Let you go to slow synthesis, you drive me crazy?

Chapter 1 Pre-sale of funeral tickets, the first one can be buried together

"I'm too tired to live. I started to pre-sell my funeral tickets. Those who pay more can sit on my coffin board, and the top one can be buried with me. Friends who like it, please quit the live broadcast room and block the anchor."

Lu Qianyun was lying on the rocking chair, looking up at the sky at 45 degrees without love, holding a coconut shell in her right hand, moving her mouth slightly, putting the straw in her mouth and taking a sip of coconut juice.

There is no such thing as crazy at work, it's just the difference between being crazy early and crazy at night.

After half an hour of fishing on the rocking chair, the staff in front of Lu Qianyun had already lifted up about a dozen wooden boards where they could not see them in the live broadcast room, all of which were written:

[Give me a mission! ! ! 】

If it weren't for the live broadcast now, she guessed that these people who were already grim-faced would rush up and give her a critical blow.

Helpless, after going crazy, she could only put down the coconut shell and pick up the mobile phone, dragging the body of the 99-year-old left-behind old man who had poured 88 buckets of water under the sun to stand up.

Looking around in the yard, the dilapidated yard is so desolate that mice don’t want to visit it. The yellow dry grass in the corner is almost taller than a person. The windows on the wooden house creaked and creaked in the wind. drop down.

Lu Qianyun put the phone aside and found a place to prop it up, picked up the shovel and went to the corner to weed.

Humming a ditty while hoeing: "Dig and dig and dig in the small broken courtyard, I dare not spend the little mane flowers I earn..."

Who would have thought that she would be able to wear a book while drinking a little wine, and she would be able to wear it on the body of a star with an abnormal mind.

The original book is a counterattack cool article by a grassroots heroine in the entertainment industry that she has read.

The original body is the vicious female supporting role in the book, a stumbling block on the way of the heroine Bai Hua's counterattack, and she is the existence that even if the heroine says a word, she will say a few words.

He has no strength but is very demonic, and was scolded by netizens on Weibo.

Hmm...how to say.

I just got rid of the mess of my previous life, but I didn't expect to wake up and take over another one.

Lu Qianyun couldn't help but be speechless. It is definitely impossible to continue the plot. Now she is back to enjoy life...

She felt that there was only one piece of ten yuan left in her pocket, and the balance of the bank card seemed to be a circle of duck eggs, so she immediately gave up this idea.

It's not that the original body is too poor, it's that the company she signed with is too slanderous.

If you want money, you have to follow the company's arrangement.

There is such a hot artist as Lu Qianyun in a small company, how can she let her go if the wool is not clean.

80% of the money obtained from participating in various activities is deposited in the company's account, and only when Yuan Bo participates in the next event arranged by the company will she give her all the money from the previous event.

Sometimes the company didn't pay, and when Yuan went to the company to ask for money, the boss of the company would call her into the office and start drawing big cakes for her, and all kinds of empty words would come out of her mouth.

"You are the pillar of our company, now use your money to build the company, you are the elder of the company."

"I've been too busy during this period. After a few months, I'll give you a share of the company's shares, so that when the company goes public in the future, you will be the shareholder!"

But the original body still eats this set.

It seems that she has to go back to her old job in her previous life. Lu Qianyun was an entertainer in the entertainment circle in her previous life, with super professional skills, but she quit the circle for some reasons.

"Lu Qianyun, gather at the entrance of the village!"

The sound of shouting came from a distance, Lu Qianyun got up and moved her body, dropped the hoe and walked towards the entrance of the village.

When she wore it, she was participating in a live variety show called "My Slow Life", and the audience could watch how a group of celebrities lived a slow life.

Every day, the director will release fixed tasks for the guests to complete. For example, the assistant director who raised the placard frantically just now is supervising her to complete the task of cleaning the yard released in the morning.

According to the flow sheet given by the director team, calling her to the entrance of the village must be to release the task for the afternoon.

It's just that the list clearly states that it will be released at two o'clock in the afternoon, so why is it going before one o'clock?
Walking on the road, Lu Qianyun sorted out the plot in the original book in her mind.

In this variety show, Lu Qianyun played all kinds of mindless monsters. These behaviors can be said to be the last straw that crushed her. Because she did so well, she was completely banned from the entertainment industry, and Weibo directly collapsed that day.

For nothing else, just to celebrate this day, netizens call this day "the first year of offering sacrifices to Lu".

She thought that the bad environment in her previous life was enough for her to drink a pot, but who would have thought that she would encounter a worse environment.

but……

She still thinks it's good now, after all, she feels very happy to be away from that group of people. When they are mentioned, Lu Qianyun's mind recalls all the things she has experienced, and she shudders, her scalp tingles directly.

At this time, the live broadcast room of the variety show was about to explode:
【Lu Qianyun is really crazy. She made other people wait for her at the entrance of the village for an hour. She was still basking in the sun and drinking coconut juice here just now. She is really shameless! 】

[Just came in, I feel that the beauty just said very humorously, and the impression is good.I'm number one on the list, and I want to be buried with you! 】

[The one upstairs is seeing this woman for the first time. Let me tell you that she is not a good person, she has a lot of bad deeds, and the things she has done can't be counted on the palm of my hand. I advise you to speak carefully. 】

[This woman is not a good thing at first glance. Her reputation in the entertainment industry is so bad, she must have a problem with her character. 】

[Lu Qianyun really hates it. Our family Huahua cooperated with Shi Yingdi in the last drama. Unexpectedly, Lu Qianyun posted a lie on Weibo. Shi Yingdi is in love with her. Please be careful when filming. Embarrassing no. 】

[Why is the live broadcast now?Didn't it say that it will only open when the task is released at [-] o'clock in the afternoon?The sudden live broadcast was really sudden, I was not ready yet. 】

[Upstairs, you know suddenness! 】

Lu Qianyun's manager, Sister Zhang, who was guarding in front of the live broadcast room, was about to explode.

Before the company arranged for Lu Qianyun to go to the variety show, she had repeatedly asked her to keep her focus and work hard, so that she could earn some popularity in the variety show, so that she would not be scolded 24 hours a day, 365 days out of 300 hot search.

Every week when netizens are unhappy, they will drag her out and scold her.

But how did she do it on variety shows?Completely ignore what she said!
She blatantly played badly during the live broadcast, and even said that she was selling tickets to her own funeral. She would suspect that Lu Qianyun was bewitched and suddenly started to fall ill.

This is simply not wanting to hang out in the circle!

Sister Zhang was so angry that her lungs hurt, so she turned off the live broadcast without watching Lu Qianyun, and turned to take charge of other artists' work.

　The new book is here, sand sculpture funny essay, come and get in the car!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)