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Chapter 31 The famous scene, I can't live with laughter!
Chapter 31 The famous scene, I can't live with laughter!
In the live broadcast room, some netizens sent out bullet screens.
"Cai Kun and Zhang Han's licking skills are the best among them, no one objected?"
"This is truly invincible!"
"I would like to respect the two of them as the patriarchs of dog licking!"
"Big guts! Now that the two of them are in the military camp, how can they still be called licking dogs? Then they should be called military dogs!"
"666! It's because the layout is too small!"
"Zhang Han, Cai Kun, you two, write a [-]-word self-criticism in a while!"
Instructor Zhang Jian said again after seeing the two swallow the spit-out eggs.
"Yes! Instructor!"
Zhang Han and Cai Kun responded loudly immediately.
Instructor Zhang Jian did not let go of the other people in the same dormitory as Zhang Han and Cai Kun.
He looked at the squad leader Shi Guoqiang and said loudly, "Shi Guoqiang!"
"To!"
Shi Guoqiang immediately stopped eating, stood up abruptly, and stood at attention.
"After the training in the morning, take each row to the cooking class to help cook!"
Instructor Zhang Jian gave orders loudly.
"Yes! Comrade instructor!"
Squad leader Shi Guoqiang responded.
Zhang Jian glanced at Lin Yi, and said emphatically: "The comrades in the cooking class have a heavy workload and neglect physical training. Since you bring people to help the cook, let them have a good rest and improve their physical fitness!"
"what?"
Shi Guoqiang couldn't help being taken aback when he heard this.
He thought that the instructor Zhang Jian was blaming the cooking team for not meeting the physical fitness standards, but after thinking about it carefully, under the leadership of Lao Fan, all the soldiers in the cooking team were too fierce.
In last year's assessment, two soldiers from the cooking class won the first and second places in the entire company!
"Ah what! Do as I say! Soldiers are bound to obey orders!"
Instructor Zhang Jian coughed and said solemnly.
Netizens in the live broadcast room saw this scene and immediately reacted.
"Instructor, this is definitely a fake public service!"
"Is the idiom upstairs wrong? The instructor wants to punish the soldiers in the cooking class. It should be public revenge, right?"
"No! Look at the look in his eyes just now, he gave Lin Yi a special look. It's obvious that he wants Lin Yi to work as the chef in the cooking class again!"
"Oh! So that's the case! It seems that the food cooked by Lin Yi is so delicious!"
The netizens in the live broadcast room immediately reacted.
After breakfast, the training ground.
Squad leader Shi Guoqiang stood in front of the queue, and the six artists stood up straight.
After a while, the instructor Zhang Jian came over.
He looked at the six people and nodded slightly: "Not bad! I'm a bit more energetic!"
Netizens who have been watching the live broadcast also nodded.
"Army can indeed transform people! It's only been two days, and I've seen earth-shaking changes from them!"
After two days of training, these six artists have indeed changed a lot compared to when they first came to the barracks.
First of all, number one, stand up straighter.
When they first entered the barracks, the standing posture of the six people was not as standard as it is now.
Moreover, when the instructor was speaking, several people would look around and move around.
"Instructors are more energetic!"
Just as Zhang Jian finished speaking, Wang Shugen shouted abruptly in the queue.
Swish!
Including the instructor Zhang Jian, everyone looked at Wang Shugen in unison.
Wang Shugen looked innocent.
In the live broadcast room, netizens laughed endlessly: "It's hard to laugh!"
"Wang Shugen's operation shocked me!"
"Don't tell me, Wang Shugen's expression is quite cute! From his eyes, I can see clear stupidity!"
"Wrong! That is the light that is not polluted by knowledge!"
"Stupid and stupid!"
"Cough! Wang Shugen, why are you rushing to answer?"
Suppressing a smile, the instructor Zhang Jian asked with the corners of his mouth.
"Report! Comrade instructor! I've read the news. During the military parade, the general chief calls the comrades to work hard, and the next one will follow and call the chief even harder!"
When Wang Shugen heard the words, he immediately straightened his chest and replied loudly.
Instructor Zhang Jian nodded and didn't delve into it.
However, he still emphasized: "Next time, before I ask you, don't talk. When you talk, you must first call for a report!"
"report!"
Wang Shugen shouted immediately.
"speak!"
Instructor Zhang Jian looked at Wang Shugen.
"Instructors are more energetic!"
Wang Shugen puffed out his chest and roared.
"..."
Zhang Jian.
He felt that there was a breath in his chest that he couldn't let go, and he panicked.
Co-author, he didn't listen to what he said just now!
"Wang Shugen, you are very clever!"
The netizens in the live broadcast room were also left speechless.
