Selling pineapples live, but you are eyeing my farm tools?
Chapter 145 Prepare to cross the catastrophe and ascend!
Chapter 145 Prepare to cross the catastrophe and ascend!
"Typhoons are a complete threat to us humans. We should make all typhoons disappear in the depths of the ocean, and we must not allow typhoons to approach human habitation areas!"
"If you agree, please give me a like!"
At first, the people at the East China Sea Meteorological Center thought the reporter was playing tricks, but they saw this sentence.
They jumped up in anger.
Especially the team leader of this operation.
He specializes in typhoons.
I devoted my whole life to meteorology, and then I suddenly met a fool and denied my whole life!
The old man blew his beard and stared in anger.
Looking around, I found that I couldn't find anything that could be used, and I was hundreds of kilometers away from this guy.
I can only get angry in the air!
First, the cameraman who was shooting was pushed aside, then pointed at the big screen and cursed:
"This kind of person can still be a reporter? Where did he slip through the net?"
"I think my dogs are smarter than this man!"
"And the following people, still agree? MD, I can understand that the butt is crooked, but at least it has to be crooked!"
Seeing that the boss would continue to scold, Zhang Yang came over to smooth things over.
"Okay! Calm down! Let's see what to do with so much rain!"
After straightening out the big guy's temper, he took out the task given by his superiors.
[At the request of the Kamata Fire Protection Association, a typhoon was transported to their country to help put out the wildfires. 】
The team leader looked down at the task list.
Then he raised his head to look at Zhang Yang again.
The text on it is very simple, there are no special words, and there are no special short sentences.
and so……
"Are you sure you're not joking?"
"I don't know if they're joking, but that's what it says above!"
Zhang Yang touched his nose in embarrassment.
To be honest, he has never been able to figure out what those white people think.
"From the center of the typhoon to Kamata, the journey is more than [-] kilometers, and several areas need to be crossed along the way!"
"The meteorological conditions in these areas are complex! How can this be done?"
"Also! Do you want to ask Professor Mo Yu first, if his storm platform can support such a long communication control distance!"
"But the most important thing is America!"
"But since the higher-ups have given the task, then there should be no need to worry about safety issues, or they have other considerations."
"You'd better ask Professor Mo Yu!"
After listening to the old team leader's words, Zhang Yang nodded slightly in agreement.
"Then I'll ask first?"
"Go! We're trying to control some of the smaller cumulonimbus clouds and send them inland!"
……
Maritime Province.
Mo Yu was sitting in front of the stove in the kitchen with a chicken nest on his head, carefully handling the grill in front of him.
A chicken is dressed on a shelf.
Chicken of two and a half years, loves music and hangs out on the basketball court.
Then it became Mo Wen's ghost under the knife, and finally spread the sauce, and enjoyed this very heart-warming baking service.
The live broadcast mobile phone was set up next to it, and the camera was aimed at the grilled chicken.
Every time the grill is turned, a drop of grease drips out.
The sticky grease fell into the charcoal fire, stirring up bits of dust.
"Come on! Audience friends! Our roast chicken is about to be finished! Friends in need, you can come to Hai Province! I invite you to eat roast chicken!"
"Look! This secret sauce! The baked insoles are delicious!"
Showing off the grilled chicken in his hand, Mo Yu gently tore off a piece and stuffed it into his mouth.
raw!
"Nonsence!"
——"Boss, I have a suggestion for you. You should go to the laboratory obediently. This kind of human fireworks is not suitable for you!"
——"What's this called? This is called a place that warms people with hundreds of turns and thousands of turns, and it is the lamp of thousands of families in the world! This is called a breath of life!"
——"What did the great poet Li Bai say? When it's over, take off your clothes and hide your achievements and fame!"
——"Speaking of which, where are the friends along the coast? Come out for a walk!"
——"1, currently alive, sweeping the rainwater at home!"
—— "2, I'm repairing the tiles, it's leaking!"
——"Get ready to sail out to see the loss of the fishing raft!"
——"Prepare to cross the catastrophe and ascend!"
——"Didn't the typhoon shrink?"
——"It's small, but not all small. A lot of water vapor carried by the typhoon is still there, so we need to pay attention to flood control!"
—— "The latest news, the Kamata Fire Protection Association issued an announcement requesting the use of typhoons to fight fires! Here is the link!"
——"Extinguish the fire? When did Kamata burn again?"
——"Again? Have their fires been extinguished?"
Looking at the link of the live broadcast room, Mo Yu curiously entered.
It contains domestic news, forwarded.
I looked at the unit that released the news.
