Outrageous, there really is a time traveler!
Chapter 186
Chapter 186
After briefly chatting about He Yaoyao, Su Mu and the others did not continue on this issue.
Then, Bai Xiaoqian and Liu Hong took a break and went to play badminton again.
A young girl, an intellectual mature woman, just wearing a sexy two-piece swimsuit, her bare white feet stepping on the soft green lawn, running, jumping, and waving a racket.
The four slender shoulder straps bear the pressure they shouldn't bear.
Su Mu drank iced juice glass by glass, patiently waiting for the moment when the shoulder straps were disconnected.
It must be wonderful!
As a result, at five o'clock in the afternoon, Liu Hong changed back to her own slim short cheongsam, and left the villa with Bai Xiaoqian talking and laughing.
"Made, the broken swimsuit, the quality is really good!"
Liu Hong went to work at the night banquet ktv.
Bai Xiaoqian went to participate in the school's Saturday yoga association activities.
The two women playing badminton were gone, so Su Mu naturally stopped sitting by the pool, muttered something, and then left.
Six p.m!
No. [-] traverser Xiao Yupeng finally finished the boss fight.
Xiao Yupeng: "Brother, I'm back!"
Xiao Yupeng: "Made, the damned wild boar king has mutated. There is a one-in-a-hundred-thousandth chance that I will take it. The mutated wild boar king's thief Jier Meng, Haoxuan was killed by it."
Xiao Yupeng: "However, a purple outfit exploded, let alone 200 million gold coins, hahaha, it's worth it!"
Ho!
show!
Although Su Mu couldn't play it, it didn't prevent him from understanding this kind of happiness.
Su Mu: "It's ok, brother, it's time to explode the purple dress."
Su Mu: "These 200 million gold coins can be exchanged for a lot of money, right?"
Su Mu's original intention was to know the exchange ratio between Xiao Yupeng's world game currency and real currency.
As a result, Xiao Yupeng replied with a series of question marks.
Xiao Yupeng: "????"
Xiao Yupeng: "Brother, what do you mean, 200 million gold coins are 200 million gold coins, what do you exchange for?"
Seeing Xiao Yupeng's reply, Su Mu was also dumbfounded.
Game currency cannot be exchanged for real currency?
Well, there is a fart in this broken game!
The fun is directly reduced by more than half!
Su Mu: "No, brother, isn't your game world, your game currency can't be exchanged for real currency?"
Su Mu was confused, and Xiao Yupeng was even more confused.
Xiao Yupeng: "It's the game world, but no one told me what real currency I can exchange for. Here, the game currency is the real currency."
Game currency is real currency?
Su Mu's eyes widened.
I rely on!
So exaggerated?
The blame is not the game world, the currency of the world has been replaced by the game currency of the game company.
However, this is too outrageous!
The currency is in control, doesn't it mean that the world is controlled by this game company?
This is the rhythm that forces everyone to play games!
However, when everyone is driven to play games, how should the world develop?
Game currency is currency, who is still working in reality?
If there are no people in the industry, how will the world develop and how will human beings progress?
This is the rhythm to be abolished!
Su Mu: "666, what is the name of this game you play, and what type is it?"
Purely small talk.
Xiao Yupeng: "???"
Xiao Yupeng: "Brother, I, I don't understand what you mean."
Xiao Yupeng: "What is the game I play? My world is a game world."
Xiao Yupeng: "It's not what you think. Instead of sitting in front of the computer and controlling the character with the mouse and keyboard, I am in the game, and I am the character in the game!"
What the hell?
He is in the game?
Is he a character in the game?
Su Mu suddenly remembered another kind of digitalization of the world, a game novel in which all the people become players.
Depend on!
It turns out that what Xiao Yupeng was talking about is this kind of game novel mode!
It's so cool!
Thinking of this, Su Mu quickly replied to Xiao Yupeng.
Su Mu: "Brother, it turns out that your world is the game world, so you are now."
Time flies, and it's an hour in a blink of an eye!
In the villa, Xu Meng drove back Bai Xiaoqian who had finished participating in the school's yoga activities.
