When I went back to my hometown to live broadcast and farm, I accidentally became rich

"This girl is a foreigner, here to travel?" The police comrade in front of him looked her up and down.

"Comrade policeman, don't look at me like that. It's creepy. I'm not in the same league as that dog dealer." Ruan Qing felt that if he didn't explain himself, he wouldn't be able to explain it clearly.

"I am a good citizen who grew up under the red flag. I don't do bad things. I can firmly memorize the core values ​​of socialism."

"Who knows if you have a white face and a black heart. According to the regulations, you have to go back with us to make a record."

"Will that be long? I have to go to the station to pick up someone later." Ruan Qing glanced at the time.

"It won't be long, check the information, make a record and go."

"I came by car, then my car..."

"We'll drive you to the police station."

……

When Ruan Qing came out of the police station, the sun was already shining.

Hastily rushed to the station to pick up the tea-making and wine-making master hired by her 'high salary'.

"Hey, hey, Ms. Ruan, please wait a moment, there is a dog with your name and information written on the dog tag around its neck."

Oh, yes, she forgot about it, "Then help me get it out."

ah this... ah this... ah this

"Are you sure it's this one?" Ruan Qing couldn't believe it, looking at the dirt dog in front of him.

Isn't this just an ordinary dog?
It is said that the products produced by the system must be high-quality products!

You have no idea how ugly this dog is.

Almost all the shortcomings of dogs are gathered, the hair on one side is short and the other is long, and the hair on the tail is gone.

The hair around the eyes, one black and one white, is this a national treasure?

The legs are so short that they can't even match Corgi, so I asked, where did I find such an ugly dog ​​in the world!

"Dog system, do you dare to be a little more dog!"

System: ... trembling, sometimes the system has bugs~

"That's right, it's this dog. Ms. Ruan is really a good person. Such a 'perfect' dog can still watch it."

No, she won't find someone to fool this good person, why don't she change her and cry.jpg
If you bring such an ugly guy into your home, you will be scolded by your mother.

"Then trouble Ms. Ruan, take it home and take care of it."

"What's your name, 'Michael Jackson Yellow'?" Ruan Qing glanced at its dog tag, his eyelids twitching non-stop.

System, if you dare to be more insulting, Michael Jackson will be scared up from the grave.

"No, no, what do you mean by that look in your eyes?"

"Why do you dislike me so much? Wait, do you dislike me?"

"It's good that I haven't despised you yet, but you still dare to despise me, I'm sorry, I really...beep a dog..."

When Ruan Qing received the person, he was shocked again.

It's an old man? !
"Master, how old are you? Are you deaf and blind?"

"I am 68 this year. Regardless of my age, I am in excellent health. Let me perform a 'Compendium of Materia Medica' for you."

As he spoke, the old man turned on his own radio.

"If Hua Tuo is reborn
Chongyang is healed
Foreigners come to learn Chinese characters
Arouse my national consciousness
Cassia cassia
cocklebur and lotus seeds
Sophora japonica
I want face

in my way

rewrite a history

nothing else
read a few words after me

Chinese yam, angelica and wolfberry
............"

Ruan Qing was dumbfounded, this old man was more agile than her.

"Old man, ah, no, old man, you come to apply for the job, does your family know? Don't your family members know about it, and say that we are abducting and trafficking people."

"I know, I know, my old lady came with me."

Ah, this...Teach the family to lead the mouth, this is.

This Lin Beibei, did you ask me clearly?

"Master, we only recruited you alone, why did you bring the old lady here?"

In front of me, the old man has piercing eyes and is energetic, old and strong, without losing his demeanor, but he can't hold back his age, if something happens to her later, it will be really fatal.

Today's old people may be talking to you one moment, but the next second may just stay where they are.

These child laborers and the elderly are equally dangerous people.

"You don't have to worry about that, my wife is also in good health."

"Our old couple just want to find a place with beautiful mountains and clear waters to live a retirement life."

"We are not short of money, as long as we have food and shelter, we can work with my old lady, and she is also good at frying tea. If I can be next to me, I will be even better."

"Girl, you don't have to be careful about our health. My wife and I have regular physical examinations every year, and I bring the medical examination reports with you. If you don't believe me, take a look."

"This is from last year, and this is from this year. The physical examination was just a month ago. All the indicators are standard. We don't have the three highs that some elderly people have, so don't worry."

"This is a letter of guarantee written by us. If something happens in the future, it has absolutely nothing to do with you."

Ruan Qing's entanglement and hesitation were all dispelled by the old man in one go.

Then what else does she have to say? He has finished everything.

"What about the old lady?"

"Oh, she went to buy a red envelope."

"Why do you buy red envelopes?"

"Oh, it's like this. In our hometown, there is a rule that you should give a red envelope to the children you meet. We are both old. We should also give you a red envelope when we meet for the first time. This represents blessings. The second represents auspiciousness."

"Come on, come on, she's back."

"Baixi, here, here." Seeing the old lady, he greeted her.

The grandma who came here has a vigorous pace, not losing to young people at all.

A friendly look.

She has short white hair and slightly curly hair. When she walked over, her eyes were smiling. She looked like a kind and easy-going old lady.

It can be seen that she was also a beauty when she was young.

"I've been looking for a long time, and there is only one who sells red envelopes. This is the girl." The old lady took her hand and began to look up and down.

Ruan Qing looked a little flabbergasted, this posture is not like meeting strangers for the first time, but more like the posture of the other party's parents coming on a blind date.

"Girl, I'm Bai Xi, everyone calls me Grandma Bai."

"His name is Jing Fengting, you can call him Grandpa Ting or Grandpa Jing."

"Oh, I was in a hurry and forgot to introduce myself just now."

"It's okay, let's talk on the way, you two are tired all the way, let's go somewhere to rest first."

"Other things, let's wait until you have rested."

As soon as the car door was opened, Michael Jackson Huang squatted in the back.

The two elders were shocked, "This is a dog that my friend doesn't want. It has no place to go. I will take it back and keep it."

"I don't bite people." The teeth are not complete, and it is probably quite difficult to bite people.

"This dog is really ugly. No wonder your friend doesn't want to keep it anymore. It's too old to lose its teeth."

"I can see that there are not many teeth left."

"Maybe." She also thought it was just an old dog.

Otherwise, it wouldn't be so stable.

Michael Jackson Huang: ... I step on the horse, 007 will die, you wait for me.

Mr. System: ...Crooked, the signal is a bit bad, I can't understand it.

The two of them were very interested in her along the way, and the account checking incident happened to her without accident.