Tom cat breaking through the dimensional wall

Chapter 187 Cat Lovers Invite You to a Group Fight

On November [-]th in the third year of Shaoxi in the Southern Song Dynasty, there was heavy wind and rain.

Lu You, who was dismissed from office and stayed at home, wrote the poems that Tom Mu once read and recited in full when he was a student.

Stiffly lying in a lonely village, I do not mourn myself, but still think for the country to defend the wheel.

Lying in the middle of the night listening to the wind and rain, the Iron Horse and Glacier are dreaming!
This psalm comes from "Two Poems Made by Wind and Rain on November [-]th".

Since it is said that there are two songs, there is naturally another one.

However, compared to this optimistic and unrestrained poem with strong patriotic feelings and the ambition to serve the motherland, the second poem written on the same day has a completely different style of painting.

On the same day, the first poem Lu You wrote was actually:

The wind swept the rivers and lakes and the dark villages, and the sound of the four mountains turned over the sea.

Xi Chaihuo is soft and warm, and I can't go out with the raccoon slaves.

The raccoon slave here refers to the cat!
As a patriotic poet, Lu You also has a deep love for cats.

In his life, he wrote no less than ten poems related to cats.

Its content is similar.

What is "salt-wrapped raccoon slaves, and often go to the corner of the theater."

What is "wrapped in salt to welcome the little raccoon slave, and protect the mountain house with thousands of volumes of books."

What is "Don't be lonely, and accompany the big raccoon slave."

What is it that "the raccoon slave sleeps in the quilt, if the mouse does not smell it."

The titles of the poems are even more disgusting. They are all about "Give a Cat" and "Give a Pink Nose".

The pink nose here is not a simple pink nose.

Just look at the cat poems written by Lu You to know that Lu You has raised at least three cats, and all three cats have names.

They are Yutu, Fenbi and Xueer respectively.

Less than tu means little tiger.

The first time I raised it was to catch mice and protect my books.

But in the end, the famous Lu You still fell under the charm of cats and became a complete cat slave.

There are also a group of people from ancient Egypt who have the same development trajectory as Lu You.

It also started from catching mice, and formed an indissoluble bond with cats.

It's just that they love cats even more crazily than Lu You.

What is the extent of love?

Do you know what happened because the whole people love cats so much that the country is finally destroyed?
In the history of mankind, this can be regarded as unprecedented.

In northern Africa, there used to be a large swampy land rich in water and grass, called the Sahara wetland.

Yes, that's right, the Sahara in the Sahara Desert.

Then, starting 6000 years ago, every once in a while, catastrophes like the Younger Dryas incident would suddenly reappear on both sides of the North Atlantic on a small scale.

Known as the "Piola Oscillation Period" in history.

It is this wave after wave of cold waves that has gradually transformed the Sahara wetlands into today's Sahara Desert.

The human beings who originally lived there also had to retreat and began to migrate eastward.

In the end, they retreated to the Nile River Basin in northeastern Africa, imitating the nearby Middle Eastern residents, and began a settled farming life.

Gradually, it evolved into the later ancient Egyptian civilization.

Introduced along with agricultural technology, there are also cats domesticated by the ancestors of the Middle East!
Although the group of ancestors on the eastern coast of the Mediterranean Sea were the earliest cat-sucking people.

Nine thousand and five hundred years ago, the ancestors of Cyprus had been buried with pet cats.

But after the activity of sucking cats was introduced to ancient Egypt, the cats who were originally cat owners became cat gods just like they were hanging out!
It was also this group of tabby cats that eventually evolved into the domestic cats in today's sense.

Compared with their tabby ancestors, domestic cats are taller and cuter.

Like modern times, cats in this period have already mastered the powerful skills of how to tame humans.

They are a little clingy and a little cold.

Like a master in the field of love, he teases people's hearts itchy.

How could the ancient Egyptians stand this?
The whole country fell in an instant, and the craziest cat slave empire in human history emerged.

When a cat in an ancient Egyptian family died, the owner would shave off his eyebrows to express his condolences.