And Su Mu also temporarily ended the communication with Xiao Yupeng.
Very exciting, very enjoyable, very longing!
The game world Xiao Yupeng is in is a highly liberalized game world.
The game is roughly divided into archers, warriors, knights, priests, magicians and assassins.
There are also trade unions, you can also form teams, you can download dungeons, you can also create equipment, train pets, train mounts, pk and so on.
In short, the situation is similar to some online games that Su Mu played before.
And Xiao Yupeng is a level 88 fighter, able to fight and resist, the damage will not be too explosive, and the defense ability will not be too strong, which belongs to a relatively comprehensive role.
Then, in this way, there are simply too many good things to choose from!
Su Mu felt like a bumpkin entering the city, he was confused by the dazzling array of good things and didn't know what to choose.
The props, skill books, and equipment, except for pets and mounts, which cannot be teleported, can all be teleported to the earth.
Know how perverted this is?
Take the blood bottle as an example!
Blood bottle, the lowest, most common, and most commonly used item in the game.
However, even such a low-end thing can be called against the sky when it reaches the earth!
For example: A person was hit by a car and was dying, what would happen if a bottle of blood was poured into his mouth at this time?
Immediately revive in situ, all right!
And equipment!
Some equipment has its own skills.
For example: a wand with its own lightning skill.
If Su Mu has such a gadget, whoever is not happy with it, just point it, click a lightning spell and it will fall from the sky.
There is also a skill book.
What warriors savagely collide, archers hit the nail on the head, priests heal, knights absolutely defend, mages flicker in space, assassins stealth, etc.
All of them are good things that can make Su Mu's mouth water.
There are also some special props.
For example: resurrection coins that can revive people, teleportation scrolls, fashion that never wears out, etc.
This is the first time that Su Mu has encountered such a situation where all the treasures are in sight. He really doesn't know how to choose, so he can only end the conversation with Xiao Yupeng in a hurry.
No, you have to be calm and calm!
It's like a row of goddesses in front of you, there are loli, there are sisters, and there are mature women.
How to choose this?
I definitely want them all!
"I'm back!"
Bai Xiaoqian rushed to Su Mu's side, and kissed him on the cheek.
Su Mu chuckled, put his arms around Bai Xiaoqian's waist, and kissed her on the forehead.
"How about baby, is the yoga activity at school going well?"
"It went well." Bai Xiaoqian said with a smile, "Everyone practiced yoga together. It was very lively and interesting, just like before."
"Just have fun."
While talking, Su Mu looked at Xu Meng who followed, and said, "Xu Meng, it's time to eat. Besides, let's eat together today, everyone."
Xu Meng was stunned for a moment, but didn't think too much, thinking that Su Mu was in a good mood and happy today, and then went to arrange it.
As everyone knows, Su Mu just wants to use the wisdom of the masses!
There are too many good things this time, and he really needs to rely on the wisdom of the crowd, otherwise, he really doesn't know which one to choose.
His idea is good, and with the wisdom of the crowd, he may be able to give himself some inspiration and inspiration.
However, he overlooked a problem!
That is, he is the only man in the villa, and the rest are all women.
A further explanation is that this group of people is not very good, and they don't have much game experience.
Take Bai Xiaoqian as an example. She has played Xiaoxiaole and Fight the Landlord, but she has basically never played other games, and she does not want to play.
Li Shuishui and Wang Lan also played cards and had never played online games.
Zhang Mei and Jin Ling have only played Xiao Xiao Le, and have never played anything else.
Xu Meng, the personal butler, plays a lot, Go, Chess, Solitaire, Mahjong, Xiao Xiao Le, Tom Cat, Peace Shooting Chicken
It is said that the three cobblers are the best Zhuge Liang.
Su Mu is really dissatisfied this time!
Add Bai Xiaoqian and the others together, and Su Mu can single-handedly beat them in terms of games.
Then, a brainstorming session naturally evolved into a simple dinner party.
Pull it down!
Still don't ask!
If Su Mu asks one question, the other side can return three.
