Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

"Sorry, my hand slipped~" ╮(ω)╭

As the tick-tock liquid slid across Bai Linlang's cheeks, Ling Bingbing jumped down from the helicopter's ladder, holding a tea mug of the same style as the old man's in his hand.

The greenish unknown liquid in the tea mug was very viscous, and Bai Linlang couldn't even think about it.

"You" Bai Linlang is full of dirty words
Ling Bingbing tilted her head: "Don't say it~~ If you say it, you will be mosaiced. You don't expect that when everyone sees what you say about you, the screen will be full. Beep beep beep beep beep, right?"

Qin Di rested his chin: "Actually, the full screen beep beep beep is not bad. Some people like to watch this kind of thing, but it's a bit annoying for the teacher later."

Bai Linlang:
Bai Linlang's eyes were red, as if the third master hadn't slept for three days!
"Okay, let's all draw lots, it's getting late, go back early and tidy up your rooms, it's time to eat."

"Director, is the program team in charge?" Qin Mengmeng asked.

As soon as the words fell, she was stunned by her boyfriend, the male anchor at the head of the XX platform: "Mengmeng, what kind of stupid question are you asking, how could the director team not care about it?"

No matter how bad it is, I should give a box lunch.

"But." Qin Mengmeng wanted to explain that although she didn't read much on the Internet, the Internet in their small mountain village was indeed not very good.

but.
Ever since her boyfriend decided to join the show, she has done her homework.

The variety show directed by QD has never been normal.

"What about you—how many times have I told you when you came here, don't think too much, just leave it to me, with me here, can I still make you hungry?"

Qin Mengmeng didn't answer, and immediately, Wang Changshuai raised his hand to stroke his hair, and smiled at Qin Di: "Tell me a little director, my girlfriend is from the mountains, and she hasn't gone to school. Her hair is long and her knowledge is short. Don't let it go." In his heart, he didn't want to question you."

Qin Di waved his hand lightly: "It's okay, anyway, our program team only cares about one meal."

"After this meal, you will have to figure out your own way for the next meal."

Changshuai Wang:? ? ?

Bai Linlang:? ? ?

Only Ling Bingbing calmly picked up the water glass and took another sip.

She was really not taking poison, but she thought she couldn't cook, so she simply brought a bunch of instant things (*^▽^*).

Everyone didn't know that Qin Di was actually very restrained this time.

The five rooms prepared by the program group are actually in a large courtyard.

There is only a wall between each other, which is also convenient in case something happens on the barren hills, and there is a care for them.

After all, the patron's father is also here.

Although he couldn't see, Qin Di still respected him.

But there are still differences between the five rooms, three are normal, and two are particularly abnormal.

One is particularly luxurious, but in the basement.

One is very broken, the attic in the air, it leaks when it rains, and there is no electricity.

Except for Bai Linlang, all the people present were amateurs. Although they were more or less cautious, there was really no fake you let me and I let you mess around for a long time.

It's the age that starts to smoke, starting from Song Yu who is the oldest, and Bai Linlangka is the second to last. Although she has resentment, she doesn't dare to explode.

Soon, everyone got their number plate.

"Since everyone has drawn, let's proceed to the second step now. This house is the top priority for many families. Many times, many couples will break up at this step."

"Life cannot be repeated. Apart from luck, sometimes choices are also very important."

"Next, the program team will introduce you to the information about the room type you have chosen. Before we arrive by taking the three bungee rides, each of you has the right to exchange once."

"Of course, the exchange is voluntary."

After Qin Di finished speaking, he asked QQ to read the introduction of each house.

QQ: "Number 1 is a lot of meat, No. 2 has no money, No. 3 is very green, No. 4 looks at the stars, No. 5 goes to hell."

crowd? ? ?

Ling Bingbing glanced down at her account number.

Good guy, number five.

What a hell.

Bai Linlang was a little depressed when she heard that she was very green. It sounded like she was scolding her.

But looking at the number in Ling Bingbing's hand, she couldn't help but shriek again.

"Sister, you."

Ling Bingbing interrupted her messy foreshadowing, and said directly: "Okay, I'll trade with you."

"Ah? This is inappropriate." Bai Linlang felt that he had been stabbed in the trachea again.

"Then why do you call me?" Ling Bingbing gave her a supercilious look, almost writing the words "You are not sick" on her face.

Bai Linlang was devastated and wanted to get angry, but now she was fighting alone.

she.
She looked around, suddenly her left foot tripped over her right foot, and she let out an ouch.

With this sound, two men rushed out.

One is playing with Zhang Pingping, and the other is Wang Changshuai.

Zhang Pingping directly reached out to support her: "Miss Bai, are you okay? Is it hypoglycemia? Would you like some biscuits?"

"No, no need, thank you, Mr. Zhang."

Wang Changshuai frowned and glanced at her high heels, then took out a pair of new shoes from his bag, limited edition women's shoes.

He didn't give the shoes to Bai Linlang directly, but turned to look at his girlfriend: "Honghong, I bought the shoes you asked for before, but this color is not your favorite either. You see, Miss Bai is already in pain. I will give this shoe to her first, and I will buy it for you later."

"Isn't this suitable? Aren't these shoes a limited edition? There are only ten pairs for the first release in the country." Bai Linlang screamed in shock.

"Yes! I'm even reluctant to buy such an expensive one, but don't men earn money to spend on women?"

"Then I'll buy it."

"It's true that I didn't bring my sneakers, and I was too anxious to go out, and my brother said again," she said, looking at Ling Bingbing hesitantly.

Ling Bingbing tilted her head: "I called the wrong sister, I'm not your brother."

Bai Linlang: #%%^
"That's fine, just give me 500." Wang Changshuai said.

Bai Linlang: "Okay."

Ling Bingbing:
Director group:
Xiao Chenchen wanted to say something, but her husband grabbed her arm as soon as she moved: "Chenchen, have you brought a mosquito net? There may be mosquitoes in the mountains."

Xiao Chenchen nodded: "I have, and I have brought a lot of mosquito coils, I will distribute them to everyone."

Song Yu nodded in satisfaction: "Go."

"So, no one changed the room, right? No one changed but left?" Qin Di held up the horn and said.

Song Yu watched his wife distributing mosquito coils there, and then walked up to Ling Bingbing: "Madam Hao, why don't we change, I'm quite interested in the name of your room."

"Mine?" Ling Bingbing smiled slightly. Just as she was about to speak, she felt her palms itch. It was someone.

Yes, although you can't see it, Mr. Hao is always there! ! (*^▽^*).

Hao Bufan didn't come down at first, he was a soul and couldn't climb the ladder, but after waiting for a long time, he didn't find his wife, and his eldest nephew was still 'chanting', so he came out to get some air.

then
Then he saw Song Yu who was covered in black air.

And the light in Song Yu's eyes that is bound to win for his wife.

【Mr. Hao】Tell him not to worry, he will go down soon.