Chu Tang: Tell Li Er at the beginning that I am a time traveler

Originally, Li Chong was about to leave after talking with Li Zixin.

But... It can only be said that the sky fails to fulfill people's wishes.Just as he was about to leave, it snowed unknowingly.

And... the snow seems to be a bit heavy.

After all, it is the twelfth lunar month of winter.

It's snowing or something, it's nothing more than normal.

And since they have already seen the snow, then Li Chong will not leave.

Said to Li Zixin: "Tonight, I will sleep here with you."

Li Zixin frowned directly.

Li Chong also explained: "Look! It's snowing! I definitely can't go back."

Li Zixin also looked outside at this time, the snow was indeed a bit heavy.

He said, "Then you sleep in the guest room."

"Anyway...there are plenty of rooms here."

"Shu'er, go and prepare for him."

Shu'er was about to respond, but she was a step too late, interrupted by Li Chong, and said: "No need! I'll sleep with you, I want to sleep in your bed!"

Done.

Li Chong stood up abruptly.He had figured out where Li Zixin's boudoir was, so...

After that, without saying a word, he broke into the boudoir directly.

Then...

As soon as he took off his shoes, he stayed on the bed and refused to leave.

If Li Chongmao had acted rashly a few months ago, Li Zixin would have asked Shu'er to drive him out with a broom.

but now……

After all, they are already so familiar.

Li Zixin wouldn't drive him away, she just thought he was a bit of a rascal.

In addition...

Shu'er was not easy to deal with him, because every time Li Zhong came, he would bribe Shu'er and others with snacks.

you say!

Everyone is so familiar, how dare you drive Li Chong away.

But what Li Chong did was a bit too much!

But he went too far, even though Li Zixin wanted to hit someone, there was still nowhere to do it.

Li Zixin: "Can't you get down?"

Li Chong: "No more."

Li Zixin: "Shu'er."

Shu'er: "Yes!"

Li Zixin: "Pull him down."

Li Chong: "Shu'er, who always brings you snacks?"

Shu'er: "Your Highness."

Li Chong: "Then if I were you, then I would not help anyone."

Shu'er: "This..."

Li Chong: "I'm a good person, and I'm not a bad person. If I were a bad person, then of course you should take me away, right? I won't do anything to your princess."

Shu'er: "This..."

Li Zixin: "Shu'er, don't listen to his nonsense, he is still a good person. I think he is a little pervert!"

Li Zhong: "This is what Mencius said, food and sex are also sexual. Eating and lust are human nature, and we should respect human nature."

Li Zixin: "What Mencius said was to let you know about it, not to let you do it."

Li Zhong: "Shu'er, you don't need to worry about it. You go and close the door and avoid it for a while. Next, I will talk to your princess alone."

Shu'er was really going to turn around and close the door, but Li Zixin wanted to vomit blood.

Li Zixin: "Who is your master?"

Li Chong also said: "What are you doing to embarrass a servant, that's all right, go, I will convince your princess."

Shu'er: "The servant girl went out first..."

Li Zixin stared at Shu'er.

Shu'er was still a little bit hesitant.

Li Chong also said: "What's the matter, come to me! Go go! Hurry up! Don't talk to your princess."

Shu'er lowered her head and hurried away.

Li Zixin: "White-eyed wolf!"

Li Chong: "I think Shu'er is a wise choice. Now you, Princess Shangxian, are fighting with me, the emperor of the Tang Dynasty. She is not easy to offend anyone. The root of the problem lies with us."

Li Zixin also said, "I've never seen someone as shameless as you."

Li Chong: "Do you know Liu Bang?"

Li Zixin: "Which Liu Bang?"

Li Chong: "It is the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty, Liu Bang."

Li Zixin: "So what?"

Li Chong: "Liu Bang is also shameless, because Liu Bang is shameless, so he finally defeated Xiang Yu and became the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty. It can be said...he is my idol. It means...a role model .”

If Li Zixin is familiar with Liu Bang, then she will definitely say, then Liu Bang left his wife and children and ran away, and you will leave your wife and children and run away in the future?
It's a pity that Li Zixin is not familiar with Liu Bang.

Li Zixin: "You can't get down."

