I, Han Gaozu, actually traveled through Song Gaozong?
Chapter 59 Not Drunk
Chapter 59 Not Drunk
Zhang Taiwei has always been quick to do things, especially this kind of work of looking for flowers and asking willows, which is his specialty.
When people invite waiters, it is always Liu Bei who invites Zhuge Liang, and what he pays attention to is the word "ritual".
Zhang Jun's typical Qiuba background, he can't play with so many circles,
Throw the money out and take the women away.
The main one is simple and direct.
In this vertical arched hall, two bells, bian and feng, rang together; there were three echoes of special, jade and bian; plus the big xun, small xun, xiao, flute, qin, and siere...
Cheerful tight, lively tight.
However, the louder the voice, the more noisy it becomes.
The dark clouds that had accumulated over Lin'an City for several days could no longer hold back, and the music in the hall rang out, and the rain finally fell.
Being so oppressed by the dark clouds all day long, I couldn't help feeling a little more depressed in my heart. Now that it's all over, everyone's hearts are completely relaxed, as if they have held back a long breath of depression, and now they can finally spit it out. go out.
The emperor sat high, although he shouted to ask Zhang Taiwei to find the little lady, but when the girls really arrived, he became serious again.
Like a buddhist zhike master, he enthusiastically arranged a girl for everyone...For younger ones like Yang Yizhong and Zhao Mi, he matched two of them, like Guo Yaoshi and Zhao Mi. For Xiang Guangshi, who is older, he will give three to each of them.
The only way is that you must have fun, otherwise you will not give him face.
Well, everyone is gradually getting used to His Majesty the Emperor with such a street spirit.
But he himself didn't want a girl, he just watched Wu and ate wine, and only had a few words with everyone while changing the tune.
The emperor was like this, and the generals who were surrounded by Yingying Yanyan, even if they had a reaction in their hearts, they didn't dare to show it at all.
People like Zhang Taiwei dared to grab their little hands while drinking; people like Yang Yizhong and Liu Qi could only sit upright, as if they were in a state of tranquility.
There was loud thunder outside, and there was endless singing and dancing in the hall.
This banquet was held for three hours, from daytime to dark, which made people in the harem jealous and ministers outside the palace suspicious.
This time, the princes really won.
But what should we do next?
His Majesty the Emperor didn't come up with an explanation, he couldn't, did he really resign the official?
What a joke!
Everyone only hoped that the emperor's move was to vent his anger. After the venting, he calmed down, and the Great Song Dynasty was still the Great Song Dynasty, and it could not change its appearance.
If the officials are really determined to make trouble to the end...
Impossible, since ancient times, it has never been heard that a court with only three ministers and only two can still function.
Except for raising his glass when the emperor persuaded him to drink, Yang Yizhong closed his eyes and rested his mind at other times.
The girl next to him didn't expect to follow a log, and after several persuasions to no avail, she started having fun with other girls beside her.
Taking advantage of another song to give up, Yang Dushi suddenly opened his eyes... The girl thought that the adult had finally lost his temper, and just wanted to lean on her body, but she didn't want him to stand up directly.
He also bumped into the girl, and as soon as the iron armor touched the person, the girl shed a few tears in pain, and she kept cursing inwardly at this incomprehensible stupid cow.
"Official!"
Yang Dushi took the place of the dancing girls, and everyone had to stay where they were, and as a result, the music also stopped.
For the first time, the hall was not so noisy, only the sound of rain and thunder was still ringing.
"I'll talk about what Aiqing said in another day. I just said it just now. I won't talk about anything else today. I'm just having fun."
As he spoke, he raised the wine cup and took another drink.
Seeing the emperor's ruddy complexion, obviously overdosing, Yang Yizhong bowed and said:
"You can't do that."
"You... don't understand what I'm saying? Go and play with your girl, don't come to me to be drunk and crazy!"
"Chen...not drunk."
"If you are not drunk, then I am drunk?"
Yang Yizhong paused: "You're drunk."
Seeing that the wood started to be stubborn again, Zhang Jun quickly stood up, and when he was done, he quietly pinched the capital of the people around him.
