Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

"It exploded."

【what? 】

Mr. Hao was taken aback.

exploded?

He subconsciously hugged his little wife's head tightly, as if this could prevent the explosion.

But he has no body.

Ling Bingbing could only feel the coldness around her head, as if someone was trying to knock off her celestial cap and blow air into it.

At once.
"It's a good hug, don't hug it."

Mr Hao:
Ling Bingbing: "Don't worry, even if he really blows up, it will only blow up in my head, and it won't affect others."

"And he is still scolding me now, which is quite stable in theory."

Mr Hao:
Silence Silence is a kind of elegance.

But staying up late is really tiring, she hasn't felt this kind of physical exhaustion for a long time.

It was 1 o'clock, and the melon skin system was still pretending to be dead, so Ling Bingbing decided to quit, and go to sleep first.

She took a shower, and when she came out, she saw Mr. Hao diligently sorting out the documents in his mailbox.

Looking at the Sleeping Beauty lying on the bed, she hesitated for a moment, but finally she gave up and went to sleep next door, and lay down next to him.

Feeling a warm force coming from his body, Mr. Hao, who was analyzing the project, stood up.

【Are you going to sleep? 】

He returned to his body and drew words in her palm.

Ling Bingbing yawned and closed her eyes peacefully.

"Well, good night!"

"Don't do the work you can't finish~ don't worry."

[Good night] He gently stroked her palm, and held her hand tightly before the woman could react.

Ten fingers intertwined, invisible power is flowing.

The body embraces her, and the soul is also closely attached to her.

For a few moments, Mr. Hao suddenly felt that if he couldn't wake up, it would be great to just be with her like this.

05:30am.

Mr. Hao, who had a liver all night, was a little sleepy.

Just as he was about to turn off the computer, he saw that his number 18 account, which had been hung up with a row of QQs and hadn't moved all night, suddenly trembled.

Hao Yougan clicked subconsciously.

Immediately refreshed!

[Mother Wu] Bing~~ Let’s take a look at this batch of babies, the old rules, you pick first~~ 1000 in the first row, 3000 in the second row.Acura 5000, 9% off if you order more.

[Mother Wu] Picture 1, Picture 2, Picture 3, Picture 4, dozens of photos of men in shorts popped up.

Looking at the historical records again, Ling Bingbing has cooperated with this mother Wu more than once.

Sometimes I still complain about other people's poor technology!Then this mother Wu also said that it would be good to let her train more.

Not technical?
Training? ?
What else is she not capable of!Um?

Mr. Hao was so angry that his whole soul glowed green!
He wanted to block Mama Wu directly, but after hesitating for a few seconds, he changed his mind again.

If you block him directly, you may even be ridiculed by your little wife and become jealous. Since she wants to get rich so much, then he...
[Ice Cube Ling] I want it all.

[Mother Wu] Are you sure?

【Ice Cube Ling】Are there other styles besides these?Those with dark skin and blue eyes can come a little.

【Block Ling】The price is not a problem, the main thing is the quality.

snort!
She doesn't want his money!Then he will spend all her money first!

Come on~~ Hurt each other~~
[Mother Wu] Alright, alright, then I'll give you something special.

[Mother Wu] However, the more special the schedule, the fuller it is. Even if I can join the team as a mother, it will take a certain amount of time to get all these people together.

[Mother Wu] How about you pick a batch and let them pass by first, so you can use it first?

Use it first?

snort!
Her thoughts are beautiful!

Mr. Hao tapped the keyboard with a green light: [No, if you want to deliver the goods, you can do it together. According to the old rules, a deposit of [-]% is required. 】

【Mother Wu】(*^▽^*) Good boss, the boss gets rich.

[Mother Wu] Do you want a girl?I recently recruited a new group of very beautiful girls.

Mr Hao:
Good guy!
Men and women take it all!
Mr. Hao couldn't help thinking of his silly, white and sweet sister.

Hao Youzi already likes her little wife very much now, so she will divorce again soon.

!!!

Dangerous! !

[Ice Cube Ling] No need, I want a man.

[Mother Wu] Good boss.

After calling the money, Mr. Hao hung up the phone.

At this moment, he found that his little wife's cell phone was on again.

After the in-depth chat yesterday, the little wife trusted him more and more, removed those accounts on the computer, and even gave him the power-on password of her mobile phone.

He also said at the time that he would never check her phone.

But it will.
Ok!

People are curious!

He thinks his wife is ashamed!
Looking at the male profile picture, Mr. Hao clicked on it.

[Jin] Boss, is the order you placed with Mama Wu a bit too big?

[Gold] 3 a day is enough, and it's better to replace it when it's used up.

Hao Youqian rubbed his chin and sneered.

[Bingbing] Are you teaching me how to do things?
【gold】.

[Bing Bing] What?My words don't work anymore, do they?

【gold】. .

[Bingbing] Do it, don't make me repeat it for the third time.

【gold】. . .

Hao Youqian waited for a while and saw that the other party stopped talking, so he put the phone back where it was.

He didn't delete the chat history, that's what a child would do!He~~~ Arrogant [childish] also wants to be arrogant [childish] aboveboard!

snort!
After teasing Ling Bingbing's assistant, Mr. Hao still felt puzzled and returned to the bedside.

He quietly stared at his wife on the bed, the woman was sleeping soundly, her slender neck was like a swan.

Beautiful and fragile, it seems that it will break if you pinch it lightly.

The man's fingers lightly brushed across Ling Bingbing's neck, all the way up, and finally stopped on her lips.

[Woman. You are mine. 】

With that in mind, he knelt down on one knee and lowered his head to kiss her lips.

-

Ling Bingbing was woken up by the melon skin system.

Just before dawn, Guapi put "good day" in her mind.

You say he is poisoned, he doesn't have a word of garbled characters.

But if you say he's not poisonous - she can't stop him anyway.

Even the sarcasm that worked repeatedly before was useless.

At once.
Outrageous!

Ling Bingbing [Okay, your size is good! !Good thing! ! 】

Ling Bingbing【Sing again believe it or not I committed suicide!My old lady will die with you. 】

The music stopped.

But after a few seconds it started again.

【Death~~Love~~~】

Ling Bingbing:
Ling Bingbing stood up with dark circles under her eyes.

Looking at the turned off computer and the neat decorations on the desk, Ling Bingbing glanced suspiciously at the man on the bed.

"You cleaned it up? You didn't do anything bad behind my back, did you?"

She actually dreamed about him last night.

But a horror story.

In the dream, her husband turned into a snake and insisted on kissing her. She was so disgusted that she made him into snake soup. She was about to drink it when she was woken up by the melon rind.

Mr. Hao had just fallen asleep, and when he heard this, he pretended to be dead.

Ling Bingbing didn't wait for him to refute, and felt that something was wrong.

Before she had time to think about it, her mother-in-law's violent scolding suddenly came from outside the door.

"The old lady is not dead yet."

Ling Bingbing:!

Hao Yougan:! !