I went viral when I attended my ex-girlfriend's wedding

Chapter 188 Victory in the First Battle
"You wrote this manuscript, right?"

Zhao Jing was also laughing, but the employee started to complain about the boss's aspect. Without Lin Hao's instruction, she would never believe it.

"Yes."

Lin Hao nodded.

There is nothing to hide.

"I'm curious, where did you get so many funny jokes?" Zhao Jing asked rather puzzled.

Lin Hao looked aloof.

Pointing to his head again.

"Tch, it seems that you are not usually a person who likes to joke. Could it be that you are the sullen type?" Zhao Jing stared at him suspiciously for a while.

"Cough cough."

Lin Hao glared at her and said, "What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Where are you going, I don't have any other intentions, okay? Just take it literally, and I saw it introduced on the Internet before. It refers to a character that is calm on the outside and fanatical on the inside. It looks calm and silent on the outside, but it is actually full of thoughts and ideas. People with connotations." Zhao Jing said.

"You're just talking nice things." Lin Hao was also amused.

"Is it okay to praise you?"

Zhao Jing blinked.

The acting is also quite innocent.

"It's okay to praise me, but I feel that what you said is not the same as what you think." Lin Hao said without thinking to expose her.

"It's not easy to lie to you once."

Zhao Jing pretended to be helpless and sighed.

Take a look at her.

Lin Hao didn't bother to ask.

Most of the rest are not good things to say.

The two are talking here.

Live room.

Zhao Jinglin talked again.

"Speaking of the crematorium, I happened to see a related news recently. I don't know if you have heard about it."

He said as if he just remembered: "It is said that in a certain village, at the funeral of an old man, many strippers were invited to perform."

As he finished asking.

Most of the people in the live broadcast room sent out bullet screens of 'don't know', 'don't know', and 'don't understand'.

But there are also very few people who say they have seen it.

"Anchor, what you're talking about is an incident in Xiangcheng, right? I know this news, it's absolutely ridiculous, and there are children in it."

The long barrage is unique.

"It seems that some netizens know about it, wait a minute, I'll look for it."

In order for everyone to have an intuitive understanding of this news event, Zhao Jinglin also asked the assistant staff next to him to tune out the video.

Because it has been prepared.

So it was released in a few seconds.

I don't know who took it.

The picture is a little blurry.

But it doesn't affect understanding this matter at all.

Viewers in the live broadcast room were forced to watch the news.

Change to normal.

It's time to freak out.

But at the moment it is watching with gusto.

Not just watching.

His hands were not idle either.

"It's really not a thing. Show this to the children at the funeral?"

"Is this a custom or a spoof? Isn't it too absurd?"

"While funerals don't have to be sad, isn't that too much?"

"It's really too much."

"It's just a freak born of low culture."

Everyone was filled with righteous indignation.

The barrage frantically swiped up.

After a while.

Everyone suddenly felt something was wrong.

This is a live broadcast room that focuses on being funny.

Why did the anchor say this?
They seem to have been led astray.

"Ahem, everyone, I have no other meaning."

After the netizens finished venting their emotions, Zhao Jinglin said slowly: "I mainly want to dance a striptease at the old man's funeral. The old man may not be able to lie down on the ground, and maybe he will wake up excitedly. Does that count as saving lives?"

heard.

The audience was collectively speechless.

What we care about is the negative impact.

Co-author, what about the physical condition of the old man who is worried about being buried in the ground?

God damn saving lives.

Are these strippers emotional?
Can bring the dead back to life.

You kid is a talent.

"Anchor, please be a human being, please?"

"Do you dare to take off the hood?"

"I don't know if the old man is excited or not, but I feel that you, the host, are very excited."

"Put your head out and die quickly."

"Should I hire some strippers for you?"

"No, friends, everyone's kindness is appreciated, I don't need it, well, this topic is over, let's talk about other things."

I saw that someone wanted to hire someone for me.

Zhao Jinglin hurriedly shook the dog's head.

And heard him beg for mercy.

Netizens sprayed it for a while before letting it go.

"So, in order to express my sincerity, let me secretly share with you my recent emotional life."

Zhao Jinglin thought for a while and then said: "Speaking of which, I am actually quite special. How should I put it, I only like people who don't like me."

Hear him say that.

The audience in the live broadcast room was immediately shifted their attention.

Only like people who don't like you?
You kid is a little special.

Isn't this uncomfortable?

"But recently, there are too many people who don't like me. I can't like it anymore. I'm almost becoming the king of the sea." Zhao Jinglin said depressedly.

"puff."

I don't like you much.

You don't like it anymore?
Everyone couldn't help laughing.

Do you guys have any misunderstandings about the word Neptune?

Can he be called Neptune?
Are you sure it's not a real licking dog?

Emotional life is truly self-contained.

I'm afraid I'm living in my own dream.