Wealthy families will even make cats into mummies and bury them generously.

If a house catches fire, the men will even form a human wall around the fire to prevent cats from jumping into the flames.

Let’s take a historical event as an example.

At that time, a Roman came to Egypt because his carriage accidentally ran over a kitten on the road.

So he was lynched by the angry Egyptians and killed directly.

Even Pharaoh's presence is not easy.

At the national level, Pharaoh even strictly prohibited the export of domestic cats, and sent troops to inspect the smuggling of domestic cats.

The ancient Egyptians were heavily addicted to cat smoking. Apart from other factors, it also has something to do with the belief in ancient Egyptian gods.

They believe that cats are sacred animals.It is the symbol of the cat god Bastet in the world.

It is precisely because cats had such a detached status in ancient Egypt that in the end, they also perished.

In 525 BC, the iron cavalry of the Persian Empire swept across.

In the face of menacing enemy forces, the ancient Egyptian soldiers and civilians naturally had no fear at all.

After rising up and resisting, the two armies were out of their wits, and they were still at a stalemate.

After watching the whole process, the Greeks who were eating melons recorded: "Just when the Persian army was unable to attack for a long time and the logistics were unsustainable, they began to enlarge their moves!"

The ancestors have long said that if you know yourself and your enemy, you will never be imperiled in a hundred battles.

Although people in the Persian Empire may not have heard this sentence, they also understand this truth.

Ever since, the Persians painted Bastet, the cat god, on the shields of soldiers.

This move is like drawing the otaku's wife on the shield, or tying the otaku's figure to himself.

The Egyptians didn't dare to shoot arrows casually after seeing it.

What is even more bizarre is that on this legendary battlefield, the Persians did more than that.

The Persians, who were well aware of the cat slave nature of the ancient Egyptians, even captured all the cats in the nearby villages and released them on the battlefield as human shields.

Even throwing cats at the ancient Egyptian army and city walls.

Just like that, the No.20 Six Dynasties of Egypt, just like the French Third Republic later, exploded the mentality of the whole country.

Then came the capitulation of the armies, the fall of the capital, and the capture of the pharaoh.

The Persians who used cat tactics, Cambyses II, became their new pharaoh.

Maybe it's a drink and a peck, maybe it's predetermined.

Later Persian cats were more famous than Persians.

Having said so much, I actually want to explain one thing.

For the ancient Egyptians, cats were really important.

Now, although this land has changed owners, it is Egypt after all, and it is the place where the ancient Egyptians really lived.

Naturally, it can also be said to be Tom's home field.

Anyone, don't want to bully a cat in the land of ancient Egypt.

After being punched hard by Tom, Imerton was obviously angry.

As a high priest, at this time, he has so much magic power.

How could he bear this kind of anger.

Immediately, he was so angry that he wanted to fight back!

Just when he raised his hand to give Tom a big slap, the raised hand was held by another hand.

The hand was covered with withered yellow bandages.

When the eyes shifted, it was a mummy.

not only that.

With the vibration of the surrounding ground.

While the yellow sand was shaking, one by one mummies emerged from the sand.

They surrounded Imerton in the middle and protected Tom behind him.

Although he didn't say a word, the meaning expressed was very obvious.

If you dare to bully cats in front of them, you have to pay the price!
"I'm Emerton!"

Imerton also wanted to use the name of the high priest to frighten the group of mummies.

"boom!"

Zhongzhong punched Imerton in the face.

Immediately, the bald priest looked astonished.

Then, he frowned, raised his hand to the group of mummies, and began to cast spells: "In the name of Emerton, I command you! Follow my orders!"

"Snapped!"

"boom!"

The two mummies who came to Imerton's side, one slapped Imerton, and the other punched him in the face again!
After these two strokes, Imerton's face was swollen, and there was even a line of nosebleeds left on his nose.

Small skin trauma is actually nothing.

But for Imerton, the psychological damage is obviously greater.

He couldn't accept it no matter what, he was a dignified priest.

The High Priest who possessed unparalleled mana could still be slapped in the face by the Egyptians in this land of Egypt?