What is fashion?
Are wizards like Harry Potter?
Why doesn't the thunder and lightning technique allow Taoist priests to summon it?
End this topic early!
Or go to the Internet to find supernatural netizens for help!
Nine p.m!
In the study, Su Mu sat in front of the computer at the desk, and finally posted the edited questions to several post bars with more members.
Even, in order to make the post stand out, he chatted privately with the owner of the bar, and by bribing a thousand or eight hundred dollars, he made his post top and refined.
Anyway, his post is not an illegal post. On the surface, it is a post for everyone to entertain, express their opinions, and expand their imagination. Even if it is refined and topped, it is not surprising.
After throwing this tangled multiple-choice question to the majority of netizens, Su Mu opened a private chat with Xiao Yupeng again.
It has always been the purpose of Su Mu to use people's money to eliminate disasters for others.
However, because Xiao Yupeng showed these treasures, he was dazzled for a while, so until now he has not learned about Xiao Yupeng's situation in detail.
What is his unfulfilled wish on earth?
Su Mu: "I'm sorry bro, I'm busy after dinner, have you eaten yet?"
Xiao Yupeng came back quickly.
Xiao Yupeng: "Eat, eat, I am a level 6 cooking master, I roasted two pork chops from the Wild Boar King, and I am already full."
Rio!
Life in this game is really enviable!
Su Mu: "Jil is really envious."
Su Mu: "Brother, let's continue talking. I haven't chosen anything yet. Let me talk about your situation first. Let's just pick it out and talk about it."
Su Mu: "You also know that you are not the first time traveler I have met, so, tell me, what are your unfulfilled wishes on Earth."
Xiao Yupeng: "Okay, brother, you've already asked me that, so I'll say it straight, but don't laugh at me after you've heard it."
Su Mu: "Don't worry brother, why am I making fun of you?"
Xiao Yupeng: "Okay, let me ask you a question first, do you believe that there are such things as spirits on this earth?"
what?
Su Mu looked surprised.
Are there any ghosts on earth?
this problem
How to answer?
If it was in the past, Su Mu would definitely give two words without hesitation, don't believe me!
After all, the education he received and the environment he lived in told him that all demons and ghosts are superstitions.
However, now his answer is different.
After seeing the world of zombies, the world of high martial arts, the world of food, the world of games, etc., he felt that even a world of ghosts and gods was completely acceptable.
Even, what he has been thinking about all the time is the world of those cultivators.
So. In his heart, he had already acquiesced in the existence of these things.
Moreover, there are too many such things among the people.
Even if Xiao Yupeng said that he met a ghost, Su Mu could accept it and believe him.
However, if you want him to help get rid of some spirits, this may not work well.
No!
He is stronger in terms of physical lethality. As for the matter of subduing demons and catching ghosts, I really don't understand.
Thinking of this, Su Mu replied: "It's okay, because my experience is special. Although I haven't encountered any monsters on our earth, if you ask me whether you believe it or not, I believe it 80% of the time."
Xiao Yupeng: "No, it's 100%, because I was killed by a white fox."
White fox?
Exciting!
There are actually such things on the earth!
Su Mu: "Brother, let's talk about it, I'm quite curious about this aspect."
Xiao Yupeng: "If you want to talk about it in detail, you have to start talking about it more than eight months ago. It was an incident of white fox begging for seal."
White fox asking for seal?
Su Mu frowned slightly.
He has heard of such things as asking for seals.
It is said that some animals have cultivated to a certain level, and if they want to improve their cultivation, they need to find an opportunity to ask someone for a seal. If you fail, your cultivation base will be greatly damaged.
And the representative animal in this respect is the weasel!
Even, many people think that only weasels can ask for seals, but it is not, all animals that have achieved success in cultivation can, but the methods of asking for seals are different.
Take snakes for example!
Snakes can also ask for seals, but they don't block the way to ask for seals.
Some big snakes who have achieved success in cultivation will take advantage of the heavy rain and when the river is flooded, deliberately looming in the river, showing their huge body.