Li Chong: "No more! Your quilt still smells good."

Li Zixin: "I'll have someone throw it away tomorrow. Look, your socks are so dirty."

Li Chong: "Don't throw it away, what a waste. Take it back to the palace and build it yourself, it's not bad."

Li Zixin: "..."

"How did I find out that you are still a bit of a rascal."

Li Chong: "Someone told me that if a man is not a rogue, he will not be able to win the favor of a woman."

Li Zixin: "Who said that?"

Li Chong: "My teacher, Liu Gongquan."

At this time in his own home, Liu Gongquan couldn't help but sneezed.

Maybe it's because the weather has turned cold recently, so I didn't notice it.

Quickly get someone to bring him a cloak and put it on.

If it's sick, it's not good.

After all, Li Zixin didn't know his teacher Liu Gongquan, so she also said, "Then you should change your teacher."

Li Chong: "My teacher's calligraphy and essays are good. Besides, how can you change something like a teacher at will. A teacher for a day is a teacher for life."

Li Zixin: "But he only teaches you bad things."

Li Chong: "No way, I think what he said is quite reasonable. Aren't you tired? Come, let's lie down and talk together."

Li Zixin: "I'm still talking to you. I'll pull you down now."

After finishing speaking, Li Zixin went up to do it.

Don't say it yet.

After all, Li Chong is still young, if Li Zixin really wants to pull him down, Li Chong has no ability to resist.

but……

Li Chong is not completely helpless.

Li Chong: "I'm taking off my clothes!"

Threatening her with undressing.

Li Zixin also said: "What does it matter to me if you take off your clothes?"

Li Chong: "I also took off my pants."

Li Zixin put down the quilt with both hands.

Li Chong also said: "Come on, I won't do anything to you. Believe it or not I can sing, I'll sing for you."

Li Zixin: "I don't want to hear it!"

Li Chong: "Come on! Sleep together tonight!"

Li Zhong patted the bed board.

Li Zixin rolled up her sleeves, and finally crossed her hands in front of her chest, to be honest!

Now she really has nothing to do with him.

Li Zhong said again: "Don't think about you going to sleep in another room, I will follow wherever you go to sleep."

Li Zixin: "..."

Ok!

This little pervert is even ready to back up.

Li Zixin: "Aren't you ruining the reputation of other young ladies?"

Li Chong: "Any other house is my house."

Li Zixin: "I really want to hit you!"

Li Chong: "It's a big deal, I just don't touch you. Come on, come up, I'll show you something nice!"

talking...

Li Chong took out a book from his arms.

As for the specific content, to be honest, she didn't know either.

Knowing that entanglement with him will not lead to good results.

He also simply changed the subject, and by the way resigned himself to his fate: "What is it?"

Li Chong: "A beautiful book!"

Li Zixin: "Take a look."

Li Chong: "You take off your shoes and come up to watch together. You don't have electricity, you have to light candles later."

To be honest, Li Zixin didn't want to do this.

but……

It seems that it doesn't matter if you try it.

Li Zhong saw that she did not directly refuse.

He also lifted the quilt and pulled her onto the bed.

After three times, five times and two times, I helped her take off her shoes, and then...

The two picked up the book and opened it page by page.

in fact……

This is a book about telling jokes.

Jokes are quite popular in Datang.

even……

Li Chong remembered that in history, there was still a prince who liked to read this kind of books, but his father said he was not doing his job properly.

of course!

Li Chong had already forgotten who it was.

and……

This joke is not called a humorous cold joke, but another name.

But in short, the content is just a joke.

Li Zixin found that Li Chong was quite naive.

Actually like reading this book.

but……

Don't say it yet.

It was indeed a rather novel experience.

Who would have thought that she would lie on the bed with a kid and watch cold jokes.

This cold joke is the latest product of the Ministry of Culture.

after all……

They will build a library in the future.

How could this library not have these cold jokes?

of course!

But then again!
In the eyes of the ancients, this cold joke must be out of fashion.

It belongs to something that is not doing business properly.

but……

This did not affect him and Li Zixin's admiration in the slightest.

From time to time, I can still laugh out loud.

Shu'er was outside alone, listening to the movement inside, and reasoned!
She felt that Li Chong was really not bad.

