Tom cat breaking through the dimensional wall

Chapter 477 Tianjin Sorting Hat

In full view of everyone, Tom handed a speech to Dumbledore.

Dumbledore also took over the manuscript very naturally.

I thought that this young man Tom was so good that he even prepared a speech for me, which really saved him trouble.

Dumbledore took the manuscript, cleared his throat, and looked at the students in the audience with a solemn expression.

"Since everyone asked me to say a few sentences, then I will say a few sentences, ah. Well, I thought about it, which two sentences to say, then I will say these few sentences. I believe that these two sentences are better than Those two sentences are strong..."

Dumbledore's voice echoed throughout the Great Hall.

The more everyone listened, the more they felt something was wrong.

The students below looked at each other, and some senior students even started whispering to each other.

Professor Snape, who was sitting next to him, had an expressionless face all year round, and turned to look at Dumbledore.

I wondered if this old man had finally become confused.

Professor McGonagall was originally looking at the first-year freshmen.

Hearing the nonsense behind him, he turned around in surprise.

As time passed by, everyone in the auditorium gradually became unbearable.

"Bloody hell! Dumbledore is really good at talking. He's been talking about this for two hours."

Ron's eyes widened.

"what!"

Harry next to him had already dozed off.

As soon as Ron spoke, he was instantly awakened.

All the teachers and students in the school feel that this is a kind of torture.

Even top academics like Hermione were stunned.

Especially Dumbledore always adds a very spiritual "ah" after several words, which is very brainwashing!

"So today, I just want to say these few words, ah. So if you feel that these few sentences are not comprehensive enough, ah. In the future, please add a few more words to me."

"it is good!"

Seeing that Dumbledore finally finished speaking, everyone in the auditorium applauded!

For a time, warm applause resounded throughout the entire auditorium.

This was the first time Dumbledore heard such warm applause since he entered the school. He immediately smiled and turned to look at Tom next to him: "Hey! The effect of your speech is quite good! Come back next time."

When Tang Mu heard this, the hair on his body stood up!

With lightning speed, he snatched Dumbledore's long speech back from his hand and quickly tore it into pieces!

Old Deng looked at Maomao confused, wondering why Tang Mu reacted like this.

Isn't the speech written for itself?

Why do I still want to talk about it in the future, but I don’t want to do it anymore.

Tom admitted that it was a bit of a misstep.

The reason why Dumbledore made such a nonsense speech before was mainly because he had been soaked in the rain, and he also wanted to let the students in Hogwarts get wet as well.

But Tang Muguang wanted to tear someone else's umbrella off.

But he forgot that he was also in the auditorium and had to be tortured along with him.

This is just great.

Not only did the Seven Wound Fist deceive me, but it seemed that Dumbledore also experienced the fun of it. This was simply a sin!

Professor McGonagall coughed dryly, quickly stood in front of the Sorting Hat, and spoke faster: "Attention first-year students, this school strictly prohibits any students from entering the Dark Forest. This is a ban."

"In addition, our administrator Mr. Filch reminds us that the corridor on the right side of the third floor is also a forbidden area. If you don't want to die miserably, please don't go there. Thank you."

Professor McGonagall quickly repeated what Dumbledore had originally said.

She was afraid that Dumbledore would remember something he had not said and start another tirade.

"Yes, that's what I'm saying."

Dumbledore nodded in agreement with Professor McGonagall.

Professor McGonagall rolled her eyes, spread out the parchment, and continued: "Next, students whose names are called please come to the front."

"I will put the sorting hat on your head and determine which house you want to go to."

"Hermione Granger!"

At this moment, it means that the sorting ceremony has finally begun.

Little Hermione heard her name and immediately stepped forward.

As they walked, the nervous little Hermione was still murmuring to comfort herself.

"Don't be nervous, don't be nervous..."

"She's mentally ill, weird."

Ron tilted his head and whispered to Harry.

It seems that this kid has quite a strong prejudice against Hermione now.

On the other side, Hermione had already arrived next to Professor McGonagall, turned around and sat on a stool, facing the students in the audience.

Little Hermione's feet couldn't even touch the ground and could only hang in the air.

After seeing Hermione sit down, Professor McGonagall put the Sorting Hat on Hermione's head.

Hermione looked nervous, but the Sorting Hat kept squirming and acting excited.

"Hey! Tom! Tom! Tom!"

As soon as it touched Hermione's head, the Sorting Hat yelled.

Hermione was startled, but she didn't dare to move. She could only look up at the Sorting Hat cautiously.

