no pad?"
Zhang Han asked puzzledly.
"Aren't I worried that I have to clean up my backpack after I'm in the company? I didn't even dare to take it!"
Cai Kun said with a blushing face.
Obviously, he remembered that when he first entered the barracks, Squad Leader Shi dug out a lot of things from his backpack that the barracks couldn't use.
At the time, there were yoga mats, and all kinds of cosmetics, and it became a joke in the class.
In order to prevent history from repeating itself, Cai Kun deliberately did not bring some things here this time.
How could he have imagined that when he went down to the company, the new squad leader didn't check his backpack at all!
"All right!"
Zhang Han nodded.
He didn't think of it at the time.
So, Zhang Han took out the package from his backpack, took out two pieces, and handed them to Cai Kun: "Kun! You save some money, ah! The landlord's house has no food left!"
"Thank you! Brother Han!"
Cai Kun accepted it happily.
However, he still said with a frowning face: "How do you do this thing? It hurts me all day!"
"This is a blister! It's made by grinding, if you can release the water inside, it will be fine soon!"
On the side, Wang Shugen said.
"It's not a problem! In the past, I practiced martial arts in Shaolin Temple, and I don't know how many blisters came out of it!"
"To break it?"
When Cai Kun heard this, he looked at Wang Shugen in surprise.
The main reason is that Wang Shugen has always been unreliable, and he doesn't trust him very much.
At this time, class deputy Lei Ze came over.
He looked at the blisters on Cai Kun's feet and said, "It's so neat!"
With that said, Lei Ze took out the Maza from under his bed and put it in front of Cai Kun: "Come on! Put your feet up!"
"Deputy Squad Leader Lei, what are you doing?"
Cai Kun looked at Lei Ze worriedly.
"I'll do a minor operation for you! It's very fast! It's done in one go!"
Lei Ze said very calmly.
"It's not a problem! We get blisters all the time, we're used to it!"
"All right!"
Hearing the deputy's affirmation, Cai Kun put his feet on the ponytail.
At this time, Lei Ze returned to his cabinet, and soon found a sewing box.
"Deputy Lei Ban, what are you doing?"
Seeing that Lei Ze had already started taking the needle, Cai Kun panicked.
"Wang Shugen, go and cover Cai Kun's eyes, it's pure if you don't see it!"
Lei Ze ordered Wang Shugen.
"Good Le!"
Wang Shugen immediately came behind Cai Kun and covered his eyes with his hands.
Then, he said: "Zhanyou Cai, from now on, I will be your eyes, are you moved?"
"Hahaha! It should be because I dare not move! If you move around, the needle will stick to other good meat, and it will be even more tragic!"
In the live broadcast room, netizens laughed when they saw this scene.
"However, to be honest, this blister really doesn't hurt when it's punctured!"
"Haha! After piercing, it hurts even more!"
At this time, Lei Ze had already taken out an embroidery needle. He disinfected it with alcohol first, then squatted down, looked at the blisters on Cai Kun's feet, and quickly pricked it with a needle.
Then, he said, "It's over! Wang Shugen, let go of his eyes!"
"Is it really over?"
Cai Kun was somewhat skeptical.
He opened his eyes and looked up at his feet.
Sure enough, at this moment, a needle was inserted into it.
"Is it just acupuncture in Chinese medicine?"
Aside, Zhang Han asked curiously.
"Zhang Han, have you read too many novels?"
Lei Ze looked at Zhang Han like a fool.
Zhang Han couldn't help but hit a haha when he heard the words.
Seeing Zhang Han's expression, netizens were all happy.
"Hahaha! Brother Han may really read too many novels!"
"It's written like this in the novel, what kind of miracle medicine will go down the mountain, either as a bodyguard or as a married woman."
"These protagonists, the most commonly used is the Twelve Needles of Xuanmen, the life-threatening flying needle, which can both kill and save people."
"Even if life is hanging by a thread, if a needle sticks in, it will be healed soon!"
"Hey! If the mouth is crooked, it will be more in place! When Deputy Lei Ban gave the needle just now, I was really afraid that his mouth would be crooked all of a sudden!"
"Hahaha! Upstairs, you want to laugh at me to death, so that you can inherit my money?"
Lei Ze was still worried when he saw Cai Kun, so he said, "You pull out the needle yourself, and then the tissue fluid inside will flow out!"
"okay!"
Cai Kun immediately followed suit.
Soon, he pulled out the needle, and sure enough, a transparent liquid flowed out of the blister, and the blister quickly collapsed.
At this time, the squad leader Tao Yi came back.
In his hand, there was an extra folder. Obviously, he just went to a meeting.
Tao Yi took out his Maza and ordered: "Sit in a row!"
"Yes!"
The soldiers responded immediately.
