Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

thump—

A round creature hit Mr. Rabbit at her feet, making her jump in surprise.

It's volleyball!
Mr. Rabbit turned around and faced the apologetic and wrinkled face of the butler.

The old man apologized with a smile: "I'm sorry, my hand slipped."

Old man: "I haven't touched this thing in many years. I wanted to serve the ball, but unexpectedly it went to the back."

Mr. Rabbit: @##￥%……&
Looking at the ball sunk deep at his feet, and at the wrinkles on the old man's forehead that could trap a fly, Mr. Rabbit suddenly realized that there really were people in the world who were less intelligent than Bai Linlang.

It’s all like this, what a crazy ball!
While he was slandering, many messy things also flashed through Hao Bufan's mind.

Is the teacher deliberately showing weakness?

still is
Remind yourself to be nicer to your girlfriend?
Others don't know clearly, but he knows it very well. With the teacher's hand, it is impossible to make such a big mistake even with his eyes closed.

While thinking wildly, Ling Yan, who was ignoring the housekeeper, had already walked to him and picked up the ball.

Across the net, Song Yu yawned, suddenly feeling that he could win this game.

But after thinking about it, he didn't dare to bet after all. He just pushed up his glasses and said that he would give the uncle 5 balls, and also asked Xiao Chenchen to go down, and he and the old man would have a 1V1 fight.

As everyone expected, the 'old man' had limited legs and feet and was slow in movement. Song Yu served 6 balls in a row but he didn't catch any of them.

Seeing this situation, Mr. Rabbit stared at the kind character, and came to persuade Hao Bufan and Ling Bingbing: "How about forget it, I have tried my best, but I still can't win. If I am really tired, something will happen, then..."

Hao Bufan turned his head and said calmly: "Linlang, didn't you make a cake for me? Have you already made it?"

Mr. Rabbit:.
Hao Bufan: "Or are you just unwilling? If you really don't want to, then"

Mr. Rabbit gritted his teeth and walked away on high heels.

"Do it, do it now, let's go!"

Hao Bufan nodded, and his voice returned to gentleness: "I'm looking forward to it."

Mr. Rabbit: "Brother, wait for me."

Hao Bufan: "Okay."

He silently watched her leave until her back completely disappeared from sight, and then he breathed a sigh of relief.

He didn't really want to eat the cake, but he had felt uncomfortable since Bai Linlang appeared in the morning, and the string of dzi beads given by the teacher on his wrist had been burning hot.

He also wanted to prove that he was hallucinating, or it was psychological effect. After all, no one else noticed the change in his girlfriend's face, but just now, every time she had physical contact with him, he would feel cold on his back.

Obviously, where he was sitting, the sun was shining brightly. Hao Bufan couldn't help but rub his arms again.

On the court, Ling Yan caught a glimpse of his little apprentice's little movement out of the corner of his eye. He was distracted and the ball passed by his hand again.

The staff member who acted as the scorekeeper in the program team nearby shook his head when he saw this. He flipped through the scoreboard and then turned to chat with his colleagues. He couldn't bear to read any more. If this really was 0 seals, it would be so miserable for him. .

"Uncle, how about we settle the matter evenly?"

"Miss Ling, what do you think?"

"If it's a draw, you don't need to clean." Song Yu pushed up his glasses and proactively said to Ling Bingbing.

Ling Bingbing looked at her brother who was looking at the sky in the center of the field, and said with a smile: "I listen to the butler's uncle."

Song Yu frowned: "Miss Ling, why do you have to make things difficult for workers?"

Song Yu: "Uncle obeys your orders. If you don't say anything, how can he refuse?"

[Yes, yes, isn’t this moral kidnapping? 】

[This woman is so vicious, I can’t even run away. She really doesn’t care about other people’s lives]

[What about the doctor?I think he is the executioner! 】

[But no, I heard that she is still recruiting people for her hospital recently. Look, where are you recruiting doctors? This is obviously recruiting accomplices.]

[I don’t dare to go to her hospital to see a doctor]

【I also.】

[upstairs +1]

【+10086】

【.】

In the live broadcast room, under the deliberate rhythm of the navy, a group of people began to boycott the hospital that Ling Bingbing had not yet opened.The people from the program team wanted to help explain a few words, but the director stopped him. The reason was for no other reason than the black fans. The more you explain, the more they jump around.

Sometimes ignoring is the biggest counterattack.

Ling Yan didn't say anything to help his sister. When Song Yu was only 2 goals away from winning, he finally stood up straight.

Song Yu looked at him. Although the old man's face was still the same, he felt as if he had become taller.

He instinctively became serious and planned to finish the two balls and call it a day.

Turning his wrist, the volleyball flew towards the opposite direction of the old man's running with the sound of howling wind. Soon after, an afterimage flashed by, and bang - Ling Yan caught the ball firmly, started his hand, and turned it over. The ball landed on the ground and bounced in the opposite direction of Song Yu.

thump—

Falling into the sand pit, Song Yu failed to catch it.

The man was stunned, looking at the ball in disbelief, and subconsciously stroking the watch on his right wrist. The connection between him and the ball relied on this black technology remote control.

The icons on the table are normal.

That.
Just an accident, right?

Song Yu picked up the ball, cheered up and swatted it out again.

Ling Yan still looked half-dead, as if he could fall asleep at any moment, but every time, he just happened to catch the ball.

Soon, he caught up with the lagging score step by step.

After scoring more than ten points in a row, everyone was stunned.

Seeing that the score was tied, Ling Yan clapped his hands slowly and said to Song Yu with a smile: "Mr. Song, if you let me go again, you will lose."

Song Yu's face twitched slightly and he swallowed hard: "You are joking."

Song Yu: "Winning or losing is not important."

Ling Yan nodded: "You're right, but I received the money, so I'd better finish the fight."

Ling Yan: "Of course, if you are exhausted, I can wait for you and you rest first."

Song Yu: @##￥%……&
Does rest help?

In Song Yu's heart, countless mythical beasts were running wildly.

I have been playing golf all morning and I am almost exhausted. If I lose again, I will really lose my wife and my army.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but increase the gravity of the black technology in the ball to the maximum.

I thought that if I knocked this old man down by accident, he would be able to make waves online again.

he.
The ball flew out, over the net, and hit Ling Yan's leg.

Ling Yan chuckled softly, squatted down, caught the ball, and pushed it back.

The ball turned into a hurricane and flew towards Song Yu's face. The whistling sound in the air even instantly covered the waves on the reef. Sensing the danger approaching, Song Yu instinctively wanted to run, but there was a thousand kilograms of weight on his legs. , unable to move.

Seeing that the ball was about to hit his face, he subconsciously used his arms to block it.

boom-

The loud noise brought Song Yu's thoughts back.

When he opened his eyes, he saw that the ball that was supposed to hit his face had exploded, and skin flakes were scattered on his forehead. It was not disfiguring, but it was painful.

Song Yu: "This"

Ling Yan wiped his hands and said with a smile: "The quality of Mr. Song's ball doesn't look very good."

Ling Yan: "How about you change the ball and we can continue?"

Song Yu was silent.

Song Yu raised his leg and stepped on the tracker in the ball, and said with a smile: "No need, I give up."

Ling Yan: "I agree."

Ling Yan said, walked towards Hao Bufan, and bowed gracefully: Master, you are fortunate to have lived up to your command. "

A few more suspicious blushes appeared on Hao Bufan's fair face. (End of chapter)