If someone passes by at this time, come and say: "Wow, look, there are dragons, there are dragons!"
Then, this big snake that has been successful in cultivation is considered a successful bid.
If it is a sentence: "Wow, look, what a big anaconda."
It's over!
This challenge has failed!
Xiao Yupeng: "More than eight months ago, I went to my buddy's house for a wedding. His daughter was full moon. It was held in the village of my hometown. It is not far from my side, about ten miles away."
Xiao Yupeng: "I rode an electric scooter that day, a two-wheeled one. I spent a lot of time there and drank a lot of alcohol. I didn't go home until after eight o'clock in the evening."
Xiao Yupeng: "As a result, when I was about to go home, I found out that the tire of the electric car had been punctured at some point, and both tires were broken, and they were out of air.
Xiao Yupeng: "At that time my buddies said it was too late and I could live in his house, but after I thought about it, it was too inconvenient. The family still had a newborn child, and the wife had to breastfeed. I am really an old man. Not suitable."
Xiao Yupeng: "Then I said, I can go back for a walk. The total distance is only about ten miles, and it's not far away. I'll drive a tricycle over tomorrow, and just take the electric car back to the town to make up for it."
Xiao Yupeng: "That's it. I didn't ask my buddies to see me off. I just walked back by myself. Halfway through the walk, I felt urgent to urinate, and I even urinated halfway."
Xiao Yupeng: "Then, when I was about to return to the town, a white fox sprang out. It was snow-white, without a stray hair. It stood on two legs and asked me [do you think I look like a human]"
Xiao Yupeng: "I know this is due to encountering a white fox. I heard about it from the older generation. But, I was drinking at the time, so I was very courageous and not so clear-headed."
Xiao Yupeng: "I said at the time, [I think you look like a big white rabbit, your fur is really nice, peel it off and give my wife a fur collar], and then I went to catch it, and it ran and chased It was two miles away, and at last I saw that I couldn’t catch up with it, so let it go, but I saw the last look in its eyes, and it was so vicious that it wanted to kill me.”
Xiao Yupeng: "The next morning, I suddenly thought of this incident, and immediately felt that it was not too good, and then told my wife, who didn't believe it, she insisted that I drank too much and had a dream. The white fox asks for a seal."
Xiao Yupeng: "And then, from that day on, I...I started to lose control of myself, so, I kept dreaming about a very beautiful woman, and then, brother, do you know what I mean?"
Su Mu was just like reading a novel, he was reading it vigorously, when he was suddenly asked by Xiao Yupeng, he didn't even react.
What the hell!
Don't break the chapter!
Why is it like a dog like the author of the starting point!
Su Mu: "Oh brother, don't ink, tell me quickly, what do you understand, please explain clearly, what happened?"
Xiao Yupeng: "."
Xiao Yupeng: "It's a spring dream, a very beautiful woman, a kind of beauty that people can't control at all, and then on the first day, I indulged three times, the bed sheets were stained, and my wife scolded me."
Xiao Yupeng: "I thought it was just a erotic dream that day. I didn't think much about it. I didn't expect that the next day, I had that dream again. It was the same woman, and I indulged twice."
Xiao Yupeng: "On the third day, I dreamed about that woman again. I knew something was wrong at the time, but I couldn't control myself at all. She was so beautiful, so I indulged twice more."
Xiao Yupeng: "I woke up early in the morning on the fourth day, and I hurried to find the great fairy in our town. I knew that I must be hated by that white fox."
Xiao Yupeng: "In the end, Gou Daxian lied to me for 500 yuan, and the amulet was useless at all. On the fourth night, I dreamed of that woman again, and she came twice."
Xiao Yupeng: "Brother, I'm almost 40 years old, and I'm not willing to give it to my daughter-in-law. I indulged two or three times a day. You know, I feel that I'm not far from the end. My legs start to go limp when I walk!"
Xiao Yupeng: "On the fifth day, I slaughtered chickens and ducks. At the intersection where I met the white fox that night, I offered sacrifices to it and apologized, but it was useless. On the fifth night, I dreamed of that woman again. Twice!"
