China entertainment good man biography

Chapter 255 Egg Tarts
In the first semester of college, I met too many people, hundreds of friends, I don’t remember how I met senior Lan Yi, he raised a seven-month-old Alaska, one of the three idiots in the snow, It's called egg tart.

The senior may need to live in the dormitory of the factory for an internship, so he asks the circle of friends to help find someone to take care of the egg tarts for a period of time.In this way, I brought the egg tart to the school, its dog food, its toys, and a large bag of luggage.

Students in the pet class like to do this kind of helpful thing. Some time ago, Xu Lu saw a high school girl asking for help to adopt a tabby cat on the Internet. Yes, the kitten's name is Guazi, but Xu Lu thinks Guazi sounds better.

Our dormitory, cats, hamsters, and a large dog are enough to deduct several credits.

An adult Alaska can weigh more than 100 kilograms, and a seven-month-old egg tart weighs more than 60 kilograms. It is thin, but heavier than a tiger.

Dogs less than one year old are good at tearing down houses. On the first night when Egg Tart came to the girls' dormitory, he destroyed the shoes and socks in the lower bunk.After self-study and school in the evening, I saw a messy dormitory. The hamster cage hanging from the ceiling was considered safe. Guazai usually accompanied us to class and stayed in the desk drawer. Otherwise, cats and dogs would be dismantled together. The dog is in charge of the lower bunk, so the whole dormitory is useless.

Fortunately, it was just a little messy, no valuables were bitten, but a few socks were lost.After cleaning and educating the dog, I tied it to the balcony. It was cool and there was nothing to tear down.

When I woke up the next day, I vaguely heard the sound of the egg tart trying to brew and vomit. I looked at it, and saw a huge "dinosaur egg" spit out of its dog's mouth? ? ?
This involves my knowledge blind spot, what is this thing?

I woke everyone up, and a few girls went to watch the "giant egg". Xu Lu took a disposable chopstick and poked it, and the "egg" fell apart.

oh!It turned out to be a few socks from the head of the house! It was lumped together in the stomach of the egg tart overnight, and it became a ball, and when it was spit out, it was squeezed into an egg!

"Head of the dormitory, what was spit out, not pulled out, wash it... Uh, do you want more?" Hahahaha, the whole dormitory laughed.

The head of the house had tears in his eyes: "Brother Jie, lose money!"

Later, senior Lan Yi lost money, and the head of the dormitory bought new socks. Not long after, the egg tart took the opportunity to swallow it again, and then spit it out the next day. Among the seven girls in the dormitory, the egg tart only swallowed the socks of the head of the house.

Maybe Shechang's feet are more fragrant.

When I walk the little tiger every day, I will also bring egg tarts. If there is a lot of homemade dog food made by my teacher, I will share the egg tarts to taste.

One day, I saw a foreign video, which was a video of a husky saying I LOVE YOU.I looked at Egg Tart, Alaska and Husky have similar voices, so can we!

"Egg tart, say I LOVE YOU, I, LOVE, YOU, I LOVE YOU." I taught egg tart for more than two hours, and then went out to buy a watermelon.

Egg tart saw the watermelon, his eyes were straightened, and his saliva flowed all over the place.

I said casually: "Egg tart, say I LOVE YOU."

Egg tart: "I LOVE YOU~I~I LOVE YOU~"

Learned!The female classmates went crazy, everyone had to come and listen to a dog confession, then hug and kiss it.The girls from the dormitory next door, the girls from the class next door, all come. Our dormitory is like a guest house, with people coming and going.

When I returned the egg tart to the senior, I told him that with this skill, the egg tart will not have to worry about picking up girls in the future.If I need his help in the future, try to help me as much as possible.

Later, I helped the senior raise the egg tarts for a few days. The egg tarts have grown to more than 90 catties for eight months.One day he came to our school to walk the dog with Danta, and Danta suddenly fell to the ground and his limbs twitched.Several people carried the egg tarts, and Teacher Lu also helped carry the egg tarts to the nearest school animal hospital.

Huang Guangjie is a leader in the second class and has rich practical medical experience. I have seen him treat several dogs with my own eyes.At that time, he was on night shift at the animal hospital. He judged that Egg Tart had taken poison and gave it an injection to detoxify it, but Egg Tart still had dilated pupils and his body began to stiffen.

Can't help.

After leaving the animal hospital that night, it started to rain. Huang Guangjie, me, and Lan Yi dragged the egg tarts to the river next to the school, under a big tree, dug a hole in the rain, and buried the egg tarts. up.

Although it is not my dog, I have been sad for a long time.

When choosing an internship unit, all the students in the class wanted to stay in the local area. There were two places to go to Zhongshan, Guangdong, but no one was willing to go.

Xu Lu and I signed up.

(End of this chapter)