Gongdou?I read files infinitely, crying emperor

Li Pin's heroic words did not come true.

Concubine Lan is often summoned to the imperial court, and there are many holy relatives. If it is said that it was the emperor's whim before, the multiple summons prove that she has registered her name in front of the emperor, and is no longer a symbol of being sent over by the grassland.

Generally, according to the seniority, the emperor will confer together during the Chinese New Year. The reason is very simple and simple-those who promise to be promoted and stay in Jingui, the canonization ceremony will be done together, saving money and trouble.So everyone watched, the position of concubine was vacant, Concubine Xi was a worthless concubine, she fell out of favor before the New Year banquet, and Concubine Lan took the lead, maybe in the new year, there will be another Concubine Lan in the palace!

This time, it was Concubine Wei who couldn't sit still the most.

She has a daughter under her knees, and she has been in the palace for a long time, so she should be the concubine, so what's the matter with Concubine Lan?

"Just like Concubine Xi, she has received a lot of favors, but she can't be born," Wei Concubine said angrily in Yikun Palace, "Looking like a favorite concubine in front of this palace, I am! Pooh! So is Concubine Xi She is an idiot who can only eat and sleep foolishly, and even dig out bird nests with the eldest prince, next year the emperor will send her to the garden, which happens to be next to Huaguo Mountain, and send her back to her hometown."

If she really let a barbarian woman crush her head, Concubine Wei really wanted to hang herself.

And Jiang Guiren is even worse.

She had always coveted the position of concubine, but now that she has been demoted to a nobleman, she still wants to be restored. Concubine Lan wants to be promoted to a higher level, can she be happy?Isn't Xipin very good at fighting for favor?Go stop her in front of the emperor!
Yun Jiao, who was pinned on by Concubine Wei and nobleman Jiang, was thinking about how to make essential oil.

There are various methods of extracting essential oils. The most commonly used method of distillation requires the use of a distillation container, but Yunjiao can't make that container, and he can't even draw a blueprint.At that time, Yunjiao remembered an "infinite monkey theorem", which refers to the belief that mathematicians believe that in probability, even if a monkey is placed in front of a typewriter and randomly taps the keyboard, as long as there are enough trials and errors, it will eventually be able to Create anything, even The Complete Works of Shakespeare.

She has this trial and error capital.

It's just that I can't bear to be this monkey.

In the end, Yun Jiao racked her brains and remembered an ancient extraction method that she had read in novels, called the oil separation method.

"Xueya, go and fetch some camellia petals for me."

There are not many flowers that bloom in winter, and Yunjiao wants to make more varieties. He can only do it after spring: "I will go to the construction office to buy glass panels."

Now that the technology of burning glass is very mature, it is still very easy for the concubine to buy some.

But Xueya felt sad again, and whispered to Gongmei outside: "If it's just a few pieces of glass in the past, why would our master pay for it?"

"If you can buy it with silver taels, life will not be difficult. The master can think about it, so don't worry about it."

"Oh, you have a big heart!"

Not getting Gong Mei's approval, Xue Ya left angrily.

After the glass panels were brought back, Yunjiao painted each layer with oil, and then put camellia petals on top, stacked one by one, and tied them under the sun.

This method is complicated and time-consuming, but the good thing is that what Yun Jiao lacks most is time, she still doesn't do it if it doesn't take time!
Fortunately, Xianfu Palace is full of people.

Otherwise, if she went out to be the lord of the first palace, and the promise to live in often took advantage of others, and she would not be so comfortable if she was accused of extravagance and waste.Concubine Li advocates a diet with less oil and less sugar. There is so much oil in the recipe that she can use it up, so she can use it as she pleases. Yun Jiao drew a cake for her: "When I make the camellia essential oil, I will give you a bottle. It is delicious. gone."

"Okay, I'm waiting."

Li Pin was perfunctory to her.

In fact, Yun Jiao is also trying it for the first time, so he is not sure if it will be successful.

If you fail, try again.

None of the maids and eunuchs in Xianfu Palace knew what Yun Jiao was doing, but under the influence of their master, Xueya and Gongmei gradually began to look forward to it. When the "essential oil" was successfully produced, they would be used for skin care, soaking Bath, to scent the carpet.

She lives her own life and doesn't care about concubines competing for favor.

However, it may be that the New Year's banquet is approaching, and some people feel that they are about to ascend to the sky immediately, so they repeatedly overstep the thunder.

Fruits in winter are rare goods, and the concubine below may not be able to eat them all winter, and the corners of their mouths are blistered due to lack of vitamins.As for the concubines and above, it can only be said that they can get some, and they can't open their mouths and eat, and they won't get it if they go late.When Xueya went to the melon and fruit room of the House of Internal Affairs to get the melons from the hot spring villa, she was pushed back by Dier from Youlanyuan: "My master is going to pick me up today, the emperor loves melons, father-in-law, how much do you share?" Give it to me."

