Chu Tang: Tell Li Er at the beginning that I am a time traveler

Chapter 3 That's Not You

Outside the Lizheng Hall.

Even the servants who stood guard at the door could hear Li Er's "What's the point!" '.

As for Li Chong, he naturally tried to persuade him to calm down. After all, since the Wei and Jin Dynasties, tomb robbery has been rampant, and it is no longer a day or two.

"Your Majesty don't need to be angry, Princess Changle is not the only one who was stolen."

"Who else?"

"You don't even know him, they are all your grandsons. But to be honest, I'm very happy."

Seeing Li Er, he glared over.

"What I mean is that I'm not happy that the tomb was stolen. I'm happy because His Majesty still believes what I said. Otherwise, you wouldn't be so angry."

Li Er also realized his gaffe, and replied: "If I tell you that your tomb will be stolen in the future, will you be angry?"

"will not."

Li Zhong said directly.

"Why?" Li Er squinted at him.

"Because to die is to die. I have long regarded life and death very lightly. Even if you say that someone has raised my ashes, I won't frown."

"Then there is nothing in this world that can scare you?"

If this is the case, then this person is really difficult to control.

Everyone is an old fox who has lived for so long, and Li Chong certainly understands what Li Er means.

"Have!"

he replied.

"Then what are you afraid of?"

"What I am most afraid of now is that I will not be able to see Empress Changsun and Princess Changle. They are all here. If I can't see you, it would be a pity to die like this. Therefore, I beg, no matter what happens next, let me I see them."

"You said see you soon?"

"You can't understand the excitement in the heart of a person who is about to meet the ancients in the history books after 1000 years. Speaking of it...can you marry Princess Changle to me?"

Li Chong's words were a bit too much.

However, who is Princess Changle referring to?
"Among my daughters, there is no one named Changle."

It felt like Li Er was testing him the whole time.

Li Erzhen is not honest at all, no wonder he would do something like give Fang Xuanling a concubine.

However, Li Chong didn't mind: "That is, it has not been canonized yet. I am referring to Li Lizhi. She was born with her mother's gas disease. Of course, this is just a guess, and then she died of illness at the age of 23. On her epitaph, it says: Disasters produce a crossbow shadow, and the year reminds Kong Tan. This crossbow shadow refers to chest and abdomen diseases. This comes from an allusion, but I have forgotten exactly what the allusion said. Anyway, two people are drinking, and then the crossbow shadow on the wall is reflected in the wine glass. It happens that the person drinks and then gets sick. This is almost the meaning, so later generations use crossbow shadow to describe chest and abdomen diseases .”

"You know a lot."

Li Er conveniently said.

"Just say, do you dare to marry Li Lizhi to me?"

Li Er looked at Li Chong, and also weighed whether there was any benefit in doing so.

But first he asked:

"Why do you have to marry my daughter?"

"Is it possible that I can just find one?"

Li Er: "What I mean is that you must have some purpose?"

Li Chong said: "Of course it cannot be said that there is no such thing. First, being a son-in-law means being rich. After all, princesses usually have fiefdoms, so they can guarantee their food and clothing in the future, which is even better than many people."

"Secondly, being with a king is like being with a tiger. As your majesty's son-in-law, at least the relationship can be closer. If something happens, your majesty will definitely take it for his own son-in-law's sake and show mercy."

"Third, because the history books say that she is good-looking and very virtuous. Who doesn't like a good-looking and virtuous person. This is the disease..."

"It's a pity that I'm not a doctor, but even if I am, it's useless. This disease should not be solved by just one or two people."

Li Er said: "Then why do you still want to marry?"

Li Chong: "Probably because she is holding one. Maybe under my care, she will not get sick. To be honest, feelings will definitely not have feelings now, but feelings can be cultivated slowly in the future." .”

Li Er: "..."

Li Zhong: "However, in order to confirm whether it is really good-looking, can I read it first before considering whether to marry or not?"

Li Er found that this kid's thinking was always like this, um, it was hard to figure out.

He simply refused and said: "My daughter is very ugly, you should give up on it."

