Gongdou?I read files infinitely, crying emperor
Chapter 42 It's Better to Go Crazy and Discourage Others than to Discourage Yourself Internally
There are many things to be busy during the autumn hunting period. The queen bet that the emperor would not take care of Xi Chang, and also bet that he would not embarrass her at this time - she also had to communicate with the Kezha female family on behalf of the Yanchi royal family. Meals are free, and they even occasionally talk on horseback to show their closeness to the people.
After leaving Yun Jiao behind, the queen didn't have time to stare at her.
Mao Mao said with a straight face: "I heard that the young master learned the rules in Chuxiu Palace very well, but don't blame the old slave for his bad words. What he learned in Chuxiu Palace is only the superficiality of the palace rules. After all, there are many young masters in the palace who haven't seen their holy faces for a year or so, so it's fine to get along on the surface of the rules, and now that the young master has received some holy favors, he can't use the previous standards to demand himself."
"Xi is always here!"
Seeing that Yun Jiao was absent-minded, Mammy Mao shouted: "It is a good thing that many people in the palace can't ask for to be taught by the empress. The old slave advises the young master not to be self-confident, but only to ask for pets and flattery. I forgot that there are no rules in the palace, it’s only a small matter to make people laugh, but it’s a big problem to bring the Queen’s empress a reputation for being lax in her rule. The empress is considerate, so she sent the old slave to take care of the young master.”
Mammy Mao's voice was like a bell, and her face was drawn so long that she was very bluffing.
She represents the empress, and she would feel guilty and timid if she changed to someone else, and she endured the pain for several days.
"Then how will the mother take care of me?"
Yun Jiao was not ashamed to ask.
Mammy Mao reported Luo Luochang's tedious tasks, including serving the empress, empress and queen mother.
Yun Jiao asked again: "Then if I can't learn it, will the mother punish me physically?"
"The young master's status is precious, and the old slave can't be punished physically, but it's not good to spread the word, and the empress can put the young master's jade card back after learning the rules well."
For the concubines in the harem, removing the brand and banning their feet are extremely severe punishments.
Some people would rather take two hits than be delisted.
Mammy Mao is indeed not qualified to physically punish the concubine, but she has a plan in mind, and Dingxi is always in the limelight. If she is asked to temporarily withdraw from the ranks of favors, she will definitely not be able to sit still and will be subdued. She had to stand when she was standing, and she had to squat if she was asked to squat down, to vent her anger on behalf of the mother, and in the end she didn't put her sign back.
The one-stop package for forced offline is clearly arranged.
Mammy Mao alone missed a little bit.
"Oh~"
After saving the file, Yun Jiao sat down on the stool: "Say it, Mommy, I'm listening."
"My lord, you have to stand up and learn."
"I don't, I want to sit and study."
"The old slave is now going to teach the master how to walk."
"You teach, I sit and learn."
Yun Jiao was like that ghost hitting a wall, and the logic of killing him did not waver.
"My lord, don't make things difficult for the old slave. The old slave obeys orders. If the errand is not done well, the old slave will suffer when he turns around." Except for a few good-natured ones, the temperament of the old mothers in the palace seems to be a bit strange, and they obviously like to torture people. , but still put on a benevolent face.
"If you don't suffer, then I have to suffer. It's better for Mammy to suffer. I'm still a baby."
Momo Mao stared, and slapped the ruler in her hand on the coffee table next to her, making the wood rattle.
"Even if a three-year-old child enters the palace, he has to abide by the rules of the palace. If Xi Changzai is still so shameless, the old slave can only tell the queen."
"Go ahead and say I'm stupid and can't learn the rules."
Yun Jiao found that the mahogany chair was expensive, but it was uncomfortable to sit on.She changed her posture, resting her legs on the table, throwing her head back, and resting her pillow on the small table behind, the dandy would sigh to herself when she saw it.
Mammy Mao lives for the rules all her life.
Seeing this, her blood was about to flow backwards: "Does Xi Changzai dare to act the same in front of the emperor?"
"The emperor likes my attitude the most."
Yun Jiao raised her chin, as if she was a spoiled concubine.
To put it bluntly, these well-behaved nuns are the best at PUA. After bluffing the master, they demote the master to nothing, so that they can shake off their prestige.Yun Jiao didn't need to think too much, just grasped two key points.
One is that the other party does not have the right to punish him physically.
Second, it was Yun Jiao who deliberately used the aggressive method to try it out - how did Mammy Mao deal with the situation in front of her?She said that if she can't learn the rules well, she has to put up a sign, and she can't serve the emperor!
Yun Jiao admits that Mammy Mao has two talents.
But if she doesn't care whether she can sleep with her, how should the other party respond?
As long as she lay flat and died, no one could threaten her with grace.
"Rather than wasting time here, Xichang, it is better to study hard and go back to serve the emperor as soon as possible." Madam Mao earnestly and kindly tempted.