"Don't look at me as Neptune, but I'm actually less confident. You can probably guess a little bit by seeing me wearing this headgear."

Zhao Jinglin continued talking.

I just saw his shamelessness.

Everyone here is too lazy to tear it apart.

But I still believed it when I heard it.

Because if the other party is confident.

There is absolutely no need to wear a helmet at all times.

This sentence is probably his true psychological portrayal.

"But recently, I want to become more confident by improving my image, so I bought some trendy brands in private."

Zhao Jinglin continued in a slow voice: "And when I went, in order to make myself look like I usually consume this brand, I even wore a piece of clothing of this brand, and then went to the store of this brand. The performance was flawless.”

"Not really."

"Anchor, you are too unconfident."

"It's totally unnecessary."

Everyone on the bullet screen expressed their views one after another.

When everyone was done swiping, Zhao Jinglin changed the subject and said, "As a result, I was treated as a clerk the moment I entered this store."

Everyone was startled.

reacted abruptly.

Don't want to laugh.

"puff."

"Being treated as a shop assistant? Started to get sick again, right?"

"Haha, 66666."

"I knew it wasn't that simple."

"It wouldn't be you without a turning point."

Looking at the barrage, Zhao Jinglin said indignantly, "What annoyed me the most was that when I was treated as a shop assistant, other brands' LOGOs were printed on my trousers and shoes. Just you guys wearing two brands of clothes, it gives people the feeling that People mix and match, and when I wear two brands, it’s like, Huh? This person works two jobs, so it’s hard for me to buy clothes to gain confidence.”

The laughter of the crowd never stopped.

Two brands work two jobs?

It turns out that it can be explained in this way.

There is no problem if you think about it carefully.

Absolutely.

You boy is absolutely perfect.

While everyone in the live broadcast room was having fun, they didn't skimp on gifts at all.

The dynamics on the video are dense.

Zhao Jinglin looked at the time and felt that it was about the same time, so he immediately said, "Okay, let's end the broadcast today, and see you next Sunday."

"Don't be an anchor, you continue to talk, where are you going?"

"It's been a while since it's been broadcast, let's go, let's chat for a while, and talk about other things."

"Kobold, don't leave, I will scold you if you leave."

"Go on, let's brush up the gifts."

"Zhao Jinglin, stop for me, do you hear me?"

I heard he was going to download it.

The audience in the anchor room immediately quit.

This is not enough to listen to, people are going to run away.

It's worth it.

Have you paid off your car loan?
Have you paid off your mortgage?
No more money?
"Well, friends who like me, please subscribe in the lower left corner, and there will be a reminder for the next broadcast."

Zhao Jinglin pretended not to see anything and continued: "Then, everyone, see you today, bye."

His voice just fell.

The staff next to him helped him quickly shut down the live broadcast.

The live broadcast room returned to a quiet state.

Zhao Jinglin took a deep breath.

He stood up and took off his headgear.

at this time.

His hair was crushed and deformed.

I don't know when I sweated.

The bangs have all been glued to the forehead.

Although the process of chatting with the audience is much easier than imagined.

But this is not just talking casually.

What should be said at each step? The brain is always in the process of sorting out.

The consumption of energy can be described as quite large.

"Is your throat okay? Let's drink some water first." Seeing his tired face, Sun Xinhan hastily handed him a bottle of mineral water.

"Fortunately."

Zhao Jinglin said.

But it gurgles and dries up all the water.

"Is it enough? Another bottle." Sun Xinhan said.

Zhao Jinglin nodded.

Don't look at blowing a bottle.

It really doesn't quench your thirst.

May be sweating too much.

Before Sun Xinhan could get it again, Yang Ju handed him another bottle, and at the same time punched Sun Xinhan in the chest and said, "Thank you for your hard work today."

Zhao Jinglin smiled and said nothing.

He raised his head and gulped down the water again.

"You performed well, Lao Zhao, and you're already popular with a popularity of over 20 in the next broadcast." At this time, Liu Chunsheng came over and said with a smile.

"so tall?"

Zhao Jinglin didn't pay attention at the last moment.

But when I watched it before, it was only in the early [-]s.

The speed of improvement is quite fast.

"That's right, you'll have to eat big guys some other day." Liu Chunsheng said.

"no problem."

Zhao Jinglin readily agreed.

At this time, I saw that the boss was still at the door.

He hurried over to say hello.

"boss."

"Good performance, I have to applaud you." For Zhao Jinglin's first live broadcast, Lin Hao gave affirmation, so he didn't hesitate to applaud.

He applauds here.

Other employees followed suit.

It made the parties feel a little embarrassed.

"You wrote the manuscript well, so I don't have any credit for it." Zhao Jinglin didn't dare to brag.

"Okay, don't be humble at this time."

Lin Hao said, then looked at the others and said, "Everyone, hurry up and pack up your things, and go home after get off work."

(End of this chapter)