Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend
Chapter 114 114: I'll be fast, you have to wait for me
Chapter 114 114: I'll be fast, you have to wait for me
Hao Minmin pulled her away and gave her a plastic bag.
Ms. Shen was a little confused: "Minmin, you don't believe me? I'm a mother, how could I mistake my son?"
Ms. Shen: "I know so clearly, so good-looking, even a genetic mutation can't turn into this ugly thing."
Hao Bufan:
Hao Bufan has always known that his mother's head is not normal.
But he's only been gone for a month! ! !
wrong!
Less than a month!Only a few days left!
She didn't even recognize herself.
One bite at a time, one ugly thing at a time~~In an instant, all affection and emotion were gone, only anger remained.
"Ling Bingbing!! Lend me a plane!"
"Ah?" Ling Bingbing looked at him strangely: "Why? You don't know how to drive."
Hao Bufan: "Send my mother there, I'll pay for gas!"
Since she doesn't recognize him, let her also feel her own pain and become a nigger together.
"Pfft—" Ling Bingbing laughed.
"you sure?"
Hao Bufan: "Sure!"
How exasperating!Thinking of the fact that he was mocking Ling Bingbing's adoptive parents for being uneducated before going out, now that he sees his own mother, he can't wait to slap himself.
"Okay, 170 million check or wire transfer?" Ling Bingbing gestured, and Xiao Wu immediately came over with a computer and a credit card machine.
Hao Bufan: "."
Hao Bufan: "No. I helped you pick up your adoptive parents back, so can't it be cheaper?"
Hao Bufan: "Even if there is no credit, there is hard work. We are still a family now, right?"
Ling Bingbing: "Nephew, do you have to pay to go to school?"
Ling Bingbing: "I didn't even charge you tuition fees, how dare you give me a discount?"
It seems to be this logic, but something seems wrong, Hao Bufan hesitated: "But."
Ms. Shen: "I'm not going~~ I don't want to become an ugly ghost, ehhhhh"
Hao Bufan: "I'll give you 500 million, and don't let my mother come back within 2 months."
Ling Bingbing: "Alright boss, no problem boss."
"Let's go now." After taking out the money, Bufan Children's Shoes felt that his waist was extraordinarily tall and straight.
Ling Bingbing gave Xiao Wu a look, and soon, two rows of people came in from outside the door, one with normal skin and one with black.
Standing behind Ling Bingbing with normal complexion, they were still wearing silver armor, like a princess' knight on a white horse.
Responsible for dark.
He directly lifted Ms. Shen up.
"Aaaaaaaaaa~!"
Ms. Shen went peacefully.
"Is the boss satisfied with what you saw?" After receiving the money, Ling Bingbing looked at Hao Bufan with a more loving look. 【Caring for the mentally handicapped is everyone's responsibility】
Hao Bufan raised his forehead slightly reservedly: "It's not bad."
Thinking of something, he emphasized again: "My mother paid for the vacation!! Don't make too outrageous arrangements for him."
Ling Bingbing dragged her chin: "Security is definitely no problem, but I don't know what type of person you are referring to by being outrageous?"
"Little Five~~" Ling Bingbing called out softly.
"Come here~~ dear, we have many kinds of packages here. You can see which one you can customize for your mother. These are all packages that can be selected for no more than 500 million, because you are a new customer. We can still give you more Your mother is playing with you, do you think it is necessary to arrange two strong men from State F for her?"
Hao Bufan:? ? ?
Hao Bufan's face darkened suddenly: "I want you to help me wake her up, don't even recognize my own son, I don't want you to find me a new father!!"
Although his mother's remarriage did not have much impact on him.
but--
He doesn't want to be called daddy!
Hearing this, Xiao Wu smiled slightly: "Kiss, you misunderstood, our little brothers who play with us are professional tour guides, without any hidden additional services, at least they have a bachelor's degree, and they have a high emotional intelligence. We only spend this little money I just want a special service and kiss, do you think it's appropriate?"
Hao Bufan: "Is this still a little money?"
Aside from fuel costs, he paid back more than 300 million yuan!
Xiao Wu: "Otherwise? You wouldn't be so naive as to think that you don't have to worry about anything if the lady sends you there, right? With your character and skill, you still like to die. If you don't have our people secretly protecting you You, do you think you can leave that cannibal tribe intact?"
"I've never seen you be so deadly that you even went to seduce the chief's daughter. Although the chief may not remember how many daughters he has, the tribe has its own rules."
"It's fine if you seduce, but if you seduce five or six at once, our lady can't sleep well at night, and she has to call someone remotely to apologize."
Hao Bufan: "."
Hao Bufan was stunned.
This is also the crisis when he almost met the god of death.
It never occurred to him in his dreams that even in a place where he could marry several wives at the same time, it was not possible to marry a wife casually.
