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Chapter 44 Cai Kun was stung by a hornet and turned into a pig's head
"Lin Yi, Wu Jing, now I will teach you how to maintain your health..."

Fan Xiang is very satisfied with Lin Yi's skills.

However, at this moment, the live broadcast was cut in seconds!
"Hey! Program crew, what are you doing? I want to watch the cooking squad leader teach Lin Yi and Wu Jing how to keep healthy!"

Seeing that the live broadcast camera was turned away, the netizens in the live broadcast room immediately quit.

Because, they had seen Fan Xiang, the cooking squad leader, be amazing before.

Holding a brick in his hand, he snapped it and it broke!

If you learn this, it will be really hot in Thai pants!

Seeing that netizens expressed dissatisfaction in the live broadcast room, the host He Ling immediately came out.

He explained: "Friends in the audience, it's not that we are self-preserving. You heard it just now. Squad leader Fan's health-preserving skills are not the magical skills in martial arts novels. It takes 30 years of practice to achieve the effect of splitting bricks. You are Even if you practice it, it won't help much. Why don't you go to the construction site to split bricks?
The most important point is that without a master to teach this skill, it is easy to get distracted!It is very harmful to the body! "

It turned out that the program team was worried that the netizens would follow suit and have problems, so they turned away from the camera.

In fact, as the director of Nanhu Satellite TV, Liang Dao has been exposed to a lot of martial arts, and he has some martial arts skills in his body, so he naturally knows the risks of practicing martial arts.

Hearing He Ling's explanation, the protesting netizens stopped.

Indeed, it took 30 years of practice to reach the level of splitting bricks. How many people can persevere?
Even if you practice successfully, it's useless. Usually, you don't dare to make a move at all, and you will be punished and handcuffed if you make a move.

Let you go to the ring. After 30 years of training, you are getting old again. You have never practiced confrontation, and you can't beat professional boxers.

There is no lack of this kind of martial artist on Douyin. They usually hit bricks and rattle fiercely. When they get into the ring, they can't even beat a retired professional boxer.

After He Ling explained, he hid the window again.

At this time, Zhang Han, Cai Kun, Wang Shugen, Wu Gang, and Wang Xiaomao appeared in the live broadcast.

They have come to a forest.

"Didn't you say it's good to cut pigweed? How does it look like going up a mountain to cut firewood?"

Seeing the surrounding environment, some netizens asked puzzledly in the live broadcast room.

"Have you noticed? There is a banana tree in front of you. I guess this is what Xiaomao, the pig raising soldier, is aiming for!"

There are a lot of people online in the live broadcast room, and there are people from all walks of life. A knowledgeable person will post barrage explanations.

"Can banana trees feed pigs?"

"Of course! My family runs a pig farm, and I often cut banana leaves to feed the pigs!"

The netizen who replied before continued to explain.

"Zhanyou Wang, how long will it take for us to reach our destination?"

Cai Kun was walking on a rugged mountain road, surrounded by bushes, and his trouser legs were covered with plant seeds. He couldn't help asking.

"Here it is! Look! These banana trees are our goal!"

Wang Xiaomao said with a smile.

"Yes! My hometown is in the countryside, and there is a banana tree planted behind the house. When there is a drought, I cut off the branches and leaves of the banana tree to feed the pigs!"

Wang Shugen heard the words and said in agreement.

"There are five of us here, so it's enough to cut two back!"

Wang Xiaomao observed it and said.

"Okay! Leave the tree-cutting job to me!"

Before everyone could speak, Zhang Han volunteered to speak.

"Okay! I'll give you the sickle!"

Wang Xiaomao handed Zhang Han the sickle he was carrying, and he was very happy.

Zhang Han took the knife, fiddled with it, and ran over excitedly.

"Zhanyou Zhang, be careful!"

Cai Kun glanced at Zhang Han and couldn't help reminding him.

After a while, Zhang Han came under a banana tree. He looked at the branches and leaves above, and they were still a little tall.

So, Zhang Han put the sickle on his belt, hugged the banana tree with both hands, and climbed up.

Hiss!

The dry leaves on the banana tree were pulled down immediately, but Zhang Han didn't climb up at all.

"Fuck! Zhang Han wants to climb a banana tree? What do you think!"

Seeing this scene, the netizens in the live broadcast room all started laughing.