Tom, who was protected by a group of mummies, grinned.

Do you think this is your home field?
No, actually this is my claim!
Tom Moton pretended to be bullied, lying on the sand and shivering, looking at Imherton with pitiful and frightened big eyes.

Seeing this, the mummies around were extremely angry.

Made!How dare you abuse cats in front of us!
The ancient Egyptians couldn't stand that.

It seemed as if he rushed forward and threw Imerton to the ground, just punching and kicking him!
It is obvious that Immorton has powerful and unparalleled mana.

But at this time, it is useless at all.

The mummies fought hard.

Just like in old-fashioned cartoons, for the sake of visual exaggeration and to save money, the fighting scenes are directly covered with a cloud of rolling smoke.

Just showing some fists and feet from time to time.

Emerton obviously noticed something was wrong.

With his magic power, even if these mummies were undead creatures, they shouldn't cause any harm or trouble to him.

As long as a simple mana is released, this group of bandaged corpses can be rushed away, or even directly crushed.

But he couldn't do it, his magic power seemed to be sealed, and he couldn't use it at all.

You can only follow the rhythm of the mummy and roll with them in hand-to-hand combat.

There must be something wrong with that cat!

Something must be wrong with that cat!
Originally, because of the full recovery of mana, Imerton was full of confidence.

But at this time, he was directly suppressed.

The heart that is no longer afraid of cats becomes more fearful.

He was, after all, an ancient Egyptian.

It is natural to start thinking of Bastet, the cat god.

If there was a cat that could suppress itself so easily, it would probably be Bastet.

The thought of this possibility made Imerton's heart extremely terrified.

The Sun Golden Sutra can summon Anubis' chariot to harvest his soul and let him return to the underworld.

But that doesn't mean that only Anubis can hurt him.

Bast, the cat god, was not weak among the gods of ancient Egypt.

It is also simple to do something to Emerton.

aware of their own danger.

Although I still want to resurrect my lover Ansuna.

But Imerton also knows what to do and when to do it.

It's not time to be tough now, but to find a chance to escape.

Thinking of this, Imerton forcibly held the mummy's fists and feet, and began to crawl out with a bruised nose and a swollen face!

Imerton didn't know that Tom was actually much stronger than Bastet and Anubis whom he feared.

Otherwise, it is estimated that there is no thought of escaping.

Immediately kneel down and beg for mercy.

Just like in the movie "The Mummy 2", bowing down to the Scorpion King.

Emerton, like the Holy Lord, has his own pride.

But it will also be flexible.

"Hu! Hu! Hu!"

Emerton panted heavily, and crawled out of the rolling smoke with great difficulty.

Bright eyes!
Breathing the air of freedom, although being beaten miserably.

But he felt that he should be able to escape.

But next, Imerton saw a pair of furry feet in front of him.

Looking up, he immediately saw Tom's cat face.

"what!"

Emerton yelled!
He has realized something.

Sure enough, Tom also called out.

Emerton, who had just climbed half way, was pulled back into the ring by the mummy!
Even if he grabbed the sand with both hands, it wouldn't help.

There were crackling fists and feet in the rolling smoke again.

This time it was even more tragic than before.

Tang Mu is kind-hearted and can't see these things.

What a bunch of people these mummies are.

They have been dead for thousands of years, and in order to protect themselves, they have to fight Imerton himself.

What if something happens to such a fragile bone.

So kind Tom thought of a way.

Sure enough, I still need to give them a little help.

Tom Mu brought a big box directly from nowhere.

Standing outside the circle of rolling smoke, he took out the items in the box and handed them directly to the smoke.

baseball bat.

Yannei stretched out a hand and took it away.

ax.

was taken away again.

folding chairs.

was taken away again.

Naturally, steel rods, barbed wire, and bricks are also indispensable.

Now, the fists and kicks that used to come out from time to time in the thick smoke have become common weapons in all kinds of life!
Emerton's screams became louder.

About a few minutes passed.

The thick smoke finally stopped rolling.

A group of mummies dropped their murder weapons, clapped their hands, and walked away cursing.

