Chapter 3
It's an intense kiss scene.
Lin Ye didn't want to continue kissing any more, and felt like taking the time to say something: "I'm really comfortable now."
"With it, I can negotiate terms with them."
"Say! What are the conditions!" Chief Guizi finally found a gap to intervene.
"I won't talk to you, your level is too low."
Lin Ye said disdainfully: "If I want to talk, I have to talk to your emperor."
"You are not yellow enough, your shit is yellow at best."
This terrible line, Lin Ye felt his face burn when he said it.
"Okay! I agree to your conditions. If I invite His Majesty the Emperor, what conditions do you propose?"
Lin Ye: "I want to talk to him. I want to kill the emperor's wife and let her have a son. If he dares to start a war again, I will... I will spank his ass!"
"Well said, stick!"
Yinhua looked particularly excited in Lin Ye's arms.
As a result, when the devil heard this, he immediately drew his gun: "How dare you insult Emperor Oshimamoto! I will kill you now! I will let you die!"
As a result, both of them ignored him, still immersed in 'comfort'.
"Yinmei, have fun again!"
Lin Ye suddenly took out the grenade hidden in Yinmei's crotch, and Yinmei quickly pulled the string for him.
Then the grenade exploded amid the laughter of the two!
boom!
The director finally shouted at this time: "Crack!"
Lin Ye let go of the actress and let out a long breath.
This paragraph is longer than Avengers 4!
Lin Ye swore that no matter how much money he gave in the future, he would never act in such a weird drama again!
The anti-Japanese drama is ridiculous enough, but you still think it is not innovative enough, and you still have to hide a thunder in your crotch!
Lin Ye is not denying the existence of this kind of operation in history, but it is another matter to shoot such things.
Humiliate the hero!
With a salary of 2000 yuan, Lin Ye ran away without even the actress' friend.
Today, he earned 2000 a day, and Lin Ye is already content.
Late at night.
The beauty of Hengdian is fully blooming at this time.
The barbecue on the roadside and all kinds of beauties on the street can make Lin Ye's mouth water.
But he has to go home early because the two devil roommates don't have the keys to the house.
Home is [-] kilometers away from Hengdian.
Lin Ye usually walks, but today he was in a good mood and took a taxi for 29 yuan.
When he got to the door of the house, he heard ghosts screaming inside...
"Damn it! How did they get in without a key?"
Lin Ye had a bad feeling...
He stepped forward to check the door lock, and found that the lock had been broken, and the door frame had fallen off.
What the hell is this? A devil has entered the house?
"Yamamoto! I call you a fairy!"
"Lin, why are you scolding me?"
"Why are you tearing down my door?"
Murakami Tianye tried to smooth things over: "We have been waiting for you all afternoon, and we were really desperate to urinate, so we had to force our way in..."
I checked my phone, it was dead.
But who would have thought that these two guys would come back so early!
Lin Ye was so angry that he vomited blood: "You little devils really pay attention to hygiene!"
"Don't wait for the end of the month, move out tonight!"
He really couldn't bear it, and lived in the same room with these two top devils.
"Lin Sang, I'm really sorry, I will compensate you for the cost of repairing the door."
"Nonsense! Do you still want me to pay for repairing the door?"
"Lin Sang, don't be too irritable, you are an actor, you have to learn to control your emotions."
Murakami Tianye echoed: "Michikin Yamamoto is right."
However, just after he finished telling Lin Ye to control his emotions, the two devils started arguing again.
"You don't need to flatter me, you shouldn't have kicked me just now! You should have listened to me and bumped with your shoulder! Look what you've done to Lin's house!"
"Michikin Yamamoto, you are too confident in your words. If I hadn't kicked you away with your feet, you would have peed in your pants a long time ago!"
Lin Ye couldn't bear it anymore: "Ba Ga! Can you two get out of my house now?"
The two devils looked surprised...
"Lin Sang, when did you learn Japanese?"
"It's so standard!"
Lin Ye didn't explain anything to them, but told them to leave immediately.
The two ghosts lived with him for more than two months, and left at the end of this month when they said they were here for tourism.
Now it's the end of the month, and these two devils are here to carry their luggage today.
"Lin Sang, we are leaving Huaxia and returning to our hometown. Thank you for your tolerance and understanding these days. You should take care of yourself."
"I wish you success in your career as an actor!"
Lin Ye nodded, hoping that they would leave quickly so that he could go out and find a new roommate, otherwise he would have to bear the rent of such a big house by himself when the rent was paid next month.
I really can't bear it.
Before, Lin Ye had two roommates who were also actors.
But they couldn't hold on, and went back to their hometown to farm.
During the two and a half years he wandered in Hengdian, he did not know how many roommates died.
After the two devils left, Lin Ye immediately used the computer to make a joint rental notice.
I am going to print it out at the print shop tomorrow and post it around the community.
After finishing these, Lin Ye washed up and went to sleep.
Early the next morning, he set off for Hengdian Studios, ready to start the next day's work.
