Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

Appreciating everyone's speechless expressions, Qin Di spoke again in a good mood.

"Of course, if you are really unfortunate enough to eat poisonous mushrooms and see the Smurfs, our program will send you to the hospital as soon as possible."

"And you don't need to pay any more~~ Those who want to experience the helicopter flying down the mountain can consider digging on the mountain now."

Everyone:

What an experience!

"Okay, let's start announcing our tasks for today, there are 5 tasks in total, first come, first served."

"1 Go to the Taoist temple next door to do volunteer work, 4 hours, 10 points, this is a recurring task that can be done every day. In addition to the [-] points, you can also receive two white flour steamed buns. There is no limit on the number of people."

This is also the task of the program group for the guests.

In fact, even those who know nothing can do coolies and earn some food.

"2 There is a handicraft park next door. There will be some handicrafts released every day. The points range from 10 to 50, and the difficulty is also different. This is a blind box, and the task will be there every day. If you accept it, you must complete it. If you can't complete it, you will post it backwards. Points. There is also no limit to the number of places."

"The remaining three tasks are random tasks for the day, each task can only be claimed by 3 people, first come, first served."

"Mission A, Grandma Wang is about to celebrate her 80th birthday. She wants to make three very beautiful cheongsams. Grandma Li on the mountainside can make cheongsams, but she has no cloth. Three people need to go down the mountain to help her buy cloth. The basic score is 30. The first A guy who comes back gets ten points."

"Mission B, the summer vacation is here, the children in the village do not go to school, and the teachers in the village have left one after another, but the children in other mountains still have to study, and they also have a lot of knowledge and questions that need to be answered."

"So the village decided to find two college students to be teachers every day to solve problems for children in junior high school and high school. The salary is 30 cents a day."

"Mission C, the elders in the village want to eat fish, but it's a bit dry today, so they decided to buy fish in the village, and the points will be scored according to the weight of the fish from 1 to 10."

"Because the uncles can't eat much, so the uncle only accepts five fish today."

After Qin Di finished speaking, she announced that everyone can break up.

Seeing him leave as soon as he said it, everyone was stunned.

"No, you're leaving right now? Director—where do we go to pick up the mission, and how do we catch fish?" Zhang Pingping was stunned.

He is a dead house, and he loves to play games on weekdays.

If he wasn't a sports student when he was in college, he wouldn't even be able to go to college. After he got in, because college was too rubbish, he played games in the dormitory every day.

Almost every semester, he had to fail two or three subjects. In the end, his girlfriend forced him to study for four hours every day, and then he pleaded with the teacher in various ways to win the chance to make up the exam, otherwise he would not even get his graduation certificate.

That's why he didn't break up with his girlfriend when he was in college, because she studied well and could help him.

But after graduation, he discovered how boring a girlfriend who can only study is.

She is still a handicapped party, can't play games, and can't call him brother sweetly
To use the popular saying on the Internet, she can't even provide him with emotional value, so it's no wonder that her mother despises him.

This show is actually the last chance he gave his girlfriend. If his girlfriend still can't learn how others can go to the hall, go to the kitchen, and find a good job in Los Angeles, he really wants to break up with her.

Hearing his words, Qin Di smiled and replied: "Are you asking about catching fish? What the hell is sick? You can catch whatever you want, standing up, lying down, slanting, or sideways."

Zhang Pingping:? ? ?

Qin Di: "As for where to go to pick up the mission, this village is only so big, why don't you look for it? I really can't find it, ask?"

Zhang Pingping choked on Qin Di's words.

He felt that Qin Di was targeting him, but he couldn't find any evidence, and the director didn't say any bad words.

At once.
Zhang Pingping didn't say anything more, and Qin Di happily left work.

Ling Bingbing looked down at the time, and was about to go back and carry someone out to clock in, when her palm was pinched again.

Mr. Hao【Let's take a few more tasks, so we don't have to come out tomorrow. 】

He hasn't left home much for three years, he thought he would be curious about everything outside.

But since he had Bingbing, he found that the most mysterious and fun thing in the world was by his side, and he didn't want to go out at all.

Mr. Hao didn't know how long his broken body could last, so he wanted to live every day to the fullest.

Ling Bingbing doesn't know what her husband is thinking, but she is not a person who likes to go out for a stroll every day.

So she asked: "Where are you going now? I have to find a task to take over. Which one do you think is better? Forget about the Taoist temple. I didn't grow up working in the gymnasium when I was young, and my brother is still there. Easy to wear."

"The delivery ones aren't very good either." Although she wasn't lazy, it was written that all the tasks had to be handed in by the other party when they were finally handed in. She didn't mind carrying the coffin out, but she didn't want to be on the legal news.

Hao Youqian [Then take over the work, you come and pick me up to do it. 】

Hao Youqian【Or. Wouldn't it be nice to be a teacher in school? 】

The person present was Ling Bingbing, who had the highest education, and was a science student, and the tutorials for middle and high school were easy.

As if aware of her thoughts, the director who had just covered his face with the hat under the big willow tree suddenly said again: "Mrs. Hao cannot accept the task of the school teacher."

Ling Bingbing:!

Everyone: (*^▽^*).

Hearing that Ling Bingbing couldn't answer, the other guests were all ready to move.

Song Yu immediately took his wife to school.

Xiao Chenchen's undergraduate and master's degree are all prestigious schools, and he still receives scholarships every year.

Thinking that she hadn't worked for so many years and could be a teacher this time, she was a little moved, so she took the initiative to speak.

"Husband, why don't I take over the job of the teacher this time? You are too talented to do this. Why don't you take over some handwork? You are so good at carving."

She knows that her man likes to be decent, especially in front of people, she deliberately praised him.

Hearing this, Song Yu immediately stopped in her tracks, and looked at her with displeasure: "Comrade Xiao Chenchen, how can you think so?"

"What does it mean to be overqualified as a teacher? How can you discriminate against teachers? This kind of job? Gardener is the most admirable profession!"

"I..." Xiao Chenchen looked at him in confusion.

Isn't he the most hated to bring children?

After being married for so many years, he almost didn't take care of his two children, and he tutored all the homework by himself.

On weekdays, whenever a child makes a small movement or makes a loud voice, he will be reprimanded by him.

Can he stand a teenager who is in puberty?
Before Xiao Chenchen could react, Song Yu took her hand and continued: "Chenchen, you have never been to work, and you have been out of touch with society for too long. I don't feel relieved to let you go to work, you should continue to be my friend at ease. My wife is fine."

"You don't need to pick up the crafts anymore. You can go back after I finish the task. It's the same as at home. You can do whatever you want. You can sleep, watch movies, watch dramas, or play."

"My only hope is that if you cook at night, you can make more food. I don't think the Hao family can cook. Go and help Mrs. Hao and Miss Bai."

As if he didn't see his wife's face that kept losing color, he ordered again: "Remember to check your schedule when you go back, and then call Mom. How old are you? I need to remind you to report safety."

"Oh, blame me for spoiling you." After he finished speaking, he stroked his wife's hair.