"I'm learning, you can demonstrate."
Mammy Mao had no choice but to show her how to walk gracefully.
Yun Jiao ate a melon seed: "If you continue to demonstrate, maybe I will be able to."
"The young master should come and try it again, so that the servant can correct the master."
"No, my eyes are learning. You continue to demonstrate. If you don't move, it means that you didn't teach well. If you don't learn well, it's all your fault."
A few words drew Mammy Mao into it.
She stared, feeling that Xi Changzai was not like a concubine in the harem, but like a rebellious prince.
However, Yun Jiao can play tricks, but she can't.
"That servant will demonstrate again, Xi Changzai will take care of it."
"Well, I'm watching."
Mammy Mao demonstrated again, and when she turned her head, she found that Xi Chang was closing her eyes and was about to fall asleep on the spot.
"Hee is always here!!!"
Mammy Mao gave a loud shout.
Xi Changzai, who was lying between the tables and chairs, jumped up suddenly, picked up the cup on the table and threw it on the ground, the tea splashed all over Mammy Mao, and before she could react, she sat back and pretended to wake up: "I Going mad in a good dream, Mammy, be careful."
Can you serve the emperor even if you are insane?
Yun Jiao said with a smile: "When I see the emperor with this disease, I automatically turn into begging in the middle of the night. Please forgive me."
In terms of being lazy, Yun Jiao really has never lost to anyone.
She doesn't care about her manners, every rule is annoying, she has to learn what she should learn in order to survive, but she doesn't want to rush to turn herself into a product of this era, so tiring.If the dream is defined as "it's good to be alive", then every sunrise and sunset is a dream come true.
It was night, and Mammy Mao let people go according to the hour ordered by the queen, and when she returned to her mother to answer her orders, she seemed ten years older.
The queen was surprised: "Why is the mother so haggard?"
"Empress, it's useless to be an old slave!"
Momo Mao knelt down with a howl, and told about today's events one by one.
But Yun Jiao, who had been ill all day, returned to her tent refreshed.
It is said that it is better to go crazy and consume others than to consume oneself internally.
Unexpectedly, it was really enjoyable.
On the other side, after a busy day, Xie Zhixing, who was switching between Keza language and Yanchi dialect on the verge of confusion, also returned to the tent and listened to Yinglu recount what happened to the queen.
He frowned: "The queen still looks like that."
"Nurse Mao has always been mean and unforgiving, the emperor wants to..."
"No, she will come to me if she can't bear it."
After a while, Xie Zhixing was still worried, and ordered the hidden guard: "If the empress can't bear to punish her, please inform me in time."
After leaving Yun Jiao behind, the queen didn't have time to stare at her.
Mao Mao said with a straight face: "I heard that the young master learned the rules in Chuxiu Palace very well, but don't blame the old slave for his bad words. What he learned in Chuxiu Palace is only the superficiality of the palace rules. After all, there are many young masters in the palace who haven't seen their holy faces for a year or so, so it's fine to get along on the surface of the rules, and now that the young master has received some holy favors, he can't use the previous standards to demand himself."
"Xi is always here!"
Seeing that Yun Jiao was absent-minded, Mammy Mao shouted: "It is a good thing that many people in the palace can't ask for to be taught by the empress. The old slave advises the young master not to be self-confident, but only to ask for pets and flattery. I forgot that there are no rules in the palace, it’s only a small matter to make people laugh, but it’s a big problem to bring the Queen’s empress a reputation for being lax in her rule. The empress is considerate, so she sent the old slave to take care of the young master.”
Mammy Mao's voice was like a bell, and her face was drawn so long that she was very bluffing.
She represents the empress, and she would feel guilty and timid if she changed to someone else, and she endured the pain for several days.
"Then how will the mother take care of me?"
Yun Jiao was not ashamed to ask.
Mammy Mao reported Luo Luochang's tedious tasks, including serving the empress, empress and queen mother.
Yun Jiao asked again: "Then if I can't learn it, will the mother punish me physically?"
"The young master's status is precious, and the old slave can't be punished physically, but it's not good to spread the word, and the empress can put the young master's jade card back after learning the rules well."
For the concubines in the harem, removing the brand and banning their feet are extremely severe punishments.
Some people would rather take two hits than be delisted.
Mammy Mao is indeed not qualified to physically punish the concubine, but she has a plan in mind, and Dingxi is always in the limelight. If she is asked to temporarily withdraw from the ranks of favors, she will definitely not be able to sit still and will be subdued. She had to stand when she was standing, and she had to squat if she was asked to squat down, to vent her anger on behalf of the mother, and in the end she didn't put her sign back.
The one-stop package for forced offline is clearly arranged.
Mammy Mao alone missed a little bit.
"Oh~"
After saving the file, Yun Jiao sat down on the stool: "Say it, Mommy, I'm listening."
