I have found out your real name

Chapter 179 The Bystander and the Hook
"gimmick!"

Three days ago, when Tiantian Numing walked into the room, she looked like a manager who was worried about the failure of her idol.

She waved her fists: "If you want to catch Shuten-douji, you must build a strong reputation that even the old monsters who have just escaped from trouble have heard of. To achieve this, there must be an eye-catching hot spot in this era!"

Li Wu made a conclusion: "That is to say, you should be a hype dog."

"Don't speak so harshly."

Sitting down beside God Inari, Tenten Nvming raised her legs leisurely, "It is to provide a story that everyone wants to see. It seems that the wine produced in the year when the king was beheaded is actually no better than other wines. There is an exceptional superiority of its kind, but when the promoters talk about the historical significance attached to it, someone gleefully waves the money to pay for it.”

Mai Shiratori raised her hand and asked, "What kind of story do you want to tell?"

Now three days later.

In the summer, I still have to wear heavy twelve-piece Shiratori Mai to thank the invention of the air conditioner from the bottom of my heart.

"What a goddess of entertainment!"

She clenched her fists hidden in her sleeve robe, "The young master of the Li family from a foreign country broke his engagement with his fiancée because of his affair with his maid, and eloped to work abroad to make a living-this script has not been pushed forward for ten years. Do people like it?!"

But ten years ago, the character design that no one watched, coupled with the pusher of Tiantian's female life, turned into a big bomb that exploded in both virtuality and reality, allowing the pure female high school student writer to understand the darkness of the industry.

However, probably thanks to the background of the leading actors.

She took the white robe that Li Wu had taken off and held it in her arms, and stepped back like a conscientious maid, leaving the work place to the master.

This is a completely different style from Tiantian's women's life Kaiyu show, but it is performed by men just right.

Compared with the smooth and soft hand of the goddess of arts, Li Wu's posture of holding the handle of the knife with his bare upper body makes people think that what he is holding is not a kitchen utensil but a broadsword. Possibly direct the cold light on the innocent customers present.

The innocent customers may not have realized the danger, and several fashionable adult women whistled, and were stared back by Shiratori Mai next to them.

We are still minors!Strictly speaking, the owner of this store and you all broke the law, you know!

Oh, the boss is not human.

That's fine.

In the end, the light of the knife fell to the right place, like a school of sharks biting the flesh of a cetacean fiercely, fiercely cutting the whole tuna on the ice into pieces, but each piece was extremely neat, The dark red back meat and pale pink belly meat are separated and built into a square column, and the fish head and tail are neatly cut and connected, and then placed on the side of the plate.

The audience applauded with dignity. The forearm of the person holding the knife was like a bamboo branch full of tendons, and the chest and abdomen rose and fell slightly due to breathing. The guests who were close even had a temperature rise The illusion, as if there are red sparks jumping, accumulating energy for the upcoming battle.

"King Ming!"

So the applause turned into warm and fanatical cheers. It was as if people were not in the cooking pavilion, but returned to the ancient seashore to see the hero who went out to sea to slay the dragon triumphantly, and heroically shared the corpse of the prey.

And in this kind of story, a young and young girl usually needs to present a wreath to the winner, so when the dragon slaying warrior washes off the bloody smell on his hands, the maid behind him gently puts him in white clothes, and then pokes out her slender and tender body With his fingers, he arranged the sliced ​​raw fish into different categories, and handed them to the waiter in black to lift them up and hand them over to the guests.

A performance reached its climax here, Shiratori Mai picked up a soft white towel and wiped off the water droplets on the opponent's hands, the action paused a little because he was facing the man's naked chest that was not completely dressed.

Can't you just button up the buttons yourself?

Having said that, there are also such plots in light novels. For example, the male protagonist picks up a talented beautiful girl manga artist who has no self-care ability to help her dress every day-no what are you thinking!
While thinking wildly, she recalled yesterday's accident, and couldn't help but recognize and compare the images in her brain.

In the end, the two stood side by side after the kitchen scraps had been removed, smiling and waving to the men and women, prompting even more screaming.

"Death!" "I've been pushing Kaguya Hime alone since before I was born!" "Ming Wang! Ming Wang!"