After going through such a ridiculous thing yesterday, Lin Ye swore that he would never act in an anti-Japanese drama again.
But after running around in various film crews, it's so popular to shoot this now!
All morning, Lin Ye didn't receive any play!
"Could it be that I'm destined to play a ghost?"
Lin Ye was a bit unbelieving, but he couldn't bear the low mood that had yielded nothing all morning...
"Forget it, if you play a devil, you can play a devil, as long as the script is not too outrageous."
Lin Ye, who was completely compromised, started the interview.
Soon, he found a very favorite crew.
"Bright Sword"!
Isn't this the most classic anti-Japanese theme in the previous life!
It has been popular for more than ten years, and it still has its second creation and ghost animal on major video platforms, and it is enduring!
Lin Ye has decided, if he wants to act, he will play this!
He went up to inquire, and the crew happened to be recruiting a Japanese-speaking chief.
Moreover, it is very demanding!
The role of the Colonel fully has half the lines of the play!
Each article also requires a mirror to the end, so you can't get stuck!
In order to find an actor who can speak Japanese, the production team insisted on looking for more than half a month.
I really had no choice but to shoot other scenes first.
"Hello, I want to audition for the role of Yamamoto."
Lin Ye said sincerely.
"Yamamoto?" The assistant director sat on the plastic chair with a hint of doubt on his face.
He hurriedly searched for the script and biographies in his hand.
"Do you speak Japanese?"
"meeting."
"How much will it be?"
"Plenum!"
The assistant director was silent.
He obviously didn't believe it.
Damn, some actors are like this, regardless of other things, as long as you ask him if he will, he will say yes!
After joining the group, what he was asked to do, he didn’t know what to do, I don’t know, I don’t know...
So facing Lin Ye who was full of confidence, the assistant director unconsciously felt a kind of disgust.
"Another one came to make trouble."
The assistant director rolled his eyes: "Let's go, you can't play this role."
"I can speak Japanese, really!"
Lin Ye was in a hurry and was so anxious to communicate with him directly in Japanese.
There was a chattering output.
It seems to be the language from home...
"Fuck? You didn't bluff me, did you?"
The assistant director was shocked, it was the first time he heard a Chinese speak Japanese like his mother tongue!
"You come with me."
The assistant director lifted the tarpaulin and went in.
Then he took out the script book of Immortal Yamamoto and said to Lin Ye: "Come on, read it like this."
Lin Ye started immediately: "You really know her, I think you must be Li Yunlong's troops." (Japanese version)
(End of this chapter)
It's an intense kiss scene.
Lin Ye didn't want to continue kissing any more, and felt like taking the time to say something: "I'm really comfortable now."
"With it, I can negotiate terms with them."
"Say! What are the conditions!" Chief Guizi finally found a gap to intervene.
"I won't talk to you, your level is too low."
Lin Ye said disdainfully: "If I want to talk, I have to talk to your emperor."
"You are not yellow enough, your shit is yellow at best."
This terrible line, Lin Ye felt his face burn when he said it.
"Okay! I agree to your conditions. If I invite His Majesty the Emperor, what conditions do you propose?"
Lin Ye: "I want to talk to him. I want to kill the emperor's wife and let her have a son. If he dares to start a war again, I will... I will spank his ass!"
"Well said, stick!"
Yinhua looked particularly excited in Lin Ye's arms.
As a result, when the devil heard this, he immediately drew his gun: "How dare you insult Emperor Oshimamoto! I will kill you now! I will let you die!"
As a result, both of them ignored him, still immersed in 'comfort'.
"Yinmei, have fun again!"
Lin Ye suddenly took out the grenade hidden in Yinmei's crotch, and Yinmei quickly pulled the string for him.
Then the grenade exploded amid the laughter of the two!
boom!
The director finally shouted at this time: "Crack!"
Lin Ye let go of the actress and let out a long breath.
This paragraph is longer than Avengers 4!
Lin Ye swore that no matter how much money he gave in the future, he would never act in such a weird drama again!
The anti-Japanese drama is ridiculous enough, but you still think it is not innovative enough, and you still have to hide a thunder in your crotch!
Lin Ye is not denying the existence of this kind of operation in history, but it is another matter to shoot such things.
Humiliate the hero!
With a salary of 2000 yuan, Lin Ye ran away without even the actress' friend.
Today, he earned 2000 a day, and Lin Ye is already content.
Late at night.
The beauty of Hengdian is fully blooming at this time.
The barbecue on the roadside and all kinds of beauties on the street can make Lin Ye's mouth water.
But he has to go home early because the two devil roommates don't have the keys to the house.
Home is [-] kilometers away from Hengdian.
Lin Ye usually walks, but today he was in a good mood and took a taxi for 29 yuan.
When he got to the door of the house, he heard ghosts screaming inside...
"Damn it! How did they get in without a key?"
Lin Ye had a bad feeling...
He stepped forward to check the door lock, and found that the lock had been broken, and the door frame had fallen off.
What the hell is this? A devil has entered the house?