(End of this chapter)
After briefly chatting about He Yaoyao, Su Mu and the others did not continue on this issue.
Then, Bai Xiaoqian and Liu Hong took a break and went to play badminton again.
A young girl, an intellectual mature woman, just wearing a sexy two-piece swimsuit, her bare white feet stepping on the soft green lawn, running, jumping, and waving a racket.
The four slender shoulder straps bear the pressure they shouldn't bear.
Su Mu drank iced juice glass by glass, patiently waiting for the moment when the shoulder straps were disconnected.
It must be wonderful!
As a result, at five o'clock in the afternoon, Liu Hong changed back to her own slim short cheongsam, and left the villa with Bai Xiaoqian talking and laughing.
"Made, the broken swimsuit, the quality is really good!"
Liu Hong went to work at the night banquet ktv.
Bai Xiaoqian went to participate in the school's Saturday yoga association activities.
The two women playing badminton were gone, so Su Mu naturally stopped sitting by the pool, muttered something, and then left.
Six p.m!
No. [-] traverser Xiao Yupeng finally finished the boss fight.
Xiao Yupeng: "Brother, I'm back!"
Xiao Yupeng: "Made, the damned wild boar king has mutated. There is a one-in-a-hundred-thousandth chance that I will take it. The mutated wild boar king's thief Jier Meng, Haoxuan was killed by it."
Xiao Yupeng: "However, a purple outfit exploded, let alone 200 million gold coins, hahaha, it's worth it!"
Ho!
show!
Although Su Mu couldn't play it, it didn't prevent him from understanding this kind of happiness.
Su Mu: "It's ok, brother, it's time to explode the purple dress."
Su Mu: "These 200 million gold coins can be exchanged for a lot of money, right?"
Su Mu's original intention was to know the exchange ratio between Xiao Yupeng's world game currency and real currency.
As a result, Xiao Yupeng replied with a series of question marks.
Xiao Yupeng: "????"
Xiao Yupeng: "Brother, what do you mean, 200 million gold coins are 200 million gold coins, what do you exchange for?"
Seeing Xiao Yupeng's reply, Su Mu was also dumbfounded.
Game currency cannot be exchanged for real currency?
Well, there is a fart in this broken game!
The fun is directly reduced by more than half!
Su Mu: "No, brother, isn't your game world, your game currency can't be exchanged for real currency?"
Su Mu was confused, and Xiao Yupeng was even more confused.
Xiao Yupeng: "It's the game world, but no one told me what real currency I can exchange for. Here, the game currency is the real currency."
Game currency is real currency?
Su Mu's eyes widened.
I rely on!
So exaggerated?
The blame is not the game world, the currency of the world has been replaced by the game currency of the game company.
However, this is too outrageous!
The currency is in control, doesn't it mean that the world is controlled by this game company?
This is the rhythm that forces everyone to play games!
However, when everyone is driven to play games, how should the world develop?
Game currency is currency, who is still working in reality?
If there are no people in the industry, how will the world develop and how will human beings progress?
This is the rhythm to be abolished!
Su Mu: "666, what is the name of this game you play, and what type is it?"
Purely small talk.
Xiao Yupeng: "???"
Xiao Yupeng: "Brother, I, I don't understand what you mean."
Xiao Yupeng: "What is the game I play? My world is a game world."
Xiao Yupeng: "It's not what you think. Instead of sitting in front of the computer and controlling the character with the mouse and keyboard, I am in the game, and I am the character in the game!"
What the hell?
He is in the game?
Is he a character in the game?
Su Mu suddenly remembered another kind of digitalization of the world, a game novel in which all the people become players.
Depend on!
It turns out that what Xiao Yupeng was talking about is this kind of game novel mode!
It's so cool!
Thinking of this, Su Mu quickly replied to Xiao Yupeng.
Su Mu: "Brother, it turns out that your world is the game world, so you are now."
Time flies, and it's an hour in a blink of an eye!
In the villa, Xu Meng drove back Bai Xiaoqian who had finished participating in the school's yoga activities.