"Official, he is drunk, drunk, don't be as knowledgeable as him."
As he spoke, he pulled Yang Dushi, trying to take him back to his seat.
He just pulled it a few times, but Yang Yizhong didn't move. Zhang Jun was so anxious that he cursed in a low voice:
"Don't be a motherfucker! The officials are holding back their anger now!"
It turned out that Zhang Taiwei also knew that the officials were very angry.
That's right, who in this hall doesn't know that the officials are very angry?
Yang Yizhong clasped his fists again and said, "Official, you can't do this."
'Snapped--'
The wine glass was thrown from the emperor's hand, landed on Yang Dushi's shoulder, bounced to the other end, and finally fell to the ground.
"You also want to be like them, don't you?"
"You also want to follow the example of those civil servants and force Lao Tzu, don't you!"
While cursing, Liu Bang finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Damn, if no one came to persuade her, she would really be drunk.
Although he really wanted to, this person was either Xiang Guangshi or Zhang Junzhong.
But it was reasonable for Yang Yizhong to stand up.
It's just that it doesn't suit him.
"Sir, I don't dare."
"Don't you dare? Why don't you dare?"
Liu Bang stood up, and the people who were sitting quickly started to move together, and those leading hostesses invited from different ships even fell down on the ground.
"What did I do wrong? Huh? Tell me, what did I do wrong?"
"Killed a Minister of the Ministry of War who was greedy for ink's military salary, didn't you? Then you fucking people, do you think he should be killed?"
"The old boy in Sibei Building is right, I was deceived by you! What kind of men and women are all fucking nonsense used to deceive me! You only divide literati, warriors, emperors and ministers here, and Han people... snort."
Liu Bang sneered: "If you don't fight, you won't fight. Everyone doesn't want to fight back. Why do I fight back? I lick my face and say something nice to the Jinren. If you are the emperor in Lin'an City, you are not the emperor anymore. ?”
"What's the point of calling back? Can I eat two more dishes and sleep with two more women every day?"
"It seems that I am asking you, bah!"
These words were half true and half false, and for a moment, this thought really flashed through his mind.
It's because of the word 'Han' that I'm trying so hard to regain the country of Song Dynasty.
Anyway, it was his Zhao family who was being scolded, and he took this life as a blessing, and when the time came, he closed his eyes and kicked his legs, no matter what happened to him.
However, this idea is mostly out of anger.
If he could really convince himself so easily, it wouldn't be the same to be a King of Han back then.
Facing the emperor's scolding, Yang Yizhong remained silent.
When the emperor wanted to investigate corruption, the reason why he would speak up was thinking about today's situation.
To put it bluntly, Yang Yizhong's heart is the same as that of many people,
The emperor is a bit confused, and sometimes it's not a bad thing.
It's all right now, Zhao Guan's family managed to get a little bloody, and was immediately hit by a literati from the Song Dynasty...
"I haven't visited Miyagi today, so I'm leaving first."
Dushi Yang bowed again, and the emperor waved his hand: "Go away."
After this episode, everyone seemed to lose interest, and Liu Bang also stopped singing and dancing.
Seeing Guo Yaoshi looking at him meaningfully, he poured another glass of wine and walked up to the old man:
"What does that look on your face mean?"
The latter smiled inscrutably: "You should save Yang Dushi's life. This son's heart is invaluable."
"What do you mean? I'm drunk, so I speak up when I have something to say."
Guo Yaoshi said: "You are not drunk. If you are drunk, you will not think that Xiang Guangshi is here, and remember to hide your identity for the little old man."
The emperor called himself the owner of Sibei Building just now... This is the first time since he revealed his identity.
And just now Yang Yizhong just persuaded, the emperor scolded so many words.
It's not that you can't scold, but... it's a bit deliberate.
It's as if he deliberately told people what he thought in his heart.
Liu Bang turned the wine glass, staring at the lines on it, as if in a daze.
"You kid, do you know why Song, Liao, Jin and the Three Kingdoms can't tolerate you?"