After finishing speaking, he returned to his seat and sat down, and took a sip of water by the way, because his mouth was a little dry after talking so much.

Li Chong said: "There is no way, then I can only find a better looking one. When I died in my previous life, I was still a virgin. In this life, I can't leave any regrets."

"What is a virgin?"

Now that Li Er had completely relaxed, he asked nonsense with him.

"It's just that I haven't touched a woman yet."

This directly made Li Er almost choke on drinking water.

"Is there only women in your mind?"

"Food and sex, sex. This is the desire that everyone will have. Only women are in their minds, can't they?"

"If you want, I will reward you with a few."

"Thank you, Your Majesty! I can guarantee that you will definitely avoid many misfortunes that will happen to you in the future because of your kind deeds today."

Li Er suddenly felt that he was a bit like a magic stick again.

Except that Li Chong didn't shave a monk's bald head.

"What else do you know? Tell it all, and I can give you many, many rewards."

Is this trying to keep yourself in captivity?

Unknowingly, the sky has slowly dimmed.

Li Chong said, "It's not that I don't want to talk about it, but it's not so easy to finish talking about something that has been around for 1000 years."

"Then tell me how close you are."

Li Chong: "It's hard to say."

"why?"

Li Chong: "For example, if I want to say bad things about a person, and this person is your closest person, will you believe it? If I say it, what kind of eyes will you use to look at that person again. "

"Who are you referring to?"

Li Chong: "Li Chengqian."

"..."

Li Chong: "Actually, there may still be salvation now. However, I believe that the country is easy to change, and the nature is hard to change. To put it bluntly, I don't think Li Chengqian is the best candidate to be the prince, even if he is now the best candidate for the crown prince." Very well."

"What did he do?"

Li Er asked.

Li Chong: "Do you really want to say it?"

Li Er: "Say."

Li Chong: "After the death of Empress Changsun, he raised male pets and dressed himself as a Turkic man. He asked his subordinates to steal the cattle and horses from the people's homes and cook them on a big cauldron. They played the game of the death of the Turkic Khan. The people around him mourned for him, and said that if I become emperor one day, I will lead tens of thousands of cavalry to the west of Jincheng to hunt, and then become a Turk with disheveled hair and seek refuge with Turkic Simo Khan. In the end, I will conspire with others.”

to be frank.

Is this really his own son?
Li Er was wondering if Li Chong made it up to fool him.

"Are you sure that there is no lie in what you said?"

Li Chong: "Why am I lying, I know, these words sound a little outrageous, but they are true. It's all your fault!"

"My fault?"

Li Chong: "That's right, it may also include Empress Changsun. Because both of you were too strict with him, he couldn't bear it, so he did such a deviant thing. After 1000 years, this would be called It’s bad. You can stop being so strict with him from now on, but I think...he is still not suitable to be an emperor, if the Great Tang Dynasty is handed over to him, sooner or later he will perish for three generations.”

Li Chong was not afraid to say anything now.

"Then who will be the emperor in the end?"

Li Er asked.

Li Chong: "It's boring to say it, isn't it?"

He saw Li Er staring at him with murderous eyes.

Li Chong had no choice but to say: "Now, he hasn't been born yet. As for his name and which concubine he was born to, in my opinion, don't mention it. After all, if you say it, you might kill him in advance. Just to let Li Chengqian succeed to the throne smoothly. However, if you really do that, it is unknown whether the Tang Dynasty can survive for 280 years. I suggest that you can learn Taoism and rule by doing nothing."

"Since nothing can be changed, what's the use of telling me this?"

Li Chong: "Although Li Chengqian is not a good candidate to be emperor, as a loving father, you can let him be an idle king. He is not qualified for the position of His Majesty in terms of ability and character. Let him be His Majesty, it will only make everyone suffer. I think that if he is really made His Majesty, he may become like Emperor Sui Yang at any time, no, even Emperor Sui Yang, may be better than him."

"How can I trust you with just one mouth?" Li Er sat on the chair and said very plainly.

Li Chong: "That's not what you want to hear. I didn't want to tell you."

Li Er: "..."

(End of this chapter)