Snape reacted the fastest in the audience and immediately turned to look at Tom next to him: "What do you want to do again!"

This cat relies on being a cat, cute, sweet-talking and enthusiastic for two months, so that everyone in Hogwarts likes it.

But Snape saw through Tom's little trick at a glance.

This guy!

Definitely a fun-loving cat!

Just like the four-person gang of James Potter he knew when he was a student!

Snape's teeth itched with hatred when he thought of James.

"hey-hey!"

Tom smiled his signature Tom smile at Snape, then jumped out of the long table and jumped to the side of the Sorting Hat.

The cat's behavior immediately attracted everyone's attention.

The students looked at Tom Mu, curious about the cat wearing clothes.

"Ta-da, ta-da, ta-da!"

Maomao held an allegro in one hand and started tapping rhythmically.

With Tom Mu's accompaniment, the Sorting Hat also twisted happily, and when it opened its mouth, it was pure Tianjin Allegro.

"Hey, everyone, sit still!"

"Listen to Wo."

"A tattered hat, Wo can sing~"

"The Oriental Magic School is running in a great way~"

"A hundred flowers bloom together, each with its own unique skill!"

"Lion Yard, brave! Passionate!"

"Badger Courtyard, a gentleman, would rather bend than bend!"

"Yingyuan, smart, knowledgeable and wise man!"

"Snake Yard, powerful and ambitious!"

"The four major academies are full of magic!"

"Wo will decide where the students should go!"

"Hey, Wo will decide where the students should go!"

"it is good!!!"

The audience suddenly burst into applause!

"it is good!"

Dumbledore also had a smile on his face and clapped happily.

"Cough cough!"

Professor McGonagall next to him glanced at Dumbledore and coughed twice, reminding the principal to pay attention to the impact.

Dumbledore then sat upright and put down his clapping hands.

"Hogwarts is much more interesting than I thought!"

Ron applauded vigorously and turned to talk to Harry.

Harry also had a smile on his face and his tambourine turned red.

"Yeah! Feeling relieved."

The Sorting Hat is quite happy.

Under the hat, Hermione's face was almost as red as a monkey's ass.

When the Sorting Hat and Tom were performing just now, she was the most embarrassed one in the room.

"The sorting ceremony can begin."

Professor McGonagall quickly reminded.

A dean and a hat have been delayed for a long time.

The Sorting Hat smacked his lips, a little unsatisfied.

But it also knows what its job is.

So, after a moment of silence, the Sorting Hat loudly called out Hermione's house: "Gryffindor!"

"yeah--!!!"

When they heard Gryffindor and Gryffindor, the students at the table immediately applauded and cheered!

This can be regarded as their welcome to the new students of their college. Professor McGonagall picked up the hat, and Hermione jumped off the stool as if she was being pardoned, and trotted towards the long table where Gryffindor was.

Seeing Hermione sit down, Professor McGonagall glanced at the parchment scroll in her hand, and then said: "Draco Malfoy."

Hearing his name, Draco raised his head and stepped forward.

When passing by Harry and the others, he whispered proudly: "Our whole family is a Slycklin, and I must be a great Slycklin."

Harry and Ron looked at each other, not knowing why Draco suddenly told them this.

Confidently, Draco stepped forward, turned around and sat down on the stool.

Before Professor McGonagall even put the hat on Draco's head, the Sorting Hat shouted in a loud voice: "Gryffindor!"

"Yeah! Yeah~?"

Draco wanted to celebrate a little.

Reacting suddenly, you realize that something seems wrong?

"Gryffindor?!"

Draco looked up at the Sorting Hat above him.

"Yes, Gryffindor."

The Sorting Hat said, turning his head and winking at Tom behind him.

He looks like a good brother who always responds to requests.

This "little" move is a bit too big.

Anyone with a slightly more active mind will know what is going on right now.

But Draco couldn't see it, so he was a little anxious and immediately argued: "But! How can I be a Gryffindor! I should be a Slytherin! Our whole family is a Slytherin!"

"You have to believe me, child, you are a little lion deep inside. You are a born Gryffindor. You have the courage, courage and boldness of a Gryffindor."

The Sorting Hat is telling lies.

"Yes, really?"

Draco was somewhat convinced.

"That's absolutely true. Come on down, kid. You are the little lion of Gryffindor."

The Sorting Hat started chasing people away.

Draco was so confused that he subconsciously jumped off the stool and walked in the direction of Gryffindor.