"Because you're kind of smart, but not much."
(End of this chapter)
Zhang Taiwei has always been quick to do things, especially this kind of work of looking for flowers and asking willows, which is his specialty.
When people invite waiters, it is always Liu Bei who invites Zhuge Liang, and what he pays attention to is the word "ritual".
Zhang Jun's typical Qiuba background, he can't play with so many circles,
Throw the money out and take the women away.
The main one is simple and direct.
In this vertical arched hall, two bells, bian and feng, rang together; there were three echoes of special, jade and bian; plus the big xun, small xun, xiao, flute, qin, and siere...
Cheerful tight, lively tight.
However, the louder the voice, the more noisy it becomes.
The dark clouds that had accumulated over Lin'an City for several days could no longer hold back, and the music in the hall rang out, and the rain finally fell.
Being so oppressed by the dark clouds all day long, I couldn't help feeling a little more depressed in my heart. Now that it's all over, everyone's hearts are completely relaxed, as if they have held back a long breath of depression, and now they can finally spit it out. go out.
The emperor sat high, although he shouted to ask Zhang Taiwei to find the little lady, but when the girls really arrived, he became serious again.
Like a buddhist zhike master, he enthusiastically arranged a girl for everyone...For younger ones like Yang Yizhong and Zhao Mi, he matched two of them, like Guo Yaoshi and Zhao Mi. For Xiang Guangshi, who is older, he will give three to each of them.
The only way is that you must have fun, otherwise you will not give him face.
Well, everyone is gradually getting used to His Majesty the Emperor with such a street spirit.
But he himself didn't want a girl, he just watched Wu and ate wine, and only had a few words with everyone while changing the tune.
The emperor was like this, and the generals who were surrounded by Yingying Yanyan, even if they had a reaction in their hearts, they didn't dare to show it at all.
People like Zhang Taiwei dared to grab their little hands while drinking; people like Yang Yizhong and Liu Qi could only sit upright, as if they were in a state of tranquility.
There was loud thunder outside, and there was endless singing and dancing in the hall.
This banquet was held for three hours, from daytime to dark, which made people in the harem jealous and ministers outside the palace suspicious.
This time, the princes really won.
But what should we do next?
His Majesty the Emperor didn't come up with an explanation, he couldn't, did he really resign the official?
What a joke!
Everyone only hoped that the emperor's move was to vent his anger. After the venting, he calmed down, and the Great Song Dynasty was still the Great Song Dynasty, and it could not change its appearance.
If the officials are really determined to make trouble to the end...
Impossible, since ancient times, it has never been heard that a court with only three ministers and only two can still function.
Except for raising his glass when the emperor persuaded him to drink, Yang Yizhong closed his eyes and rested his mind at other times.
The girl next to him didn't expect to follow a log, and after several persuasions to no avail, she started having fun with other girls beside her.
Taking advantage of another song to give up, Yang Dushi suddenly opened his eyes... The girl thought that the adult had finally lost his temper, and just wanted to lean on her body, but she didn't want him to stand up directly.
He also bumped into the girl, and as soon as the iron armor touched the person, the girl shed a few tears in pain, and she kept cursing inwardly at this incomprehensible stupid cow.
"Official!"
Yang Dushi took the place of the dancing girls, and everyone had to stay where they were, and as a result, the music also stopped.
For the first time, the hall was not so noisy, only the sound of rain and thunder was still ringing.
"I'll talk about what Aiqing said in another day. I just said it just now. I won't talk about anything else today. I'm just having fun."
As he spoke, he raised the wine cup and took another drink.
Seeing the emperor's ruddy complexion, obviously overdosing, Yang Yizhong bowed and said:
"You can't do that."
"You... don't understand what I'm saying? Go and play with your girl, don't come to me to be drunk and crazy!"
"Chen...not drunk."
"If you are not drunk, then I am drunk?"
Yang Yizhong paused: "You're drunk."
Seeing that the wood started to be stubborn again, Zhang Jun quickly stood up, and when he was done, he quietly pinched the capital of the people around him.
