I, Han Gaozu, actually traveled through Song Gaozong?
Chapter 4 No Common Sense
Chapter 4 No Common Sense
"What's your name, do you have brothers and sisters in your family, what kind of livelihood does your father do?"
Liu Bang held the little maid in his arms and asked the soul three times. He slept until almost noon, and he was very comfortable.
He hadn't felt this kind of handy feeling for a long time.
However, this body is still a bit weak after all, and it will sweat profusely when it is moved a little, it is still not as good as my original skin.
This little palace maid has just passed through the human affairs, and the flush on her face has not faded at this moment.
Just leaning on the emperor's chest, whispered:
"If you go back to the official's house, the slave's real name is Wang, with only the word 'chan'. She is the eldest daughter of the family. There is also a brother in the family who earns a living by the West Lake."
"The father of the slave family is the guard of the Qiantang Gate in Lin'an City."
"Hmm..." Liu Bang thought about it, after all, he was the first person he saw after reincarnation, so it could be regarded as some kind of fate.
Besides, right now he urgently needs someone who can tell the truth to himself.
"Since you and I are husband and wife, now, how do you think I should treat you?"
Liu Bang really didn't know, and he asked sincerely.
But to Wang Chan's ears, it was a different taste.
People in the palace often said: After Empress Xing fell into the hands of the golden man, the official family will no longer be close to women.
Since the funeral of Yuan Yi's crown prince, Zhao Yan, the emperor has had nothing to do.
Everyone knows that whoever can give birth to a prince for the Zhao family will be able to be the birth mother of the crown prince and become rich and prosperous.
"How dare the slave family ask for anything extravagantly, I just hope that the officials will not forget the slave family."
"Forget what!"
Liu Bang was very dissatisfied with these words. How could a person who values love and righteousness like himself do ruthless things.
"It's not easy for your father to do the garrison work to raise your siblings, and it's been exposed to the wind and the sun for years."
"Now that you're with me, he doesn't know about it outside. It won't make sense anywhere."
"I'm going to go out for a walk in a while, and I'll also meet my old father-in-law who hasn't masked his face. If there is a place that can help, I will help."
"It's just that this trip is a private visit, it's not easy to reveal your identity, and I'm afraid that the old father-in-law won't believe me, so you have to give me something personal, so that the old man can feel at ease."
Wang Chan's heart almost melted when he heard the word "father-in-law" in one mouthful.
How could he refuse to comply with the emperor's request, and took off an amulet hanging around his neck:
"My mother asked for this in the Daxiangguo Temple back then, and my slave has been wearing it since I was a child... If the official family sees my father and just shows him this, he will have no doubts."
Seeing that the girl was so sensible, Liu Bang couldn't help but reward her again.
By the time I got up, it was getting late outside, and it was time for dinner.
As soon as he pushed open the palace door, he was startled by the battle outside.
The female officials and eunuchs stood full outside, and everyone's hands were not empty. The wooden plates they carried were filled with various things, including new clothes and shoes, as well as jewelry, and their faces were full of joy.
The older ones, the old people in the palace who escaped from Bianjing, even wiped away their tears.
Great joy!Great joy!
The last time the officials of the Song Dynasty had sex, Emperor Huizong was still alive!
A well-qualified old eunuch stepped forward to greet him and said:
"The officials have been busy all day, and they didn't even have a mouthful of tea and rice. The Shangshi Bureau has already prepared meals."
This old eunuch speaks in a strange way!
Knowing that he was mocking him for doing that during the day, Liu Bang blushed slightly, but he soon returned to normal.
The old eunuch didn't notice any difference, and continued:
"Wang Niangzi should receive several grades of imperial seals, please let the officials show you."
"Hmm..." Liu Bang pretended to be thinking, and threw the question back:
"What do you think?"
"This..." The old eunuch lowered his eyebrows, and tentatively said, "If you are a Jieyu, you deserve it."
This is true, not to mention Jieyu, as the only woman in the imperial city who was touched by the emperor, it is not impossible to give Wang Chan a higher status.
Liu Bang couldn't tell the difference, so he nodded and said, "Do as you say."
"The meal..."
"I won't eat anymore, I'm going out of the palace."
The old eunuch can't decide this matter, the young man who has been watching coldly stood up and said:
"Officials, no."
Liu Bang knew this person, and he was there when he was questioned last night.
This is the first person to say 'no' to him since last night.
At first, I thought it would be very cool to be the emperor of Song Dynasty. There is no tigress in the harem to watch, and there is no one who is not afraid of death to talk back.
Now it seems that it is still a little bit different from what he imagined.
"who are you?"
Although he was puzzled why the emperor asked such a question, but thinking that the emperor had just hurt his head, he replied honestly:
"The minister Xin Ciying, living in the palace and giving up people."
"What?"
"Responsible for recording His Majesty's words and deeds."
