Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

Chapter 2 002: Men can't do it, the rooster does it
Hao's old house.

The old lady looked at her younger son who was still as handsome as jade after lying down for 2 years, and was angry and sad.

If it was normal, if the Bai family dared to change relatives temporarily, she would have thrown the family into the high seas.

But now that the first few daughters-in-laws came, they were all scared away. If she scares this one away again, she really doesn't know where to find another daughter-in-law for him.

And the Taoist said that today is Yuqian's 30th birthday, which is very important.

But even so, when she saw the bride staggering out of the car, the old lady's brows still twisted into the word Chuan.

Although she is strong, she is not unreasonable. If the little girl is really unwilling, then she
Seeing that the little girl was about to lie down on the ground, suddenly, a red figure walked over and supported her.

"Miss Bai, be careful." Hao Bufan said gently, and lowered his voice considerately to remind: "Miss Bai, don't be nervous. Although my uncle has been lying in bed for three years, he is still a handsome old man, but his skin is a little white."

"He can't get up now, so I will hold a ceremony for you. There are not many ceremony, but the scene is a little scary. Don't worry, as long as you don't lift your hijab, it will be fine."

After finishing speaking, Hao Bufan let her go on purpose, just waiting for the bride to peek at the surrounding environment as usual, and then fainted from fright.

The previous three brides were all so scared away.

Neither he nor his father believed that getting married could bring happiness, but as long as Hao You worked for a day, the old woman would not let him go and give him the position of Patriarch.

So. It is better for him to die early and be released early.

Hearing this, the trembling bride really stopped shaking.

Seemingly terrified, he stretched out his hand and carefully lifted his hijab after a while.

Hao Bufan has always been curious about his childhood sweetheart's sister, and he heard that she is rustic and ugly, and she is very ugly.

she.
Four eyes facing each other.

Ling Bingbing yawned, reached out and closed the curtain again.

she is really sleepy
After finally falling asleep in the car, she was dragged out of the car without even a buffer time, thanks to her practice of yoga, otherwise she would have kissed the earth.

"you you you"

"No. Why is it you?" Hao Bufan looked at the bride in front of him in shock.

He never dreamed that his ex-girlfriend who just broke up would appear in this way!
The old lady sat on the main seat and waited for a long time. First she saw the bride swaying, and then she saw her grandson convulsing, and she got more and more headaches.

"Bufan, what's going on?"

"Grandma, she, she, no." Hao Bufan gritted his teeth. Although he hadn't made any real progress with his girlfriend for four years, in his mind, she was already his woman.

"What?" The old lady's complexion changed drastically.

On the other side, Hao Youqian, who was lying in the jade coffin, also 'woke up', listening to their conversation in boredom.

Yes, he has been in a vegetative state for three years. Although his body cannot move, he has always been aware of the outside world.

He can hear others talking, and he can leave his body for a quarter of an hour in the middle of the night.

But if he could, he really wanted to die completely, instead of 'watching' his beautiful mother beg others for him time and time again, and shed tears again and again.

as for the wife
He never felt that he needed a woman in his life.

This one
It should be the same as in the past, when I saw his jade coffin, I wanted to run away.

Ling Bingbing did see the coffin placed in the center at a glance, but she was not afraid, but excited!
It turns out that the rich man sleeping on the jade in the book is true!
She also wanted to try.

Jade can beautify the face, will she not have to worry about dark circles under the night shift in the future?
But after waiting for a long time, she didn't wait for anyone to say the next step, and the ex-boyfriend who was in the way next to her was still chattering.

Afraid that he would harm her, Ling Bingbing simply blew up a corner of her hijab, walked forward by herself, and moved in front of Mrs. Hao.

Mrs. Hao: "You"

She pressed the center of her eyebrows wearily, according to the old routine, the bride would either faint or kneel down and beg her to let her go.

She didn't want to hurt other girls, but the youngest son...
Mrs. Hao felt a mouthful of blood stuck in her throat, unable to move up or down, and unable to breathe like a stone was stuck in her chest.

"you"

Sooner or later, several silver lights hit her. .

Snapped--

The old lady was taken aback, spat out blood, and her breath went smoothly.

Just as he was in a daze, there was already an extra cup of tea in front of him.

"Drink some water and rinse your mouth." A cold female voice rang in her ear.

The old lady was stunned, and took it in a daze.

After rinsing my mouth, I really feel much more comfortable.

She looked thoughtfully at the girl in front of her who had saved her life.

In the distance, her eldest grandson was running towards her, calling grandma in a miserable voice
The old lady frowned, and just about to speak, she saw her grandson lying down in front of her.

Ling Bingbing retracted her feet, and gently grabbed the old lady's hand.

"Ma'am, men can't do it, it's the same when we worship with a rooster."

Hao Bufan is really too boring!She just wanted to get married early, why is it so difficult to sleep! !

"Will you marry my son?"

"Ah."

"Okay, okay, okay" the old lady's hands were trembling with excitement.

She has been superstitious in the past few years, and there are all sorts of messes in the house. After a while, a particularly proud rooster came back in her arms.

This time, there was no one to make trouble, and the ceremony was soon over.

"That. Bingbing, Mom won't cheat on you. The Taoist priest said, you only need to sit on the bed for an hour when you are in the child, and you can come out after sitting. Yuqian's room is a suite, and there are two bedrooms."

Sending the bride into the new house, the old lady took Ling Bingbing's hand and reminded her in a low voice.

Ling Bingbing nodded, and closed the door of the room after entering.

Looking at her trembling hands and faintly pale lips, the old lady felt distressed and sad.

Sure enough, the little girl was still scared.

Inside the door, Ling Bingbing heard that there was finally no sound outside, and finally couldn't hold back anymore, laughing so hard that her branches trembled wildly.

[Melon skin!I don't have to die! !I'm about to make a fortune! 】

"Host, I'm a hacker! Not a melon!" In his head, the system hanger who just woke up had a particularly vicious tongue: "Host, you can only survive at level 99, but now, you are only at level 11."

"Also, if you laugh again, be careful that people will treat you as a pervert and take you away!"

Ling Bingbing was taken aback for a moment, then quickly rubbed her cheeks, and pressed down her smiling muscles.

In the car accident 4 years ago, if it wasn't for this system called hanging, she would have died.

Hang Hang helps her to be reborn, and she also helps him collect wealth.

In addition to krypton gold, the method of collection is also to contact people with high luck. The longer the contact and the closer the care, the higher the wealth value will be obtained.

After accumulating a certain level of wealth, she can be upgraded. After reaching level 99, she can completely get rid of the fate of death.

Her current husband Hao Youqian is the one with the highest luck value in the entire Luo Kingdom, but she had no chance to get in touch with him before, so she had to settle for the next best thing and choose her eldest nephew as a replacement.

Oh no, it doesn't even count as replacements.

If she hadn't been busy, she would have kicked this Aquaman whose private life was chaotic.

Also because Ling Bingbing has never established a close relationship, Ling Bingbing has been with him for 4 years, and he has earned tens of thousands of wealth.

Asking is regretting~
After confirming that there was no camera in the room, she happily ran towards the jade coffin.

(End of this chapter)