The back of the ghost was exposed on the show, you call this little fresh meat

Chapter 35

"Zhanyou Wang, are you okay?"

Hearing the movement in the pigsty, Wang Xiaomao immediately asked.

"It's okay! I'm okay! The tank didn't sit on it, and the feeling of riding a pig is not bad!"

Wang Shugen said with a smile.

"Zhanyou Wang, don't just play around, you're just digging shit!"

Wang Xiaomao was worried that the pigs he had worked so hard to raise would be tossed and weighed by Wang Shugen, so he immediately reminded him.

"it is good!"

Only then did Wang Shugen jump off the pig's back.

"I have to say, Wang Shugen is very adaptable!"

Seeing Wang Shugen's performance in the pigsty, netizens in the live broadcast room sighed.

"I would like to designate Wang Shugen as a general who raises pigs!"

"Holding a nine-toothed rake, the white-haired pig king under his crotch, majestic and majestic!"

After a while, netizens found a funny-looking picture from the screenshots and started making emoticons.

The live camera turns back to the kitchen.

Fan Xiang, the cooking squad leader, began to inspect the work of the recruits.

When he came to Zhang Han and Cai Kun, he frowned: "It's been so long, how many potatoes have you planed?"

Zhang Han and Cai Kun had mixed feelings in their hearts when they heard the words.

They haven't done this job before, so naturally they can't do it fast.

However, this cannot be said directly.

So, the two said loudly: "Report! Squad leader, let's speed up immediately!"

"No need! It seems that the two of you are not suitable for peeling potatoes. This is a mistake in my work arrangement!"

Fan Xiang, the cooking squad leader, shook his head when he heard this.

Hearing his words, both Cai Kun and Zhang Han breathed a sigh of relief.

This cooking squad leader is much easier to talk to than Shi Guoqiang, the first squad leader.

However, Fan Xiang changed the subject: "In this case, I will arrange for the two of you to go to the pigsty to help Wang Shugen pick up manure!"

"Huh? Picking shit?"

Zhang Han and Cai Kun's expressions changed upon hearing the words of the cooking squad leader Fan Xiang.

Fan Xiang's face was serious: "What? You two are not satisfied with my work arrangement?"

"Report! No!"

Cai Kun and Zhang Han immediately responded loudly when they heard the words.

At this time, even if you are really dissatisfied, it is impossible to say it out of your mouth.

"Fuck! Fan Xiang, the cooking squad leader, is really a talent!"

"Arranged Cai Kun and Zhang Han to pick up manure?"

"You read the pinyin of the monitor, Fan (fan) Xiang (xiang)..."

"Damn it! So it's Xiang Xiang?"

In the live broadcast room, netizens saw this scene and posted bullet screens one after another.

"What's wrong with picking shit? Can't celebrities pick shit?"

Some people also sent barrage questions.

"The farmer uncle can pick, and this star can also pick!"

After assigning Cai Kun and Zhang Hanfa to pick manure, Fan Xiang said to Wu Jing: "Comrade Wu Jing, arrange for you to dig potatoes by yourself, can you do it?"

"Report! Yes!"

Wu Jing heard the words and immediately replied.

He was worried that the cooking squad leader would make him do more outrageous things.

Soon, the live broadcast camera turned to the pigsty again.

A soldier from the cooking class brought Cai Kun and Zhang Han here.

"Wang Xiaomao, these two were arranged by Squad Leader Fan to help you pick up the dung!"

"The squad leader is so understanding!"

When Wang Xiaomao heard this, he immediately beamed with joy.

Usually, he does these dirty jobs, but he doesn't complain secretly.

So Wang Xiaomao immediately took out two shoulder poles and four dustpans.

He enthusiastically handed the tools to Zhang Han and Cai Kun: "Come on! Zhanyou Zhang, Zhanyou Cai, this is your tool!"

"Yes!"

Zhang Han and Cai Kun took the tools.

They followed Wang Xiaomao to the pigsty, and as soon as they approached, they smelled an unpleasant stench coming from inside.