"I've already recorded the screen! This segment will definitely become Wang Shugen's highlight scene!"
"Famous scene +1!"
"Whether it's true or not, Wang Shugen knows how to play dumb!"
After these two waves of operations, the netizens in the live broadcast room also remembered Wang Shugen.
Originally, Cai Kun and Zhang Han were most familiar to netizens.
Later, Lin Yi began to emerge.
And at this moment, Wang Shugen also has a place!
After adjusting his emotions, the instructor Zhang Jian looked at Cai Kun and Zhang Han in the queue.
"You two, come to the front of the queue and read your self-criticism!"
"Yes!"
Cai Kun and Zhang Han responded.
Zhang Han walked to the front first, picked up the self-criticism he wrote after breakfast, and read it.
"This is a public execution!"
"Ahaha! I made a mistake in school before and was punished to write a self-criticism. I stood in front and read it in front of the whole class!"
"It's too shameful! The toes can dig out the courtyard!"
Seeing Zhang Han blushing and reciting the self-criticism in a stuttering tone, the netizens in the live broadcast room began to complain.
Zhang Jian frowned deeper when he heard this, and then he looked at Zhang Han and shouted: "Zhang Han, tell me, why did you come to be a soldier?"
Zhang Han really wanted to say that he didn't want to be a soldier, but when the words came to his lips, he didn't dare to say it.
He considered it for a while and said, "Report! Because I have loved knives and guns since I was a child, and I heard that the army can shoot targets with live ammunition. I want to experience it!"
"Well! It's still the truth!"
Instructor Zhang Jian nodded slightly upon hearing this.
Then, he looked at Cai Kun again, and shouted: "Cai Kun, tell me, why do you want to be a soldier?"
"Report! Because I think boys are very handsome when they serve as soldiers, and they look like men!"
Facing the instructor's stern gaze, Cai Kun mustered up his courage and said loudly.
"Are you a boy?"
Zhang Jian's gaze was as sharp as a sword's edge, staring into Cai Kun's eyes.
"Look at me! Answer my questions!"
Cai Kun's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately replied loudly: "Yes!"
"No! You're a man!
Instructor Zhang Jian corrected him severely.
"A man should look like a man!"
Seeing this scene, in the live broadcast room, netizens began to post barrage.
"The instructor saw through Cai Kun at a glance!"
"A man should look like a man!"
"I hope that Cai Kun can look like a man after going through this bloody baptism!"
(End of this chapter)
In the live broadcast room, some netizens sent out bullet screens.
"Cai Kun and Zhang Han's licking skills are the best among them, no one objected?"
"This is truly invincible!"
"I would like to respect the two of them as the patriarchs of dog licking!"
"Big guts! Now that the two of them are in the military camp, how can they still be called licking dogs? Then they should be called military dogs!"
"666! It's because the layout is too small!"
"Zhang Han, Cai Kun, you two, write a [-]-word self-criticism in a while!"
Instructor Zhang Jian said again after seeing the two swallow the spit-out eggs.
"Yes! Instructor!"
Zhang Han and Cai Kun responded loudly immediately.
Instructor Zhang Jian did not let go of the other people in the same dormitory as Zhang Han and Cai Kun.
He looked at the squad leader Shi Guoqiang and said loudly, "Shi Guoqiang!"
"To!"
Shi Guoqiang immediately stopped eating, stood up abruptly, and stood at attention.
"After the training in the morning, take each row to the cooking class to help cook!"
Instructor Zhang Jian gave orders loudly.
"Yes! Comrade instructor!"
Squad leader Shi Guoqiang responded.
Zhang Jian glanced at Lin Yi, and said emphatically: "The comrades in the cooking class have a heavy workload and neglect physical training. Since you bring people to help the cook, let them have a good rest and improve their physical fitness!"
"what?"
Shi Guoqiang couldn't help being taken aback when he heard this.
He thought that the instructor Zhang Jian was blaming the cooking team for not meeting the physical fitness standards, but after thinking about it carefully, under the leadership of Lao Fan, all the soldiers in the cooking team were too fierce.
In last year's assessment, two soldiers from the cooking class won the first and second places in the entire company!
"Ah what! Do as I say! Soldiers are bound to obey orders!"
Instructor Zhang Jian coughed and said solemnly.
Netizens in the live broadcast room saw this scene and immediately reacted.
"Instructor, this is definitely a fake public service!"
"Is the idiom upstairs wrong? The instructor wants to punish the soldiers in the cooking class. It should be public revenge, right?"
"No! Look at the look in his eyes just now, he gave Lin Yi a special look. It's obvious that he wants Lin Yi to work as the chef in the cooking class again!"
"Oh! So that's the case! It seems that the food cooked by Lin Yi is so delicious!"