Lei Ze immediately said to Cai Kun: "Zhanyou Cai, kick!"
Cai Kun immediately took his foot away, and Lei Ze took Maza away.
Soon, the soldiers immediately sat in a row.
And Cai Kun, in a panic, quickly put on his shoes, walked over, and sat down.
As soon as his feet hit the ground, he felt a more piercing pain than before.
Because Cai Kun didn't pay attention when he put on his shoes just now, the punctured blisters and skin were worn away!
"I was deceived!"
This idea came to Cai Kun's mind.
"Cai Kun, what the hell are you calling?"
Class monitor Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun.
"Report! No!"
"Sit down if you don't! Don't move around!"
Tao Yi scolded.
"Yes!"
Cai Kun sat upright.
"Today, our theme is criticism and self-criticism! Cai Kun, start with you!"
Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun.
"Ah I?"
Cai Kun heard the words, endured the pain, and stood up a little depressed.
"What? You have an opinion on me? OK! You can criticize me too!"
Tao Yi stared at Cai Kun.
"Report! No!"
Cai Kun replied immediately.
"At this moment, you are the class monitor. You don't need to call for a report. In our class, including me, you can criticize! Come, sit next to me!"
Tao Yi said.
Netizens couldn't help laughing when they saw this scene.
"666! Cai Kun has obtained a short-term squad leader experience card!"
"In a short period of time, I can exercise the privilege of the squad leader!"
"However, it's easy to offend people! After all, this experience card will expire soon!"
"okay!"
Hearing that there was still such a good thing, Cai Kun immediately lifted the mat, limped, and sat next to Tao Yi.
Then, he glanced at Lei Ze, the deputy squad leader: "First of all, I want to criticize our squad deputy, Comrade Lei Ze!"
"critisize me?"
Lei Ze was a little unconvinced immediately.
"Yes! The first person I criticize is you!"
Cai Kun nodded vigorously.
"Tell me, why are you criticizing him!"
Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun.
"Deputy Lei Ban just told me that it doesn't hurt at all, in fact, it still hurts!"
Cai Kun couldn't help but said.
"Okay! Deputy squad leader, explain yourself now!"
Tao Yi said to Lei Ze.
"Report! I did this for the good of Comrade Cai Kun! This is called long-term pain is worse than short-term pain!"
Razer said loudly.
"Next, let's talk about the second one, the person you want to criticize!"
Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun again.
Hearing Tao Yi's words, Cai Kun looked at Wang Shugen and said loudly, "Wang Shugen, the second person I want to criticize is you!"
Wang Shugen immediately looked at Cai Kun.
"Tell me why you criticize Comrade Wang Shugen!"
Tao Yi reminded.
"Wang Shugen, you are slower than me in reciting words! You are too slow! With you here, you rank second to last in this respect, and no one can rank last!"
Cai Kun stared at Wang Shugen and said.
Apparently, he was very dissatisfied with Wang Shugen who had just aided the evildoers and blindfolded him.
"Hahaha!"
In the live broadcast room, the audience suddenly laughed.
"Cai Kun pierced Wang Shugen's heart with a needle!"
"Return the needle crit!"
"What about the others? Who else do you want to criticize?"
Tao Yi looked at Cai Kun.
"there is none left!"
Cai Kun looked at the other people, no grudges in the past, no grudges in recent days.
Netizens laughed.
"Hahaha! This is Cai Kun's grievance game!"
"I feel that the arm still can't twist the thigh, and the others, he can't do it!"
With that said, Cai Kun wanted to move the stool and sit back.
Tao Yi went to point to the corner: "You, sit in the corner!"
"Ah? Squad leader, what's the reason for this? You brought Qiu Hou to settle accounts? Isn't this fishing law enforcement?"
Cai Kun was dumbfounded.
"No! Your criticism has no smell of gunpowder! It does not create room for others to improve!"
Tao Yi shook his head.
"All right!"
Hearing this, Cai Kun had no choice but to obediently carry the Maza and sit in the corner.
"Zhang Han, it's your turn now!"
Tao Yi looked at Zhang Han.
Hearing this, Zhang Han immediately sat down beside Tao Yi with a Maza in his hand.
In an instant, his temperament changed, and he looked straight at Wang Shugen: "Comrade Wang Shugen!"
"To!"
Wang Shugen responded loudly.
"The persimmons are so soft!"
Seeing this scene, netizens felt unfair for Wang Shugen.
Everyone else looked at Zhang Han, wanting to know what he was going to criticize Wang Shugen for.
"You snore in your sleep!"
Zhang Han stared at Wang Shugen and said.
"Me? Do I snore when I sleep? Why don't I know?"
Wang Shugen said incredulously.
"Because you fell asleep!"
Said Cai Kun who was sitting in the corner.
Wu Gang nodded when he heard the words: "You fell asleep on your own, completely disregarding other people's feelings!"