Normally, Zhang Han and Cai Kun would have avoided it long ago.

But at this moment, they can only walk in holding their noses.

"Wang Zhanyou, how is the excrement?"

Wang Xiaomao asked outside the pigsty.

"It's done!"

Wang Shugen heard the words and said immediately.

"Come on! This is a dustpan, grab the pig manure in it!"

Wang Xiaomao immediately handed in the dustpan in Zhang Han's hand.

"okay!"

Wang Shugen responded loudly.

After a while, he had already filled a dustpan.

Wang Xiaomao quickly picked it up and replaced it with another one.

"Is this a pig?"

Cai Kun looked curiously at the pigsty. Inside, there was a big fat pig with white hair.

Wang Xiaomao was a little surprised when he heard this: "Have you never seen a pig before?"

Cai Kun was a little embarrassed when he heard this: "I've never seen a live one!"

"Not to mention Zhang Han, even I have never seen a live pig!"

In the live broadcast room, some netizens immediately posted barrage.

"Indeed, living in the city since childhood, many people have only seen pork, not live pigs!"

"Now it's not 'I haven't eaten pork, I haven't seen a pig run', but 'I haven't seen a pig run, I haven't eaten pork'."

"That's what this show is about!"

And Wang Xiaomao has already put the shoulder pole on well, and motioned to Cai Kun: "Zhanyou Cai, come, pick up the dung! First bend down, put your shoulders on the shoulder pole, and then get up!"

"it is good!"

Although Cai Kun felt that the pig manure was dirty, he didn't run away.

He bent down and put the pole on his shoulders as Wang Xiaomao taught.

"Ouch! Ouch!"

Just as Cai Kun straightened his waist to carry the pig manure, when he came out of the pigsty, he suddenly exclaimed.

Because, when he put the pole on his shoulders and straightened his waist, the dustpan immediately swayed from side to side.

After a while, a lot of pig manure was stained on his trouser legs.

On the side, Zhang Han couldn't dodge in time, and was hit into his arms by a handful of pig manure, and sat on the ground directly.

His clothes were full of pig manure, which stinks, and some of it splashed on his handsome face.

"Fuck!"

Seeing this scene, the netizens in the live broadcast room were happy again.

"This is called four limbs not working hard! He is so tall and big, he can't even pick a piece of shit!"

"Zhanyou Cai, hold onto one side of the shoulder pole and keep your balance...

Seeing this, Wang Xiaomao immediately gave instructions.

He could tell that this Cai Kun was different from Wang Shugen in the pigsty.

I'm afraid I have never done farm work.

When Cai Kun heard this, he immediately followed Wang Xiaomao's instructions. Sure enough, the two dustpans were balanced and stopped swaying around.

"Zhanyou Cai, pick the pig manure into the vegetable garden, and I will teach you how to fertilize in a while!"

Wang Xiaomao arranged.

"Yes!"

Cai Kun picked up the pig manure and walked crookedly towards the outside.

"Cai Kun is not stable!"

In the live broadcast room, netizens saw Cai Kun walking with dung on his shoulders, and started posting barrage.

"This scene reminds me of the picture of Cai Kun stepping down to dribble!"

Wang Xiaomao looked at Zhang Han again: "Zhanyou Zhang, are you injured?"

Hearing this, Zhang Han patted the pig dung on his body, his stomach was churning, but he still said, "Report! No!"

"Okay! Then it's your turn! You pay attention to my explanation..."

A kind smile appeared on Wang Xiaomao's face.

After a while, Zhang Han also carried a load of pig manure and walked outside.

He had never done this job before, and when he walked, he staggered like Cai Kun.

Seeing this scene, netizens lamented: "This fully demonstrates the importance of a skill. Look at Lin Yi, who works as a chef in the kitchen, and the three of them are assigned to pick dung!"

"Cai Kun, Zhang Han, Wang Shugen, this is the formation of the excrement group!"

(End of this chapter)