Over at the Gryffindor table, the seniors looked at Draco Malfoy coming over with mixed expressions.

Next to Snape, Tom was overjoyed when he saw this scene.

He covered his mouth with his paws and let out a stifled laugh of "Puff, Puff, Puff."

Snape, who was next to him, glanced at Tom in a condescending manner because of the height difference.

This cat was poaching them Slytherins right in front of him.

And it was clearly aimed at Gryffindor, which made Snape even more unhappy.

If Tom knew Snape's thoughts, he would have to say that he was wronged.

It wasn't towards Gryffindor.

It simply thinks it would be more fun this way.

"Puff puff!"

Another familiar stifled laughter sounded.

Snape looked over dissatisfied.

It turned out that Dumbledore was actually there, suppressing a smile, and his face turned even darker.

I leaned back, feeling a terrible headache.

Tired... destroy it.

Sooner or later, this Hogwarts will become the sky.

Snape had expected this.

The sorting ceremony is still going on.

One after another, the students whose names were read came forward and were assigned to different schools by the sorting hat.

The results of the sorting of these little wizards are the same as in the original book.

Tom only let the Sorting Hat change the result of dragging Draco.

Therefore, Ron and Harry naturally ended up in Gryffindor.

In fact, at first Tom wanted to continue causing trouble.

Assigned Harry to Slytherin.

But in the end, after thinking about it, I gave up on this decision.

There is no difference between Harry now and Harry in the original book. If he really enters Slytherin, he will definitely cause a lot of unpleasant things.

Although Tom loves to play.

But school bullying is not allowed as long as Tom is still at Hogwarts.

The number of new students is not that large.

The sorting ceremony ended quickly.

Draco Malfoy was sitting on pins and needles sitting among a bunch of Gryffindors, feeling uncomfortable all over.

The Malfoy family is also very famous in the wizarding world.

Draco's father, Lucius Malfoy, is also a known exonerated Death Eater.

Although it has been cleared at the legal level.

But Lucius was once Voldemort's subordinate, this is an indisputable fact.

Such a pure Slytherin is now mixed into the Gryffindor team.

It's understandable that everyone looked at him strangely.

"Ding Ding Ding!"

Professor McGonagall tapped the goblet with a spoon: "Please pay attention!"

After hearing this, the noisy students below calmed down and looked at the teachers on the stage.

Dumbledore stood up slowly with his hands on the long table and announced loudly: "Before the banquet begins, I would like to say a few more words."

As soon as he finished speaking, the whole audience suddenly fell into panic!

The children were almost frightened.

The two hours of nonsense speech just now were still fresh in their minds.

Fortunately, Dumbledore did not speak for another two hours this time. Instead, he smiled and said: "Idiot! Cry! Residue! Screw it! Thank you everyone."

Hearing this, everyone finally breathed a sigh of relief.

At this time, the long dining tables in various major colleges were originally empty. As soon as Dumbledore finished speaking, a large amount of food suddenly appeared from them.

The seniors and sisters are used to it.

The freshmen who had just entered the school started to exclaim in surprise.

It’s not just the students’ dining room table.

Steaming food also appeared in front of Tom Mu and the other faculty members.

Quite a few are used.

But Tang Mu can still only use food to describe them, not gourmet food.

There are hundreds of plates on the dining table.

These were cooked by the house elves at Hogwarts in the kitchen downstairs.

At the end of the feast, these plates are emptied again.

Roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops, lamb chops, sausages, bacon, steak, boiled potatoes, baked potatoes, mashed potatoes, potato chips, peas, carrots, marinade, tomato sauce.

These are the main meals for today's school banquet.

Desserts are ice cream of various flavors, followed by apple tarts, treacle fruit tarts, chocolate sponge cake, fried jam donuts, wine-soaked jam pudding, strawberries, jelly and rice pudding.

To be honest, these foods can only be said to be just okay.

Those barbecues and roasted chickens sound pretty good?

But Tang Mu has eaten it, because there is no marinating process at all when they cook it.

So it’s the skin of the meat that has the flavor.

The meat was all bland and tasteless.

To make up for this, they sprinkle more salt and spices on the crust, which ends up being overly salty.

The UK is truly a food desert.

The magical world is even more isolated from the rest of the world and living life as if it were the sixteenth century.

Only those things made from potatoes can still be swallowed.

Or pick up some corn on the cob and bread.

Tom suddenly thought that it might as well contract out the Hogwarts cafeteria.

No one can suffer the child.