It’s okay, and there’s a bit of authenticity, unlike some news, which adds a twittering music, and then treats it as a brand new news.
"I didn't pay attention at the time, I just wanted to take pictures for fun, but I didn't expect it to become popular!"
Or just a piece of news with no beginning and no end, and it can't even be called news.
It can only be called a joke.
However, although most of the jokes are more embarrassing, they all have a beginning and an end.
[The Kamata Fire Protection Association issued a request, requesting Longguo to use typhoon control equipment to carry the typhoon to extinguish the wildfires in Kamata. ]
[Longguo is discussing. ]
The news is very short, but adhering to the habit of the past, the less the text, the bigger the matter, this should be true!
?
Where's America?At this moment of life and death, when you can show off your majesty, don't you stop it?
He took out another mobile phone and was about to search for relevant news when a message from Zhang Yang came over.
"What is the control distance of this device?"
"Controlled by satellites, those three in the sky!"
OK.jpg
Seeing these short words, Mo Yu became numb.
Is this for real?
Connecting this incident back and forth, Mo Yu opened the chat group and found weather enthusiasts.
"@冰风恋爱, brother, are you doing it again?"
news.jpg
Ten seconds later, the group quarreled again.
"Kamada? Wildfire? This is so normal!"
"Their mountain fires are all allowed to go out by themselves!"
"But this time, the weather was a bit abnormal, and it didn't rain, so it kept burning!"
"As for why America doesn't make a sound, you can look at this!"
Hell Joke.jpg
A very clear photo.
On the red brick wall, hung a promotional poster for the game called What Return From Hell.
Then, in a wider field of view, there is a dim yellow sky, and some black ash can still be seen falling.
"?"
Weather enthusiasts: "In previous years, after the wildfires in Kamata burned, they would travel to the other side of the Atlantic Ocean with the westerly wind!"
"But this year, in the east of America, a very large cold vortex appeared!"
"This cold vortex is like an exhaust fan, sucking up the smoke and dust from Kamata, and then exhausting it to the whole of America!"
"The PM2.5 value in some places in America has reached [-]."
"And, to five hundred is because the highest is only five hundred!"
"America's fire rescue team went to Kamata a few days ago, but there is no progress!"
"Thinking of using a typhoon to put out the fire is probably a crazy idea!"
"I don't know how the Homeland Defense Agency will think about it!"
(End of this chapter)
"Typhoons are a complete threat to us humans. We should make all typhoons disappear in the depths of the ocean, and we must not allow typhoons to approach human habitation areas!"
"If you agree, please give me a like!"
At first, the people at the East China Sea Meteorological Center thought the reporter was playing tricks, but they saw this sentence.
They jumped up in anger.
Especially the team leader of this operation.
He specializes in typhoons.
I devoted my whole life to meteorology, and then I suddenly met a fool and denied my whole life!
The old man blew his beard and stared in anger.
Looking around, I found that I couldn't find anything that could be used, and I was hundreds of kilometers away from this guy.
I can only get angry in the air!
First, the cameraman who was shooting was pushed aside, then pointed at the big screen and cursed:
"This kind of person can still be a reporter? Where did he slip through the net?"
"I think my dogs are smarter than this man!"
"And the following people, still agree? MD, I can understand that the butt is crooked, but at least it has to be crooked!"
Seeing that the boss would continue to scold, Zhang Yang came over to smooth things over.
"Okay! Calm down! Let's see what to do with so much rain!"
After straightening out the big guy's temper, he took out the task given by his superiors.
[At the request of the Kamata Fire Protection Association, a typhoon was transported to their country to help put out the wildfires. 】
The team leader looked down at the task list.
Then he raised his head to look at Zhang Yang again.
The text on it is very simple, there are no special words, and there are no special short sentences.
and so……
"Are you sure you're not joking?"
"I don't know if they're joking, but that's what it says above!"
Zhang Yang touched his nose in embarrassment.
To be honest, he has never been able to figure out what those white people think.
"From the center of the typhoon to Kamata, the journey is more than [-] kilometers, and several areas need to be crossed along the way!"
"The meteorological conditions in these areas are complex! How can this be done?"
"Also! Do you want to ask Professor Mo Yu first, if his storm platform can support such a long communication control distance!"
"But the most important thing is America!"
"But since the higher-ups have given the task, then there should be no need to worry about safety issues, or they have other considerations."
"You'd better ask Professor Mo Yu!"
After listening to the old team leader's words, Zhang Yang nodded slightly in agreement.
"Then I'll ask first?"