And Su Mu also temporarily ended the communication with Xiao Yupeng.
Very exciting, very enjoyable, very longing!
The game world Xiao Yupeng is in is a highly liberalized game world.
The game is roughly divided into archers, warriors, knights, priests, magicians and assassins.
There are also trade unions, you can also form teams, you can download dungeons, you can also create equipment, train pets, train mounts, pk and so on.
In short, the situation is similar to some online games that Su Mu played before.
And Xiao Yupeng is a level 88 fighter, able to fight and resist, the damage will not be too explosive, and the defense ability will not be too strong, which belongs to a relatively comprehensive role.
Then, in this way, there are simply too many good things to choose from!
Su Mu felt like a bumpkin entering the city, he was confused by the dazzling array of good things and didn't know what to choose.
The props, skill books, and equipment, except for pets and mounts, which cannot be teleported, can all be teleported to the earth.
Know how perverted this is?
Take the blood bottle as an example!
Blood bottle, the lowest, most common, and most commonly used item in the game.
However, even such a low-end thing can be called against the sky when it reaches the earth!
For example: A person was hit by a car and was dying, what would happen if a bottle of blood was poured into his mouth at this time?
Immediately revive in situ, all right!
And equipment!
Some equipment has its own skills.
For example: a wand with its own lightning skill.
If Su Mu has such a gadget, whoever is not happy with it, just point it, click a lightning spell and it will fall from the sky.
There is also a skill book.
What warriors savagely collide, archers hit the nail on the head, priests heal, knights absolutely defend, mages flicker in space, assassins stealth, etc.
All of them are good things that can make Su Mu's mouth water.
There are also some special props.
For example: resurrection coins that can revive people, teleportation scrolls, fashion that never wears out, etc.
This is the first time that Su Mu has encountered such a situation where all the treasures are in sight. He really doesn't know how to choose, so he can only end the conversation with Xiao Yupeng in a hurry.
No, you have to be calm and calm!
It's like a row of goddesses in front of you, there are loli, there are sisters, and there are mature women.
How to choose this?
I definitely want them all!
"I'm back!"
Bai Xiaoqian rushed to Su Mu's side, and kissed him on the cheek.
Su Mu chuckled, put his arms around Bai Xiaoqian's waist, and kissed her on the forehead.
"How about baby, is the yoga activity at school going well?"
"It went well." Bai Xiaoqian said with a smile, "Everyone practiced yoga together. It was very lively and interesting, just like before."
"Just have fun."
While talking, Su Mu looked at Xu Meng who followed, and said, "Xu Meng, it's time to eat. Besides, let's eat together today, everyone."
Xu Meng was stunned for a moment, but didn't think too much, thinking that Su Mu was in a good mood and happy today, and then went to arrange it.
As everyone knows, Su Mu just wants to use the wisdom of the masses!
There are too many good things this time, and he really needs to rely on the wisdom of the crowd, otherwise, he really doesn't know which one to choose.
His idea is good, and with the wisdom of the crowd, he may be able to give himself some inspiration and inspiration.
However, he overlooked a problem!
That is, he is the only man in the villa, and the rest are all women.
A further explanation is that this group of people is not very good, and they don't have much game experience.
Take Bai Xiaoqian as an example. She has played Xiaoxiaole and Fight the Landlord, but she has basically never played other games, and she does not want to play.
Li Shuishui and Wang Lan also played cards and had never played online games.
Zhang Mei and Jin Ling have only played Xiao Xiao Le, and have never played anything else.
Xu Meng, the personal butler, plays a lot, Go, Chess, Solitaire, Mahjong, Xiao Xiao Le, Tom Cat, Peace Shooting Chicken
It is said that the three cobblers are the best Zhuge Liang.
Su Mu is really dissatisfied this time!
Add Bai Xiaoqian and the others together, and Su Mu can single-handedly beat them in terms of games.
Then, a brainstorming session naturally evolved into a simple dinner party.
Pull it down!
Still don't ask!
If Su Mu asks one question, the other side can return three.
What is fashion?