Liu Bang nodded and took it down: "I want to leave the palace, why not?"
"It's getting late, I'm afraid something will happen."
What he said was not unreasonable.
However, he has already made a decision in his heart, and Liu Bang does not intend to compromise.
"Then I must go out?"
Xin Ciying didn't hesitate at all: "I will record it truthfully in the "Liuju Zhu" and hand it over to Yushitai."
According to his understanding of his own emperor, this matter should end here.
After all, the speech officials of the Great Song Dynasty were no less powerful than the golden men.
But what Xin Ciying didn't expect was that the emperor replied directly after hearing this:
"it is good!"
Then he continued: "You can make arrangements by the way. This trip is a private visit. You must not put on airs, disturb the people, or let too many people know."
"Sir, obey the order."
Xin Ciying's movements were quick, and it only took a short time for a stick of incense to fire up the guards. At the same time, he notified the governor of Lin'an Prefecture, asking him to send more people to maintain law and order.
"Officer, where are you going?"
Remembering what Wang Chan told herself, Liu Bang said in the carriage:
"Qiantang Gate, to Qiantang Gate."
After leaving Da Nei and passing through Donghua Gate, there are no people to be seen on this street, basically all buildings of the imperial court.
After passing Chaotianmen, this half-lost country, the capital city of the Song Dynasty after a thousand years, was finally exposed to Liu Bang.
It was already dark, but it couldn't block the candle lights in the buildings on the side of the road;
Peddlers pushing small carts, girls in silk, pedestrians coming and going.
The farther north we went, the louder the voices became, and the more people there were.
Liu Bang is like a ignorant boy who has never seen the world, and he is very curious about all this.
"What is that man doing? Why are there so many people around?"
"It should be a juggling entertainer, and what he earns is a piece of money."
"Where is it? What is cooking there? It smells delicious!"
"Officials, that's frying, not cooking."
"That, that, the outfits of those people are so strange, why is that?"
Xin Ciying followed the emperor's fingers and replied helplessly:
"Officials, that's a Tubo monk, no different from a Han monk."
"What is a monk..."
Only halfway through the question, Liu Bang suddenly stopped talking.
Xin Ciying didn't know how badly his emperor was injured, but he knew that it must be serious anyway.
The things asked are not knowledge anymore, but common sense one after another.
But when the emperor asked the next question, Xin Ciying felt that he was wrong again.
Zhao Guan's family doesn't even have common sense.
"The Han land you mentioned, do you mean our territory?"
Liu Bang looked at him seriously.
(End of this chapter)
"What's your name, do you have brothers and sisters in your family, what kind of livelihood does your father do?"
Liu Bang held the little maid in his arms and asked the soul three times. He slept until almost noon, and he was very comfortable.
He hadn't felt this kind of handy feeling for a long time.
However, this body is still a bit weak after all, and it will sweat profusely when it is moved a little, it is still not as good as my original skin.
This little palace maid has just passed through the human affairs, and the flush on her face has not faded at this moment.
Just leaning on the emperor's chest, whispered:
"If you go back to the official's house, the slave's real name is Wang, with only the word 'chan'. She is the eldest daughter of the family. There is also a brother in the family who earns a living by the West Lake."
"The father of the slave family is the guard of the Qiantang Gate in Lin'an City."
"Hmm..." Liu Bang thought about it, after all, he was the first person he saw after reincarnation, so it could be regarded as some kind of fate.
Besides, right now he urgently needs someone who can tell the truth to himself.
"Since you and I are husband and wife, now, how do you think I should treat you?"
Liu Bang really didn't know, and he asked sincerely.
But to Wang Chan's ears, it was a different taste.
People in the palace often said: After Empress Xing fell into the hands of the golden man, the official family will no longer be close to women.
Since the funeral of Yuan Yi's crown prince, Zhao Yan, the emperor has had nothing to do.
Everyone knows that whoever can give birth to a prince for the Zhao family will be able to be the birth mother of the crown prince and become rich and prosperous.
"How dare the slave family ask for anything extravagantly, I just hope that the officials will not forget the slave family."
"Forget what!"
Liu Bang was very dissatisfied with these words. How could a person who values love and righteousness like himself do ruthless things.
"It's not easy for your father to do the garrison work to raise your siblings, and it's been exposed to the wind and the sun for years."
"Now that you're with me, he doesn't know about it outside. It won't make sense anywhere."
"I'm going to go out for a walk in a while, and I'll also meet my old father-in-law who hasn't masked his face. If there is a place that can help, I will help."
"It's just that this trip is a private visit, it's not easy to reveal your identity, and I'm afraid that the old father-in-law won't believe me, so you have to give me something personal, so that the old man can feel at ease."
Wang Chan's heart almost melted when he heard the word "father-in-law" in one mouthful.
