Let you go to slow synthesis, you drive me crazy?
Chapter 23 The posture of the water gun is so handsome
"Let me clean you up, my suckling pigs!"
Lu Qianyun picked up a water pipe with a neat hook, quickly grabbed it, and turned the water pipe switch with the other hand.
"Zizzizi!"
The high-pressure water gun spouted water quickly, and Lu Qianyun turned over, jumped over the wall of the pigsty and jumped inside.
"Ouch!"
The pigs were in turmoil, fleeing in all directions, howling as if a thief had entered the house.
A pig covered in mud ran past his feet, and his mouth was still groaning.
Lu Qianyun's sharp eyes locked on it, her feet were spread apart to stabilize the lower body, and she aimed her eyes with guns in both hands.
Precision strike.
Just a second before the water sprayed over, the dirty pig turned its head as if it sensed something.
Its black eyeballs already reflected the shape of the water column.
"……Hum hum!"
The water jet splashed on it, and before it even had time to think about running away, the woman in front of her ran to her side in two or three steps.
Lift your legs!
Fork!
Tighten up!
Firmly sandwiching it between its legs, its eyes were terrified, and it let out a miserable scream!
"Ow~"
The pig's cry was so sharp that it hurt Lu Qianyun's ears. She slapped the pig's head and couldn't help complaining:
"What's the name? I'm not going to kill you!"
Lu Qianyun pressed the water gun to increase the water pressure, and the water pressure became smaller. Lu Qianyun lowered her head and lowered her eyes and began to carefully clean the dirt on the pig's head.
One operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the surrounding pigs become two hundred and five.
They didn't run around anymore, but stopped and looked at Lu Qianyun in horror, their eyes seemed to say:
"What a cruel human woman!"
The netizens in the live broadcast room were really shocked when they saw Lu Qianyun's operation. She seemed to be born to deal with pigs.
Whenever she and the pig are together, they can always collide with wonderful sparks!
[Sister Lu, the pig in uniform looks so beautiful!Sister Lu is beautiful, Sister Lu is strong, I will carry the banner for Sister Lu! 】
[Have you seen it?The eyes of the row of pigs in the back have changed. I have never seen acting skills on pigs before, but I saw them today. It is really not a cover for them to act frightened! 】
[Brothers upstairs, how should I put it, I think they may not be acting. 】
[It takes thousands of years for a monkey to evolve into an adult, but it only takes Lu Qianyun to shake her body and roar for a human to evolve into a pig!Could it be that the current species has become so miraculous? 】
[Let's just say that the whole loving family members belong to belong to, let's just say that we are already in a big action of love! 】
[Sister Lu's clean and neat movements are really handsome!Has Sister Lu really never worked in this industry before?I don't think Sister Lu will be able to continue in the entertainment industry in the future. She may consider working in a pig farm. It's definitely suitable for you! 】
Lu Qianyun carefully cleaned every inch of the pig's body, humming a little song while cleaning her mouth:
"Pigs like to take a bath and have good skin, Ooooo!"
"After washing too much, the fragrance is white, Ooooo!"
"White and fat, in a good mood, a lot of fat, Ooooo!"
"Grow fleshy meat, eat you up, ho ho ho!"
What she cleaned was not a pig, but a plate of meat on the table in the future, which was to test food safety and health issues.
This is by no means sloppy!Must be taken seriously.
The pig felt very comfortable after washing off the dirt on its body, so it stopped struggling and asked Lu Qianyun to help clean it, whimpering.
After cleaning Lu Qianyun and letting it go, it reluctantly followed behind Lu Qianyun's buttocks, rubbing its pig's nose against her legs.
"Hum hum hum!"
The two small eyes of Bulling Bulling looked up at Lu Qianyun, and the little tail on the buttocks swayed left and right.
Some of the girls in front of the screen were shouting: "Wow, it's really cute!"
They never thought pigs were so cute. The ones they saw were either dirty to death, or they had become pieces of pork served on the table.
Lu Qianyun's eyes were full of refusal, and her gestures were like crosses: "Refused to be cute!"
Netizens in the live broadcast room thought that Lu Qianyun didn't like small pets, but what she said in the next second was even more amazing:
"You're so cute now, what if I think about it when I eat you in the future, what should I do!"
Lu Qianyun turned around desperately to clean up the next pig, with a resolute look without the slightest nostalgia, the little pig in front of her didn't know what Lu Qianyun meant.
He eagerly leaned forward to be nourished by Lu Qianyun again, it really enjoyed the refreshing feeling of water flowing through its body.
But this woman doesn't give it a drop of water!
It hummed for a minute, but Lu Qianyun didn't even turn around, this cruel and heartless woman.
The pig got angry. It turned around and pointed its butt at Lu Qianyun, and deliberately pushed its butt against Lu Qianyun's leg.
