Vegetable Husband: I love you so much, I pretend

Chapter 5 005: Hello slag, goodbye slag
Ling Bingbing looked at him.

After a few seconds, he turned and ran.

I also dragged away my husband's wheelchair.

An afterimage flashed across the air, Hao Bufan thought he was dazzled, rubbed it in disbelief, and when he opened his eyes again, the woman and his paralyzed uncle were already at the other end of the long table.

Hao Bufan:? ?
The old lady looked at her seat and was very satisfied.

Although she doesn't think her grandson is more handsome than her youngest son, after all, the youngest son is still awake, so the aunt and nephew still have to avoid suspicion.

"Bingbing, I don't know what you like to eat, so I asked the kitchen to prepare some.

"If you are not used to eating, tell Lao Zuo in time."

"It's delicious, I'm not picky about food." Ling Bingbing said seriously, she is a complete kitchen killer, she usually eats either from the pond or the convenience store downstairs, and she hasn't eaten home-cooked meals for a long time.

"That's fine."

"Besides. If you are not used to living with Yugan, there is a vacancy in the room next to him." She wished that her son could be accompanied.

But it was not easy to meet such a nice little girl, and she didn't want to bully her.

As long as she is willing to spend a few hours with her son every day, she is content.

"Yeah, the temperature in Uncle's room is still a bit low." Hao Bufan followed suit.

On the wedding night, it's fine for her to do all the tricks and stay there. How can she still live with him in the future?
She is his woman. She must be clean from head to toe.

Not even a vegetable.

Hearing this, Ling Bingbing put down her chopsticks.

Itchy feet—

Want to kick people.

After deliberating for a moment, she spoke.

"Is my eldest nephew getting angry a lot recently?"

"Huh?" Hao Bufan raised his eyebrows, she really still cared about him.
"You have something wrong with your body, you should go to the doctor as soon as possible."

"???"

Mrs. Hao also looked over in confusion.

"Bingbing? What's wrong with Bufan?"

Mrs. Hao knew that her youngest daughter-in-law was studying medicine, and she also had an 8-year consistent system of Z's major.

Because of this, when the Bai family proposed to replace the star's youngest daughter with the eldest daughter, she readily agreed.

Nor is it discriminating against celebrities.

It's just that she had seen that little girl before, she was too impetuous, her eyes were full of lust.

Ling Bingbing pretended to be embarrassed and shook her head: "It's hard to say that the eldest nephew should go to the hospital, it's best to go to the Chinese medicine clinic."

Hao Bufan: "Just say what you want."

Mrs. Hao: "Yes, Bingbing, we are all family."

"Okay, but I need to look at your palm again."

Hao Bufan raised his eyebrows. Sure enough, women will go crazy when they are stimulated. In front of grandma, she still wants to hold his hand.

He found that he didn't understand his girlfriend a little bit, but he was willing to play with her for this little fun.

He generously stretched out his palm, waiting for Ling Bingbing to grab it.

Ling Bingbing put down her chopsticks, stood up and sterilized her hands before walking in front of him.

She didn't even touch her, just stood one meter away and stared at his right hand. After looking at it for a while, she said, her cold voice was like a mountain spring, with the power to calm people's hearts.

"There is a line between the Zhen Gua and Li Gua in your right palm. Usually, in this situation, it is easy for the patient to be disturbed by the wind and thunder. Because this line contains the Xun position, Zhen belongs to liver, wood, and thunder, and Xun belongs to Spleen, Earth, and wind, Li belong to heart and fire. And the heart governs the gods, so you will often disturb the gods because of the collision of wind and thunder."

Mrs. Hao:?

Hao Bufan:? ?
Hao Youqian, who was forced to become a concubine and cheating nephew, also frowned.

Didn't he say that his little wife is a star?

How do you still understand the Emperor's Internal Classic?

"Bingbing. What did you say?"

"Can you explain?"

Ling Bingbing nodded: "Simply speaking, you are sick."

Hao Bufan's face darkened in an instant: "What did you say?"

Ling Bingbing looked cold: "Did you not sleep well recently? Are you still insomnia?"

Hao Bufan: "So what?"

Ling Bingbing glanced at his face again: "It's already 8 o'clock in the morning, but you look dull, your skin is yellow, your eyes are bruised, your lips and behind your ears are black."

"You are also easy to get angry, like to eat cold food, and feel that eating ice food will make you feel very comfortable, but the effect is not long-lasting."

"To sum up, you have a kidney deficiency, big nephew"

"It's understandable for young people to be easily excited, but...too much can be fatal."

"What the hell are you talking about!" Hao Bufan slapped the table suddenly, startling everyone.

Mrs. Hao was startled, and looked at her grandson with a complicated expression.

"Extraordinary you"

"Grandma! Don't listen to her nonsense, she just wants to take revenge on me on purpose." Hao Bufan's face was as dark as ink, and his eyes were full of fierceness.

Is this woman insane?
Are you talking nonsense?

Mrs. Hao: "Bingbing revenge on you?"

Ling Bingbing looked at him with a smile, her eyes clear.

"I said why the young master was swimming naked in the middle of the night, it turned out to be due to kidney deficiency!" Mu Di, the nurse behind her said.

"Swimming naked?" Mrs. Hao was even more confused.

Uncle Zuo took a step forward and explained in a low voice how the maid was on the night shift in the middle of the night and thought he had encountered a pervert.

Mrs. Hao's eyelids twitched when she heard this.

Simply incomprehensible.

"Extraordinary! You."

"Forget it, you go to work, Lao Zuo, let the Chinese Medicine Hospital send two experts to look at him in the afternoon."

Hao Bufan:? ?
"No, grandma, don't listen to her nonsense, I am not swimming naked."

Mrs. Hao looked at him sadly: "Then what are you? It's too hot? Don't you have a central air conditioner at home?"

"Yesterday was a very happy day for your uncle. You actually swim naked in the swimming pool under his window?"

The more the old lady thought about it, the angrier she became.

What the heck, the Hao family's face was lost by him.

She didn't even know how to face her daughter-in-law!

"Bingbing. He is young, don't be as knowledgeable as him, you didn't have it last night."

Ling Bingbing shook her head: "No, I went to bed very early."

"Grandma, don't panic. This disease is not terminal. It can be cured. If you believe it, I will write you a prescription."

"Hey, okay, I'm sorry to trouble you." Zhi?If it weren't for the only seedling in her family, she really wants to physically castrate her grandson right now!

Her eldest daughter-in-law and grandson always said that they were partial to the younger son, but they didn't even look at it, what the hell did they give birth to!
She is old, but not stupid.

If the grandson was a little more upright and didn't do so many messy things, how could she still hold on to the Hao family for so long?

After driving the unhappy grandson to work, Mrs. Hao dragged Ling Bingbing around the Hao's manor.

Coming late yesterday, Ling Bingbing hadn't taken a serious look at her current little home yet.

Unlike the richest man's house in her imagination, there is no gold everywhere, and there are no such messy creatures as crocodiles and poisonous snakes.

The entire courtyard is designed in the style of Suzhou gardens, but all the courtyards are also designed with modern smart homes, and each place reveals the designer's ingenuity.

Ling Bingbing thought that if she had her own house in the future, she would also hire this designer.

Hearing her praise, Mrs. Hao smiled even more happily, and the creases on her face faded a lot.

"Bingbing, although this is an old house, it has only been renovated in the past few years. The designer is your husband."

"what?"

(End of this chapter)