Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

Ling Yan raised his head from behind a pile of materials, took off his mask, and put on gold-rimmed glasses.

He prefers to be a gentle professor than to be a celestial immortal.

He raised his eyes, looked at the young man who was full of thirst for knowledge, and said with a faint smile: "If I say yes, are you going to ask yourself to be a teacher?"

"! How can I do that? I don't want it." Hao Bufan denied this without thinking.

"Then since you're not going to defect and leave the school, why bother to ask this question?"

"Xiao Fan, why did I hide my face, why didn't I admit your real reason in front of others, don't you know?"

"Okay, let's go back quickly, are you going to give up your fiancée and just your teacher?"

He chuckled, and pushed Hao Bufan out of the room before Hao Bufan could react.

Hao Bufan sat at the entrance of the Taoist temple, looking at the white moonlight, but his heart seemed to be scratched by the branches of the willow tree next to him, and he couldn't calm down no matter what.

If the fiancée and the teacher really can only choose one, then he
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Early the next morning.

Everyone was woken up by screams.

With her own strength, Bai Linlang managed to surprise the whole village and even the bastards in the river.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh help!"

"What the hell is this place! Why are there so many bugs!"

Bai Linlang curled up in a corner of the bed, screaming while wrapped in the quilt.

She woke up from the itching, and she slept well in the first half of last night.

I also had a very beautiful dream.

But in the middle of the night, her dream was shattered and turned into a horror movie, even Cthulhu.

She saw that Los Angeles was occupied by alien bugs, and the ugly and disgusting cockroach monster wanted to marry her, saying that since she liked children, she would have 100. "

Give birth to a P!

She's crazy to have 100 kids.

She fled, it chased, she couldn't fly, just when she was forced to marry the cockroach, she finally woke up.

then
She was petrified by what she saw.

The walls and the ground are full of bugs.

With and without shells
and some software
Hearing her voice, the bugs took a small step in her direction in unison.

The leader was a huge cockroach that was half the size of her palm, almost exactly the same as the Zerg boss in her dream!
Bai Linlang! !

As if aware of her thoughts, the two big beards on the old cockroach's forehead suddenly bent inwards, not quite standard, but also compared to a heart?

Thinking of 100 children, Bai Linlang straightened up, fell on the bed, and closed her eyes.

Illusion, all of this is an illusion, it must be the wrong way for her to wake up.

...

Everyone rushed over when they heard the movement, especially the program group, as a team that was chased and scolded by star fans every day, before knocking on the door, they turned on the cameras and gave 4 camera positions at once, and then sent A rep went to knock on the door.

Hearing the sound, Bai Linlang immediately yelled for help inside, and after confirming that her clothes were in good condition, everyone opened the door together.

As the wooden door slowly slid to both sides, the Zerg army faded away like a tide, leaving only the cockroach army around the window.

As if sensing a strange atmosphere, the cockroach army, led by the leader, waved their beards in unison.

A single cockroach is already quite frustrating.

100 cockroaches.
"Ahhhh!"

"Scrub!"

"I am dead!"

Screams echoed throughout the courtyard of the room.

Even the well-informed Qin Di froze for a long time before saying: "What are you doing in a daze, why don't you hurry up and get the slippers."

Everyone:! !

Under his command, everyone sacrificed the big killer of slippers.

The brave ones rushed up to take pictures, while the timid ones threw the slippers as darts.

Sensing the strong killing intent of the crowd, the cockroach army began to flee in all directions.

After a while, he ran away and died.

Because all of them are very big, even though they become corpses, they are still...
Qin Di stared at Bai Linlang, folded his arms and said with emotion: "There is a saying, if you see a cockroach in your house, then there are probably 100 cockroaches in your house."

"Just now we saw about 200 cockroaches. Can it be inferred that there are at least [-] cockroaches in this room?"

Crowd: ?
Bai Linlang:! !
"For example. In the quilt?" Qin Di laughed.

Bai Linlang was so frightened that she threw the quilt out!
Not to mention, it really made Qin Di say it hard, ten seconds after the quilt fell to the ground, a cockroach as long as the middle finger crawled out leisurely.

He looked at the group of people at the door, and then at Bai Linlang on the bed.

He decisively ran towards Bai Linlang!

Bai Linlang:! ! !

"Ahhh——don't come here!"

Not only did the cockroaches not listen, they ran even faster!

Bai Linlang: ^&%!$#&%
After smashing the cockroach that was 'running' towards her with high heels, Bai Linlang refused to stay in the room provided by the program crew no matter what.

He also said that there was a problem with the program group, or that he deliberately put something in the room to attract cockroaches to disgust him.

Or it was the demon of the Taoist temple next door who tricked her.

Qin Di was not happy after hearing this: "Miss Bai, do you have evidence? If you don't have evidence, just say that, and we will sue you for defamation."

Bai Linlang: "Evidence? What more evidence do you need? Why are there no cockroaches in other rooms, only mine?"

Qin Di frowned: "Maybe it was just an accident?"

Bai Linlang sneered: "Accident? I don't believe in accidents. Didn't the demon talk about it yesterday? This is the closest place to the fairyland, and it's normal to be a little spooky."

Qin Di frowned: "Miss Bai, say it again, that gentleman is a serious Taoist disciple, you don't need to believe it, but please respect his belief."

Bai Linlang continued to sneer: "I respect him?"

"Respect him for using cockroaches to mess with me?"

QQ couldn't listen anymore, and couldn't help but said: "The real Xianwen's words should also be that you are a demon concubine. Just now I saw those cockroaches all heading towards you."

"Either your cockroach has become a spirit, or they think it's their own kind. Maybe they fell in love with my sister's beauty? Or should my sister change her name to Concubine Cockroach?"

Bai Linlang:? ?
Bai Linlang's face turned green: "What did you say? Say it again?"

QQ looked at her innocently: "Concubine Cockroach, the woman whom even cockroaches love must be the most powerful woman in the world."

"It's quite special when you think about it. It seems that there was only one Xiangfei in ancient times."

Bai Linlang: "You—"

Bai Linlang rushed to QQ in anger, and raised her hand to slap him.

Why do cats and dogs dare to look down on her now?

Simply too much!

At this moment, a male voice suddenly sounded behind her.

"Lin Lang—what are you doing?"

Bai Linlang stopped, looked behind the crowd, and saw Hao Bufan was with that annoying demon Taoist, Hao Bufan was still wearing the same style of Taoist robe as the demon Taoist.

Bai Linlang:? ? ?

What kind of brains do I have?