"Yamamoto! I call you a fairy!"
"Lin, why are you scolding me?"
"Why are you tearing down my door?"
Murakami Tianye tried to smooth things over: "We have been waiting for you all afternoon, and we were really desperate to urinate, so we had to force our way in..."
I checked my phone, it was dead.
But who would have thought that these two guys would come back so early!
Lin Ye was so angry that he vomited blood: "You little devils really pay attention to hygiene!"
"Don't wait for the end of the month, move out tonight!"
He really couldn't bear it, and lived in the same room with these two top devils.
"Lin Sang, I'm really sorry, I will compensate you for the cost of repairing the door."
"Nonsense! Do you still want me to pay for repairing the door?"
"Lin Sang, don't be too irritable, you are an actor, you have to learn to control your emotions."
Murakami Tianye echoed: "Michikin Yamamoto is right."
However, just after he finished telling Lin Ye to control his emotions, the two devils started arguing again.
"You don't need to flatter me, you shouldn't have kicked me just now! You should have listened to me and bumped with your shoulder! Look what you've done to Lin's house!"
"Michikin Yamamoto, you are too confident in your words. If I hadn't kicked you away with your feet, you would have peed in your pants a long time ago!"
Lin Ye couldn't bear it anymore: "Ba Ga! Can you two get out of my house now?"
The two devils looked surprised...
"Lin Sang, when did you learn Japanese?"
"It's so standard!"
Lin Ye didn't explain anything to them, but told them to leave immediately.
The two ghosts lived with him for more than two months, and left at the end of this month when they said they were here for tourism.
Now it's the end of the month, and these two devils are here to carry their luggage today.
"Lin Sang, we are leaving Huaxia and returning to our hometown. Thank you for your tolerance and understanding these days. You should take care of yourself."
"I wish you success in your career as an actor!"
Lin Ye nodded, hoping that they would leave quickly so that he could go out and find a new roommate, otherwise he would have to bear the rent of such a big house by himself when the rent was paid next month.
I really can't bear it.
Before, Lin Ye had two roommates who were also actors.
But they couldn't hold on, and went back to their hometown to farm.
During the two and a half years he wandered in Hengdian, he did not know how many roommates died.
After the two devils left, Lin Ye immediately used the computer to make a joint rental notice.
I am going to print it out at the print shop tomorrow and post it around the community.
After finishing these, Lin Ye washed up and went to sleep.
Early the next morning, he set off for Hengdian Studios, ready to start the next day's work.
After going through such a ridiculous thing yesterday, Lin Ye swore that he would never act in an anti-Japanese drama again.
But after running around in various film crews, it's so popular to shoot this now!
All morning, Lin Ye didn't receive any play!
"Could it be that I'm destined to play a ghost?"
Lin Ye was a bit unbelieving, but he couldn't bear the low mood that had yielded nothing all morning...
"Forget it, if you play a devil, you can play a devil, as long as the script is not too outrageous."
Lin Ye, who was completely compromised, started the interview.
Soon, he found a very favorite crew.
"Bright Sword"!
Isn't this the most classic anti-Japanese theme in the previous life!
It has been popular for more than ten years, and it still has its second creation and ghost animal on major video platforms, and it is enduring!
Lin Ye has decided, if he wants to act, he will play this!
He went up to inquire, and the crew happened to be recruiting a Japanese-speaking chief.
Moreover, it is very demanding!
The role of the Colonel fully has half the lines of the play!
Each article also requires a mirror to the end, so you can't get stuck!
In order to find an actor who can speak Japanese, the production team insisted on looking for more than half a month.
I really had no choice but to shoot other scenes first.
"Hello, I want to audition for the role of Yamamoto."
Lin Ye said sincerely.
"Yamamoto?" The assistant director sat on the plastic chair with a hint of doubt on his face.
He hurriedly searched for the script and biographies in his hand.
"Do you speak Japanese?"
"meeting."
"How much will it be?"
"Plenum!"
The assistant director was silent.
He obviously didn't believe it.
Damn, some actors are like this, regardless of other things, as long as you ask him if he will, he will say yes!
After joining the group, what he was asked to do, he didn’t know what to do, I don’t know, I don’t know...
So facing Lin Ye who was full of confidence, the assistant director unconsciously felt a kind of disgust.
"Another one came to make trouble."
The assistant director rolled his eyes: "Let's go, you can't play this role."
"I can speak Japanese, really!"
Lin Ye was in a hurry and was so anxious to communicate with him directly in Japanese.
There was a chattering output.
It seems to be the language from home...
"Fuck? You didn't bluff me, did you?"
The assistant director was shocked, it was the first time he heard a Chinese speak Japanese like his mother tongue!
"You come with me."
The assistant director lifted the tarpaulin and went in.
Then he took out the script book of Immortal Yamamoto and said to Lin Ye: "Come on, read it like this."
Lin Ye started immediately: "You really know her, I think you must be Li Yunlong's troops." (Japanese version)
(End of this chapter)
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