Xue Ya went early, so she was afraid that she wouldn't get it.

As a result, Die Er jumped in line and took away the remaining two plates of melon.

"Everything is said to be first come, first served. Are there no rules here?"

Xue Ya couldn't get angry.

She thought that her master likes to eat sweet melons and fruits, so she deliberately came to the South Fruit Room to wait in advance. It doesn't matter if she is squeezed twice, she is not willing to let her master's expectations fail.

Die Er squinted at her with the end of her eyes, the contempt in her eyes was easily visible, but she still responded to her: "I know that the girl came early, and I also want to line up early, but I can't help but have to accompany my mother to prepare for the pick-up. Please bear with me , It doesn’t matter if we stutter less, we can’t miss the welcome, anyway, Xianfu Palace hasn’t seen the emperor for a while, so let’s eat something else to deal with it!”

Xue Ya is not really a caring person, the palace is not a place to strive for morale, she has always been modest, and only speaks out theories when it is related to the master, but in the end she was pushed so hard that she couldn't say a word.Thinking about why the emperor lacked that plate of melon, it was just a raft for her to show off her favor.

Seeing that she was speechless, Die Er walked away proudly.

The eunuch in Nanguofang didn't want to offend Xianfu Palace, so he gritted his teeth and took out a plate of tangerines: "This is for the servant to honor the Empress Xi, please don't be angry, Master Xi, take it back to Tiantianzui."

Die'er jumped in line in front of him. It was his fault that he failed to prevent the supervision.

But he didn't dare to stop Concubine Lan, who was receiving the favor.

Then admit it yourself.

"Thank you, father-in-law."

Xue Ya managed to pull out a smiling face.

When she went back, she changed the way of saying: "I blame the servant girl for being late and not bringing melons. The servant girl sighed for fear that the master would blame her. The father-in-law even gave me a plate of mandarin oranges. The master has a quick taste of the sweetness."

After peeling the tangerine, the pulp inside was very small, so Yun Jiao ate half of it in one bite.

She showed off a whole plate of tangerines, and asked, "Tell me about what happened in the South Fruit Room."

"My lady..."

Xueya panicked.

"Go ahead."

After Yun Jiao finished eating the mandarins, she went to get some snacks.

Because I thought that I would definitely read the file later, so what I ate at this time was considered zero calories and zero calories, so I simply ate to my heart's content.

Seeing that her master knew everything, Xueya had no choice but to tell the whole story about what happened in Nanguofang. After she finished speaking, she knelt down and admitted her mistake: "Slaves shouldn't hide things from master, I'm just afraid that the empress will feel bad."

After listening, Yun Jiao frowned.

A plate of melon let it go

She was not happy that Xueya was being bullied outside.

"I understand."

Yun Jiao helped her up, and while hugging her, read the files.

The time went back to the time when I had just finished my greetings and returned to Xianfu Palace.

Xue Ya took off the headgear for her, and said with a smile: "It is said that the hot spring villa sent a batch of melons, and the servants will go and fetch them for the master."

"Today I want to pick it up by myself. By the way, lend me your clothes."

Yun Jiao pressed her hand.

"The clothes of the slaves are not worthy of the empress!"

There are rules for dressing in the palace, you can't skip the rank, and you can't deliberately dress poorly to lose the face of the royal family.However, Xue Ya is the big palace maid next to her, and the clothes she usually wears are not bad, and many of the clothes she promises to wear are not as elegant as hers.If Yun Jiao wants to wear it, she can barely do it, but it makes her look poor.

It doesn't matter if you are poor, Yun Jiao is not afraid of being laughed at.

"I just want to wear it, and you comb me the hairstyle you often comb."

"Is the empress going to dress up as a slave?"

The master became playful, and Xueya naturally accompanied her: "Your Majesty is good-looking, and she is stunning in burlap. This servant is going to find you a new one, but let the servant take the melons in Nanguofang! There is a reason for the master to get the melons and fruits, not to mention the servants who are afraid that they will not be able to get them when they arrive late, so they have to queue up in advance, so I will suffer a lot this day."

Yun Jiao refused all of them and insisted on going in person.

Xue Ya had no choice but to agree: "Your Majesty can go, but the servants have to follow, and there is no one around to support them."

"That's fine too! But you have to listen to me, listen carefully..."

Yun Jiao beckoned her to come over, and gave her instructions.

After dressing up, Yun Jiao counted the time and went to the Nanguo room to line up. When the other court ladies saw Empress Xi coming, they saluted and let her go first.Yun Jiao put on a straight face, telling them not to speak up: "I want to experience the fun of queuing up to receive melons, none of you talk too much."

The concubine's words were so powerful that everyone had to calm down.

When Die Er arrived, she turned a blind eye to Luo Luo's long line again, and walked straight to Nan Guofang's place, pushing aside the No.1 maid in line: "My master..."

