I, Han Gaozu, actually traveled through Song Gaozong?

Chapter 24
Facing the gate of the bedroom, more than a dozen futons were placed on the ground.

On each futon, another girl sat upright.

All of these people were wearing gray sea blue and the same novice hat as Daoji, and their eyes were closed tightly. Even though Liu Bang had already arrived in front of him, he still didn't know it.

When did Lao Liu see such a scene, he asked the eunuch next to him suspiciously:
"This is the gift from Zhang Jun? What does it mean?"

The palace is short of staff recently, the old eunuch has just been transferred over by the Ministry of Internal Affairs, after hearing the emperor's question, he smiled flatteringly and said:
"Taiwei Zhang knew that the government's family had recently paid homage to the Buddha, so he recruited people to find some young ladies on the West Lake. Apart from poetry and musical instruments, these people are also good at studying Buddhism on weekdays!"

"If the officials want to listen to Buddhist scriptures, let them talk to you. If..." the old eunuch smiled lewdly, "It's also possible."

"They have never been shaved or precepted. This attire is only because Zhang Taiwei is considerate and worried that the officials will not be able to enter the samadhi, so they let them dress like this."

The old face of Zhang Jun appeared in his mind, and Liu Bang felt it was extremely weird.

The old boy saves trouble, spends a penny, and lets people do two jobs.

After circling these people, Liu Bang had to admit that Zhang Jun would arrange them.

If it was a normal day, maybe he would follow Zhang Taiwei, and it would be a good intention from others.

But today he pretended to be troubled and struggled in his mind for a long time before he gritted his teeth and said:

"Forget it, send them back."

As soon as the words came out, the old eunuch still had no reaction, and each of them couldn't bear it any longer, and forgot Zhang Jun's order.

Jun opened his eyes, and the rosary in his hand also stopped.

At first, I thought that Taiwei Zhang had special hobbies, but I didn't expect that I would be dragged to this palace to pretend to be a nun while drinking and painting on the West Lake.

And when they knew that their benefactor today was the Great Song Emperor, they were all extremely excited.

It only takes one night... just tonight, even if you are not loved by the emperor, as long as you can talk to the emperor, after you go back, everyone's worth will be multiplied by several times, naturally it will not be a problem.

If one is lucky enough to be favored by the emperor, then it is true, it can be regarded as flying on a branch and becoming a phoenix.

But now, Zhao Guan's family didn't do anything, so they wanted to send someone to send him back.

Although it is not a hard job, compared with what each of them thinks in their hearts, there is still a gap inevitably.

Opportunities are always in the hands of those who are prepared.

They are thin-skinned and embarrassed to speak; but there are others who are not thin-skinned.

"Official family, I have missed you for a long time, why are you so cruel..."

The little lady sitting in the back row is not pretending to be that nun at this moment... The gray Haiqing is already wide, and I don't know where she got it, but that Haiqing slipped from her shoulders, revealing a touch of fragrant shoulders.

The old eunuch scolded: "Presumptuous!"

Liu Bang scolded: "Presumptuous!"

It's just that one is facing the little lady, and the other is facing the old eunuch himself.

How many years, how many years has it been.

Still can't stand women, Qi Ji was like this back then, he was so fascinated that he couldn't get out of bed.

"You talk like this, how can I abandon your kindness... It's just that there are a lot of things recently, you might as well stay in the palace first, and we can talk about it another day."

As he spoke, he stretched out his hand, trying to pull her clothes up.

The little lady smiled charmingly, and when the emperor got closer to her, she turned sideways so that he could see her appearance clearly.

I don't know if it was because there was no lunch break today, but when the emperor touched her, he seemed to lose his strength, not only did he not pull her up, but he even pulled her down a bit.

This scene contrasted with a real faint-hearted appearance.

"The official family..."

The two were so close that Liu Bang could even feel the heat of her breath when she spoke in his ear.

When the other people in the palace saw this, they admired the elder sister's boldness, but also secretly annoyed that they were too slow to move, but let others snatch such a good thing.

Knowing that men like to pretend to be serious, they forgot that the emperor is also a man.

Liu Bang's movements didn't stop, instead, he slid across her waist, and then suddenly changed direction.

The little lady smiled, but the look in her eyes became colder and colder.

The emperors of the Zhao family really deserve to die.

Liu Bang's hand kept sliding until it reached the bottom of the futon, and he took out something from underneath.

The girl's smile froze on her face.

"I just said, why do you have one shoulder high and the other low? It turns out that your butt is uneven."

Only then did the old eunuch come to his senses, and screamed:
"Assassins! There are assassins!"

While speaking, he stood in front of the emperor.

The sound worked extremely quickly, and in just a split second, the forbidden army rushed in and surrounded the group of kiln sisters.

The speed is so fast that His Majesty the Emperor is very satisfied.

Pulling away the old eunuch in front of him, Liu Bang gave him a blank look:
"When you find out, I've been cut off!"

He played with the dagger he took out from under the futon, and couldn't help sighing in his heart:
Before Yue Fei and Jin Ren arrived, so many things had already happened.

The emperor of the Song Dynasty just seemed more at ease.

Looking at this scene, Yang Yizhong frowned.

He was assassinated outside the palace today, and when he returned to the palace, there are still people who dare!

I really don't take them seriously!

"minister……"

Liu Bang waved his hand, motioning him not to talk about the scene.

Looking at the group of female monks in the bedroom, all of them had knives on their shoulders, except for the one who hid the knives, all of them were pale and terrified.

Crouching down, the little lady no longer had the same charm just now, her left and right lapels were pulled tightly by her, not showing an inch of skin.

Squatting in front of her, Liu Bang asked:

"If you tell yourself now, you can save yourself a lot of trouble."

The little lady turned her head sideways and closed her eyes.

"Actually, it's okay if you don't tell me, anyway, I only know one, and you want my life."

"As for your purpose, whether you have any accomplices, etc., I really want to know, but if you don't say anything, it's fine if you don't know."

"Yang Yizhong, take this person to the edge of the West Lake, take off his clothes and dry them in the sun."

"It's really Amitabha, Amitabha."

Today, he killed Qin Liu just because Qin Liu wanted to pick up his clothes.

But now, he wanted to do the same thing as Qin Liu.

The main reason is that when he was in front of Sibei Building today, he heard two women say:
"If you were really stripped of your clothes, it would be better to just die."

This remark aroused the approval of many people present.

For a place where stripping clothes is more important than losing life, he actually doesn't quite understand...

Of course life is the most important thing in this world!
But it's still the same sentence, the country of Song has the customs of the country of Song, and he doesn't need to understand it. He just needs to know that threatening a girl with this matter is better than killing her. .

Sure enough, when the woman heard this, her expression changed instantly.

He hesitated for a while, frowned for a while; gritted his teeth for a while, and smiled wryly for a while.

After a long time, she opened her mouth to curse:
"Dog Emperor!"

Liu Bang smiled instead of anger. Knowing that she scolded her like that meant he was willing to say it.

(End of this chapter)