New videos and photos will flow into the ocean of information on the Internet today, and then under the manipulation of Tiantian Numing, the best part will be selected to push streams layer by layer, create topics, buy accounts, and even deliberately choose stupid angles to hack two people Arouse heat, provoke curious people to discuss in reality, and finally become a piece of delicious bait.

As a god who keeps pace with the times, she is not only proficient in art and performance, but also the god of entertainment and hype, creating two Internet stars is easy!

Leaving the unfinished hustle and bustle on the first floor, the backs of the two disappeared into the room on the second floor.

As soon as he entered the room, Shiratori Mai rubbed his face: "I think my smile is going to freeze on my face."

"I feel like I'm dead."

Li Wu sat down at the tea table and found that the tea had dried up.

"Shiratori, help me make tea."

Mai Shiratori lay prone and collapsed on the ground, not caring whether the classic and precious clothes that the goddess treasured on her body would be pressed out of the way, as if buried in layers of thick quilts.

Hearing Li Wu's words, she raised her head resentfully: "You are used to being served, aren't you? Young Master Li?"

"In order not to run away when Shuten-douji comes and finds a flaw, we'd better stay in the scene as much as possible while we're here. This is the suggestion of God Inari."

Li Wu's expression didn't change.

Mai Shiratori, who was newly transferred to a maid, grumbled and got up. The front collar, which was a little loose under the pressure, slipped slightly, and the pale pink tie was also partly loosened.

And because she had never worn such a complicated and troublesome outfit, she didn't realize it immediately, so she just dragged her long skirt to get some hot tea, then walked to the table and bent down.

In the end, Li Wu was shaken instead: "Although I mean being in the drama, there is no need to be in the drama like this."

"What are you talking about, Master Li Wu? Helping you pour tea is what a maid should do."

Mai Shiratori, who felt that he was probably embarrassed to accept her service, began to feel strange.

"You must have misunderstood the maid..."

Unexpectedly, this sentence seemed to irritate her. Mai Shiratori put down the teapot and puffed up her chest: "Are you questioning a light novel writer's understanding of this classic cute character?"

"Only maids in the book world would do this! Did Tiantian's female life infect you with her exhibitionist attributes?!"

"What does that mean... eh?"

Incredulously, she raised her hand to touch the part above the front armor, and felt the soft and silky skin feeling through the loosened gap of the clothes.

After a while.

Shiratori Mai, who wrapped up twelve sheets in a ball, squatted in the corner of the wall in depression, like a big colorful hamster.

"Why does this always happen recently?"

she sighed.

"Let me tell you first, I didn't see anything, and I'm sure not as much as you look at me."

Li Wu took a sip of tea to calm down.

I don't know if it is the power of Tiantian's female life that infects the entire street at work, but I always feel inexplicably hot when I am here.

In order to deceive the big monster who may already know Li Wu's appearance, the current appearance of the two is shrouded in the illusion of Inari God, and there is only a slight similarity to the original face.

So the version of Mai Shiratori wearing gorgeous clothes and taking off the glasses looks unfamiliar, and still communicates in the usual way, which brings a rather strange feeling.

"It would have been nice if Tiantian's female life had been changed to a different script."

"Her alternative is 'twin siblings reincarnated from her first love in the previous life', are you sure this is better?"

Li Wu ruthlessly pointed out the unreliability of the goddess of entertainment.

Shiratori Mai choked, and then, I don't know if it was because of the accidents that happened in the past few days, or because of some kind of narrow revenge mentality, but when she realized it, she blurted out: "Brother?"

"Follow me to attack Zengtou City—cough, I'm sorry, Shiratori probably doesn't understand this stalk."

The teacup Li Wu was holding shook suddenly, and he responded nonchalantly.

"Hmm - it seems that there is no response at all."

Shiratori Mai habitually pushed his glasses but found nothing, and chased after him with a snickering smile: "Master Li Wu seems to really want to have a younger sister, right?"

"No, one light is enough to give me a headache."

Unexpectedly, the name of a friend who was not present suddenly appeared, Shiratori Mai fell into silence, and the only sound left in the room was the sound of pouring water.

"Hey, now that it's just the two of us, can we chat about gossip?"

Mai Shiratori searched around the room, found a pen and paper spread out on the table from nowhere, and was sitting opposite.

"Come on, come on, just treat it as helping me collect materials."