Except for the age difference is a bit too much, other feelings are pretty good.

and……

His Royal Highness the Emperor of the Tang Dynasty really has no airs towards them.

Considering the future...

Shu'er felt that the most important thing for her to do at this moment was not to let other people know what the two of them were doing in the room now.

At the same time, she was really curious.

What are the two of them doing inside, why is it so funny, really, is it so funny?
……

Unconsciously.

The sky gradually dimmed.

in fact……

When it snows, it is already a bit dark.

only……

It was getting darker now as dusk approached.

Can't see it.

Then don't read it.

Let's talk after the meal first, and wait until the meal is over.

Take a nice hot bath again.

Li Chong is taking a bath, and he is still on guard.

I have to wash in her room.

But don't say it yet!

If Li Chong really left her room, then she would definitely lock her own door behind her backhand. At that time, unless Li Chong smashed the door, otherwise, he would definitely not be able to enter again.

Now...

no way!
It can only be so!

in fact……

If age is ignored, Li Chong is quite interesting.

only……

……

The next day.

Almost everyone could see that Li Chong had returned from outside the palace.

although……

right!

Li Chong specially picked a time around ten o'clock in the morning, when everyone was already busy on duty, so he came back. It is expected that not many people should know about it.

but!

one way or another.

This gatekeeper, he is the most difficult to deceive.

after all……

Don't they know when who goes out and when they come back?
Li Chong also felt...

It's not easy to fool them.

But let's be honest!

Why would I lie to them?

It's not like no one knows how much snow fell near dusk yesterday.

He came back only the next day because it was snowing heavily.

It makes perfect sense!

Back to the East Palace.

Li Chong first went back to his bedroom.

after all……

He didn't change the clothes yesterday.

If you want to ask, what did he wear after taking a shower yesterday.

That's not easy!
Anyway...

Wear what you want, even if you want to wear Shu'er's clothes, then he is not unacceptable.

of course!

It must be brand new, freshly made, not worn by Shuer.

As for when to come back, there is no way.

You can only change your clothes again.

and so……

feeling bad!
The first thing he did when he came back was to take a bath again before he was free to go on duty.

Due to the sudden incident, he hasn't told the manga department yet.

but……

It doesn't matter, it's not a big deal for a day and a half.

Then it was almost noon before Li Chong washed and dressed again, and continued to be on duty.

just now……

The printing department has slowly entered the right track, and is printing many classics and historical books from the original Tang Dynasty.

Then Meng Jiao's side.

I also showed him the manuscript of "The Romance of the Three Kingdoms".

not bad!
At least the feeling of this story is there.

Then...

Li Chong also repeatedly emphasized that this novel can be exaggerated appropriately.

You are like this part of Zhao Yun saving Liu Chan, and you can exaggerate appropriately.

In addition...

Write him another nice poem to praise him.

Also, in the battle of Chibi in the future, we can design a scene where Zhou Yu embarrasses Zhuge Liang, and let Zhuge Liang make [-] arrows within three days.

As for how you made it.

Of course with the brain!
And if Meng Jiao hadn't reminded him, Li Chong really wouldn't have known that it was Sun Quan who borrowed the straw boat to borrow arrows.

Although Sun Quan is known as Sun Shiwan, how could he have no ability to make Cao Mengde say that his son should be like Sun Zhongmou.

When he learned that the arrow was borrowed by Sun Quan in history, Li Chong also had no interest in the original story at all.

Knew it!
Lao Luo has a lot of private goods.

But whatever!
Anyway...

How to make up the story has already been handed over to Meng Jiao, so let's see Meng Jiao's performance.

this day.

Li Chong felt that everyone seemed to be watching him quietly.

No!

Shouldn't they all know?

Do not!Absolutely impossible!
Even radio is not that fast.

That might just be my hallucination.

On the other hand, his second and third uncles were very interested in his going out last night.

and……

It is not difficult to find out.

Just give Li Chong's carriage driver a few banknotes, and the carriage driver will tell everything.

nothing more than...

That is to say, it snowed heavily in the sky, and then he did not return to the palace immediately.

then……

His second uncle and third uncle seemed to have thought of some bad idea again. (end of this chapter)