Even if you want to marry, you must ask for the consent of the eldest wife.
But
He doesn't have a wife either.
his eldest wife
Lin Lang
But now.
he thinks.
Compared with Ling Bingbing, it seems that Lin Lang is more suitable to be a child?
"Bingbing. Thank you. I really don't know what to do without you." Hao Youqian thanked from the bottom of his heart.
Ling Bingbing looked at him, and said lightly: "There is no need to talk nonsense."
"Just keep your promise."
Hao Bufan: "Promise? What promise?"
Ever since he escaped from that terrible tribe, he never dared to promise anyone again.
Ling Bingbing yawned: "Of course I interrupted your dog legs, otherwise how do you think people can vent their anger?"
Ling Bingbing: "It's thanks to the fact that you hooked up with five people this time. If you hook up with six, you don't even have enough legs."
Hao Bufan:! ! !
"No!!! You can't do this!!"
Ling Bingbing: "Then I'll ask someone to take you back?"
Hao Bufan:
Hao Bufan was depressed. He was already dark, but now the darkness began to reflect light.
"Is there no other choice?"
"Can't we solve the problem peacefully?"
"Everyone is an adult, and there are many ways to solve problems."
Ling Bingbing smiled without saying a word.
Mrs. Hao frowned tightly.
"If there is a solution, why don't you solve it yourself? Do you want me to help you?"
"Okay, hurry up, I promised the old chief, as soon as I see you, I will fight."
"How about this, for the sake of the money you made with me just now, you can choose which leg to break first."
"I'll be fast, just bear with it."
Hao Bufan: @##¥%...
Mrs. Hao: Hey.
Hao Minmin: Man, heh.
At this moment, Hao Youzi came back, and when she saw Hao Bufan, she was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed wildly.
"Hahahaha—you are too hardworking to be ordinary, you blacked out yourself in order to become extraordinary."
Hao Bufan: @##¥%...
Hao Youzi walked around him again, then reached out and pinched his face: "Wow! It's such a great dye, it doesn't fade, I'll get some for my aunt later."
Hao Bufan sneered: "Auntie also wants to become this color? Don't bother."
If she wanted to, he wouldn't mind letting her go with his mother!
Hao Youzi shook her head: "No, I want to give it to my ex-husband. I think this color matches his heart better, or you can help me give it to him. The two of you must have a good chat."
Hao Bufan: #$^&》
And tonight~
(End of this chapter)
Hao Minmin pulled her away and gave her a plastic bag.
Ms. Shen was a little confused: "Minmin, you don't believe me? I'm a mother, how could I mistake my son?"
Ms. Shen: "I know so clearly, so good-looking, even a genetic mutation can't turn into this ugly thing."
Hao Bufan:
Hao Bufan has always known that his mother's head is not normal.
But he's only been gone for a month! ! !
wrong!
Less than a month!Only a few days left!
She didn't even recognize herself.
One bite at a time, one ugly thing at a time~~In an instant, all affection and emotion were gone, only anger remained.
"Ling Bingbing!! Lend me a plane!"
"Ah?" Ling Bingbing looked at him strangely: "Why? You don't know how to drive."
Hao Bufan: "Send my mother there, I'll pay for gas!"
Since she doesn't recognize him, let her also feel her own pain and become a nigger together.
"Pfft—" Ling Bingbing laughed.
"you sure?"
Hao Bufan: "Sure!"
How exasperating!Thinking of the fact that he was mocking Ling Bingbing's adoptive parents for being uneducated before going out, now that he sees his own mother, he can't wait to slap himself.
"Okay, 170 million check or wire transfer?" Ling Bingbing gestured, and Xiao Wu immediately came over with a computer and a credit card machine.
Hao Bufan: "."
Hao Bufan: "No. I helped you pick up your adoptive parents back, so can't it be cheaper?"
Hao Bufan: "Even if there is no credit, there is hard work. We are still a family now, right?"
Ling Bingbing: "Nephew, do you have to pay to go to school?"
Ling Bingbing: "I didn't even charge you tuition fees, how dare you give me a discount?"
It seems to be this logic, but something seems wrong, Hao Bufan hesitated: "But."
Ms. Shen: "I'm not going~~ I don't want to become an ugly ghost, ehhhhh"
Hao Bufan: "I'll give you 500 million, and don't let my mother come back within 2 months."
Ling Bingbing: "Alright boss, no problem boss."
"Let's go now." After taking out the money, Bufan Children's Shoes felt that his waist was extraordinarily tall and straight.
Ling Bingbing gave Xiao Wu a look, and soon, two rows of people came in from outside the door, one with normal skin and one with black.
Standing behind Ling Bingbing with normal complexion, they were still wearing silver armor, like a princess' knight on a white horse.