"Go! We're trying to control some of the smaller cumulonimbus clouds and send them inland!"
……
Maritime Province.
Mo Yu was sitting in front of the stove in the kitchen with a chicken nest on his head, carefully handling the grill in front of him.
A chicken is dressed on a shelf.
Chicken of two and a half years, loves music and hangs out on the basketball court.
Then it became Mo Wen's ghost under the knife, and finally spread the sauce, and enjoyed this very heart-warming baking service.
The live broadcast mobile phone was set up next to it, and the camera was aimed at the grilled chicken.
Every time the grill is turned, a drop of grease drips out.
The sticky grease fell into the charcoal fire, stirring up bits of dust.
"Come on! Audience friends! Our roast chicken is about to be finished! Friends in need, you can come to Hai Province! I invite you to eat roast chicken!"
"Look! This secret sauce! The baked insoles are delicious!"
Showing off the grilled chicken in his hand, Mo Yu gently tore off a piece and stuffed it into his mouth.
raw!
"Nonsence!"
——"Boss, I have a suggestion for you. You should go to the laboratory obediently. This kind of human fireworks is not suitable for you!"
——"What's this called? This is called a place that warms people with hundreds of turns and thousands of turns, and it is the lamp of thousands of families in the world! This is called a breath of life!"
——"What did the great poet Li Bai say? When it's over, take off your clothes and hide your achievements and fame!"
——"Speaking of which, where are the friends along the coast? Come out for a walk!"
——"1, currently alive, sweeping the rainwater at home!"
—— "2, I'm repairing the tiles, it's leaking!"
——"Get ready to sail out to see the loss of the fishing raft!"
——"Prepare to cross the catastrophe and ascend!"
——"Didn't the typhoon shrink?"
——"It's small, but not all small. A lot of water vapor carried by the typhoon is still there, so we need to pay attention to flood control!"
—— "The latest news, the Kamata Fire Protection Association issued an announcement requesting the use of typhoons to fight fires! Here is the link!"
——"Extinguish the fire? When did Kamata burn again?"
——"Again? Have their fires been extinguished?"
Looking at the link of the live broadcast room, Mo Yu curiously entered.
It contains domestic news, forwarded.
I looked at the unit that released the news.
It’s okay, and there’s a bit of authenticity, unlike some news, which adds a twittering music, and then treats it as a brand new news.
"I didn't pay attention at the time, I just wanted to take pictures for fun, but I didn't expect it to become popular!"
Or just a piece of news with no beginning and no end, and it can't even be called news.
It can only be called a joke.
However, although most of the jokes are more embarrassing, they all have a beginning and an end.
[The Kamata Fire Protection Association issued a request, requesting Longguo to use typhoon control equipment to carry the typhoon to extinguish the wildfires in Kamata. ]
[Longguo is discussing. ]
The news is very short, but adhering to the habit of the past, the less the text, the bigger the matter, this should be true!
?
Where's America?At this moment of life and death, when you can show off your majesty, don't you stop it?
He took out another mobile phone and was about to search for relevant news when a message from Zhang Yang came over.
"What is the control distance of this device?"
"Controlled by satellites, those three in the sky!"
OK.jpg
Seeing these short words, Mo Yu became numb.
Is this for real?
Connecting this incident back and forth, Mo Yu opened the chat group and found weather enthusiasts.
"@冰风恋爱, brother, are you doing it again?"
news.jpg
Ten seconds later, the group quarreled again.
"Kamada? Wildfire? This is so normal!"
"Their mountain fires are all allowed to go out by themselves!"
"But this time, the weather was a bit abnormal, and it didn't rain, so it kept burning!"
"As for why America doesn't make a sound, you can look at this!"
Hell Joke.jpg
A very clear photo.
On the red brick wall, hung a promotional poster for the game called What Return From Hell.
Then, in a wider field of view, there is a dim yellow sky, and some black ash can still be seen falling.
"?"
Weather enthusiasts: "In previous years, after the wildfires in Kamata burned, they would travel to the other side of the Atlantic Ocean with the westerly wind!"
"But this year, in the east of America, a very large cold vortex appeared!"
"This cold vortex is like an exhaust fan, sucking up the smoke and dust from Kamata, and then exhausting it to the whole of America!"
"The PM2.5 value in some places in America has reached [-]."
"And, to five hundred is because the highest is only five hundred!"
"America's fire rescue team went to Kamata a few days ago, but there is no progress!"
"Thinking of using a typhoon to put out the fire is probably a crazy idea!"
"I don't know how the Homeland Defense Agency will think about it!"
(End of this chapter)
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