"Official, he is drunk, drunk, don't be as knowledgeable as him."
As he spoke, he pulled Yang Dushi, trying to take him back to his seat.
He just pulled it a few times, but Yang Yizhong didn't move. Zhang Jun was so anxious that he cursed in a low voice:
"Don't be a motherfucker! The officials are holding back their anger now!"
It turned out that Zhang Taiwei also knew that the officials were very angry.
That's right, who in this hall doesn't know that the officials are very angry?
Yang Yizhong clasped his fists again and said, "Official, you can't do this."
'Snapped--'
The wine glass was thrown from the emperor's hand, landed on Yang Dushi's shoulder, bounced to the other end, and finally fell to the ground.
"You also want to be like them, don't you?"
"You also want to follow the example of those civil servants and force Lao Tzu, don't you!"
While cursing, Liu Bang finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Damn, if no one came to persuade her, she would really be drunk.
Although he really wanted to, this person was either Xiang Guangshi or Zhang Junzhong.
But it was reasonable for Yang Yizhong to stand up.
It's just that it doesn't suit him.
"Sir, I don't dare."
"Don't you dare? Why don't you dare?"
Liu Bang stood up, and the people who were sitting quickly started to move together, and those leading hostesses invited from different ships even fell down on the ground.
"What did I do wrong? Huh? Tell me, what did I do wrong?"
"Killed a Minister of the Ministry of War who was greedy for ink's military salary, didn't you? Then you fucking people, do you think he should be killed?"
"The old boy in Sibei Building is right, I was deceived by you! What kind of men and women are all fucking nonsense used to deceive me! You only divide literati, warriors, emperors and ministers here, and Han people... snort."
Liu Bang sneered: "If you don't fight, you won't fight. Everyone doesn't want to fight back. Why do I fight back? I lick my face and say something nice to the Jinren. If you are the emperor in Lin'an City, you are not the emperor anymore. ?”
"What's the point of calling back? Can I eat two more dishes and sleep with two more women every day?"
"It seems that I am asking you, bah!"
These words were half true and half false, and for a moment, this thought really flashed through his mind.
It's because of the word 'Han' that I'm trying so hard to regain the country of Song Dynasty.
Anyway, it was his Zhao family who was being scolded, and he took this life as a blessing, and when the time came, he closed his eyes and kicked his legs, no matter what happened to him.
However, this idea is mostly out of anger.
If he could really convince himself so easily, it wouldn't be the same to be a King of Han back then.
Facing the emperor's scolding, Yang Yizhong remained silent.
When the emperor wanted to investigate corruption, the reason why he would speak up was thinking about today's situation.
To put it bluntly, Yang Yizhong's heart is the same as that of many people,
The emperor is a bit confused, and sometimes it's not a bad thing.
It's all right now, Zhao Guan's family managed to get a little bloody, and was immediately hit by a literati from the Song Dynasty...
"I haven't visited Miyagi today, so I'm leaving first."
Dushi Yang bowed again, and the emperor waved his hand: "Go away."
After this episode, everyone seemed to lose interest, and Liu Bang also stopped singing and dancing.
Seeing Guo Yaoshi looking at him meaningfully, he poured another glass of wine and walked up to the old man:
"What does that look on your face mean?"
The latter smiled inscrutably: "You should save Yang Dushi's life. This son's heart is invaluable."
"What do you mean? I'm drunk, so I speak up when I have something to say."
Guo Yaoshi said: "You are not drunk. If you are drunk, you will not think that Xiang Guangshi is here, and remember to hide your identity for the little old man."
The emperor called himself the owner of Sibei Building just now... This is the first time since he revealed his identity.
And just now Yang Yizhong just persuaded, the emperor scolded so many words.
It's not that you can't scold, but... it's a bit deliberate.
It's as if he deliberately told people what he thought in his heart.
Liu Bang turned the wine glass, staring at the lines on it, as if in a daze.
"You kid, do you know why Song, Liao, Jin and the Three Kingdoms can't tolerate you?"
"Because you're kind of smart, but not much."
(End of this chapter)
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