Rebirth: Marrying a Bamboo

The little princess pondered for a long time, her black and white eyes rolled, "You said this is your secluded road?"

"Well."

"Then you send me out, why do you have to wait for Tiandao to extradite me?"

"Stop talking nonsense, practice!"

The little princess blinked her eyes, she didn't practice, she just rested her chin on one hand and thought.

"This is a small world, isn't it?"

The little princess waited for two days before the bamboo spirit lazily said, "Well, you said that the urine is small."

She is ignorant, and he wants to break up with her, it seems that he is also ignorant.

Little princess: "So, you don't want to send me away, you can't do it, can you?"

Bamboo spirit said in a tone that was too lazy to talk to her: "Whatever you think."

The little princess blinked her eyes, and said firmly, "So, bamboo spirit, are you the grass and wood spirit imprisoned here?"

The bamboo spirit was inconceivable: "How did you come to such a conclusion?"

"When I was young, I heard General Wan and the others say that this place called Shangshan Mountain seems to be independent from the Three Realms, and it is a place where sinners from the God Realm are imprisoned."

"You said that if I don't belong here, I will be chased and killed by the Dao of Heaven. If you belong here, you don't belong to the outside world. If you go out, you will be chased and killed by the Dao of Heaven outside."

"You said, even though this is your place, you can't send me out. This only means that you are imprisoned here, so you can't send me out."

Bamboo Essence, "..."

How could he be speechless with this miraculous brain circuit?
The little princess rested her chin in thought: "Then, what mistake did you make to be imprisoned here?"

"Imprisoned?" Bamboo Essence had a rare troubled tone, and even carefully considered these two words for a long time, "The outside world said that I was imprisoned?"

The outside world knows who you are!
Anyway, she doesn't know!

General Wan and the others didn't seem to know either.

"Isn't it? Your name is Youhuang, and the river outside is called Wuyou River. Doesn't that mean that you don't mean it?"

Since then, the bamboo spirit has nothing to say.

It took about ten days for Zhuzi Jing to say suddenly: "How do you know that this seat is called Youhuang?"

Little Princess: "..."

Is there something wrong with this man? !
In a word, wait for more than ten days to pick up!
Little Princess: "..."

Don't answer the words of a fool.

The little princess sucked the bamboo shoots by herself and didn't answer.

The bamboo spirit's branches scratched the little princess's head.

The little princess fell face-to-face in the mud.

The little princess who got up covered in mud looked back faintly: "..."

Bamboo Essence: "..."

For a long time, the bamboo spirit said in distaste: "You are so grown up, why are you still playing with dirt?"

Little princess: "You pushed me."

"Have it?"

The little princess wanted to cry: "...I want to go home!"

Zhuzi Jing skipped this topic with a low cough, and said in a casual way: "I think about it, the name of Wuyou River is really not good, it needs to be changed, and I also need to go out to get some air."

The bamboo spirit spoke half casually and half seriously, but the little princess didn't listen: "You pushed me."

Why is this not over yet?

"So what if I pushed you? How do you know my name?"

Little Princess: "..." How could this person be so rude? !
"Little baby, I am asking you something."

"I'm not a little baby, my name is Huo Wushuang."

Zhuzijing, "I don't care what your name is."

Little princess: ".!!"

If you don't want to talk, don't talk!

The little princess is not without temper, just close her eyes and practice, and never pay attention to the bamboo spirit.

This bamboo shoot is really a good thing. She can use it to strengthen the internal organs, warm and nourish the eight meridians, and even be used to purify the bones.

The little princess knew from the exploration that the strength of the divine plant must be balanced to balance the body, but she has irrigated all the divine plants in the dantian, which means that her physical fitness should be worse than that of ordinary cultivators.

But now, although she doesn't know the situation of outside cultivators, she herself feels that the growth of her cultivation and the strengthening of her body are synchronized, and her body is even stronger.

After all, other people's god plants are supposed to include physical strength, viscera, meridians and eight meridians, but she only uses bamboo shoots to improve her strength. ?

The little princess was only taught some common sense by her family when she was very young, and later on in her practice, she mostly learned it by herself.

After all, she would take a lot of detours in her own exploration, but the little princess glanced at the bamboo spirit and didn't intend to ask.

She has done the extraordinary meridians, internal organs, and even the bones, but she has not tried the blood yet.

Thinking of this, the little princess tried to integrate the bamboo shoots into her blood, but her blood seemed to be extremely repulsive to the bamboo shoots, and she refused to let the energy of the bamboo shoots approach.

The little princess didn't know the reason for this situation, but she was afraid that her own method was wrong, so she couldn't purify the blood, so she tried again and again.

It's been like this for a month.

Zhu Zijing was really amazed, "Do you think you are idle?!"

The voice of the bamboo spirit was extremely impatient, "If it doesn't eat, it won't eat, why don't you get used to it?"

"Oh." Does this mean that her blood and the energy of the bamboo shoots will not fuse?
What did the little princess think of: "Anyone who wants to talk to you will hate hearing your voice, so shut up."

Bamboo Essence: "Tsk!"

Good, very good!

This is the first time in his life that he took the initiative to talk to others and was rejected.

Little milk baby, you really can't be judged by appearances!
Originally, the bamboo spirit was determined not to speak again.

However, seeing that the little princess only knew how to cultivate the god plant and irrigate the god plant in the dantian again and again, out of respect for practice, he really couldn't bear it.

"So, pretending to be full of mana, you really don't think about how to use it?"

The little princess looked up at the bamboo spirit, "I don't like to hear what you say."

"." It's against you!
The bamboo spirit said coldly: "You are an outsider who is going through the catastrophe in someone else's territory. Do you know what it means? Your catastrophe will be unprecedentedly powerful. With your current state, let alone go through the catastrophe. You can't even catch the first thunder!"

The little princess lowered her head and stirred her clothes with her fingers, "I don't like to listen to you, and I didn't say that I would not listen to you."

Bamboo Essence: "."

It turns out that there is nothing to say, and there is nowhere to vent your anger. This is the so-called nemesis.
Seeing that the bamboo spirit seemed to be angry, the little princess muttered, "I only know how to cultivate the god plant, and I don't know how to do other things. If you want to teach me, you should speak well. I will listen to you and be grateful to you in return. You always look down on me and attack me, I am not happy to hear it, so I don't want to listen to it."

"Grateful for the return?" The bamboo spirit seemed to have heard the big joke: "What can you give me in return?"

"Eating you, the benefit of eating you is not as good as the benefits of sleeping for a few more days!"

"Marry you? I'm a bamboo, and I can't take human form. You want me to marry you as a human being? How do you tell me to marry you? Marry you just to make me angry by sitting at my feet every day?"