"My lord, you have to stand up and learn."
"I don't, I want to sit and study."
"The old slave is now going to teach the master how to walk."
"You teach, I sit and learn."
Yun Jiao was like that ghost hitting a wall, and the logic of killing him did not waver.
"My lord, don't make things difficult for the old slave. The old slave obeys orders. If the errand is not done well, the old slave will suffer when he turns around." Except for a few good-natured ones, the temperament of the old mothers in the palace seems to be a bit strange, and they obviously like to torture people. , but still put on a benevolent face.
"If you don't suffer, then I have to suffer. It's better for Mammy to suffer. I'm still a baby."
Momo Mao stared, and slapped the ruler in her hand on the coffee table next to her, making the wood rattle.
"Even if a three-year-old child enters the palace, he has to abide by the rules of the palace. If Xi Changzai is still so shameless, the old slave can only tell the queen."
"Go ahead and say I'm stupid and can't learn the rules."
Yun Jiao found that the mahogany chair was expensive, but it was uncomfortable to sit on.She changed her posture, resting her legs on the table, throwing her head back, and resting her pillow on the small table behind, the dandy would sigh to herself when she saw it.
Mammy Mao lives for the rules all her life.
Seeing this, her blood was about to flow backwards: "Does Xi Changzai dare to act the same in front of the emperor?"
"The emperor likes my attitude the most."
Yun Jiao raised her chin, as if she was a spoiled concubine.
To put it bluntly, these well-behaved nuns are the best at PUA. After bluffing the master, they demote the master to nothing, so that they can shake off their prestige.Yun Jiao didn't need to think too much, just grasped two key points.
One is that the other party does not have the right to punish him physically.
Second, it was Yun Jiao who deliberately used the aggressive method to try it out - how did Mammy Mao deal with the situation in front of her?She said that if she can't learn the rules well, she has to put up a sign, and she can't serve the emperor!
Yun Jiao admits that Mammy Mao has two talents.
But if she doesn't care whether she can sleep with her, how should the other party respond?
As long as she lay flat and died, no one could threaten her with grace.
"Rather than wasting time here, Xichang, it is better to study hard and go back to serve the emperor as soon as possible." Madam Mao earnestly and kindly tempted.
"I'm learning, you can demonstrate."
Mammy Mao had no choice but to show her how to walk gracefully.
Yun Jiao ate a melon seed: "If you continue to demonstrate, maybe I will be able to."
"The young master should come and try it again, so that the servant can correct the master."
"No, my eyes are learning. You continue to demonstrate. If you don't move, it means that you didn't teach well. If you don't learn well, it's all your fault."
A few words drew Mammy Mao into it.
She stared, feeling that Xi Changzai was not like a concubine in the harem, but like a rebellious prince.
However, Yun Jiao can play tricks, but she can't.
"That servant will demonstrate again, Xi Changzai will take care of it."
"Well, I'm watching."
Mammy Mao demonstrated again, and when she turned her head, she found that Xi Chang was closing her eyes and was about to fall asleep on the spot.
"Hee is always here!!!"
Mammy Mao gave a loud shout.
Xi Changzai, who was lying between the tables and chairs, jumped up suddenly, picked up the cup on the table and threw it on the ground, the tea splashed all over Mammy Mao, and before she could react, she sat back and pretended to wake up: "I Going mad in a good dream, Mammy, be careful."
Can you serve the emperor even if you are insane?
Yun Jiao said with a smile: "When I see the emperor with this disease, I automatically turn into begging in the middle of the night. Please forgive me."
In terms of being lazy, Yun Jiao really has never lost to anyone.
She doesn't care about her manners, every rule is annoying, she has to learn what she should learn in order to survive, but she doesn't want to rush to turn herself into a product of this era, so tiring.If the dream is defined as "it's good to be alive", then every sunrise and sunset is a dream come true.
It was night, and Mammy Mao let people go according to the hour ordered by the queen, and when she returned to her mother to answer her orders, she seemed ten years older.
The queen was surprised: "Why is the mother so haggard?"
"Empress, it's useless to be an old slave!"
Momo Mao knelt down with a howl, and told about today's events one by one.
But Yun Jiao, who had been ill all day, returned to her tent refreshed.
It is said that it is better to go crazy and consume others than to consume oneself internally.
Unexpectedly, it was really enjoyable.
On the other side, after a busy day, Xie Zhixing, who was switching between Keza language and Yanchi dialect on the verge of confusion, also returned to the tent and listened to Yinglu recount what happened to the queen.
He frowned: "The queen still looks like that."
"Nurse Mao has always been mean and unforgiving, the emperor wants to..."
"No, she will come to me if she can't bear it."
After a while, Xie Zhixing was still worried, and ordered the hidden guard: "If the empress can't bear to punish her, please inform me in time."
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