Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

This strange feeling reached its peak after Song Yu also joined. Even the teacher in the later period couldn't help being skinny, and put the word "scavenger" on their door.

Especially Song Yu.

It is a bit restrained to say that it is scavenging.

He seemed to have escaped.

There were still smoky ashes and five fingerprints on his face.

"Mr. Song, why don't you come to eat." Wang Changshuai wanted to talk about self-heating hot pot, but Song Yu took the cheapest steamed bun and a bottle of water from the side.

Yes.

He can't boil water.

So I buy water to drink all day.

Song Yu just saw him and turned around stiffly. He took out a tissue and wiped the cap of the mineral water bottle, took a few big gulps, and then said: "Yes, madam doesn't want to cook, so I will Just take a few bites."

"You two." Song Yu spent the whole afternoon catching up on sleep, and didn't pay attention to what other people were doing. It was very strange to see them together.

"Damn—it's not because my Mengmeng lost her temper." Wang Changshuai sighed: "As for Miss Bai, she just sees me eating alone, and is afraid that I, a tenth-level lonely patient, will suffer."

Bai Linlang: "Brother handsome, you are joking."

Song Yu nodded, did not speak, and started eating beside him.

He is used to eating delicacies and sea swallows and the spirit of the family, and suddenly eating this kind of multigrain steamed bun will block his delicate throat.

It seems that they are not noodles, but blades!
Seeing his pain, the director team immediately gave him a close-up.

Song Yu:? ?

People clerk?
After finally swallowing this breath, Bai Linlang, the omnipotent eye-catching bag, spoke again: "Mr. Song, I heard that sister Chenchen's handwork is very good. Is she here now? Can I learn from her?"

Song Yu: "Learn what?"

Learn how to piss off your husband?
Song Yu looked at Bai Linlang's white dress like a ghost, and remembered the horror movie he watched today.

This is the look of the female teacher returning from the deserted village.

Bai Linlang didn't notice something wrong with his tone: "You can learn anything, oh yes, is it easy to be a teacher at the elementary school? Are you supposed to be the teacher there for the past two days? Is there any place? I can go ?"

Song Yu:.
One sword, two swords Every question Bai Linlang asked was a sword, which was pierced fiercely into Song Yu's chest.

"Okay, are you coming?"

Xiao Chenchen will not be here tomorrow, and the painful Leziren will be himself again, but if Bai Linlang also goes, then that's fine.
He still doesn't believe it.

Xiao Chenchen can conquer those students with her culinary skills.

What can Bai Linlang rely on?
Do you sing?
or face.
Song Yu raised her eyes to look at her, maybe she was too tired, or maybe she was hallucinating from hunger, this Bai Linlang, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look good, obviously she stood among the group of people yesterday, she was the most dazzling one.
Song Yu was puzzled.

Just when he couldn't figure it out, Mudi opened the door behind him.

Xiao Chenchen came out of the house carrying a bag.

Seeing him sitting with Bai Linlang, she was startled for a moment, and then left.

yes, go.

she left?
Song Yu was so angry that he swallowed the miscellaneous grains and steamed buns in one gulp, and then quickly chased after him.

The director also wanted to follow, Song Yu glanced over with cold eyes: "Is the director private time now, or do you mean that your program also has a gold-medal mediator?"

The filming director was taken aback for a moment, then looked at Qin Di.

Qin Di smiled and came out holding the thermos cup: "Yes, what service does Mr. Song need?"

Song Yu:?
Qin Di: "I'm not talented, I minored in psychology as my second major, 985 master's degree, passed the emotional relationship teacher exam, and know a little bit of law."

Song Yu: "."

Qin Di: "I can also mediate, but my personal habit is to persuade differences and not to persuade peace."

Song Yu laughed angrily: "The director really knows how to joke."

Qin Di also laughed: "No, I'm really professional. Out of ten couples I mediate, at least seven can get divorced."

"Marriage, if you are not happy, let's stop the loss in time."

"Both men, the first consultation is free!"

"Ordinary people, I don't tell him that there is such a good thing." Qin Di said, and walked over and hooked his shoulders, looking like two good brothers.

Seeing that Xiao Chenchen disappeared immediately, Song Yu didn't care about pretending to be a snake with him, so he pushed him away and chased him directly.

"Xiao Chenchen, what do you mean? You ran away from home when you got angry? How old are you?" Xiao Chenchen didn't walk fast, and Song Yu caught up after running a few steps.

Hearing this, Xiao Chenchen, who was not very angry at first, was really numb.

Too old to run away from home?
What does running away from home have to do with age!It only has something to do with making her happy at home!

She stopped and looked at him like he used to.

He didn't talk, and focused on letting the other party realize it by himself.

Seeing Song Yu's face gradually distorted from the calm at the beginning, she suddenly fell in love with cold violence.

But the cold violence is only aimed at Song Yu, not at others, especially Bing Bing!

"Xiao Chenchen! I'm talking to you, what's your attitude!" Song Yu was so angry that his scalp was shaking.

This feeling is as if you are carrying a powder barrel to fight with someone, but the other party is in the deepest part of the sea, even if you throw 100 down, for others, it is the cloud above the head sneezed, that's all. That's all.

"What's my attitude? Think about what you did?" After receiving Bingbing's news that he was on his way back, Xiao Chenchen put away his phone in a good mood, and sat lazily on the suitcase.

She didn't ask Ling Bingbing for her family's password. First, she felt it was disrespectful. Although Mr. Hao couldn't move, he was a man from someone else's family.

Secondly, staying alone in that environment made her panic.

"What did you say?" Song Yu choked.

Xiao Chenchen hooked his lips playfully.

Song Yu:? ?

No, when did his wife learn so many strange expressions and movements?
"Xiao Chenchen, I'm communicating with you, do you have to talk to me with this attitude?"

Xiao Chenchen responded with his big innocent eyes: "I'm talking carefully, if you feel uncomfortable when others speak, shouldn't you reflect on yourself first?"

Song Yu laughed angrily: "I reflect on myself?"

Xiao Chenchen: "That's right, because I didn't feel uncomfortable, it was you who felt uncomfortable."

Song Yu: "."

Song Yu: "No. Did you take the wrong medicine? Can't you talk properly?"

Xiao Chenchen tilted his head: "No, I eat very well. The food in the cafeteria is spicy hot pot at noon, winter melon pork ribs soup and fried chicken at night. If it weren't for you, I could still pack half a watermelon for supper."

She is especially good at making watermelon drinks, but it's a pity that Song Yufei is going to quarrel with her, and she forgot about the watermelon.

"you"

Song Yu thought of the miscellaneous grain steamed buns he had just gnawed, and felt as if someone had poured cement from his throat to his stomach. (end of this chapter)