[I would really go to the pet store to buy a pig just because of the little pig's eyes at this moment, it's so cute, why can't Lu Qianyun wash it again, it's just thirsty for a little water, Lu Qianyun is really ruthless. 】
【Lu Qianyun, why are you so cruel, you don't care for little animals at all, if Xinxinzi were here instead, she would definitely not be willing to look at Little Piggy like that! 】
【Uh... This is probably a task of cleaning the pigsty. If you want to see the pigs being cleaned, you can go to the pet store to buy one and wash it yourself at home. You don’t need to look for presence here. 】
……
Soon, Lu Qianyun finished cleaning the pigsty, and the whole pigsty looked brand new compared to when she first came here.
The environment that made people want to vomit after looking at it has become clean now, and the dirty underground has been cleaned up.
The pigs in the pen also showed their original white and fat appearance, and they vigorously shook off the wet water stains on their bodies.
The little faces of the pigs are full of satisfied expressions. They have been in the pigsty for so many years, and their bodies have never been so clean.
Lu Qianyun glanced at it with satisfaction, and put the tools aside neatly.
Then go out to the office of the farm to find the uncle.
On the other side, Bai Xin, Yunzhi and Shen Zhao arrived at the entrance of the village on time at [-]:[-] as the program team said.
When everyone arrived, Bai Xin glanced left and right but did not find Lu Qianyun's figure. She pretended to be surprised and said, "Where is Lu Qianyun, haven't you woken up at this point? The sun is drying your ass!"
This woman Lu Qianyun didn't know what she had been possessed these days, she was quite different from before.
Especially yesterday, Lu Qianyun ruined her good deeds again and again, which made her not only lose that mysterious gift, but was even ridiculed by netizens.
Last night when she went back, she was called and scolded by her agent again.
Let her restrain herself, she is not as smart as others, her methods are as stupid as hell, and she likes to tease others.
The comments on the Internet are all scolding her. Last night, there was even a trending search about her: Is Bai Xin really human?
The reason for this entry is that the IQ shown by Bai Xin in the show is not at all like that of a human being, but rather like that of a mollusk.
why?Because molluscs have no brains!
The agent scolded her after watching it. If she didn't change her bad temper, she would be the next person to be hacked instead of Lu Qianyun.
And her sister also called yesterday to ask her to restrain herself.
She is almost wronged to death now!Lu Qianyun, the swordsman, blamed her. If it wasn't for her, how could she be laughed at by those people!
At this time, the director standing in front of a big tree that neither of them could hug said, "She has already gone to work."
Lu Qianyun picked up a water pipe with a neat hook, quickly grabbed it, and turned the water pipe switch with the other hand.
"Zizzizi!"
The high-pressure water gun spouted water quickly, and Lu Qianyun turned over, jumped over the wall of the pigsty and jumped inside.
"Ouch!"
The pigs were in turmoil, fleeing in all directions, howling as if a thief had entered the house.
A pig covered in mud ran past his feet, and his mouth was still groaning.
Lu Qianyun's sharp eyes locked on it, her feet were spread apart to stabilize the lower body, and she aimed her eyes with guns in both hands.
Precision strike.
Just a second before the water sprayed over, the dirty pig turned its head as if it sensed something.
Its black eyeballs already reflected the shape of the water column.
"……Hum hum!"
The water jet splashed on it, and before it even had time to think about running away, the woman in front of her ran to her side in two or three steps.
Lift your legs!
Fork!
Tighten up!
Firmly sandwiching it between its legs, its eyes were terrified, and it let out a miserable scream!
"Ow~"
The pig's cry was so sharp that it hurt Lu Qianyun's ears. She slapped the pig's head and couldn't help complaining:
"What's the name? I'm not going to kill you!"
Lu Qianyun pressed the water gun to increase the water pressure, and the water pressure became smaller. Lu Qianyun lowered her head and lowered her eyes and began to carefully clean the dirt on the pig's head.
One operation is as fierce as a tiger, and the surrounding pigs become two hundred and five.
They didn't run around anymore, but stopped and looked at Lu Qianyun in horror, their eyes seemed to say:
"What a cruel human woman!"
The netizens in the live broadcast room were really shocked when they saw Lu Qianyun's operation. She seemed to be born to deal with pigs.
Whenever she and the pig are together, they can always collide with wonderful sparks!
[Sister Lu, the pig in uniform looks so beautiful!Sister Lu is beautiful, Sister Lu is strong, I will carry the banner for Sister Lu! 】
[Have you seen it?The eyes of the row of pigs in the back have changed. I have never seen acting skills on pigs before, but I saw them today. It is really not a cover for them to act frightened! 】
[Brothers upstairs, how should I put it, I think they may not be acting. 】
[It takes thousands of years for a monkey to evolve into an adult, but it only takes Lu Qianyun to shake her body and roar for a human to evolve into a pig!Could it be that the current species has become so miraculous? 】
[Let's just say that the whole loving family members belong to belong to, let's just say that we are already in a big action of love! 】
[Sister Lu's clean and neat movements are really handsome!Has Sister Lu really never worked in this industry before?I don't think Sister Lu will be able to continue in the entertainment industry in the future. She may consider working in a pig farm. It's definitely suitable for you! 】
Lu Qianyun carefully cleaned every inch of the pig's body, humming a little song while cleaning her mouth:
"Pigs like to take a bath and have good skin, Ooooo!"