"Comrade Wang Shugen, Zhang Han's acting monitor is right! You are indeed snoring when you are sleeping!"
Wu Jing also seconded.
Lin Yi nodded, Wang Shugen did indeed snore while sleeping, and the sound was still loud!
"Well! Not bad! This criticism has been widely recognized by everyone and is very valuable! As a comrade-in-arms, I want to make such a valuable criticism!"
Tao Yi nodded in relief.
Obviously, he was also tortured by Wang Shugen's snoring!
"Yes! I accept criticism!"
When Wang Shugen saw that everyone was pointing at him, he immediately admitted it with a correct attitude.
The audience began to post barrage comments.
"Brother Shu's attitude of admitting his mistakes is still very correct!"
"Wang Shugen: Hahaha! I admit it, but I won't change! Are you angry? Are you angry?"
"That's right! I admitted my mistake when I was awake, but when I fell asleep, I couldn't control my snoring!"
"Okay! Let's start criticizing the second one!"
Tao Yi looked at Zhang Han.
Zhang Han shifted his gaze to Cai Kun in the corner, and said, "Cai Kun, get ready for push-ups!"
"What?"
When Cai Kun heard this, his face was full of bewilderment.
Then, he looked at Tao Yi: "Squad leader, can this still happen? He abused his power!"
"Now, he is the monitor!!"
Tao Yi said fairly and justly.
"I didn't even use it just now!"
Cai Kun was heartbroken.
Then, he looked at Tao Yi: "Squad leader, I also want to punish him for doing push-ups!"
"No! You have the right to use it, and it will become invalid after the expiration date!"
Tao Yi shook his head.
"Okay! I admit it!"
Cai Kun stared at Zhang Han fiercely, and then began to do push-ups.
However, he had a sore foot, so he turned his foot up to do it.
"Ouch! Not bad! Comrade Cai Kun can already do push-ups on one leg!"
Seeing this, Zhang Han began to comment.
"Hahaha! This is called Jinkun independence!"
Netizens were also amused by Cai Kun's actions.
Soon, Cai Kun finished 10 push-ups with one foot and sat down.
"Any more?"
Tao Yi looked at Zhang Han.
Zhang Han glanced at the remaining three people and immediately shook his head.
"Hahaha! I can't afford to offend the remaining three!"
Seeing the same choice of Zhang Han and Cai Kun, the audience was happy.
"Next, Wu Gang!"
Tao Yi looked at Wu Gang.
Upon hearing this, Wu Gang immediately sat down beside Tao Yi with his horse in his hand.
He glanced among several artists and stopped on Wang Shugen.
"Goose! Goose! Another attack on our tree brother!"
Seeing this scene, netizens understood.
As soon as one starts to criticize, one must first attack Wang Shugen.
Wu Gang said with a serious face: "Comrade Wang Shugen, your memory is not good! Why do you look like an old man? The more you use your brain, the better you need to use it. For example, you usually recite Tang poetry and Song poetry!"
"Report! I can't read!"
Wang Shugen heard the words and said sincerely.
Hearing his words, netizens couldn't help asking in the live broadcast room.
"Is it fake? Wang Shugen is an entertainer, so he can't read?"
"Here, what he said is still true! Wang Shugen is an elementary school culture!"
"To tell you the truth, Wang Shugen is quite sincere! In the entertainment industry, he is not the only one with low culture! In the past, there were quite a few people who got on the show and misunderstood the words!"
"There was once a female celebrity who posted a Weibo post, but she couldn't understand it, and the words didn't convey the meaning, which made the brains of the melon-eaters ache!"
Hearing Wang Shugen's words, Wu Gang was also stunned for a moment.
Next, he didn't know how to criticize!
So, Wu Gang said: "Okay! Now, let me criticize myself! After I came to the barracks, I found that my body couldn't keep up. So, I started to lower my requirements on myself and didn't seek to improve myself. It’s good to pass the first time! My bad behavior is not worth learning from everyone! It’s over!”
"Okay! Next, Comrade Wang Shugen!"
Tao Yi looked at Wang Shugen.
Hearing Tao Yi's words, the audience in the live broadcast room cheered up.
They all wanted to know, when it was Wang Shugen's turn, who would he criticize?
After all, whether it was Cai Kun, Zhang Han, or Wu Gang, they caught him and criticized him as soon as they came up.
After Wang Shugen sat next to Tao Yi with a horse tie in his hand, he glanced around, then stared at a veteran and said, "First, I want to criticize this old squad leader!"
"What?"
Several other artists were stunned.
They didn't expect that when Wang Shugen came up, he didn't want to take revenge, but to attack a veteran!
And the veteran was also stunned for a moment, this melon, did he eat himself?
Ask for a monthly pass!
(End of this chapter)
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