"I also climbed a banana tree when I was a child. Not to mention that this banana tree is very smooth, even if I climbed it, it couldn't bear his weight!"

Seeing this, Wang Xiaomao immediately said: "Zhanyou Zhang, don't climb up, you can cut it directly, this trunk is very brittle!"

"Oh!"

Hearing this, Zhang Han immediately took out the sickle.

He pointed at the trunk of the banana tree and clicked twice.

Sure enough, the banana tree fell down.

Buzz!

Suddenly, Wang Shugen's expression changed: "There are wasps! There are wasps on the banana tree!"

Sure enough, a lot of wasps swarmed out from the fallen banana tree!

It turned out that there was a hornet's nest hanging on the plantain leaf!

"Fuck!"

Seeing this scene, the netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't help but swear.

"This guy, isn't he too unlucky?"

"Cut a banana tree, and there is a swarm of wasps on it?"

Seeing this, Zhang Han immediately turned around and ran away.

Seeing this situation, Cai Kun also started to run.

Seeing this, Wang Xiaomao immediately exclaimed: "Don't run! Cover your head with clothes first!"

pity!

When Wang Xiaomao reminded them, it was already too late. Zhang Han and Cai Kun had already attracted more than a dozen hornets to chase after them.

After a while, the screams of the two resounded through the live broadcast room!
"Hiss! Hearing this scream, I knew that Zhang Han and Cai Kun were miserable!"

"I have a deep understanding! When I was in my hometown, I was stung by a wasp. It was so painful that my scalp was about to explode. That feeling was so sour!"

"It's okay! This hornet's nest is not big, there are only a dozen of them in total, otherwise, they will be miserable, and their lives may be in danger!"

While some people are watching the joke, some people feel lucky.

"Quick! Rescue Zhang Han and Cai Kun!"

Wang Xiaomao immediately ran after him.

After a while, the live camera caught up with the two of them.

"It hurts! I hurt so much!"

The corners of Cai Kun's eyes, forehead, and face were all stung. At this moment, they were already red and swollen.

It looks very funny.

Zhang Han got closer, and the sting was even worse. His eyes were swollen into panda eyes, and his whole body became fatter!

"Quick! Send, send, we, we, let's go to the doctor, the hospital, it's late, it's too late!"

Zhang Han said with full of desire to survive.

"Don't worry! I have experience with this!"

Wang Xiaomao saw the appearance of the two of them and said.

He immediately looked for it in the grass by the roadside.

After a while, Wang Xiaomao had pulled up some wild vegetables.

In the live broadcast room, there are also medical talents who recognize these wild vegetables when they see them.

"That's purslane!"

"Purslane is the most common traditional Chinese medicine on the roadside. It has tenacious vitality, so it is also the best first-aid medicine to find after being stung by a wasp.

The juice of purslane is acidic, which can detoxify the toxin left by the wasp sting. Pick fresh purslane, wash it and apply its juice on the affected part after the wasp sting to relieve the injury. "

"There are also fresh dandelion and Viola chinensis, both of which are traditional Chinese medicines for clearing heat and detoxifying. After washing and mashing them, apply them externally around the wound, which can relieve heat and relieve pain!"

Wang Xiaomao was very calm, found a stone slab, and crushed the Chinese medicine he found on the spot.

Then, let Zhang Han and Cai Kun deal with it.

After a while, the two were relieved of their injuries from being stung by the wasp.

Seeing this scene, both Wang Shugen and Wu Gang breathed a sigh of relief.

But Cai Kun and Zhang Han are very amazing: "Zhanyou Wang, how do you know so much?"

"This is all necessary knowledge for survival in the wild, and you will learn it in the future!"

Wang Xiaomao smiled faintly.

"Damn it! Even the cooking soldiers of the reconnaissance company know so much?"

In the live broadcast room, netizens all exclaimed.

Wang Xiaomao said proudly: "This wasp is a trivial matter, even if it is bitten by a snake, I can still find herbal medicine to heal it!"

"Snakes? Are there any more snakes?"

When Cai Kun heard this, he suddenly became frightened.

He is most afraid of things like snakes, if they jump out suddenly, they can scare a person to death!

Netizens in the live broadcast room posted bullet screens one after another: "Wang Xiaomao, don't set the flag, otherwise, the snake will really come out in a while!"

(End of this chapter)