Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

"Then kiss me," the woman said, holding his arm directly, and bringing her face in front of him.

"It is said in the world that if you really love someone, even if the other person turns into a caterpillar, you will hold it in your palm."

Hao Bufan:
The feeling of familiarity came.

My girlfriend was not hacked, she was still as stupid and cute as I remembered.

But kissing is impossible.

He has always held it up in front of people, otherwise it would be impossible to tease so many chieftains' daughters at the same time when he was abroad.

"Yes Lin Lang, you are right, I will love you even if you become a caterpillar, but the problem is if you become a caterpillar, how will you give birth to me?"

'Bai Linlang':
He doesn't know this question.
Unless unless the luck of the whole world belongs to him, then he can conjure a child for him.

Not to mention the child, just give him a father with bare hands.

"So Linlang, your question is fundamentally meaningless."

"Hurry up and brush your teeth, don't you hate bugs the most?" Hao Bufan looked at her strangely.

Before 'Bai Linlang' could react, he squinted his eyes and approached her, and asked cautiously: "Is your plastic surgery medicine okay? Do you have an ingredient list? How do I feel about your brain?" It's not quite right anymore."

'Bai Linlang': .
The woman turned and ran away without saying a word.

It's not that Mr. Rabbit doesn't want to explain, it's just that he has too little energy, and if he comes out for a while, he will transform in place.

He hurried to the bathroom and called for a long time before calling Bai Linlang himself out of his mind.

Yes, this guy enjoys the joy of fishing, and he still doesn't want to come out.

Especially after eating a bug.
Although she didn't eat it herself, her body still had an instinctive reaction.

"Can't you make it through the day for me?"

"Who's system is like yours, it's like a defective product." Bai Linlang brushed her teeth while disgusting her, her eyes almost rolled up.

It's also fortunate that Mr. Rabbit has watched a lot over the years, otherwise she would have gotten mad at her.

Mr. Rabbit sneered for a while before suppressing his temper [Then you should get more luck, how can I get out without energy? 】

Bai Linlang: "Oh, then just wait."

Mr. Rabbit: ? ? ?
Bai Linlang brushed her teeth three times, and then returned to the tent.

The program group really didn’t cheat people on the tent. Not only did they provide a two-person tent, but also sleeping bags. Even if you sleep here at night, you won’t catch a cold.

But the problem is, this is for ordinary people.

For a person with bad legs, just getting in and out of the tent and going to the toilet is a very strenuous task.

After hesitating for a while, Hao Bufan decided to sit under the canopy in the afternoon and return to the mountain at night.

"But I can't move anymore." Bai Linlang didn't want to move.

“And I want to eat fish”

She really doesn't want to eat instant noodles anymore.

I can't go down the bubbles at the corner of my mouth anymore.

"Then you are here, I'll give you the points to buy fish." After Hao Bufan finished speaking, he gave her the points again.

Bai Linlang also accepted it generously.

Song Yu was also returning to the mountain with him.

Of course Song Yu knew that the tent was comfortable, but when he thought of the ghost he saw yesterday, he...
So he took the initiative to take the task of sending Hao Bufan back to the mountain, and asked Hao Bufan what Hao You was doing while walking.

He kept asking questions all the way up the mountain, until Hao Bufan lost his temper.

When they were about to separate, he raised his eyes and looked at him complicatedly. (end of this chapter)