Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

Ling Bingbing didn't say anything, but made a gesture to Uncle Zuo. The next second, Uncle Zuo took out a small notebook from his pocket, cleared his throat, and started reading with a smile.

The old man has a smooth accent, comparable to that of a CCTV announcer. The content of what he is saying, combined with his expression, is hard to describe.

"Changshuai Wang said on June C, 2023, that all women who do not obey women should be drowned."

"Zhang Pingping went to a donation platform on X month X, 2023. If he gets sick, he will die, and he still comes out to ask for money. He is so shameless. It is better to donate his organs earlier."

"Wang Changshuai, on X month, X day, 2022, in a certain space, a woman, pure and noble, with enough money, what do you think she can become?"

"Wang Changshuai had an affair on X month X day, 2023, in a certain bar? How can I call it cheating? This is just a man's play."

"Zhang Pingping reported on X month, 2022 that [a girl living alone was assaulted and killed by a male coworker after working the night shift], I would say that this woman deserved to be killed. She must have been indiscreet and left work in the middle of the night. It was definitely not a good job. "

"On June

"Changshuai Wang"

Yes, Uncle Zuo was reading nothing else but what Wang Changshuai and Zhang Pingping had said on the Internet in recent years.

Many of them have no memory, but the Internet has memory.

As a popular anchor in recent years, Wang Changshuai has relatively few comments.

As for Zhang Pingping, a person who has been protected by his mother since he was a child and relies on others to take care of everything. He is a conceited but extremely ordinary person, full of black mud and hostility.

"That's enough!!" Zhang Pingping was so angry that his whole body was trembling. His eyes were so red and bloodshot that the whites of his eyes could hardly be seen.

Seeing this, Bai Linlang stroked her temples and persuaded her calmly: "Sister, who is not yet in the second grade of middle school? It's not good to settle old scores. Who will dare to talk on the Internet in the future?"

Sun Honghong: "Yes, yes"

Sun Honghong subconsciously agreed for Zhang Pingping. She secretly looked at Ling Bingbing. The woman was leaning in the water, her long hair draped casually on her shoulders, as beautiful as the daughter of the sea.

She smiled faintly and said nothing, but it made those who stared at her feel a sense of inferiority involuntarily.

Wang Changshuai's face trembled, and he forced a smile and said: "Yes, who hasn't felt that they are the best in the world? In this way, in front of the program team, I apologize for my past mistakes, I'm sorry!"

He said and hurriedly bent down.

When Zhang Pingping saw this, he bowed his head again and again: "I apologize too, I apologize too, I was drunk."

Hao Bufan took the book handed over by Uncle Zuo and tapped it gently with his slender fingers.

Hearing Zhang Pingping's words, he laughed out loud: "Drinking in broad daylight?"

Zhang Pingping: "I"

Zhang Pingping froze on the spot again in embarrassment, neither bowing nor not bowing.

Song Yu was rejected by Hao Bufan several times, and he had been feeling depressed for a long time. Now he finally had a chance.

He secretly sneered, but he had a peaceful look on his face, and he bowed slightly, as if he was humble. His fan-like lips touched up and down a few times, and he said unhurriedly.

"Master Hao, why do you have to be so aggressive? It's normal for children to be speechless and talk nonsense after drinking. Why do you have to be so serious? Or, when did the Hao family have another business of managing people's speech? "

"If there are too many, you must inform me. Otherwise, if what I say does not suit your wishes, wouldn't it be a serious crime?"

Hao Bufan frowned and looked at Song Yu without saying a word.

I don't know if it was because he had been sitting for a long time and his body couldn't bear it. When he looked at Song Yu's face, he looked a little fake.

It's not that the adjective is false, it's just like Bai Linlang's face, it seems to be covered with something.

Bai Linlang rolled her eyes and puffed up her chest in a self-righteous manner: "Oh, Mr. Song is joking. Of course the Hao family doesn't have this kind of business."

"It's just a few jokes, why bother going online." Hao Bufan opened his mouth: "You"

Ling Bingbing clapped her hands and interrupted him with applause.

Hao Bufan looked over in confusion. Ling Bingbing smiled and said, "So we can just joke around, right? So I said Mr. Zhang, you have an infectious disease. Why are you so excited?"

Zhang Pingping: "This is different!"

Ling Bingbing spread her hands: "It's all a joke, why is it different?"

After saying that, Ling Bingbing looked at Changshuai Wang up and down with a scrutinizing eye. She was startled at first, and then looked strange. After pausing for a few seconds, she shook her head and sighed again.

Changshuai Wang:? ?
Wang Changshuai felt chilly all over.

"Why are you sighing?"

Ling Bingbing stared at him, her black pupils coated with a layer of colorful clouds on the horizon, looking increasingly unreal.

"Nothing to sigh about." Ling Bingbing said deliberately with a wink.

"You tell me."

Ling Bingbing smiled and said, "What do you want me to say?"

Ling Bingbing: "It's just a joke anyway, don't take it seriously."

After saying that, she swam from the edge of the swimming pool back to the shore. The soaked swimsuit not only did not outline her body tighter, but the water vapor added to her hazy beauty.

"It's getting dark. I'm going to eat. Please help yourself."

"Yes, it's okay to joke. It's not against the law for you to gossip behind your back. But, if you keep your head up, you'll have a god~~ If you say a lot of bad things, you'll get retribution~~"

"Next time you judge others wantonly, just recall how you felt when you were slandered today. Finally, Mr. Wang and Mr. Zhang, I'm sorry."

"Yes, you don't have to doubt that I'm just trying to fool you with my sincerity."

Wang Changshuai: @##￥%
Zhang Pingping: @##￥%
Seeing Ling Bingbing leaving, Hao Bufan followed suit.

Bai Linlang was unwilling to give in, but she couldn't sing the opposite role by herself.

As for Zhang Pingping and Wang Changshuai, these people are not afraid that they are really sick. Even if it is cancer, at least they have a treatment plan.

But I’m afraid of the unknown.

The unknown is always the scariest and most uncertain.

Therefore, even though the scenery was beautiful, no one urged them to go ashore, but everyone couldn't take a dip anymore.

After changing clothes, everyone came to the seaside theater as scheduled.

The five pairs of families still sat together as originally assigned, but everyone could see that the general state between them was not as close as when they first arrived.

Xiao Chenchen took care of her children and occasionally communicated with Song Yu.

Wang Changshuai and Chu Chu were each playing with their mobile phones.

As for Zhang Pingping and Sun Honghong, the status between the two seems to have been reversed. Before, Sun Honghong was busy taking care of her boyfriend who was almost 30 years old and could not take care of himself.

At this time, Zhang Pingping changed his usual impatience and asked Sun Honghong for help. Even such trivial matters as pouring food were taken over by him.

For the first time in so many days, Sun Honghong's face showed a smile from the bottom of her heart. (End of chapter)