The netizens in the live broadcast room immediately reacted.
After breakfast, the training ground.
Squad leader Shi Guoqiang stood in front of the queue, and the six artists stood up straight.
After a while, the instructor Zhang Jian came over.
He looked at the six people and nodded slightly: "Not bad! I'm a bit more energetic!"
Netizens who have been watching the live broadcast also nodded.
"Army can indeed transform people! It's only been two days, and I've seen earth-shaking changes from them!"
After two days of training, these six artists have indeed changed a lot compared to when they first came to the barracks.
First of all, number one, stand up straighter.
When they first entered the barracks, the standing posture of the six people was not as standard as it is now.
Moreover, when the instructor was speaking, several people would look around and move around.
"Instructors are more energetic!"
Just as Zhang Jian finished speaking, Wang Shugen shouted abruptly in the queue.
Swish!
Including the instructor Zhang Jian, everyone looked at Wang Shugen in unison.
Wang Shugen looked innocent.
In the live broadcast room, netizens laughed endlessly: "It's hard to laugh!"
"Wang Shugen's operation shocked me!"
"Don't tell me, Wang Shugen's expression is quite cute! From his eyes, I can see clear stupidity!"
"Wrong! That is the light that is not polluted by knowledge!"
"Stupid and stupid!"
"Cough! Wang Shugen, why are you rushing to answer?"
Suppressing a smile, the instructor Zhang Jian asked with the corners of his mouth.
"Report! Comrade instructor! I've read the news. During the military parade, the general chief calls the comrades to work hard, and the next one will follow and call the chief even harder!"
When Wang Shugen heard the words, he immediately straightened his chest and replied loudly.
Instructor Zhang Jian nodded and didn't delve into it.
However, he still emphasized: "Next time, before I ask you, don't talk. When you talk, you must first call for a report!"
"report!"
Wang Shugen shouted immediately.
"speak!"
Instructor Zhang Jian looked at Wang Shugen.
"Instructors are more energetic!"
Wang Shugen puffed out his chest and roared.
"..."
Zhang Jian.
He felt that there was a breath in his chest that he couldn't let go, and he panicked.
Co-author, he didn't listen to what he said just now!
"Wang Shugen, you are very clever!"
The netizens in the live broadcast room were also left speechless.
"I've already recorded the screen! This segment will definitely become Wang Shugen's highlight scene!"
"Famous scene +1!"
"Whether it's true or not, Wang Shugen knows how to play dumb!"
After these two waves of operations, the netizens in the live broadcast room also remembered Wang Shugen.
Originally, Cai Kun and Zhang Han were most familiar to netizens.
Later, Lin Yi began to emerge.
And at this moment, Wang Shugen also has a place!
After adjusting his emotions, the instructor Zhang Jian looked at Cai Kun and Zhang Han in the queue.
"You two, come to the front of the queue and read your self-criticism!"
"Yes!"
Cai Kun and Zhang Han responded.
Zhang Han walked to the front first, picked up the self-criticism he wrote after breakfast, and read it.
"This is a public execution!"
"Ahaha! I made a mistake in school before and was punished to write a self-criticism. I stood in front and read it in front of the whole class!"
"It's too shameful! The toes can dig out the courtyard!"
Seeing Zhang Han blushing and reciting the self-criticism in a stuttering tone, the netizens in the live broadcast room began to complain.
Zhang Jian frowned deeper when he heard this, and then he looked at Zhang Han and shouted: "Zhang Han, tell me, why did you come to be a soldier?"
Zhang Han really wanted to say that he didn't want to be a soldier, but when the words came to his lips, he didn't dare to say it.
He considered it for a while and said, "Report! Because I have loved knives and guns since I was a child, and I heard that the army can shoot targets with live ammunition. I want to experience it!"
"Well! It's still the truth!"
Instructor Zhang Jian nodded slightly upon hearing this.
Then, he looked at Cai Kun again, and shouted: "Cai Kun, tell me, why do you want to be a soldier?"
"Report! Because I think boys are very handsome when they serve as soldiers, and they look like men!"
Facing the instructor's stern gaze, Cai Kun mustered up his courage and said loudly.
"Are you a boy?"
Zhang Jian's gaze was as sharp as a sword's edge, staring into Cai Kun's eyes.
"Look at me! Answer my questions!"
Cai Kun's heart skipped a beat, and he immediately replied loudly: "Yes!"
"No! You're a man!
Instructor Zhang Jian corrected him severely.
"A man should look like a man!"
Seeing this scene, in the live broadcast room, netizens began to post barrage.
"The instructor saw through Cai Kun at a glance!"
"A man should look like a man!"
"I hope that Cai Kun can look like a man after going through this bloody baptism!"
(End of this chapter)
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