Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

he.
a bit.
twice
"A little to the left~~"

"Yes, yes, a little further down."

"Use some strength! Can you do it! You can't even rub your back!"

Mr. Hao: ←_←, one by one, (ω*)
As a soul, he really endured the unbearable weight of a life that should not have been borne.

Yes, Mr. Hao's mind is already messed up.

Feeling the strength in her back, Ling Bingbing yawned comfortably and clicked on the TV series she hadn't watched for a long time.

"Okay, Xiao Ganzi, stop rubbing, let's watch the drama together."

Mr. Hao stopped his movements obediently, and looked at the projector screen with some hesitation.

Watch a drama together?
Is this a date?

This is not good, although the decoration of their bathroom is also very luxurious, but the first date should go to a more formal place.

And—his body is gone! ! !He can't feel it either! !

"What? You don't want to accompany me?" Ling Bingbing raised her eyebrows, pretending to be angry and making a serious face.

Mr. Hao didn't speak, and within two seconds, Ling Bingbing felt that his right hand was being held by someone.

^_^ Hahahahaha!
It feels so good to fall in love with an innocent little brother! !

Get rich laughing! !
"Huh~~ You said no, but your body is still very honest." Ling Bingbing was as serious as she wanted to laugh in her heart.

Hao Youqian: \(°_o)/
What else can he say?Everything he said was wrong.

He tilted his head, wanting to bite someone's ear~ At this moment, he saw the girl's delicate collarbone, and the indescribable gap between the collarbone~~
! !
He is not a pervert!
He swears! !

but.
This birthmark on her left breast
He always felt as if he had seen it somewhere.

【Madam. Your bear.】

Ling Bingbing:? ? ? ?
"Old SP!! What do you want to do!"

Hao Youqian: [No. I mean your birthmark. I seem to have seen it somewhere]

Ling Bingbing (ΩДΩ)
"Where have you seen it??? Are you sure?" Ling Bingbing took a deep breath, with a gentle smile on her face that she didn't have just now.

Hao Youqian was a little chilled by her smile, but his full of doubts occupied his attention.

[It's the shape of this birthmark is very special, I won't remember it wrong. 】

Ling Bingbing: "Oh really? Really? Are you sure?"

Hao Youqian:
[Should I be sure? 】

It seems really cold.

His desire to survive told him that it was best to deny it at this time.But the person in front of him was his wife, and Mr. Hao couldn't get over the level of lying emotionally.

How could he deceive his little wife?

[I'm not mistaken, but it's not the past few years, it should be when I was very young. 】

"When I was a child?" Ling Bingbing was about to call her subordinates and say that she would burn the lewd person directly, but when she heard this, she pressed her hand again.

[It should be my age from 10 to 15 years old, because I went abroad at the age of 16, I am sure I didn't see it abroad, madam, maybe we met a long time ago, but I just don't remember it. 】

Hao Youqian's words made Ling Bingbing silent.

In her memory, Hao You didn't have such a handsome little brother.

And she has super memory, if you have seen her, it is impossible not to remember.

Theoretically, either Hao Yougan's memory was wrong, or he secretly went to see other girls.

but.
There is something hanging in my head!
Isn't it impossible for her memory to be tampered with?

[Dear~~~ hang up? 】

Hang hang [I'm not, I'm not, don't call me]

Ling Bingbing: ╮(╯▽╰)╭

Hey--

Isn't this self-inflicted?
But she also knows the nature of her own system, what it doesn't want to say or what it can't say will turn into all kinds of garbled characters and sound waves.

Although she is used to having people playing disco in her mind, she would rather not listen to those nonsense things.

"And then?" Ling Bingbing made another note to the Guapi system, then raised her eyes and looked at the sky seriously.

Mr. Hao was in a trance, not knowing why, and continued to stroke her palm lightly: "What do you think? Are we destined?"

Ling Bingbing:? ?
What does she think?
This fool!

Does she have to give him an affirmative sentence!He didn't know that he said: Ma'am~~ Is the fate between us wonderful?

"I don't know if it's fate or not."

"But I know that if you don't wake up within a year, our fate will also become unfavorable."

Hao Youqian:
Mr. Hao didn't dare to speak, so he could only hold her hand honestly.

It seemed that since he finished talking about the birthmark, there was an invisible barrier between the two of them.

Once the melon skin system takes over, it will continue to act as a demon at night.

After taking a shower, Ling Bingbing lay on the bed and entered the virtual space to do research.

then
Mr. Hao is the only one with insomnia this night~
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Early the next morning.

Hao Bufan, who was still asleep, was awakened by someone patting him.

Seeing that it was Ling Bingbing, he reflexively wanted to run, but both legs were hanging on the bed. When he pulled it, he felt that the Tianling Gai was smoking.

"Ahhhhh!!"

"Do you know that people scare people, scare people to death?"

Ling Bingbing covered his ears in disgust, and only put his hands down when he was back to normal.

"If you don't do anything wrong, how can you be scared?"

"Okay, stop barking, have you had breakfast?" Ling Bingbing asked with a smile.

Hao Bufan wanted to shake his head subconsciously, but when he saw the woman's smile, he shivered.

"Should I eat it or not?"

It's not that he is cowardly, it's that people have to bow their heads under the eaves.

Now that both of his legs are broken, he can't even run.

Not to mention.
There were also four strong men standing at the door.

Ling Bingbing:? ? ?

Ling Bingbing's face suddenly changed!

What she can't hear the most now are interrogative sentences!
Changbai has grown a tall man of more than 1m8, and he doesn't know what to ask.

She was so angry that she copied the contract and gave it to him again.

"Convex(艹盘哗)!!!"

"Ling Bingbing! You don't slap people in the face!!"

"You broke my face, are you responsible?" Hao Bufan said subconsciously, thinking about it, he felt that it was not bad, so he took the initiative to put his face in front of her: "Let's hit, let's hit, it's a kiss, Scolding is love, the more you beat me, the more you love me."

Ling Bingbing:
Hao Youqian:
Hao Minmin: Hey, so oily! !
"Cousin, you are too oily." The little girl said bluntly.

Before Hao Bufan could react, she took out a large bottle of toner from her bag, and sprayed it into the air.

Hao Bufan:
Hao Bufan was wronged, but he didn't dare to refute.

nothing more~~
He doesn't know these women.

"What are you doing here? Come and see my jokes early in the morning? After all, they are all surnamed Hao, isn't it a bit too vicious?" Hao Bufan wiped his face and moaned unhappily.

"You're right! The whole family can't write two Hao characters. We are indeed here to see you, but not to see your jokes."

Hao Bufan snorted coldly.

To see him?

Why is he so unbelievable!
After staying with Ling Yan for half a month, he has already deeply realized that people surnamed Ling are not easy to mess with. The brighter they smile at you, the worse your death will be.

Ling Bingbing curled her lips: "Why, don't you believe me?

"I came here with sincerity."

Hao Bufan narrowed his eyes: "Sincerity? What kind of sincerity? You will believe me once you kiss me."

He can't get this Ling Bingbing now, but neither can Hao Youqian~~
It doesn't matter whether he will wake up in the future, but as long as he is a man, if he hears that his wife has kissed another man, he will
Snapped--

In the past two days, I have been in a hurry to catch up with the manuscript, and there may be many typos. I will revise it uniformly on July 7~~~ There will be an update in the evening