All that was left was the miserable, dying Imerton who was still lying on the spot, groaning slightly.

As an undead priest who was supposed to become a big boss, Imerton's current appearance was obviously beyond his expectation.

Jackie Chan and Xiaoyu are no strangers to it.

Evelyn and the others were completely dumbfounded.

Fierce!

It's so cruel!
Looking at the previous situation, the cowardly Jonathan was about to drag his sister and run away.

Didn't expect it to end like this in the end.

The sky still maintains an appearance of doomsday.

But Imerton's half-dead appearance lying on the ground is really ironic in comparison.

Jackie Chan and the others are not worried about Tom's safety at all, nor are they worried about their own safety.

After so many things, they were already full of confidence in Tom.

The old man didn't even look at Imerton, he was still staring at the magic energy detector in his hand.

Suddenly he looked up in one direction.

"Sure enough. Because of the black energy on that bald head, the two demons here have been resurrected."

As soon as the father finished speaking, he saw lightning and thunder in the northwest direction, and the wind was strong.

An aura stronger than Imerton came overwhelming!

Even the dark clouds in the sky were directly washed away a lot!

"It's Zhongsu, the demon of thunder, and Xiaofeng, the demon of wind!"

As soon as the words fell, a huge purple frog and a blue giant in golden armor descended from the sky!

They crossed a distance of several kilometers in an instant, jumping directly from their resurrection place!

"Boom--!"

Two big demons landed!
The huge shock wave immediately centered on them and blasted outward in a ring!
All of a sudden, the flying sand and stones immediately set off a powerful sandstorm!
Everyone suddenly seemed to turn their bodies, trying to avoid being hit by the wind and sand.

Xiaoyu and Dad were relatively light, and they were almost blown away by the impact.

Fortunately, Jackie Chan on the side caught them in time.

"Holy Master, is this the cat you mentioned? It doesn't look very good either."

Xiao Feng shook his body, shaking the Holy Lord and his party off of it.

A group of people fell on the sand, and the face of the Holy Master was very ugly.

It moved a step slower.

That damned undead priest was resurrected too early.

A large amount of black energy gathered, causing Zhongsu and Xiaofeng to revive earlier.

In this way, the Holy Master's purpose of devouring these two strands of devilish energy has failed.

According to the character of the Holy Master, since he can't swallow the devil's energy, there must be other backhands.

Yes, the bendable and stretchable Holy Master immediately began to bow his knees, saying that he came to assist and protect the two elder brothers.

He also briefly talked about Tom's affairs.

Said that this cat killed their eldest brother, Ju Lan, so that Zhongsu and Xiaofeng must be more careful.

Originally according to the Lord's idea.

It wants to come up with a trick to drive away the tigers and wolves.

During the battle between the two sides, he took the opportunity to escape.

It would be best if Zhongsu and Sao Feng could defeat that bizarre cat.

If not, he would have already escaped ahead of time. In this way, at least his life was saved.

Just hurry up and devour the other devil's aura as soon as possible.

As a result, the development of the situation was beyond the expectation of the Lord.

These two idiots didn't listen to the Holy Master's warning at all.

In other words, they only listened to half of it.

He even wanted the Holy Master to witness their power.

Let the Lord watch how they beat that cat.

Afterwards, he involuntarily brought the Holy Lord and his party here.

Looking at the miserable Immorton, the Holy Lord's expression was as ugly as eating shit.

Damn it!
If you want to die, you should send it yourself.

Why take me with you.

The Holy Master looked around.

It's not a sit-and-go character.

Although it was brought directly in front of Tom, it was still looking for a chance to escape from this land of right and wrong.

"You're Tom? The cat that killed Cursed Lan?"

Thunder Demon Zhongsu showed contempt on his face: "Let me see your skills."

"Uh……"

Tom Mu looked at the two big demons in front of him and scratched his head.

He obediently took out a small comb, and combed his hair into a sharp-edged look, looking like he was very good at playing cards.

Now that we're all in Egypt, how about playing a game of cards?

(End of this chapter)