"After washing too much, the fragrance is white, Ooooo!"
"White and fat, in a good mood, a lot of fat, Ooooo!"
"Grow fleshy meat, eat you up, ho ho ho!"
What she cleaned was not a pig, but a plate of meat on the table in the future, which was to test food safety and health issues.
This is by no means sloppy!Must be taken seriously.
The pig felt very comfortable after washing off the dirt on its body, so it stopped struggling and asked Lu Qianyun to help clean it, whimpering.
After cleaning Lu Qianyun and letting it go, it reluctantly followed behind Lu Qianyun's buttocks, rubbing its pig's nose against her legs.
"Hum hum hum!"
The two small eyes of Bulling Bulling looked up at Lu Qianyun, and the little tail on the buttocks swayed left and right.
Some of the girls in front of the screen were shouting: "Wow, it's really cute!"
They never thought pigs were so cute. The ones they saw were either dirty to death, or they had become pieces of pork served on the table.
Lu Qianyun's eyes were full of refusal, and her gestures were like crosses: "Refused to be cute!"
Netizens in the live broadcast room thought that Lu Qianyun didn't like small pets, but what she said in the next second was even more amazing:
"You're so cute now, what if I think about it when I eat you in the future, what should I do!"
Lu Qianyun turned around desperately to clean up the next pig, with a resolute look without the slightest nostalgia, the little pig in front of her didn't know what Lu Qianyun meant.
He eagerly leaned forward to be nourished by Lu Qianyun again, it really enjoyed the refreshing feeling of water flowing through its body.
But this woman doesn't give it a drop of water!
It hummed for a minute, but Lu Qianyun didn't even turn around, this cruel and heartless woman.
The pig got angry. It turned around and pointed its butt at Lu Qianyun, and deliberately pushed its butt against Lu Qianyun's leg.
[I would really go to the pet store to buy a pig just because of the little pig's eyes at this moment, it's so cute, why can't Lu Qianyun wash it again, it's just thirsty for a little water, Lu Qianyun is really ruthless. 】
【Lu Qianyun, why are you so cruel, you don't care for little animals at all, if Xinxinzi were here instead, she would definitely not be willing to look at Little Piggy like that! 】
【Uh... This is probably a task of cleaning the pigsty. If you want to see the pigs being cleaned, you can go to the pet store to buy one and wash it yourself at home. You don’t need to look for presence here. 】
……
Soon, Lu Qianyun finished cleaning the pigsty, and the whole pigsty looked brand new compared to when she first came here.
The environment that made people want to vomit after looking at it has become clean now, and the dirty underground has been cleaned up.
The pigs in the pen also showed their original white and fat appearance, and they vigorously shook off the wet water stains on their bodies.
The little faces of the pigs are full of satisfied expressions. They have been in the pigsty for so many years, and their bodies have never been so clean.
Lu Qianyun glanced at it with satisfaction, and put the tools aside neatly.
Then go out to the office of the farm to find the uncle.
On the other side, Bai Xin, Yunzhi and Shen Zhao arrived at the entrance of the village on time at [-]:[-] as the program team said.
When everyone arrived, Bai Xin glanced left and right but did not find Lu Qianyun's figure. She pretended to be surprised and said, "Where is Lu Qianyun, haven't you woken up at this point? The sun is drying your ass!"
This woman Lu Qianyun didn't know what she had been possessed these days, she was quite different from before.
Especially yesterday, Lu Qianyun ruined her good deeds again and again, which made her not only lose that mysterious gift, but was even ridiculed by netizens.
Last night when she went back, she was called and scolded by her agent again.
Let her restrain herself, she is not as smart as others, her methods are as stupid as hell, and she likes to tease others.
The comments on the Internet are all scolding her. Last night, there was even a trending search about her: Is Bai Xin really human?
The reason for this entry is that the IQ shown by Bai Xin in the show is not at all like that of a human being, but rather like that of a mollusk.
why?Because molluscs have no brains!
The agent scolded her after watching it. If she didn't change her bad temper, she would be the next person to be hacked instead of Lu Qianyun.
And her sister also called yesterday to ask her to restrain herself.
She is almost wronged to death now!Lu Qianyun, the swordsman, blamed her. If it wasn't for her, how could she be laughed at by those people!
At this time, the director standing in front of a big tree that neither of them could hug said, "She has already gone to work."
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