Responsible for dark.
He directly lifted Ms. Shen up.
"Aaaaaaaaaa~!"
Ms. Shen went peacefully.
"Is the boss satisfied with what you saw?" After receiving the money, Ling Bingbing looked at Hao Bufan with a more loving look. 【Caring for the mentally handicapped is everyone's responsibility】
Hao Bufan raised his forehead slightly reservedly: "It's not bad."
Thinking of something, he emphasized again: "My mother paid for the vacation!! Don't make too outrageous arrangements for him."
Ling Bingbing dragged her chin: "Security is definitely no problem, but I don't know what type of person you are referring to by being outrageous?"
"Little Five~~" Ling Bingbing called out softly.
"Come here~~ dear, we have many kinds of packages here. You can see which one you can customize for your mother. These are all packages that can be selected for no more than 500 million, because you are a new customer. We can still give you more Your mother is playing with you, do you think it is necessary to arrange two strong men from State F for her?"
Hao Bufan:? ? ?
Hao Bufan's face darkened suddenly: "I want you to help me wake her up, don't even recognize my own son, I don't want you to find me a new father!!"
Although his mother's remarriage did not have much impact on him.
but--
He doesn't want to be called daddy!
Hearing this, Xiao Wu smiled slightly: "Kiss, you misunderstood, our little brothers who play with us are professional tour guides, without any hidden additional services, at least they have a bachelor's degree, and they have a high emotional intelligence. We only spend this little money I just want a special service and kiss, do you think it's appropriate?"
Hao Bufan: "Is this still a little money?"
Aside from fuel costs, he paid back more than 300 million yuan!
Xiao Wu: "Otherwise? You wouldn't be so naive as to think that you don't have to worry about anything if the lady sends you there, right? With your character and skill, you still like to die. If you don't have our people secretly protecting you You, do you think you can leave that cannibal tribe intact?"
"I've never seen you be so deadly that you even went to seduce the chief's daughter. Although the chief may not remember how many daughters he has, the tribe has its own rules."
"It's fine if you seduce, but if you seduce five or six at once, our lady can't sleep well at night, and she has to call someone remotely to apologize."
Hao Bufan: "."
Hao Bufan was stunned.
This is also the crisis when he almost met the god of death.
It never occurred to him in his dreams that even in a place where he could marry several wives at the same time, it was not possible to marry a wife casually.
Even if you want to marry, you must ask for the consent of the eldest wife.
But
He doesn't have a wife either.
his eldest wife
Lin Lang
But now.
he thinks.
Compared with Ling Bingbing, it seems that Lin Lang is more suitable to be a child?
"Bingbing. Thank you. I really don't know what to do without you." Hao Youqian thanked from the bottom of his heart.
Ling Bingbing looked at him, and said lightly: "There is no need to talk nonsense."
"Just keep your promise."
Hao Bufan: "Promise? What promise?"
Ever since he escaped from that terrible tribe, he never dared to promise anyone again.
Ling Bingbing yawned: "Of course I interrupted your dog legs, otherwise how do you think people can vent their anger?"
Ling Bingbing: "It's thanks to the fact that you hooked up with five people this time. If you hook up with six, you don't even have enough legs."
Hao Bufan:! ! !
"No!!! You can't do this!!"
Ling Bingbing: "Then I'll ask someone to take you back?"
Hao Bufan:
Hao Bufan was depressed. He was already dark, but now the darkness began to reflect light.
"Is there no other choice?"
"Can't we solve the problem peacefully?"
"Everyone is an adult, and there are many ways to solve problems."
Ling Bingbing smiled without saying a word.
Mrs. Hao frowned tightly.
"If there is a solution, why don't you solve it yourself? Do you want me to help you?"
"Okay, hurry up, I promised the old chief, as soon as I see you, I will fight."
"How about this, for the sake of the money you made with me just now, you can choose which leg to break first."
"I'll be fast, just bear with it."
Hao Bufan: @##¥%...
Mrs. Hao: Hey.
Hao Minmin: Man, heh.
At this moment, Hao Youzi came back, and when she saw Hao Bufan, she was taken aback for a moment, and then laughed wildly.
"Hahahaha—you are too hardworking to be ordinary, you blacked out yourself in order to become extraordinary."
Hao Bufan: @##¥%...
Hao Youzi walked around him again, then reached out and pinched his face: "Wow! It's such a great dye, it doesn't fade, I'll get some for my aunt later."
Hao Bufan sneered: "Auntie also wants to become this color? Don't bother."
If she wanted to, he wouldn't mind letting her go with his mother!
Hao Youzi shook her head: "No, I want to give it to my ex-husband. I think this color matches his heart better, or you can help me give it to him. The two of you must have a good chat."
Hao Bufan: #$^&》
And tonight~
(End of this chapter)
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