Are wizards like Harry Potter?
Why doesn't the thunder and lightning technique allow Taoist priests to summon it?
End this topic early!
Or go to the Internet to find supernatural netizens for help!
Nine p.m!
In the study, Su Mu sat in front of the computer at the desk, and finally posted the edited questions to several post bars with more members.
Even, in order to make the post stand out, he chatted privately with the owner of the bar, and by bribing a thousand or eight hundred dollars, he made his post top and refined.
Anyway, his post is not an illegal post. On the surface, it is a post for everyone to entertain, express their opinions, and expand their imagination. Even if it is refined and topped, it is not surprising.
After throwing this tangled multiple-choice question to the majority of netizens, Su Mu opened a private chat with Xiao Yupeng again.
It has always been the purpose of Su Mu to use people's money to eliminate disasters for others.
However, because Xiao Yupeng showed these treasures, he was dazzled for a while, so until now he has not learned about Xiao Yupeng's situation in detail.
What is his unfulfilled wish on earth?
Su Mu: "I'm sorry bro, I'm busy after dinner, have you eaten yet?"
Xiao Yupeng came back quickly.
Xiao Yupeng: "Eat, eat, I am a level 6 cooking master, I roasted two pork chops from the Wild Boar King, and I am already full."
Rio!
Life in this game is really enviable!
Su Mu: "Jil is really envious."
Su Mu: "Brother, let's continue talking. I haven't chosen anything yet. Let me talk about your situation first. Let's just pick it out and talk about it."
Su Mu: "You also know that you are not the first time traveler I have met, so, tell me, what are your unfulfilled wishes on Earth."
Xiao Yupeng: "Okay, brother, you've already asked me that, so I'll say it straight, but don't laugh at me after you've heard it."
Su Mu: "Don't worry brother, why am I making fun of you?"
Xiao Yupeng: "Okay, let me ask you a question first, do you believe that there are such things as spirits on this earth?"
what?
Su Mu looked surprised.
Are there any ghosts on earth?
this problem
How to answer?
If it was in the past, Su Mu would definitely give two words without hesitation, don't believe me!
After all, the education he received and the environment he lived in told him that all demons and ghosts are superstitions.
However, now his answer is different.
After seeing the world of zombies, the world of high martial arts, the world of food, the world of games, etc., he felt that even a world of ghosts and gods was completely acceptable.
Even, what he has been thinking about all the time is the world of those cultivators.
So. In his heart, he had already acquiesced in the existence of these things.
Moreover, there are too many such things among the people.
Even if Xiao Yupeng said that he met a ghost, Su Mu could accept it and believe him.
However, if you want him to help get rid of some spirits, this may not work well.
No!
He is stronger in terms of physical lethality. As for the matter of subduing demons and catching ghosts, I really don't understand.
Thinking of this, Su Mu replied: "It's okay, because my experience is special. Although I haven't encountered any monsters on our earth, if you ask me whether you believe it or not, I believe it 80% of the time."
Xiao Yupeng: "No, it's 100%, because I was killed by a white fox."
White fox?
Exciting!
There are actually such things on the earth!
Su Mu: "Brother, let's talk about it, I'm quite curious about this aspect."
Xiao Yupeng: "If you want to talk about it in detail, you have to start talking about it more than eight months ago. It was an incident of white fox begging for seal."
White fox asking for seal?
Su Mu frowned slightly.
He has heard of such things as asking for seals.
It is said that some animals have cultivated to a certain level, and if they want to improve their cultivation, they need to find an opportunity to ask someone for a seal. If you fail, your cultivation base will be greatly damaged.
And the representative animal in this respect is the weasel!
Even, many people think that only weasels can ask for seals, but it is not, all animals that have achieved success in cultivation can, but the methods of asking for seals are different.
Take snakes for example!
Snakes can also ask for seals, but they don't block the way to ask for seals.
Some big snakes who have achieved success in cultivation will take advantage of the heavy rain and when the river is flooded, deliberately looming in the river, showing their huge body.
If someone passes by at this time, come and say: "Wow, look, there are dragons, there are dragons!"
