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The few little ghosts didn't even give Tu Qianli a chance to explain and dragged him to the hell of tongue-pulling.

Since the boss has arranged it, you have to go through each level of hell.

These little devils will naturally not be careless.

Soon, Tu Qianli was taken to the tongue-pulling hell by a group of little ghosts.

The little devil who was in charge of pulling out tongues came over with a pair of bloody pliers. When Tu Qianli saw this scene, his legs went weak.

"Woo!"

"Woo!"

Tu Qianli closed his mouth tightly to prevent these little devils from pulling out his tongue.

Although Tu Qianli's power was sealed, he still had some physical strength left.

He refused to open his mouth, and these little devils really couldn't open his mouth.

The few little ghosts tried their best and were exhausted, but they still couldn't do anything to Tu Qianli.

At this time, a little ghost had an idea and said to the little ghost next to him: "Didn't this guy say that he had the ability to pull out his Kun'er?"

"His mouth is closed, there's no way Kun'er can shrink it back!"

As soon as this little devil opened his mouth, the other little devils suddenly understood.

So, the group of little ghosts changed their target.

Several little ghosts held down Tu Qianli's hands and feet. One little ghost held a bloody big pliers and
When the pliers came closer, Tu Qianli was so scared that he peed his pants.

He cried out loudly, "I confess!"

"I confess everything! I confess everything!"

The Human King and the Emperor of Heaven made a bet on whether Tu Qianli could survive the three levels of hell.

Now it seems that they still overestimated this guy.

Tu Qianli couldn't even survive one level of hell. He just backed down after being threatened.

If you are willing to confess, there will be no need to torture you anymore.

Tu Qianli was brought back to Yin Tianzi, who looked at him with disdain and said, "Your name is Tu Qianli?"

"It's really unfair that this name follows you!"

Tu Qianli defended himself, "Actually, before I joined the army, my name was Tu Qianli. I was a cook in the City Lord's Mansion, specializing in making sweet and sour carp for the City Lord, which means I slaughtered a thousand carps."

"After I joined the army, I changed my name to Tu Qianli in order to appear more domineering."

Yin Tianzi: "????"

Tu Qianli?
Tu Qianli?
cook?

General?

Tu Qianli changed his name to Tu Qianli. This explanation makes sense.

But how did such a cowardly cook become a general?
Yin Tianzi became curious and asked, "How did you become a general without any real skills?"

When this was mentioned, the coward Tu Qianli became unconvinced.

He righteously retorted: "You are wrong. Nowadays, only capable people cannot become generals."

"Looking at the many generals in Blackwater City, is there anyone who dares to say that he got the position based on his real ability?"

"Flattery, nepotism, and buying office are everywhere, like carp swimming across the river."

"Those who are truly capable can only serve as deputy positions or pawns at best."

"That means using them to get things done. Otherwise, they can't even hold a deputy position."

After hearing Tu Qianli's words, Yin Tianzi fell silent.

Unexpectedly, their so-called supreme world is also about human relationships and worldly wisdom!

In order to learn more about that world, Yin Tianzi continued to ask: "What about you?"

"Did you resort to flattery, nepotism, or buying your position?"

Tu Qianli became anxious when he heard Yin Tianzi belittle him like that.

"you"

"How could you slander me like this?"

"I am just an ordinary cook. How can I afford to buy an official position? I don't have any nepotism."

"I'm not good at speaking, and I can't flatter."

"I was able to become a general entirely because I am capable!" Tu Qianli said righteously.

capable?

Tu Qianli is clearly a coward. Although he has strength, it is probably because he became a general and accumulated a lot of resources.

No matter how you look at it, he doesn't seem like a capable person.

"capable?"

"Do you believe this yourself?"

"If you dare to lie to me, you will definitely be condemned to the eighteen levels of hell!" Yin Tianzi threatened.

When the Eighteen Levels of Hell were mentioned, Tu Qianli instantly became obedient.

"hey-hey!"

He smiled at Yin Tianzi with a look that all men understand, and said, “The capable I mean is not the same as the capable you understand.”

"The city lord's eldest sister, she was widowed at an early age and has been living alone ever since."

"This woman especially loves the sweet and sour carp I make."

"Every now and then he'd come to me and say, 'Old butcher, I want to eat fish.'"

"After a while, I hooked up with the city lord's eldest sister."

"After we developed a relationship, she arranged for me to join the military, and I worked my way up to my current position."

After this explanation, Yin Tianzi immediately understood.

It turns out that Tu Qianli is a gigolo.

It is understandable that those who live off their wives look down on those who flatter them, use nepotism, or buy official positions.

After all, living off a gigolo is a technical job for these people.

Being able to rise all the way from a cook to a general shows that this guy knows how to live off his wife.

Nowadays, there are many people who live off gigolos, but not many people know how to live off gigolos!

After asking these gossips, Emperor Yin started to ask about serious matters.

Where to start?
Emperor Yin was very concerned about every detail, and he wanted to ask about everything regarding that world and Blackwater City.

Emperor Yin's questions were not asked for just a few days or ten days.

He asked this question for three years.

During these three years, Emperor Yin has drained away everything Tu Qianli knew.

Moreover, the more you ask, the less likely Tu Qianli will lie.

Because, logic.

Once you tell a lie, you have to cover it up with countless lies.

Every time Tu Qianli tried to lie, he would be discovered by Yin Tianzi.

Then, after a little warning, Tu Qianli no longer dared to lie.

After asking Tu Qianli everything he knew, Emperor Yin was going back to Heaven to report to Lin Yuan.

"You stay here, these little devils won't make things difficult for you!"

"But don't run around, otherwise, if something unexpected happens, it will be bad!" Yin Tianzi instructed Tu Qianli before leaving.

Tu Qianli was originally a coward, and after hearing Yin Tianzi's words, he nodded and promised: "I promise, I will never run around!"

After Yin Tianzi turned around and left, a group of little ghosts surrounded Tu Qianli.

Seeing this scene, Tu Qianli broke out in a cold sweat.

"you"

"What do you want to do?"

Looking at the little ghosts who surrounded him, Tu Qianli said in panic.

Just when Tu Qianli thought that these little ghosts were going to do something bad to him.

just see.

"Pfft!"

"Puff! Puff!"

These little ghosts knelt on the ground like dumplings, and shouted to Tu Qianli: "Master, start a class. We will kneel and listen."

"As long as you teach us how to live off your wife, we can satisfy all your requests, except that we cannot let you go."

Tu Qianli thought, since I'm free anyway, I might as well find something to do.

So, he gave a class on the spot, teaching these little devils how to live off their money. (End of this chapter)