"Generally, after saying this reason, you must absolutely not agree?"

Mai Shiratori continued to advance the topic on her own: "What do you think of Hikari and Airisa?"

"A childhood sweetheart and a friend I made in high school."

"I've heard that most immediate answers are lies."

Shiratori Mai decided not to go around in circles: "Li Wujun, don't you think that after you dated Xingchuan, their situation is a bit strange?"

The teacup stopped shaking.

"It's a normal thing. If two people in a small group suddenly become closer, it's not surprising that others can't adapt for a while."

"Is that right?"

She was noncommittal, "I don't think it's just a temporary thing... Besides, let alone, I heard from Xingchuan classmate that Airisa also sucked your blood. Is this also an act between friends?"

Stuck by the sharp words, Li Wu let out a long breath and asked, "What exactly do you want to say?"

She smeared a mess on the paper with a pen, poked the center of the line one after another, and said a little embarrassedly: "I am just a bystander, and I want to help you sort out the complicated relationship..."

Li Wu got up and went around the table, and walked to her side under Shiratori Mai's puzzled eyes.

Then he grabbed her wrist that was on the table, and gently pushed the girl who was sitting down to the floor.

"Eh?!"

Unexpectedly, she fell down unprepared for this unfolding, her wide sleeves were pressed behind her back, like a white crane with broken wings, she had to fold her wings, and stood there blankly waiting for the predator's attack.

Then the sudden attacker arrived as expected, and did not intend to stop.

He still clasped the girl's slender wrist tightly, and pulled his arms above his shoulders.

The sleeve robe was drawn down by gravity, revealing white and tender arms.

Intentionally or unintentionally maintaining this suppressed posture without direct physical contact, Shiratori Mai, who was being looked down upon, reacted: "That... Li Wujun? Master Li Wu? Do you like this type of style?"

She maintained the "setting" on her lips, and her heart was already flustered.

Ruined!I didn't expect Li Wujun to be such a narrow-minded type, he would turn into a beast if he disagreed!

Ah... the next thing is to fall into hell together and be killed by Xingchuan... don't...

Taking a closer look, he still has the so-called perfect smile taught to the two by Tiantian Numing on his face now. Apart from the penetrating feeling, there is also a strange feeling of tingling in the heart. It must be fear and nervousness.

The messy twelve single-images unfolded layer by layer of petals on the ground, as if they were a good commentary for the upcoming rough fate.

Shiratori Mai closed her eyes.

Then the restraint was released.

When he opened his eyes again, he saw Li Wu sitting in his seat, eating all the remaining tea cakes.

"???"

Shiratori Mai maintained a flat state, unbelievable: "You just want to grab a pancake?"

"how is this possible?"

Li Wu seemed to be shocked by her mental retardation, "I want you to think about it, what would happen if I did this to Guang and Airisa?"

"Using the end of blood?"

"Even if this is not the case, Xingchuan will be angry and sad, probably."

"It's actually about..."

Shiratori Mai suddenly became angry, "Wait a minute, does it matter if you do it to me?"

"Because it's a white bird."

"Don't say my name like a mathematical axiom!"

"The White Birdman Theorem?"

"It's Buckingham's theorem! And the question is not which is better said as an axiom or a theorem!"

After resisting for a while, she remembered that it was she who claimed to be a bystander, and fell silent.

Li Wu watched her sideways for a while, and heaved a sigh of relief.

That way the guy shouldn't be asking any more troublesome questions.

Is this really good?

This is the question Mai Shiratori thought about after getting up.

After calming down, I realized that if it is appropriate to say whether the behavior is appropriate, it is also inappropriate for the lovers who are hiding from each other to play master and servant, chatting alone in a room like they are now.

Do you still have the mentality of watching a romantic comedy?

Or is it because of some more subtle psychology that such a conversation was initiated today?
Shiratori Mai examined her state of mind.

"plum……"

"stop!"

The words that had just been organized were suddenly interrupted, and Li Wu, who had just looked idle, listened vigilantly.

The body that had been gradually getting ready for the past three days revived in an instant, and adjusted to the fighting state with the scorching breath.

Shiratori Mai, who was about to speak, immediately got up and patted her clothes, and stood behind him with her hands down.

After the rumors fermented, the bait finally moved.

(End of this chapter)