Then, this big snake that has been successful in cultivation is considered a successful bid.
If it is a sentence: "Wow, look, what a big anaconda."
It's over!
This challenge has failed!
Xiao Yupeng: "More than eight months ago, I went to my buddy's house for a wedding. His daughter was full moon. It was held in the village of my hometown. It is not far from my side, about ten miles away."
Xiao Yupeng: "I rode an electric scooter that day, a two-wheeled one. I spent a lot of time there and drank a lot of alcohol. I didn't go home until after eight o'clock in the evening."
Xiao Yupeng: "As a result, when I was about to go home, I found out that the tire of the electric car had been punctured at some point, and both tires were broken, and they were out of air.
Xiao Yupeng: "At that time my buddies said it was too late and I could live in his house, but after I thought about it, it was too inconvenient. The family still had a newborn child, and the wife had to breastfeed. I am really an old man. Not suitable."
Xiao Yupeng: "Then I said, I can go back for a walk. The total distance is only about ten miles, and it's not far away. I'll drive a tricycle over tomorrow, and just take the electric car back to the town to make up for it."
Xiao Yupeng: "That's it. I didn't ask my buddies to see me off. I just walked back by myself. Halfway through the walk, I felt urgent to urinate, and I even urinated halfway."
Xiao Yupeng: "Then, when I was about to return to the town, a white fox sprang out. It was snow-white, without a stray hair. It stood on two legs and asked me [do you think I look like a human]"
Xiao Yupeng: "I know this is due to encountering a white fox. I heard about it from the older generation. But, I was drinking at the time, so I was very courageous and not so clear-headed."
Xiao Yupeng: "I said at the time, [I think you look like a big white rabbit, your fur is really nice, peel it off and give my wife a fur collar], and then I went to catch it, and it ran and chased It was two miles away, and at last I saw that I couldn’t catch up with it, so let it go, but I saw the last look in its eyes, and it was so vicious that it wanted to kill me.”
Xiao Yupeng: "The next morning, I suddenly thought of this incident, and immediately felt that it was not too good, and then told my wife, who didn't believe it, she insisted that I drank too much and had a dream. The white fox asks for a seal."
Xiao Yupeng: "And then, from that day on, I...I started to lose control of myself, so, I kept dreaming about a very beautiful woman, and then, brother, do you know what I mean?"
Su Mu was just like reading a novel, he was reading it vigorously, when he was suddenly asked by Xiao Yupeng, he didn't even react.
What the hell!
Don't break the chapter!
Why is it like a dog like the author of the starting point!
Su Mu: "Oh brother, don't ink, tell me quickly, what do you understand, please explain clearly, what happened?"
Xiao Yupeng: "."
Xiao Yupeng: "It's a spring dream, a very beautiful woman, a kind of beauty that people can't control at all, and then on the first day, I indulged three times, the bed sheets were stained, and my wife scolded me."
Xiao Yupeng: "I thought it was just a erotic dream that day. I didn't think much about it. I didn't expect that the next day, I had that dream again. It was the same woman, and I indulged twice."
Xiao Yupeng: "On the third day, I dreamed about that woman again. I knew something was wrong at the time, but I couldn't control myself at all. She was so beautiful, so I indulged twice more."
Xiao Yupeng: "I woke up early in the morning on the fourth day, and I hurried to find the great fairy in our town. I knew that I must be hated by that white fox."
Xiao Yupeng: "In the end, Gou Daxian lied to me for 500 yuan, and the amulet was useless at all. On the fourth night, I dreamed of that woman again, and she came twice."
Xiao Yupeng: "Brother, I'm almost 40 years old, and I'm not willing to give it to my daughter-in-law. I indulged two or three times a day. You know, I feel that I'm not far from the end. My legs start to go limp when I walk!"
Xiao Yupeng: "On the fifth day, I slaughtered chickens and ducks. At the intersection where I met the white fox that night, I offered sacrifices to it and apologized, but it was useless. On the fifth night, I dreamed of that woman again. Twice!"
(End of this chapter)
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