Gongdou?I read files infinitely, crying emperor

Xie Zhixing originally wanted to let Yun Jiao know how powerful he is, but because he didn't say a word during the dinner, she saw no one to talk to her, so she ate hard all the way, the imperial meal was so delicious, she didn't Be careful and eat yourself up.It was okay when she was standing and sitting, but when she lay down and did strenuous exercise, her stomach suddenly felt overwhelmingly uncomfortable, and she was about to vomit after covering her mouth.

How much does the emperor love cleanliness?

Usually when someone else wants to vomit, they have to swallow it back into their stomachs, avoiding the emperor and letting the maids come and take care of them.But when Yun Jiao covered his mouth with a bitter face, although he frowned, he didn't want to hide. He just turned her over like a pancake and patted her on the back so that she wouldn't spit up and block her throat.

At this time, Yinglu came over with a spittoon in his hand, and invited Mr. Xi to come over.

The spittoon is to prevent Mr. Xi from spitting all over the place. If he can hold it back, he should try his best not to spit it out in front of the emperor, and get a place outside where he can breathe.

Yinglu: "Can my little master hold back?"

"can!"

Yun Jiao also didn't want to vomit in the room, for fear that the smell would be so strong that he wouldn't be able to sleep well in the second half of the night.

Mr. Wang Xi is full of confidence, and Ying Lu is relieved.

Xie Zhixing looked at the surroundings that were constantly being retrogressed, but knew that she couldn't help it.

"You don't need to go outside." Xie Zhixing grabbed Yun Jiao's back with one hand, took the bowl from Yinglu's hand with the other hand, and handed it in front of her: "Spit it out here."

The most miraculous thing about the desire to vomit is that the urge to vomit, which was barely suppressed at first, becomes so strong that it cannot be suppressed at all when seeing the latrine, plastic bag and spittoon.

Seeing her spit out with a wow, Yinglu's heart skipped a beat.

He glanced at the emperor's face from the corner of his eye, and saw that Sheng Yan's frown was deeper, as if he had reached the limit of his patience, but his hand on Xigui's back slowed down and patted: "Slow down, it's comfortable to spit out." Take it easy." He didn't want to see the filth being backtracked.

Xie Zhixing's strength was well controlled, and his churning stomach seemed to be calmed down by his movements.She has an exquisite and graceful figure, and she is only wearing thin single clothes. It should be a very thought-provoking picture, but he just wants to sigh.

Yun Jiao vomited until his eyes stared, and felt much more comfortable after vomiting

The maid led her down to wash her mouth, brushed her teeth with fragrant willow branches, and swallowed the strangely fragrant balls, making sure that there was no smell, and changed her clothes before she was put back.

"Your Majesty Xi, please come with your slaves." Yun Jiao had just walked out the door, Ying Lu was waiting outside the door, but instead of bringing her back to the house: "The emperor has already sat on the imperial chariot, please get on the chariot, young master."

Yun Jiao was taken aback: "Where are you going?"

"My lord's room needs to get rid of the smell overnight. The emperor absolutely can't live here anymore, so he gave me a chariot to let my lord go with me." Yinglu urged very gently: "It's not good to keep the emperor waiting for a long time. My lord, please come with the slaves."

She stepped up quickly, and the emperor was already waiting on the imperial chariot.

Seeing her coming, he waved his hand: "There is no need to be too polite, follow me back to Weiyang Palace."

This is Yun Jiao's first time sitting on a walking chariot, and several people are carrying it underneath, which is very stable.

Sitting on a chariot sedan must have a good manner, but passing through the palace in the middle of the night, no one else is watching, and thinking that nobles usually cannot sit on a walking chariot, I can't help but want to seize this opportunity to experience it.

So, when Xie Zhixing turned his head to look at her, he saw a gentleman named Xi who was looking around on the sedan chair, looking around.

She is like a cat expression pack, looking left and right.