How could he refuse to comply with the emperor's request, and took off an amulet hanging around his neck:
"My mother asked for this in the Daxiangguo Temple back then, and my slave has been wearing it since I was a child... If the official family sees my father and just shows him this, he will have no doubts."
Seeing that the girl was so sensible, Liu Bang couldn't help but reward her again.
By the time I got up, it was getting late outside, and it was time for dinner.
As soon as he pushed open the palace door, he was startled by the battle outside.
The female officials and eunuchs stood full outside, and everyone's hands were not empty. The wooden plates they carried were filled with various things, including new clothes and shoes, as well as jewelry, and their faces were full of joy.
The older ones, the old people in the palace who escaped from Bianjing, even wiped away their tears.
Great joy!Great joy!
The last time the officials of the Song Dynasty had sex, Emperor Huizong was still alive!
A well-qualified old eunuch stepped forward to greet him and said:
"The officials have been busy all day, and they didn't even have a mouthful of tea and rice. The Shangshi Bureau has already prepared meals."
This old eunuch speaks in a strange way!
Knowing that he was mocking him for doing that during the day, Liu Bang blushed slightly, but he soon returned to normal.
The old eunuch didn't notice any difference, and continued:
"Wang Niangzi should receive several grades of imperial seals, please let the officials show you."
"Hmm..." Liu Bang pretended to be thinking, and threw the question back:
"What do you think?"
"This..." The old eunuch lowered his eyebrows, and tentatively said, "If you are a Jieyu, you deserve it."
This is true, not to mention Jieyu, as the only woman in the imperial city who was touched by the emperor, it is not impossible to give Wang Chan a higher status.
Liu Bang couldn't tell the difference, so he nodded and said, "Do as you say."
"The meal..."
"I won't eat anymore, I'm going out of the palace."
The old eunuch can't decide this matter, the young man who has been watching coldly stood up and said:
"Officials, no."
Liu Bang knew this person, and he was there when he was questioned last night.
This is the first person to say 'no' to him since last night.
At first, I thought it would be very cool to be the emperor of Song Dynasty. There is no tigress in the harem to watch, and there is no one who is not afraid of death to talk back.
Now it seems that it is still a little bit different from what he imagined.
"who are you?"
Although he was puzzled why the emperor asked such a question, but thinking that the emperor had just hurt his head, he replied honestly:
"The minister Xin Ciying, living in the palace and giving up people."
"What?"
"Responsible for recording His Majesty's words and deeds."
Liu Bang nodded and took it down: "I want to leave the palace, why not?"
"It's getting late, I'm afraid something will happen."
What he said was not unreasonable.
However, he has already made a decision in his heart, and Liu Bang does not intend to compromise.
"Then I must go out?"
Xin Ciying didn't hesitate at all: "I will record it truthfully in the "Liuju Zhu" and hand it over to Yushitai."
According to his understanding of his own emperor, this matter should end here.
After all, the speech officials of the Great Song Dynasty were no less powerful than the golden men.
But what Xin Ciying didn't expect was that the emperor replied directly after hearing this:
"it is good!"
Then he continued: "You can make arrangements by the way. This trip is a private visit. You must not put on airs, disturb the people, or let too many people know."
"Sir, obey the order."
Xin Ciying's movements were quick, and it only took a short time for a stick of incense to fire up the guards. At the same time, he notified the governor of Lin'an Prefecture, asking him to send more people to maintain law and order.
"Officer, where are you going?"
Remembering what Wang Chan told herself, Liu Bang said in the carriage:
"Qiantang Gate, to Qiantang Gate."
After leaving Da Nei and passing through Donghua Gate, there are no people to be seen on this street, basically all buildings of the imperial court.
After passing Chaotianmen, this half-lost country, the capital city of the Song Dynasty after a thousand years, was finally exposed to Liu Bang.
It was already dark, but it couldn't block the candle lights in the buildings on the side of the road;
Peddlers pushing small carts, girls in silk, pedestrians coming and going.
The farther north we went, the louder the voices became, and the more people there were.
Liu Bang is like a ignorant boy who has never seen the world, and he is very curious about all this.
"What is that man doing? Why are there so many people around?"
"It should be a juggling entertainer, and what he earns is a piece of money."
"Where is it? What is cooking there? It smells delicious!"
"Officials, that's frying, not cooking."
"That, that, the outfits of those people are so strange, why is that?"
Xin Ciying followed the emperor's fingers and replied helplessly:
"Officials, that's a Tubo monk, no different from a Han monk."
"What is a monk..."
Only halfway through the question, Liu Bang suddenly stopped talking.
Xin Ciying didn't know how badly his emperor was injured, but he knew that it must be serious anyway.
The things asked are not knowledge anymore, but common sense one after another.
But when the emperor asked the next question, Xin Ciying felt that he was wrong again.
Zhao Guan's family doesn't even have common sense.
"The Han land you mentioned, do you mean our territory?"
Liu Bang looked at him seriously.
(End of this chapter)
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