It was too late to say it, but it was so fast, the "maid" she had just squeezed out of the way fell to the ground and let out a scream that resounded through the sky.

The acting skills are not enough, the volume comes together.

Ashamed to say, Yun Jiao learned this skill from a doctor.

As long as you stay in the hospital long enough, you will always have the chance to see the medical trouble at close range. Yun Jiao saw the uncle howling, "My son died so badly—" he knelt down, and the man behind him said, "Uncle, the one who died is a Before she had time to say her reminder, her doctor slid the shovel first, and then screamed loudly, interrupting the other party's spell reading and interrupting the output cycle of the doctor's alarm. By the time they reacted, the security guards had already arrived.

"It hurts, it hurts too much."

Poor lines, flawed acting: "It seems that Ben Gong's arm is broken."

Butterfly was dumbfounded.

She really just wanted to push people away, and it didn't take much effort!

The maids are all thin, and she is a dancer, she has a little strength, and her weight has not been more than [-] for a long time. How could she squeeze people to the ground and break her arm?Let's play it!

Seeing the face of the woman lying on the ground again, her mind buzzed, thinking something was wrong.

No matter how favored the concubine Lan is, she can't keep a slave who hurt her concubine.

She is finished, completely finished!
Die'er was about to argue, and wanted to say, can't you see that this is a fake?At this moment, Xue Ya who raised the door curtain saw this scene, and was so shocked that the food box fell to the ground, she rushed in desperately, hugged Yun Jiao who was on the ground and cried sadly: "Your Majesty, what's wrong with your Majesty!" Staring at Die'er who was at a loss, she said, "Poisonous woman, you have such a vicious heart, you actually committed an offense and attacked Empress Xi!"

She didn't know Yun Jiao's plan at all, and this expression of true feelings was much more superb than her master's acting skills, and immediately raised the atmosphere to a height it shouldn't have.

Even Die'er doubted herself in amazement, could it be that she had unintentionally practiced Tieshanjiao, and squeezed Xipin into a cripple with a light squeeze?
Yun Jiao rolled her eyes very hard, then closed her eyes and tilted her head back, sticking out her tongue.

"Mother--"

Xueya cried bitterly.

It happened so quickly, the maids at the back couldn't see how the crowd was at all, all she knew was that Die Er, the maid of the Youlan Garden, pushed the Concubine Xi who was in the front with all her strength, and she fell to the ground, and then died. Shout out!
"Oh, it's nothing, send it to the imperial physician." The father-in-law of Nanguofang stomped his feet anxiously. An accident occurred while he was on duty, and he was afraid that he would be implicated.

At this time, Yun Jiao, who was pretending to be unconscious, saved a file.

She wasn't sure who the imperial physician would be and whether she would speak for her.

It doesn't matter, read the file several times, you can always read a perfect development.

"I'm not, I didn't, I just squeezed lightly..."

Die'er was so frightened that she cried, completely losing her previous arrogance.

"Our master doesn't fight or grab, but is anxious to eat melons. What's in the way of you? Do you have to put so much effort on her?"

After Xue Ya finished cursing sharply, she hugged Yun Jiao and cried.

Tears dripped on her cheeks, and she began to worry that the girl was crying too sincerely, and the snot would drip on her body.

Fortunately, before Yun Jiao's worries came true, she was carried to a nearby couch to lie down.

"Doctor Zhang is here!"

This is the queen's man, no.

"Doctor Jiang is here!"

Listening to the surname is the right family member, no.

"Doctor Zhang is here!"

Yun Jiao's fingertips trembled, listening to what he had to say.

Her favor is no longer what it used to be, but Imperial Physician Zhang did not take advantage of her, the two were on the same boat, forgive him for not talking to her.

Doctor Zhang looked around and asked, then frowned: "Hmm..."

Xue Ya was in a hurry: "Don't be yelling at me! What's wrong with your mother! Please, don't be secretive."

"I know Miss Xueya is in a hurry, but don't worry."

Doctor Zhang is suffering.

He didn't mean to be tricky, he was reminiscing what he had learned all his life, racking his brains to figure out how to fabricate serious enough injuries from Xipin, a victim who didn't even have a bruise on his arm.

"Your Majesty is already like this, how can I not be in a hurry!"

Xueya burst into tears.

"You don't understand, just wait for a while." I'm making it up, I'm really making it up.

The imperial physician is a foreigner, so when treating concubines, many people must be present and open the door.

Therefore, it is inconvenient for Imperial Physician Zhang to suggest that Empress Xi concubine should fall to the ground twice to cause injuries.

Trauma can be tested with eyes, so it's not good to lie.

"The waiter will check the pulse of the empress."

Doctor Zhang changed her mind and decided to start with the internal injury, but this time, she really frowned.

this feels...

Why is it a bit like Ximai?