The eunuchs who carried the chariot had a uniform height requirement, so that the sedan chair would be stable and not wobble when walking. When people sat on it, their feet were hanging in the air, so Yun Jiao couldn't help shaking his legs.The night was as cool as water, and the wind blowing through my calves made me feel more relaxed.

Xie Zhixing couldn't help laughing.

He has lived for so many years, and he has never seen such a stupid girl.

After only looking at it for three seconds, Yun Jiao just raised his head.

Meeting his gaze, she pursed her lips in a great mood and blew him a far kiss.

Xie Zhixing was taken aback for a moment, but before he could understand the meaning of this action, the time was rewinded, where are there still disciples who behave like meng lang?Mrs. Xi sat upright, with her hands slightly crossed on her knees. Seeing the emperor looking back, she only raised a gentle and reserved smile, which was exactly the same as the smiles often seen on the faces of noble ladies in Beijing.

He lightly retracted his gaze, turned his head back, and stopped looking at her.

From Xianfu Palace to Weiyang Palace, you will pass through a forest with beautiful winter plum blossoms. He used to be able to catch Xie Zhixing's eyes, but today he didn't even look at it. His mind was full of memories of Yun Jiao's actions just now. mean.

What's the meaning of the pursed lips and the particularly loud "Trojan Horse~"?
Xie Zhixing thought about it all the way.

When he arrived at Weiyang Palace, he settled on the most unlikely one out of many possibilities - she actually kissed me in the air!Does she like me that much?In front of the maids and eunuchs, in the aisle of the harem, can't wait to kiss him?

The night wind was extremely cold, but the emperor felt that the belated kiss had stopped on his face, and it was faintly hot.

"Your Majesty, here we are."

Ying Lu stepped forward to help, but Xie Zhixing waved his hand.

He walked to Yun Jiao's side, and when she looked up at him, a round of moon was reflected in her eyes, watery like a milk dog, he couldn't help pinching her face habitually: "I'm thinking What? Let’s stay in Weiyang Palace tonight, and go back to Xianfu Palace after paying homage tomorrow.”

"Your Majesty, my concubine is hungry."

Xie Zhixing: "..."

Forget it, dogs can't spit ivory out of their mouths.

"It's easy to accumulate food with snacks before going to bed, not to mention you just vomited."

"That concubine doesn't need dim sum, but some hard food."

Xie Zhixing began to suspect that she was literate, but could not understand human speech.

Of course Yun Jiao can understand, but she only listens to what she likes to hear, and is selectively deaf to what she doesn't like to hear.

Xie Zhixing also had other ways of dealing with disobedient children. He simply ignored her and turned his head to order: "Change Mr. Xigui's meal for this week into light and easy-to-digest dishes, and there is no need for snacks and extra meals."

In the next second, Yun Jiao, who was struck by lightning, tugged on his sleeve and begged:
"Your Majesty, the concubine is wrong."

Seeing that the emperor refused to enter, she was afraid that she would anger Shengyan by talking too much, so she had to go back and try to create other branches.

As a result, the brush came out, and the emperor ordered Yinglu: "The imperial physician who is on duty is sent to give Mr. Xi a diagnosis and treatment."

The imperial physician in the palace was sent to diagnose and treat the concubine, even if she was not sick, she had to prescribe some decoction for health.

But any decoction doesn't taste good.

Yun Jiao wondered if the concubines would be annoyed after drinking this bitter soup for many years?It turns out that they are very superstitious about the saying that "good medicine tastes bitter". The list of medicines is long, and if there are more expensive medicinal materials, they feel safe and happy to drink.

The imperial physician came and gave Mr. Xi a symptom of food accumulation, prescribed a stable health soup, and made a list of taboos.

The next day, Liugong knew that Mr. Xigui was taken back to Weiyang Palace in the middle of the night, and even tossed the imperial physician to come for diagnosis and treatment, but there was nothing wrong with it.

The queen has pulled her face since she got up in the morning when she heard the news.

"This nobleman Xi will pretend to be sick and invite pets, pestering the emperor!"