Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

217 Chapter 217: My head is confused, I'm not a fool
in the corner.

Oki recorded their conversations.

As a straight man.

A highly educated straight man.

He felt that he could not understand
I don't quite understand Miss Bai's logic.

I can't quite understand Zhang Pingping's logic.

What age is it that women still have to look up to men.

I died laughing~~
But he didn't interfere.

He is a temporary follow-up and not the mediator of "Battle of Love".

Therefore, when Sun Honghong couldn't stand her boyfriend's wise speech and rushed over to pin the blame on Zhang Pingping's head, he didn't show up either.

then
He just witnessed Zhang Pingping's head being opened.

It's still smoking! !
then
Everyone froze in place.

Including Sun Honghong herself!
After a person is born, in fact, in the long river of life, cause and effect are actually predestined.

Of course, it doesn’t mean that you can’t change the day after tomorrow. It can only be said that through some actions you can make your luck greater, or make you unlucky and unlucky.

For example, you just fell into a small pit, or broke your head and bled.

Because after all the good luck on his body was sucked away, Zhang Pingping also changed from dizziness from the simplest possible dizziness to a.
Confused!

Yes.

Literally, his head was muddled.

Sun Honghong just poured the vegetables in the pot into the plate, but the pot was still roasting on the fire.

So, all of a sudden
It's very exciting~~~
Zira
People are gone.

No.

It's dizzy.
On the mountain.

Song Yu repeatedly assured his mother that he was not possessed by evil spirits and had no special feelings for pigs. His mother finally hung up the phone after asking him for a bank card authorization.

Song Yu glanced at his watch.

It is already 12:30 in the evening.

Very clean outside
lights are gone
Some footsteps could be vaguely heard.

There is no rhythm and law, it seems to be an auditory hallucination, but it seems to be really at his window.

He dared not open the window.

Fearing that something would come out from under the bed, he even pushed several suitcases beside the bed.

Then turn on all the lights in the room that can be turned on.

He originally wanted to cut off the power to the refrigerator directly.Although he didn't know the logical connection between the refrigerator and Mr. Hao.

But when he was about to close it, he suddenly thought of it again.

If the electricity is cut off, wouldn't it mean that human corpses will stink.

That.
He is more willing to face a complete soul than a rotting corpse.

at least
not smelly
Wait, wait, wait until two o'clock in the evening.

He waited with eyes wide open, but did not wait for anyone to appear again.

But he still couldn't sleep.

After browsing Weibo for a while, I saw my wife drinking delicious food and eating spicy food on the grassland, and a bunch of people praised her, saying that she should get a divorce quickly, because my sister is beautiful.

Pooh!
Xiao Chenchen wants to divorce?

Go dream.

It will take time and cost for him to cultivate such a wife, okay?
Women are not easy to cheat these days, especially those who have studied for many years. Even if he is already a PUA master, he has to keep changing and adjusting his routine.

After cutting ten vests in 10 minutes and reporting all the people who divorced him, he took another shower.

But after taking a bath, he didn't calm down. Instead, his mind was messy and he had more thoughts. He even felt that someone was peeking at him while he was taking a bath just now.

What Hao Bufan said told him not to miss his uncle. He still felt that his uncle was thinking about him. The more he thought about it, the more he couldn't sleep. He simply slipped out of the room without wearing shoes.

If you wear shoes, you will step on the footprints on the grass, but if you only wear socks, you will not leave any marks, and you can burn the socks directly. As for burning socks, will people be regarded as crazy?
Laugh to death, now in the eyes of others, he is no longer a normal person, does he still care?

Do not!
He doesn't care at all! !

Song Yu's heartbeat was intertwined with the sound of crickets at night, and the moment he stepped out of the house, he felt someone staring at him from afar.

But I looked left and right, but I didn't see anyone.

He stood there and thought for a moment. Instead of rushing to find Hao Youqian, he walked around his cabin first.

Afraid of alarming others, he didn't even dare to light up his phone.

So that one turned around and faced a white face.

He was so scared that he petrified!
━━∑(￣□￣*|||━━
Yes!

When a person is frightened to a certain extent, he will not move immediately.

The man didn't expect that he froze immediately.

After staring at him for more than ten seconds, I realized that this person was frightened.

but
What is there to be afraid of by being alone?

The camera guy doesn't understand, but if something happens to a guest, the program crew will indeed be in trouble.

So he put away the flashlight, waited for a few more seconds, and then said softly.

"Mr. Song~~ I've recovered, it's me!"

"Your following photo!! I'm a human, don't be afraid! If you don't believe me, look at my shadow on the ground."

The camera boy said in a coaxing tone.

Song Yu was stunned for a few seconds, then came back to his senses.

"Why are you here!"

"You also put a flashlight on your face, you did it on purpose, don't you know that scaring people can scare people to death?"

The cameraman was dumbfounded.

The chubby face twitched.

"Brother, do you want to look at yourself before you say this?"

"I'm the person on duty in the village tonight. Isn't it normal for me to patrol here?"

"It's you."

"Mr. Song, you are walking around in the field without shoes, are you sleepwalking?"

Song Yu tried his best to keep calm and avoid being too guilty, "I heard that there are wild animals here at night, I want to go and see, can't I be on duty by the way?"

"Although there are not many girls on the mountain, there are still many children in the mountain. It's not good if they scare people."

"You also want to be on duty? How do I remember that you are not on the duty list?" The camera boy narrowed his eyes suspiciously.

"As for Watching the Beast"

"Are you sure the beast is coming, you won't be run faster by your little friend."

Song Yu:. . . .

Brother cameraman: "Oh no, you can't run away, it's just your guts, what kind of wolf and jackal came here, you just lay on the ground. It can help the children block the wave, which is another way to do good deeds .”

Song Yu:.
Song Yu's face darkened: "Why don't you go to bed and I'll help you on duty?"

The cameraman raised his eyebrows: "Are you sure?"

He didn't think too much about it, after all, it was so late, and he wanted to sleep very much.

"Of course. I can't sleep anyway. Of course, if you are willing to give me five points, that would be even better."

The little cameraman looked him up and down.

"If you don't get fainted tonight, it's not impossible."

Song Yu gritted his teeth, and smiled subtly: "I'm not a fool."

"Okay, then you go, I'm going to bed."

After the cameraman finished speaking, he directly handed him the flashlight, turned around and left.

"Oh, by the way, there are two people on duty, remember to tell Uncle Song, don't let him treat you as a thief, after all, you have such a temperament."

The cameraman glanced at him, and quickly disappeared into the night.

Song Yu: #$^&%!$#?
(End of this chapter)